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[challenge entry] Morning, boys and girls
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:21, archived)
# NO WAIT!
These ARE the droids we were looking for!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Loving this one
"Droids? I thought he had a wheely bin and a gold gimp suit in there with him, Damnnit!"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *chuckles*
*goes back to work*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Gold gimp suit?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# No honestly - they really aren't



and have a woo unt ein yay
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I love how tatooine would have there own Specsavers.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# It's hardly surprising with all these short-sighted troopers

'No, I don't think I need to see your identification. Couldn't read it if I wanted to anyway'
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)
# *finds your lack of contact lenses disturbing* WOO, sir!
and nings too!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# excellent
actual product placement. and funny.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Haha
Reminds me of this I got sent a few months ago

farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2762458387_31207c1a81.jpg


(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I came across a good deal of these while looking for a decent source pic ;)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# The interwebs is rife with them
but rightly so, made me chuckle :) Good post too :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Sad news...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# of Mary Mungo and Midge fame.
the BBC got it wrong
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# And Henry Gibson
:O(
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# John Quade was the one who made me go 'oh' this year
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# saw that earlier... very sad news...
looks like they are all dropping like flies - Henry Gibson went too. (edit: as is stated above)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Just seen Archie's clip
normally they all wait til christmas
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# It's a bad year to be a celeb it seems.
Is it just me or does there seem to have been more die this year than usual?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] So good they maimed it twice

American Airlines, if you're wondering
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# What the fuck are they all wearing?!
(except the woman in the black dress - she's got it going on)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :]
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# yes yes yes yes someone stuck to the challenge rules :D
*shakes*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I'll never foget seeing Anne and Nick do a whiskey testing on their morning show, obviously years ago now.
She must have a very very low alcohol tolerance as after a few she sharted going red in the face and giggling and then it became apparent that sche was fast becoming plastered.
They had to take her off for a good 20 minutes and ply her with coffee. It was fabulous TV.
I think they should do a daytime TV show where all the presenters are off their trolleys.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I thought that was the idea behind Loose Women
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# gggrrr.. that program....
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It's software?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Loosewomen - the game
unless it's an FPS where you can blow the crap out of them with rocket launchers, I don't want to know...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Then usless you're a merkin think you meant programme:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# look, it's still early, and my brain hasn't warmed up yet...
:D

what's all this about b3tamail, btw?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# domain a got a while back.
email addies for b3tards. Just regulars though as I'm limited.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Losewomen - the game
Flee from a voracious pack of Nolan sisters in a variety of settings, using only your wits and a bottle of gin as a distraction
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# gain valuable powerups which enable you to sew fire ants into their rectums
perhaps I'm thinking about this too much
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Is that a programme?
I thought it was an advert for HRT!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# you've made me think of Colleen Nolan
the only woman (apparently, she is one) to lose a 'brains and looks' competition to an inflatable lobster
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I can only apologise
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha
Judy looks almost human
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ta!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# candles!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# cor, I want that!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I spy photoshopping
and not by Prodge

Happy candlemas sir!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Where?
Mine's 100% real birthday cheeses!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# On the pic of Judy
she looks far too radiant

Don't panic, I can spot fake cheese from 100 yards
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Happy b3taday o mighty one!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ta!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhaha!
awesome :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# That's my favourite bourbon
that is.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] What I want to know is: who makes coathangers?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Advert
Not product placement
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Gordon's Gin 1 litre
hahahahaha! Hello baby!

(like where you're going but not strictly compo)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ok folks, have a pea:
have a pea:
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ooh can you do films in this...I have a shitload, but not many for tv
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# if you can do sponsorship, you can do films ;)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
# true that..
ning
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Think It's also work with rampant rabbit.:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ........
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
I just laughed down the phone to my boss when I saw this! :OD

*click*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# haha matey bubbles!!! XD
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahahahahahha! "Arrrrggghhh, the soap is in my eyes!!"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Your matey's a bottle o' fun indeed
click
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# "Why lie?"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Matey
This was my bubblebath when i was a nipper. My mum used to try to make me use johnsons but no, it had to be matey.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# ahahaha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# very good
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Again.
How is that a product placement?

You've stuck something, I don't know what, onto a DVD cover and posted it.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Advert for soundproofing, shirley?
(ris?)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# lol :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I can't even see the product
so is this subliminal advertising on an advert?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Me neither
I want my money back!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If you'd paid attention in history
you'd know that it was an advert for the Volkswagen Type 1 (also known as the beetle), a car commissioned by Hitler.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# If you weren't such an arse you'd probably have better compo ideas
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# hahaah burn
edit: oo CANDLEMAS
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Happy day!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# happappappy b3taday!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I'm just shit at photoshop
and have no imagination.

There, I said it.

:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] PRODUCT PLACEMENT!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Okay, okay
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# hahahaha, in that order:)
I don't remember a small asian kid being in the cast. She is obviously a product placement for the Vietnamese Sex Tourism Board!:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I'd love to say I put that in
bhut sadly it was already there
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)
# THat's what Gary Glitter claimed:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Is it wrong that i SO WOULD with kim cattrall??
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)
# You can have her
I'll just get in a time machine and shag the legs off her circa Manequin.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)
# maybe her hair had just grow?
mind you, if she looks that rough on TV, she's gonna look like a pepperami without the makeup
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)
# She's not looking bad for 108 though!:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# ^ this
80s Kim is hawt!

00s Kim is not.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# You're a child of the 80s aren't you?
ANyone who spent their formative years watching Porky's (or even better, masquerade) would still do Kim cattrall.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Certainly am
I saw her play a vulcan in a star trek film the other day... she was so hot but had a terrible haircut. I so would have though.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Yeah
I was born in '74.

I was born to be an audio engineer as I was born on the day the Mooby Blues opened the first quadraphonic studio in the UK. :)

Oh and some French nuclear testing.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! outstanding!
phwoar! that Kristin Davis....
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)
# You missed out Oil of Ulay
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)
# darn...
that was on my mental list as well
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I think they're past the Ulay stage anyway
You'd be better off with polyfilla
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Meeeee-ooooow!
;)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# christ I need a smoke
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I'm no fan of smoking
But I would.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Buy her a meal first!
Poor lass is obviously so poor she can't even afford to get her zip repaired!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ha :D
It's buying all those fags what does it ;D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Sorry I think it must be me getting it wrong.
Is a product placement where a product is interated into a scene of a movie or TV programme?

This appears to be an advert but I've been wrong before and will be again.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# notice how it is not comp'd
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# OK
erm er, obviously I put this in the wrong thread and it's mean to be in the one below.

Nothing to see here people. Move along!

*sneaks off*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I saw...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:33, archived)
# within 3 posts too
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)
# lol
but I think you're missing the difference between a product placement and a sponsorship.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:36, archived)
# This, the challenge seems to have been interpreted as 'stick a logo on a picture' by most. Still pfft worthy though :)
Ningles and Tminor TJ:

Last night's 5000 POST Nudity extraaganzaaaarrrr!! (SFW) www.b3ta.com/board/9696984
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# o_O
grats on the 5k :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)
# chyars
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)
# You arse!:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:48, archived)
# it's product placement not sponsorship
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hehehehe!
ningles everyone!

I wasnt paying attention in the tube this morning and got off a stop early and had to dash back on. I had to run into the next carriage to minimise the embarrasment factor. Today has started well :D
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
You should have gone back ont he same carriage, and muttered some unintelligable gibberish, then everyobne would have just gone "stupid fucking tourist"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I always mutter unintelligable gibberish.....
Nings Joe!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:31, archived)
# There you go...
you didn't have tio delete it though...

Just click EDIT and change the drop down from Normal Post to Challeneg
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I lieks armadilloes!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Thanks Joe :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# oi you wanker, you deleted my question
Does anyone know if McDonalds Kids Meals are still called Happy Meals

and how much they are?

vitally important for a picture!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Yes
and I haven't been in to for about 15 years.

There is one just a few secs from me if you want me to go in and look.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:37, archived)
# not worth you getting up for :D
I'll just stick with my 1989 price of £1.99
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:37, archived)
# £2.15:P
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# according to their UK site, it is still called happy meal... doesn't say the price, but it does say how healthy it is.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:39, archived)
# fair enough
I'll leave it as is, off to work, byeeeeee
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Mr Toast, I bid you adieu...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# happy meals and last time I noticed it was £1.99
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)
# You called me a wanker :(
I used to like your work. Now you're just that wanker that called me a wanker and knows how to draw a bit.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else remember the talking cat? "Charley says...burn them all, see them scream!"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Did they get their name
after merging with the instant curry manufacturer?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:25, archived)
# My! I can see his chopper!
'ningles all.

Today I shall mostly be skiving at work. One check in and boss in Ireland
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Ooops, didn't see his big chopper hanging out, makes it NSFW 'spose?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:38, archived)
# You know, just sayin...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:14, archived)
# pffft... silly keozen
The Brosnan one is a publicity shot, used in an advert, and therefore not product placement!

You fool! :)

And seeing as most people only see the key words in a challenge description I feel your plea (as correct as it is) will fall on deaf ears.

EDIT: I'd have used this


Or the atrocious shot in QoS where he goes to open a door, and admires his fancy Omega watch for a couple of seconds before opening it.

Y'know, just saying
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:17, archived)
# There was a very blatant Sony Vaio one in Casino Royale too...
...when the entire shot seems to have been set up so that when he is sat on the boat and opens the laptop lid the name of the laptop is exactly straight, readable and in the middle of the screen.

And yeah, the plea will prob fall on deaf ears, worth a try though. Altho "At home with the Katona's" brought to you by "Coke"* may be funny, it's not the ruddy compo :)

*not done yet but give it an hour or so
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Both the Craig films are, in those terms, as bas as Moonraker
Casino Royale may have just been dubbed "The Sony Bond Movie"... oh that atrocious Ford advert when he drives to the country club in his rented car... ugh

BTW, wasn't being a cunt. Just made me chuckle that you illustrated an error with an error. I can be very vindictive at this time in the morning
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Tis cool...
...I got into work at 7am and saw the many errors and did a quick "type 'product placement' into google image search" and then used the first few results. I was, alas, to tired to spot my own mistake.

Anyway, deaf ears it is. There are several "Sponsored by" and "Brought to you by" posts above this already.

*sigh*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Wow-nike.com


http://www.wow-nike.com

a nice fashion website,

wish you enjoy it!

;)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# WOW! indeed! *clicks it hard*


You win this because all I see is an ad and maybe it's because I'm just out of bed but I can't see the humus... off to work now I guess.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Do fuck off, you anal pollip!
This is all you ever post.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Can I say
Cunt off?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The lines are now open for the telephone competition...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Where the flippity heck is everyone?
Nings etc.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Turned into zombies, probably.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Got any spare BRAIIINZZZZZZ!?!?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Muuuuuuuurghh

Sorry, closest image I have to a zombie.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Found the product I was looking for

and I'm off to work!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] What would Capt. Stubing think?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Who can resists their crackerry goodness?


I mean the crackers, not the BNP...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 6:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:22, archived)
# The break-up wasn't about music
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Har de har har!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:14, archived)
# hehhehhhehheh
 
I am still celebrating their demise the CUNTS
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:42, archived)
# ditto
the first 2 albums were great but fucking hell what a couple of cunts they are.

just wait for the solo albums ....
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 4:51, archived)
# still, the bickering and general hooliganism was entertaining enough in its own right
 
I give it five years before they do a rooftop reunion
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 5:20, archived)
# I'll always maintain
Definately Maybe is one of the best debut albums ever.

Shame they just then released the same album over and over again
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)

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