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#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:02, archived)
# lolwank
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Lovely form.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:02, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:03, archived)
# I'm going to bed now, can someone continue to cuss all the Swayze pics?
Night b3ta! Love you x
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:04, archived)
# okay, i'll do it
here to help :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:04, archived)
# mmm sexy midgets!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:07, archived)
# ^^
*FWAP*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:08, archived)
# would have before she died
But its not about fap at this most painful of times
RIP patrick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:05, archived)
# SHE'S DEAD YOU SICK FUCK
He's a popular chap, that sea captain is.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:08, archived)
# only a sick cunt posts pictures of dead celebritys in a vein attempt at making a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:10, archived)
# she had me ARRESTED for stalking, so all bets are off with this one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:14, archived)
# now the Olsen Twins cannot prove which one I am after, so I'm safe there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:16, archived)
#
/
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# you come on /board?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# I have two front pages.
I just control b3ta from /talk more these days.
It's easier to insult fat people, when you don't have to draw a picture each time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# i see your logic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I like that, I might have it framed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:55, archived)
# CR3 recently spoke about a b3ta.com/JMG board.
Purely for fan worship and deep fat falling out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Not as a sort of solitary confinement for you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I'm central to the internet.
I'm like the pied piper to internet fatties. They'd follow me anywhere.
Mainly as "pie" is in my job title.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Internet cr3 made this, for example:
118eaa8f7b1299fec268f65727054b98.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I reckon you're a feeder and a chubby chaser.
AND FAT AS FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:58, archived)
# WHAYHEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# just off the love boat, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Of course not.
She's smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:16, archived)
# ahh.. the one you took home then..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:21, archived)
# HA! Frankly, I don't think she'd fit in our elevator.
And she would fill more than half my apartment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# i like this girl
she is square
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Rubbish
No talent....
(JoePesky, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I well fancy you
2 spades
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# this is the sickest image of the lot
oh the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# okay
bring cash
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Pat Cash?
You're fucking sick!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# no
pat fucking butcher
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:00, archived)
# i pick a donor card
do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:55, archived)
# yes
you win patrick's chin and left leg
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# last seen photo :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# ffs host it elsewhere
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# *Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Dude it's not all about you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# SO bored right now
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I'm already furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# no it's all about the swayze and i want my piece
cocknose
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I hope someone defaces pictures of your body
when it's riddled with cancer. You homofuck!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# do me up the wrong
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# You sick cunt
you disgust me blah blah blah you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I'm bringing sexy back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# thats a matter of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# NO!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# poor old Jim Carroll just kicked the bucket earlier today as well
and now Patrick Swayze is stealing all the attention.

it's Farrah and MJ all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Fuck you, stop trying to play down
the tragedy of a great man, actor, father, lover and personality. You should go wank into your own disgusting face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I'd rather wank into Patrick Swayze's DEAD CANCEROUS FACE
...oh man, I just let out the longest belch ever. It was awesome. THAT ONE'S FOR YOU PATRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Well you can't.
So go stick a broom handle covered in bleach right up your prissy tight little arse mother fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I've got Clorox, I've got broom handle
WE ARE GO FOR LAUNCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# youre right!
i totally forgot about Farrah
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# have a wank in remembrance of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# done with that now.
I'm back now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# BRING BACK GMoS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# You disgust me
Patrick was a great man and you do this :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP, NOBODY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Haha
Mostly at the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Do you build up a collection of new GMoS images over a few weeks or is it more of a sudden spur of the moment thing?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# They're all mine.
From over the past 5 years.
If we don't distribute enough GMoS, ugliness wins.

..and we don't want MORE of an ugly internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
# They look as though
they were done as soon as you heard the tragic news, you heartless swine. Show some humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# host it somewhere else dickhead
i can't see that at work
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# fuck off n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# I hope you catch Aids on your face
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# LOLZANY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I wonder if you'd act like this if Swayze was your Dad.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# PATRICK SWAYZE WAS MY DAD AND IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Don't say shit like that, it's fucking horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Are you Patrick Swayze's fat son on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I'm Patrick Swayze's Mum and I approve this message
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# so your his mum and his daughter
Incest the game for the whole family
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# If I was I'd sue your fucking shit offensive website
and make an example of you vile emotionless cretins.
Twats!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# That is me.
But you're still a heartless mong faced, shit eating, dick licking, ass eating, cum stain.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Don't flatter yourself you Swayze hating mother fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# You have a fat head and I want to shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# You're fat
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# You're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Of course I am.
I'm JMG. Head of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Please
delete this and re-post it after a reasonable time, if ever. Patrick Swayze was a great man and an inspiration to many cancer sufferers around the world. Show some respect.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ROFL What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# haha!
fuck me it's been a while
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# I dont get Gmod at all.
Wheres my b3ta encyclopaedia......
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# You're new..
It's beyond you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# im not THAT new
ive been here over a year, and i 'get' most b3ta memes, but gmod escapes me...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# That's still a bit new.
GMoS is beyond the early years of learning, on b3ta.
It's very advanced.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I am an unknown on here now
most probably because i'm not on here so much
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# YEAH, BRING BACK GMOS
...wait, when did GMOS leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Month ago.
I blamed fat internet users.
The response was for them to get angry at me.


Circle of internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# if he has really left, then more's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Loads of folk have left recently.
I feel I'm fighting a now long battle against overweight, over-serious internet figurines.
Naturally, I'll win. There'll be gravy tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# really he left?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I didn't recognise SSG with his top off
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# *stifles like a mofo*
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# FUCK YOUR MOM DUDE!
HE WAS AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fully sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
#
0 . o
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# needs more trademark discomeats throbbing algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# OH MY GOD, THAT'S A SICK THOUGHT

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# JA!
I love your throbbing algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# OO ER
She Said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Im disgusted
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Fuck's sake, you're all fucking twats
leave the poor guy alone, he was a fucking inspiration for millions. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# *stifles chuckle*
HE IS AN ANGLE NOW RIP BABY P

9 11 - NEVER FORGEDD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# And you, I'm going to report this website
BUNCH OF SHIT FACED WANKERS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# the web sherriff's a n
BONG!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# TITS

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# TITS
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ** TITS **
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# fair point well made
it's not good to laugh at another man suffering from cancer of the tits. STOP IT.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I am so fucking aroused right now
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# it's a compelling image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# WOW text over someone elses picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Calm down sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9693189
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# good innit?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# You should try it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I'm guessing you dont get out much
seriously, narrow minded nazis like you put me off b3ta.

I hope you feel proud.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# yes thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I bet you live tweaking nipples
ah yeah, tweak those nipples

YOU DAMN PERVERT

PAULP FUCKS MONKEYS
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# why thank you for noticing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I hear he overexerted himself with George Aligiah's Wanking Spanners.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# This is my favourite so far.
FP?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# and just when he was starting to get good
 
YOU BLOOMED TOO LATE, PATRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Its not big, or clever, you evil cunt
funny tho
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# TIME FOR TITS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# If this has something to do with Patrick Swayze, I'm
going to lose my flipping bin on you, you piece of shit slop!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# VEINY TITS
VEINY TITS

THEY COME PACKAGED

IN SELF ASSEMBLY BITS

FROM IKEA

IS WHERE I HEAR

THAT THEY COME FROM

VEINY TITS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Seriously dude,
I'm on a knife edge with these tits man.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I hope you realise your actions one day
you asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I'm in hull now
the monsters claw at the floorboards

they are sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Fuck you.
Go and make good with Swayze or get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# "BUY CRAZY IVAN'S LED DEATH NIPPLES"
"NOW ONLY 10 POUNDS FOR THREE"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# FAMOUS VOLGA FUNBAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# "TAKE HOME NOW, PAY LATER"
"YOU NO PAY, I COME TO HOUSE WITH BASEBALL BAT WITH NAIL IN"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# those nips look angry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# they are raw with milky hatred
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Like this one
www.mayoclinic.com/images/image_popup/w7_mastitis.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# *hurriedly finds something to get the image out of his mind*
I BELIEVE IN HORSES. I BELIEVE IN HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# well the file name is a perfectly fair and accurate description of that image
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
Mind and eye bleach needed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:30, archived)
# AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# haha
veiny tits - the scourge of good pron
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Hairy Veiny Tits
and scars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Don't forget fake tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# i saw a pr0n the other day
where the girl had scars up her arm, like shes a nutter and chops at her limbs with a razor. Put me rart off i tell thee.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# but like magnus magnussssssson
You'd started so you'd finish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I discovered veinywoman.com
while looking for source pics to make Venous Williams. And oh, my.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# An you might have thought this search was in vein!
HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAH

HAHAHA

HAHA

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# VEINY GIGS?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# SCRAMBLED EGGS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# AMBLED GREGGS?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I cracked open veiny eggs once
I skipped breakfast that day
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# No, this has gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Oh JackAction, I'm sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Is it dave trouser up cowfoot?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Hang on I don't understand what all these /talk people are doing here
Explain it to me slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I'm pissed and bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I'm half way up jackaction
he may say I'm not, but really, I am
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I never said you weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# nudge nudge wink wink
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:06, archived)
# It's like being fisted by Mike Tyson.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:06, archived)
# SEBASTIAN COE?
I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# lol
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
# alright golden fanjita
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:13, archived)
# With his gloves on.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I so want you
leGAL, illegaL, WHO CARes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Lets
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# But when you're only half way up, you're neither up nor down.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# /talk are the black figures that arrive to steal souls when someone dies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Oh I like them, one of them lent me some sugar a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:06, archived)
# that's all good
Are you're familiar enough to confide in them that /talk always smells like feet and warm beer?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Ah, we are all part & parcel of the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:14, archived)
# i knooooooooow
I'm just plaaaaaaaaaayin'
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# And me some cotton, freshly picked.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:10, archived)
# racist
oops, i meant haha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:12, archived)
# DT still lurks around somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Fuck you! Freebs just literally died a minute ago!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# why is he in watercolour too?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Added insult?
The cuntspit!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Why does he have CIA
written between his brows?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ahaha
hadn't noticed that...algae rhythms or something
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# *conspiracises*
(is that even a word?)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# it is now
call OED quick
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# can't see it
damn work filters
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Good, it's fucking wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I don't mind taking the piss out of dead peados like jackson
but come on give him five minutes before we all start Patrick Swayze was a cool actor, road house is a classic film
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# you obviously have not been here long young padowan
soon the ways of the force will be apparent to you.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9693189
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# 2 and half years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# five minutes, five decades
what's the difference, he's still dead.
yes, roadhouse was a classic, and i enjoyed most of his films.

but this is the internet. and if we don't, somebody else will.

welcome to reality
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I hope you fucking fall out of your bed tonight and
get bitten by a bug you fucking cuntsack!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:12, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# in fact, fuck it
i'm not going to bed. i'm going to stop up all night gimping swayze to death
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# I hope your fingers catch brain cancer from gimping Swayze
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# me too :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# You're a disgrace
Swayze never did anything wrong to you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# too wong foo...
'nuff said
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# sure that was the defense that america used as it attacked iraq
its still cunty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I agree. This sort of shit has got to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
# ten pence says it wont
at least until wednesday
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Uhhh, Jackson was never convicted,
for all we know, he could have been innocent. And Swayze isn't around to be offended, so fuck it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# And Swayze isn't around to be offended, so fuck it. :)
^all of this
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:14, archived)
# FUCK IT?
FUCK YOU MAN! HAVE A MODICUM OF DECENCY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:16, archived)
# i save all my decency for real life.
if this sort os shizzle offends, go do something else, somewhere else
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Why are you being such a twat?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Cos you're being such a cunt-nugget.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Oh so you think it's cool to make fun of dead people?
He had a family, for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:16, archived)
# You're pretty good at this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Have you no sense of humour?
Fuck off back to /talk, you syphilitic jizz-stain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:19, archived)
# we've all got families, and we're all going to die
so stop whining and enjoy yourself while you can

hang on, haven't i seen that on the side of a bus...?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)
# That doesn't make it right dick face!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I love happyb3tatimes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Also, older than you
how does that work out?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Swayze's death make it happytimes?
Don't be retard all your life shitwipe.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Get a sense of proportion, dick-cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Proportion my ass. You're a fucking cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Learn to spell "arse" properly, you retarded American imperialist scrofulous vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I prefer my more colorful language you sanctimonious self-important bilious rectum
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Is that "colourful" meaning "shit," you whoreson prolapse-monger?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:01, archived)
# haha dick face
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:17, archived)
# you.... you.... you BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU!!????!???
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:05, archived)
# with gimp 2.6
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Hooray! <3 teh GIMP
- there's something about the way it crashes whenever you try to edit colours...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:11, archived)
# as you have probably noticed,
editing colours is alien to me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I thought that was because Im on win 7
thank fook its not just me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I believe it only crashes in windows,
but there is a later version with the bug fixed. I'm just to lazy to install it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# just did this
not a good year to be famous
RIP Patrick Swayze

image is completely unrelated an inspired by crysis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# nice, but lose the babylon 5 style lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# You utter period stain! Swayze doesn't deserve this!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# jesus, I lie down in bed for 15 minutes, get back up and now another famous person is dead
I can't turn my back on people for a MINUTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# you're obviously not doing your job properly
....er...whatever that is
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# if you figure it out
let me know
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# if I figure anything out
I'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# he's finally borked :/
wasn't the role that got him noticed playing someone that had terminal cancer

funny old world innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I've no idea whats going on
fancy a game of darts?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# if by darts you mean go to the kitchen and make a load of crap to eat
yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Jesus Christ, the man battled cancer for this?!
Fuck you dude.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Cancer is very serious.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Who's just died?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Oh shit
SENTINEL
(Rogue Sausage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# inspired by cysts?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# This is just sick you rusty shit bucket!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# lol
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Dude that's not fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I feel bad now :(
I'm such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# yes cunty you are a cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# yeah seriously
i can't believe you are posting pictures of dead celebrities on b3ta.

this is not the place for that.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# well, its certainly livened the board up compared to last night
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I can't believe how much of a fuckface you are right now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Jesus man a guy has just died.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yeah that's why he's in my picture as a ghost
the still is also from a film he starred in called ghost
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# I am outraged by your bad taste picture
have some respect

an american hero has died fer gods sake
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:02, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Poor mister swayze :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Only a complete cunt would post a Swayze picture at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# What a prick.
You, not Swayze.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Why? Its not even making fun of him being dead
Hitler, 9/11, racism and jokes at other dead celebrities are rife here. Not that i approve of them, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I'm not happy about this sort of thing going on.
Why are you acting like such a prick?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:53, archived)
# i yams what i yams
UGUGUGUGUGUGUGUG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:55, archived)
# see!
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/dirtyREX0705_468x349.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Ahem. First.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# nice....real nice.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I don't feel good about it, it's one of the quickest and dirtiest shops I've ever done, but at least I've marked the occasion.
RIP him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# YOU'RE A CUNT!
We should totally start cussing out all the people who post Swayze pics. Just for shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# even nice ones?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah fuck it, claim that they're being indirectly offensive
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# i remember being put off b3ta for nearly a year
when i saw a pic of kylie with one tit on here.

Bad taste has no bounds here, but deep down, i dont approve of people posting pics joking at peoples misfortune or bad things like the twin towers etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I find it incredibly funny.
But yes, it's only because it's taboo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Haha. I suspect you'll have a lot to do tomorrow then.
B3ta takes celebrity death well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Totally,
all I have to do tomorrow is paint and send and email or two anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Yeah, I'm well up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# *teams up*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I'd like to point out that I'm not really a huge fan of his so this being upset thing is purely an act.
Just in case there are any particularly thick people reading.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Good because I'm using this thread as my defence
if anything goes tits up with this otherwise flawless plan...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Well Im in
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# If we don't speak ill of the dead
then who will?
(MrTerrorbag kills the elderly to save the economy., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Worse than Jacko. :(
RIP Swayze - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8256033.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at your screencap of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Its a photoshop of Dirty Dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Fuck off!
Serious?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I'll be fair, my palm hit my face so hard that it caused friction burns.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Ha.
I look forward to seeing this being done all through tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# heheh
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# HAVE SOME RESPECT A GOOD MAN HAS DIED GODDAMMIT
YOU PEO0PLE DISGUST ME GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# SLEEP WELL! MUWAHAHHAH!
--
RIP PATRICK SWAYZE :(
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8256033.stm
--


(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Joke's on you - I'm already asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# OH
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# is this the remake of pob?
Nicely done though - can i ask how? Is that a proper head, or a model? Video or photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# tis a video from youtube,
that i played with in AE and PS.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# that's a bit EEEEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Insomniac win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I just took my sleeping pills for my monthly bout of insomnai
This has stopped me from being able to sleep even with 75mg of Diphenhyramine Hydrochloride in me. Bonus side effect though, I'm off my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# see, camel - NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
YOU HAVE TURNED A MAN TO THE NIGHTMARE OF CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# YAY CAKE!
hmmmm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# AHHH!
One girl puked up her own pelvis bone.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# its a fucking disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# whoops
sorry mate, go and watch something happy on youtube to make your trippin' go smoothly.

This'll do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ8efftk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# ha ha loving this
He's totally not geting anywhere with that chick he's sharing a table with.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# i hope more people will be on tonight
im working on a pet project til the early hours, and b3ta becomes my pal when my mind wanders from my task in hand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# awww
*gives b3ta style bum-hugs*
Whoa your hair is amazing, I just want to lick it.
*spots something shiny and runs off into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# eh.... my hair.... wha....?
My hair is rubbish - its been thinning out for the past 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# it's not thinning, I just have a cat like tounge and am stealing it all with my toungy hooks
*coughs up a hairball*
He he I am so trippy, christ it should be illegal to take these pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# TONGUE
Or as the americans would probably spell it:
TONG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm meant to be revising the humanist teacher and student guide, and philosophical naturalism for a talk I have to give on Wednesday. So I'll be around :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Is that taking off one's clothes and posing pensively?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Silly zeltergooseshit!
You're thinking of naturism.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# The TENNIS
I'll be here as long as The TENNIS is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I wont be around for a few minutes. I think I'm going to poop. I'll be back afterwards though, so I'll see you then.
TEE TEE EFF EN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# SHOW US YER COCK MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# here it is
8=o

Not very impressive, but its only fair, since i have seen your lady parts on here. One of my most memorable b3ta moments, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir
however that is a very poor textcock, no spunkdrops or nuffink
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# i am not ejaculating
at least, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I'm up for a while yet
WEEPING OVER SWAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Patrick Swayze is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# For reals this time.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# they said that the last three times
If he turns up in my kitchen and helps me spin a pot whilst I wear one of his old shirts, I'll be so mad at you, I've been waiting a life time to do that uninterupted.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# if he reaches around from behind and helps me while im 'spinning my cock'
i wont be too pleased either
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is the first thing on b3ta that made me literally lol for quite some time
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hi JackAction you shouldn't start such hurtful rumours :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Oh shit you're not lying.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# This is the worst day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# link?
I'm not getting anything on google except old death reports
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It's in the breaky news banner on BBC News but they don't appear to have put any words down yet.
edit: I lie
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Quite the fighter though, two years, christ that's some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
news.google.co.uk/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&ned=uk&hl=en&q=swayze
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you see what happens?
If people joke enough about you being dead, you DO DIE eventually.
That's some scary shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# don't tell the government
they'll ban humour outright
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *fires up photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *awaits deluge of 'ghost' pictures*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# this shit is real
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32272637/ns/entertainment-movies/
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I thought he was funny as hell in 'Captain Ron'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# whoa!
B3ta - celeb death news first!

I hope those screaming black ghost monsters dont drag him away... Scared the shits out of me they did
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I get 90% of my news from B3ta
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
#
i can imagine sales of this tshirt skyrocketing now:

tinyurl.com/myspkn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Not at $30 I won't
I'll just design and buy my own. Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Thanks crazy head man.
Also: I should stop frequenting b3ta, celebs always die when I'm on here.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# so you come here when you need an alibi, hummmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# np!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# the fast and a little angry


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# hahah - ace!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# hahah

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# do you think when they get older they will look back and realise how stupid they look
or will they just end up on Jeremy kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I'm going with the Jeremy Kyle option.
I honestly think they are incapable of 'looking back' or even thinking much about anything.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# steralize the lot of them i say
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ooof!
hehe, perhaps a little harsh on my part, but they really do need some fierce life lessons.

Maybe distribute them in certain parts of the world, and see how they get on vandalising shit and starting fights in say...Afghanistan for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# you know what - i was just going to post something like that
i bet theyre all wealthy businessmen with stunning wives or something. Life is cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Chavs!!!
Lock 'em in a cell with Gary Glitter... that'll calm 'em down a hell of a lot!
(Mr Jay, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Quite a plot hole...


Click for bigger (117 kb)
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)
# This makes me humour inside.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)
# heheheh
true, true
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Muffin!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# With a username like yours, you should be huffin'
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I'l get my pipe and start puffin'
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:20, archived)
# i remember this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
# poor muffin :(
i went to my mum's today, just in time to see her shovelling the last piece of tasty flapjack into her mouth.
it upset me.
i love flapjacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Aw :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# i shall buy flapjacks tomorrow.
but for now, it's bedtime.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
# g'nite smashie
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Mmmmm......
uffin.......
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)
# fluffie tiemz
(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# harry potter and the badly pronounced spell
not rowling's best work...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Harry Potter and t
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ah, crap
what have i done?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Oh hai thar
Did you see this:
Photobucket

I'd love to say I made it just for you, but...that might be lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# haha
i like that, but i make my own organic polish
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Ooo, how posh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# only if i'm wearing my marigolds
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# by the time you get through all that fur
he's nothing but skin and bones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Harry Potter and t?
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I hate spiders :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# lying bitch!
she's just after a shag!


wish i'd thought of that...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
wife not impressed, though. but i clikt :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I bet he flooded her...
...big time

P.s *clickage* =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)
# is that Sting?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Since when has Sting had tits?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# bar joke
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# and the horse says "neigh"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Win.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)
# AND THE BARMAN SAYS WHY THE LONG FACE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# And the horse says
'I've got AIDS'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)
# the barman says
you look under age, then cries into a pint glass.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Beep beep beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# A White Horse walks into a bar
The barman says "We've got a Scotch named after you"

And the white horse says "What.... Eric?"
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# and the barman says
why the long weird shaped penis
(JoePesky, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 14 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Comic Sans walks into a bar.
The barman says "We don't serve your type."

(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Pffft :D
*hearty spang*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)

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