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[challenge entry] Disaster imminent
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:14, archived)
# 'Sup?
(Redmond, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:45, archived)
# thats a beard
to envy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:57, archived)
# yay, hot mod action first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:14, archived)
# they're up early
morning Chris
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:54, archived)
# He said your name!
Now magicians & dark sorcerers can force you to do their bidding..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I love that I go back to check what happened this morn
and find the mod edit to get rid of this shit has been re-edited to remove the mod edit and put the original back.

Good attitude, Redmond, taken like a man...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Tags: fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:17, archived)
# A message to a mod:
Please mod this picture into a cat.


EDIT: THANKS MODPAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:20, archived)
# I'm not saying this because i'm a mod
but IT IS A CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your cat?
.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:30, archived)
# There really is a Mod
Does Richard Dawkins know they exist?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Richard Dawkins is just trollin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha you mod-edited the modedit twice now
And still you hotlink?

You like the taste of banhammers in the morning, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# BAN THE HOTLINKING THEAVING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:31, archived)
# i love this and everybody else should too!
*clicks!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 6:19, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 6:50, archived)
# A search says 'poopbag' hasn't been mentioned yet.
Shitbag on the other hand has.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 6:50, archived)
#
#can+I+say+fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:13, archived)
# well
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=grw8I7TIvv0
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Is that French?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)
# eh--Thanksgiving dinner left me low-hummus
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:58, archived)
# A week and this is all he's got to show for it?
I've shat on statues with better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:05, archived)
# it was ALMOST a week, and single-spaced at that ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Fixed. Not sure why I said month.
In 48pt, single side, and large graphs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:09, archived)
# now my reply reads like an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Might need edit history on posts.
Then we could see all the variations on teh codez the
noobs tried before they deleted in frustration. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:12, archived)
#
yea, maybe so
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Spooky :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:28, archived)
# With handy arrow for targeting your flung poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:32, archived)
# pearo, but semi-appropo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:14, archived)
# hhaha that has to be San Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Had to shift down the coast a bit, as I'm actually under your line.
Vancouver.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:18, archived)
# so is that where you are?
or are you just spoofin Vancouver?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Yes.
And yes, we have a fairly large GLBT community here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:22, archived)
# True, altho I (correctly or not) assume the bulk is in UK
scratch that--I misread your post
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:31, archived)
# *aims laser at it and starts carving CHAIRFACE in the surface*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:35, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOON!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:43, archived)
# looks like something circling yeranus ;p
(flies maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:35, archived)
# HEY YOU FORGOT ME, JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:19, archived)
# well find yourself on the earth and say something
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:25, archived)
# christ. Finland
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Swim here and you'll die in 17min.
Add drysuit and you might get up to 30min before
the hypothermia wins. Fucking cold early this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I can't swim, Tahkcalb :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:45, archived)
# well what th hell you doin in Finland then? ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I'M A SUBMARINE.
blup blup blup
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:52, archived)
# hmm 17 min
If I couldn't survive 20, I would expire feeling cheated by 15%
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Bodymass will help you a bit.
I'm very skinny, likely wouldn't last 10min. I rarely
even swim in the sea here during the summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 5:00, archived)
# It's 6pm, the temperature is 32C and rising. Can we swap places for 17 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:24, archived)
# I am so ready for that.
It's like 5C here at sealevel and well below zero within a city bus trip.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:36, archived)
# I CAN'T EVEN INCLUDE MYSELF ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:16, archived)
# Allow me to help you in that regard.

edit: Fucked up and used earlier pic. Fiend's needed to be in there too. Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:48, archived)
# man i'm still holding out for those sweet sweet webisodes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Shit, it's gonna be Christmas all again soon
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Crmidlemas.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:36, archived)
# oh i say dear fellow, may i twirl your moustache?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I say!
Shouldn't he have a monocle?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:38, archived)
# *shames*

...wait, NO!
It's very young posh monkey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:39, archived)
# that is acceptable
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:41, archived)
# What a funny looking dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:59, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
RRRRRRRRRRgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Quite the hat, old stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Oh my goodness!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
www.newscientist.com/article/dn11764?DCMP=NLC-nletter&nsref=dn11764
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:28, archived)
# This comment breached our terms of use and has been removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:43, archived)
# duck rape LOLZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:49, archived)
# No that's no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 4:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:59, archived)
# You're pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I painted myself green just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I've left a special gift for you. I left it in your cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I look forward to OHMYGODWHATHAVEYOUDONETAKEITAWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:08, archived)
# There's some wee in the cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Bum cup!
The superior cousin to Ass pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Not as good
as ass hat though
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:32, archived)
# FREE WILLY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:02, archived)
# The latest craze sweeping america.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:10, archived)
# maybe in Arkansas, but ... ahem
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:16, archived)
# black hitler LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:19, archived)
# YO! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:23, archived)
# arf
BROTHERZ
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:32, archived)
# NERGHNERGHNERGH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:37, archived)
# nghnghnghnghngh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
# HELLO LADIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Amurka, FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] oops
(protocoldroid, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
# there is a painting of this mugshot
done with childrens hand prints, wrong
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Another person who doesn't understand the complexities of a lot of modern artwork.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:29, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I always thought she was Rodney in drag


EDIT: I woulda shopped the hair, but it's identical anyway
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 3:08, archived)
# good gimmick but
sure is hard to get good res, isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)
# apologies to Marcus Harvey
(for those that didn't get the reference)

(protocoldroid, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Apologies
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Needs a warning on the cover for "fowl language".
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:41, archived)
# oh fack--th censors
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# beaking of which;
I've got a spare slot, can you fillet?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)
# that might ruffle too many feathers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Chris Waddle
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
# SCORCHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
# book book book
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I could add more pages of text
if you think the plot needs more development
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8410qUT4QtA&fmt=
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Put a duck on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Reminds me of a thing I did
homer simpson's voice (and others) to the music "Freak Out"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
# "To get to the library"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)
# it wooden go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# reddit reddit reddit
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# RON PAUL OBAMA NARWHAL BACON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I am a mod on b3ta.com. AMA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I get this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Now do one for clocks
"Tick-tock, tick tock tick tock tock tick, tick, tock tick, tock.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I thought about ducks
but I forgot how to spell 'quack'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)
# I thought about ducks too,
but then they sent me a bill.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Buk Buk Buk Bukkawk!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
# tsk
buk and bukkawk are foul fowl language

edit: the similarity between 'bukkawk' and m'cock is no accident
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I did a killerkitti
Models
Because copying other people is what I do best.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I no rite.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Using others people's idioms is fun!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Yes it is!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Is anyone else being prompted to enter a password when refreshing b3ta?
(Peter_G, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)
# i always find b3ta refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:04, archived)
# I find /board and /links refreshing
I find /talk like being trapped in a dingy garage with a car that is filing it up carbon monoxide.
(Peter_G, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)
# i agree wholeheartedly
/talk smells like dirty feet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# MR PINEAPPLE'S FAULT!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# FUCK YOU. I FIXED THE FUCKING FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# for future reference can you please tell us the password.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# gronkpanisamod
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:35, archived)
# don't you forget it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# FUCK YOU ME!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# No but I just tried to draw Lena Headey
and it looked like Macaulay Culkin if he was in The Rocky Horror Show.
I was having an obsession with her face, now it's ruined.


Bedtime I think.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I vry like dis pishtre.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Feh.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# BU BU BU BU BU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# baBOW baBOW baBOW baBOW baBOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)
# If in doubt, just stay in the Vault
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(Cloudane, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Hi, I'm Stewart Spielburg
I am interested.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# good skills!
Daddy is either absent or there is a paedo (jewish looking) targeting this poor boy
(JoePesky, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Bloody Jewish paedos.
Can't move for 'em these days.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# SUH-WINNNG BADDAH BADDAH BADDAH BADDAH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY BADDAHBADDAHBADDAH
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# You don't want that son, you won't be able to walk for a week
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# UNEXPECTED CAT !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# argh
where did that come from
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I'm always expecting a cat,
I thought I was just fat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# You're a poet and you weren't aware of this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# O hai cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Whizzing round like a maniac
Clarkson the Annoying Cat!
(Cloudane, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Right then, who's first


cfb (274 kb)

'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# That 's a fucking huge cheeto
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# very nice indeed
a bit like a Tim Burton Jessica Rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# up and over like a pan of milk euph.
A gentleman who is so good at sex that he can ejaculate before he's even got his pants off.

twitter.com/VizMagnaFarta
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# haha I shall peruse that when it's not inhumanely late
for now, I need to retire to my wanking-chariot for a kip.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Reminds me a bit of Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.
I like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I'm having fun doing hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# woah - that's stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Race Hazard, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# :D
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I like
All that hair must be great to put down.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# these are rather excellent
good eye especially, though the eyebrow looks improbable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hahah
thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Hello :)
I like that. I still need to look for the other pic you posted.

Ok i found it. I like it a lot :)

WATE did you call in sick?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Ohh yay
:D
I am loving doing hair right now.

No, Staples isn't even open on Thanksgiving. Hurrdurr.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
I thought it was Friday. I'm a bit confused.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahah
It's Friday for you, I suppose. Not me. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Nah I didn't mean "it's TECHNICALLY friday because it's 12:14"
like a fucking spazmo. I just thought today had been friday.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# But. But,
You are a fucking spazmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# technically...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Technically. Technically.
Sound like Addison. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I just realized the first 3 letters of his name
are ADD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahahah
Suits him.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# yay thanksgiving

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# wow
the hair is brill
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Thankss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# LIKE A STRAAANGER IN MOSCOWWWWW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# My Epic Fail
by Al Packer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# It's being prepared.
It may or may not have an additional surprise that needs to be dealt with first.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# sheah
rite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Ok fine, you can't have either.
WHO'S THE CHUMP NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# hrmph
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# thats rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Well thank you
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Check you out, I usually like your stuff but there's always something a bit emo about it, which I don't like.
However this is a lot more mature...and sexy. Great colour too, very subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# No probs, but I will have to blame you for me deciding to stay up
and draw stuff in Photoruiner rather than go to bed and read my book.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# You can't!
You signed the disclaimer...
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# With my poo.
Disclaimer void.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# You fancy Michael Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)
# You don't?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)
# That's hair!
looks good
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# This is very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Thank you very much
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# That's
all kinds of lullyful =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Tried drawing again
I'll stress I tried.
On photoshop


Click for bigger (366 kb)
Nice comments? My faith in my "talent" (if you can call it that) was shaken.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# really nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Thanks :D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# maybe a drip
of dark red blood on the sword edge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Or a pie
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# His sword has magical cleaning powers I guess.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hahah
all the best swords do! :D this is ace work! :D hope to see more! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# that's purty
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I like that very much.
Drawing on Photoshop is not very easy. Unless you have a tablet, but even then, I don't think it's that easy. Plus you have to have some natural talent which passed me wayyyyyyy by.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Really?
Drawing once you get there is like riding a bike. But perfecting it is soemthing else.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# See what I mean?
I have CS3 for my work, and I can hardly do anything with it except TOAP. Natural talent gives the edge over softwares anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I disagree!
I used to play with drawing in pencils, charcol etc and reached a standard (Not a high one, but one that kept me happy). Drawing with a mouse in Photoshop was as different to that as riding a bike is to driving a Ferrari. Same road, perhaps, but all new skills required.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# do you use a tablet??
have you got shape dynamics switched to pen pressure in the brush dialogue??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Tablet, yes
But those settings I'll have to look in.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# do look at them
as its pressure sensitive its worth it - the line thickness can be adjusted through the pressure you put on the stylus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:47, archived)
# when I get a tablet, will I be ok with CS2 still
or will I have to make the scary jump to something more up to date?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# cs2 is fine
i use my tablet with 7 and cs3 on different computers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I like this
And also I think your skills are improving each time you post something. So keep at it, soldier! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# At this case I might draw something akin to the ceiling of the Cistene Chapel
I wish >_<
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself
This is a good drawing. There is skill here. Keep working on it if you enjoy working on it :)
Its supposed to be fun, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# you're still mostly just implying things with vague lines rather than actually drawing anything concrete
but it aint easy drawin' people
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# A lot of my problems come from how I draw lines.
I do have trouble doing them thin and accurately.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# That's rather nice, that is
Skeleton? Robot? Really skinny warrior?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# No idea
File name reads "Skull Ronin" so I guess he's that.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# oh my, I think he's come to fix everyone's plumbing, from the ankles up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Cool
reminds me of those drawings of Don Quixote
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# That's given me an idea.
I'll have to draw that if I remember it.

*makes note*
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Picasso's were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I'm not sure actually
I'm think I'm going to look that up :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Looks sort of undeadish.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# He's clearly drunk, he's wearing a lampshade on his head.
Good work. And don't worry, I consider myself pretty good at drawing but shit at drawing in photoshop:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Fuck shit up with a lampshade on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Tis a top
chopper
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I can't shake the feeling that it's walking towards me but his head's on the wrong way round.
Could be just me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
#


Click for bigger (230 kb)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# sounds
good to me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# and sometimes you just have to wank alone for the 320th night in a row and shout "WHY?!" during climax
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Is that when the sock falls off?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I never got the sock idea.
My socks are rank once I've worn them. I wouldn't let them near my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Me neither :)
But it's a Viz staple so I'm sticking with it.

"I'm just going upstairs to read the latest issue of Loaded. Into a sock."
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
Having read roger's profanisaurus from cover to cover, I'm quite disappointed at how few I've been able to incorporate into my normal language, though I know there were a few great ones. BOBFOC is probably the only one that springs to mind often. (Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Oh come on! When someone farts ... ?
There are loads for that ...

- I'll name that tune in one.
- You could sew a button on that one
- A little more choke and she would have started, vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# haha
I just find it hard to think of any. I think reading them one after the other in the space of a week or so probably didn't help. I should have written my favourites down, i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I'm lucky insofar as I have a few mates who would be into them as well
So we get used to using them in conversation with each other. Makes it easier to remember them.

There's more than a few good ones though. The whole room has been in stitches on numerous occasions. Going to try to think of the other ones we use.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)
# 70's Picard
(Stephen5555 is posting on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahah
ha
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

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