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# 'Ning and you know what, have the best day ever!

('''\(..:...:..)/''') Make it a monster of a day!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:45, archived)
# toats flag.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Where is Noobmaster these days?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 6:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 6:09, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faecal_occult_blood
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Works well with the banner above it
more so when I thought this was related to some kind of ceremony

edit: eh, it's gone
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 6:30, archived)
# mmmmm
someone stopped off at Your-Own-Wobbly-Face-on-a-Stick. Hope you didn't forget the cheese ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Shake that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 6:35, archived)
# neenooneenooneenooneenoo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Winner?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:58, archived)
# is he putting a price on this tree?
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Wait, that rug looks Persian....
Fake!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# I'm assured it is a cheap knock off
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:27, archived)
# But it really ties the room together
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
#


For the Dogs On Acid Photoshop the Hospital artists for out christmas podcast challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Cropping and resizing to fit under 100k might be advised.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:55, archived)
#
Indeed I should've known better, late night and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Top crop!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Board Nazi repellant successfully applied.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:07, archived)
# I really , really want to figure out what in the holy fuck this video is about...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBdsGdRPiQ

okay i know it should be on /links but hey ho...

I think it's some kind of wrestling montage (the kind they use to threaten opponents with), but it's quite possibly the WORST montage ever.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Don't care. Show us something pretty.
Only thing worse that somebody who doesn't follow the rules is somebody who won't follow the rules. You know this should be on links. So why isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:21, archived)
# ooooooh.... pretty....
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Ah ha-ha! Ah ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha!
i'm such a mandark
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# Then you should stay out of the sun, then.
Nudge, nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:19, archived)
# That's ME!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:21, archived)
# Muh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
# oh ffs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:32, archived)
# LIZARDS
"

There is nothing worse when firing the fuck juice comes out red .
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:02, archived)
# YOU PUT LIZARDS IN YOUR TV
YOU DID IT
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:11, archived)
# this isn't right you know?
"i know" byeeeeeee
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:18, archived)
# You have no friends and you fiddle with dogs.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave me a message if you like my work.
(nraphael, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:31, archived)
# fail troll is fail
www.b3ta.com/board/9819706
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Errr
I'm not a troll, sunshine.
(nraphael, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:39, archived)
# and you reposted this compo entry because?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:41, archived)
# fight fight fight!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:44, archived)
# *looks at clock*
meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Chillax
In error. I didn't think I'd attached the first one to the Image Challenge. It wasn't appearing in the latest entries.

But you've come across as such a nice polite chap, I'm sure you'll accept my apologies.
(nraphael, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:13, archived)
# haha
sunshine, are you in 'the bill'?
FAKIN' SANSHINE etc
edit :cockneys are cunts , or as they say 'cants'
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Does that mean i am a cunt?
I am upset you have labled me a cunt simply because of where I was born.

You on the other hand by doing it in so arbitary a fashion are surely the one that qualifies for cunt status.

Or maybe even cock knocker status.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Actually
Actually, he's right. Much as I loath to admit it, all cockerneys are c*nts. It's because of where you were born.
(nraphael, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] oh i'm going to hull
(42thefloor, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:06, archived)
# hahah fuck
surely this has bindun? hahha good skills :)
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Done by Mr Terry Gilliam, no less
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l462aqpaAOY
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'm from Hull
Best we have is shoes thrown over wires, never Jesus. Might brighten up the place a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Peace to you brother.
Your pain must be great.

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(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:44, archived)
# HOLE IN THE WALL


Quo found out they were pretty good at this new game show...

p.s. I know - I can't edit to save my life.
(I helped save b3ta! d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:53, archived)
# ha ha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to Dallas Jesus...


yeah probably lousy..
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# jesus would have had a robocop helmet on
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
# What Would Zombie Jesus Do?


Click for bigger (171 kb)
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# it's b3ta like peter
not ebay tar. sorry
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# francois
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)
# I've always said it as 'bee three tee A'
I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
Edit also check the rules , it's peter, like stella, wifebeater
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I say B-3-t-a too
I always will. It just rolls off the tongue nicely I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# check the FAQ
haha
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Oh yee of little faith!
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Synchronized cocks. They'll say you did it. Jam episode 3 wins
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Seminal work.
Erudite
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:50, archived)
# For scoopzilla :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Scoop scoop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# TJ : Oh dear
Christian Slater doing adverts for PC World. Has he really sunk so low?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# scaap
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Wow!
Thanks, mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] he was a Northerner, you know
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# *filenames*
Oh, FFS!

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# TJ!
Sorry to disturb, but can anyone recommend a good domain/hosting company?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# the small company i work for host their pages/domain at 1and1.com
they like it. i dont know the prices
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# yeah, I've worked with 1and1 before. Had a few issues with their customer services I'm sorry to say
I hear BlueHost is good? Anyone tried them?
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Dreamhost is good.
You may not like the price, but customer service is supreme.

However, they are *not* a company that guarantees 100% uptime, but they do an extremely good job.

Unlimited storage, bandwidth et al.

And you get support for pretty much anything you want.
You can't (by default) get to php.ini but you can compile your own if you so wish.

*Edit* Speed. Hmmm. You can try pinging paul-skinner.com or visiting www.ecya.co.uk/ and see if you're happy (yes, the latter is a christian website, but it has lots of images and whatnot and is prime for testing speed).
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# cheers
I went with bluehost in the end. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:59, archived)
# for wha?
for nothing.. for little... for massive brandwidths...

YTou could do what Rob does and just use a series of tubes and these bad boys to power it all...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# fast, large bandwidth, not too much server space
it's a portfolio website, so images have to be quick to load, but I don't imagine everyone and their mum will be rushing to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Jesus is northern
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I'm northern. I have long hair too.
Am I Jesus Piff? Am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# just in case you are
I loved your earlier work
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Holy crap. An epiphany told me I was Jesus. It fucking has to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Finished the animation yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# lookie I made army cat blow more things up!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S4Gb1HfdNk
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# MOAR BANG FOR YOUR UNCLE BUCK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# yay!
more boom!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I giggled
then I rotflled... I LOVE IT!@
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Oh for the love of god...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Ey up
Pass us t'frying pan. Ta.
(Cloudane, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Speaking as a northerner the t usually goes on the end of the word before.
Pass ust fryin' pan eh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# FFS
FILENAME ;(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# he misread the brochure as 'dinghy island'
ok I'm just going to go hide over here
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# : D
Silly
he he
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaannnndd
off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# *spangs*
*and clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the world cup
(redflame, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# beckham
what a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Well you would, wouldn't you?

If your Dad could get you anything...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Uh, I don't think I would, actually...
Oh, that's not what you meant. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooops. sorry, he learned a few bad habits whilst he was ere an'all...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Sexeh!


maybe I would
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# what, you'd get freddie mercury brought back to life?
hell, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Look at this
(nraphael, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i'm looking
what the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:11, archived)
# ok i did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Ahh, I've seen this (the black and white bit)
Stare at the 4 dots in the middle for about 30 seconds, close your eyes, then look at something bright. Jesus Christ!
(Cloudane, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# nothing happened :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Maybe it's too small
www.eyetricks.com/jesus.htm
(Cloudane, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# bugger!
now it's on my screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# i stared at it then looked at myself in the mirror
i nearly shat myself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# "When you see it, you'll shit bricks!"
(Cloudane, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Yep.
Popular eyebender.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I laughed. It's raw and abrupt.
There was that labrador head pasted on a jumping horse that was also quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# IM GOING TO HELL!! :P


Click for bigger (181 kb)
(Fulgim, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# is there anything in the bible
that says you can't have a smoke and a beer?

EDIT: oh dear, you didn't even make this yourself. you have failed at the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# You're going to hell
for posting shit that you didn't make :/

radiofreecruze.com/blog1/pics/beer_jesus.jpg

FA-Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# A) understand the compo rules aka READ THEM
B)dont post things you didn't make

C)read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# dirty underwear for you!!!
just what it says guyzz!! ill wear my dirty ass undies, put em in a bag, cum to ur hose, take the money and hand u the undies!
sound hot!?? email meee now!!
btw im 22 160lbs and sexyy
no i dont give out pics sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ZOMG MY COCK IS HOT FOR YOU
Do you like AFI???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# lol, omg!
I love the American Film Institute
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# HAWT
wanna kum down to OK and maek owt at the 7-11?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:25, archived)
# We are not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# now I'm impressed
...



is this you on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Hey!
I just point and click, point and click ...

sometimes I dream of using a camera...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# i see 3 people who are not likely to be sexually active
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:09, archived)
# You'd be amazed the power of alcohol
"Bumping uglies" was never so apt a description
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# michael palin's really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Who?
Is that Sarah's son?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# maybe
i don't know what kind of shady ball licking shenanigans she's got up to in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# hahahah
(JoePesky, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# AAAAAHHHH HAHAHAHA!
Took me 20 minutes to deactivate my filters.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:17, archived)
#
lolgannet
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# T-Virus!
(Fulgim, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# you're all going to die down here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
i doubt you actually made this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Ok I'm tired and wee bit grumpy, but
Is the brief for this compo just post a picture of Jeebus? C'mon get with it people read the small text.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# somebody needs a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# let's all hug...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# *hugs*
hey! i meant a fully-clothed hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# But but...
how else will my NEEDS be met if not by accidental insertion into nearly complete internet strangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# first, you need a melon...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# mmm.. melons...
HOLYSHITWHATISTHAT?!?!?!

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# hahaha!
had to explain the concept of belming to my 11-year-old niece earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# how'd that go?
That's a right weird conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I think I am beyond that even!
A hug wouldn't put a dent in my grumpyness levels right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# how about if i show you my tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# \o/
woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# see?
thought that'd work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# To be fair
That's almost like the mood-reset button on the male psyche.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# arse works best for me
.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Who are we kidding
We would be equally happy with either!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# true
my lass happens to have grade a rump though...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# i know
and i use it to my advantage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Two dents?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# sexy dents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# please
this isn't funnyjunk.

We post ONLY original.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# you got the english flag wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i know :D
bit it wouldnt have worked otherwise nick
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# HA HA YAY!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# how dare you deface our proud english flag by smearing a jesus all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

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