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#
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# in moth silhouettes ?
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Moth silhouettes are a myth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# that's a big moth.
I'm gonna kill me some sheeeeit on Diablo 2 now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# *loved* D2
/quite liking the look of D3 in development as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# That's why I've gone back to 2
Plus Blizz have noticed it's gone popular again, so they are STILL RELEASING PATCHES FOR THIS.

A new online patch, 1.13 to be released very soon. The game's over 10 years old and still getting updates :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:29, archived)
# hehe, I remember playing networked D1in halls of res. back in 96/97
D2 was the mutts nuts as a sequel, haven't played it in a good year or two though (sadly)
Must give it a try again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Got a druid in the making on it
Good Werewolf skills, but I might start again and go elemental instead. Go for the area damage methinks.

Ah well, I'm going on that for a bit then bed methinks, enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# haha
does anyone have any BBC AMBULANCE GUYS bandwagon pictures? that was my favourite one
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# and there's never enough JAWS poster variations on the board at any one time either
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# BONSOIR
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# E'LLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# MY NAME IS MIKE..
 
just noticed what you did to Burl Ives there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# The longest running bandwagon I remember seeing on b3ta
was the Darth Vader "I find your [NOUN] of [NOUN} disturbing" bandwagon.

It lasted for something like 823 days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I would find a lack of nouns quite disturbing, too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# find your of disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# 'Ave some of this stuff!


Click for bigger (25 kb)

Click for bigger (25 kb)
(. Y . ), Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# these are perfectly acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# well within parameters
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:41, archived)
# That's good to know.
(Because they're all filled with big-ass bombs!)
(. Y . ), Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)
# OH SH*T!
(. Y . ), Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Candy?
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# someone start posting I WANT TO BELIEVE and 50ft woman pictures too
let's get this snowball avalanchin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# yey! *opens floodgates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# DO IT WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# god-damn, you kept that?
Here's a goodie, while we're 'wagoning

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# It was one I did for you,
so it's in my b3tards account :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# *resists reposting mine*
have this instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
# TINFOIL HAT THREAD WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# we need another epic tin foil hat thread on April 29th
/Icke's Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Sounds like a plan to me!
3 days after my birthday too.

/conspiracies

Which reminds me actually, what the fuck has happened to M3essential?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# wow this is also my birthday
*buys tin foil*
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Ace Font Matching fucknugget!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I WANT TO 50FT LIME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# NETIQUETTE VIOLATION IN PROGRESS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Don't shoot the messenger, dude.
Netiquette, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# any chance of having this appear in the daytime?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# It is the daytime.
Timezones, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# aha, yes, sorry
*forgot
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# the gay shift happens in the day for you? what is this, bizarro world?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I'm not sure when gayshift officially starts
but things start to warm up properly around 11:00pm here. Is that the daytime? I just don't fucking know any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# the gayshift begins in 90 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# THERE WILL NOW BE A SHORT AXOLOTL INTERLUDE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# AXOLOTLUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# lemurs are nocturnal dude
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Lemurs, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Lemurs are well weapon, yeah?
Peace and fucking. Believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# "Well weapon"
Now there's a phrase that's not used enough.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Nathan Barley would have to get a second series for the phrase to gain popularity
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I need to know that that cat isn't steadily taking damage over time before I can appreciate this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I love how simply giving a shit can become a meme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Novelty, see?
Nobody ever thought about giving a shit before.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# but people assume you're a cunt for it
which is why people don't try it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Anyone who finds it difficult to equate 'giving a shit' with 'being a cunt'
should listen to a radio phone-in after the verdict has been delivered on a contentious criminal case.

/unrelated: I made my first ever complaint to the BBC this afternoon. I know this is no time to kick the BBC, but it was necessary, I assure y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# What did you complain about? I want to know for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I'm glad you asked that question. Right:
Around 5:45pm today. Radio 5. They start a piece about Hollywood stars raising money/flying over their own private jets full of aid supplies for/to Haiti.
Ffs, yeah, but fair enough. Interesting to many people.

But then, they cut to a reporter on the ground in Port-au-Prince. He's got an interviewee.
Bloke asks the young man to say what's happened to him since the 'quake. Eventually, we learned he's just lost both his parents.

(rough transcript of interview follows)

"So you've just lost your mum and dad?"

"Yes."

"Have you heard of George Clooney?"

"Sorry... er... no..."

"Have you heard of John Travolta?"

"Er... "

"John Travolta?"

"Yes. John Travolta. Yes. Good if people send help."

It carries on like that for a minute. Then gets worse.

"You're a bit of an aspiring singer, aren't you?"

"Er... singer. Yes."

"Why don't you sing us one of your songs?"

"(obviously distressed and wishing he was elsewhere) er... um... er..."

"(harsh whisper, yet still on mic) Come on, like we practiced it."

"*sings for about 5 seconds*"


It was like Drop the Dead Donkey in real life. Couldn't believe what I was hearing. So I complained.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# haha what the fuck
LOOK SAD FOR THE CAMERA. LOOK SADDER. SADDER. NOW SING! SING LIKE YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY!

SING SADDER, DAMNIT, WE'RE LOSING RATINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:38, archived)
# What about?
Is it about them employing Chris Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I'd say brief pisstake joketimes rather than meme
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:10, archived)
# I stand by my initial comments
if people want to take the piss and make it in to something else thats up to them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# We're all steadily taking damage over time, mate.
Especially while we're here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:06, archived)
# :(
ow, my mortality
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# This post needs a disclaimer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:24, archived)
# muffled and guilt-ridden guffaws
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# If Tesco made movies

...oh no wait
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha!!!!
this wins the internet
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# smurf, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnddd
that's my lot for tonight.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
top stuff

edit: actually, you know what my favourite thing about this pic is? The background. White backgrounds suck.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# lovely. In fact, it's stellar., and would be a perfect entry for this...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post622658
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# :)
*tips hat*
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:01, archived)
# how rare

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Better have a click then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# that's next week's compo sorted then!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I spent an unhealthy length of time recreating the new Tesco value logo.
I think it might be needed a lot if this compo was to happen.
(Spikey, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Why?
The Tesco graphic designers clearly didn't spend more than about 2 minutes on it
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# lol!
*instaclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# This is the best thing EVER!!!!
*a million clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# all of teh WIN
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Careful now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# bad man!
you shouldn't exploit the andy capped!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# top bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Trap?
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I've just raised the Bandwagon Threat to "Critical"
This new level - up from "Severe" - indicates that a bandwagon is imminent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:45, archived)
# imminent?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I subscribe to the Iraqi Information Minister school of news delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)
# There is no school. There is no news.
The schools and the news are throwing themselves onto their own swords. Victory is ours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:14, archived)
# *engages ludicrous speed*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# because mediocre hasn't said it yet:
anti-alias!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Quite frankly...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:40, archived)
# It's still better than season 6
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# but season 6 was good until the 5th episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I'll grant you that, it did show much promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# has he gone on a space mission yet?
it's the only logical progression
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Are all his days consecutive?
If so, Worst! Week! Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# they need more unnamed countries in the middle east, renamed or fictitious ones just don't cut it.
www.jonandal.com/audio_24/10%2024%20Three%20Countries.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Can't have a bandwagon without

a bass player
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# silly? me?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# i was going to ask if you knew what the font was
as i've got another tedious variation in mind, but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# nah
apart from the 'A' i pootled
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# never mind, near enough is good enough
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:33, archived)
# i'll just amuse myself down here, out of the way, where no one will pay any attention, it ends in ist so bugger it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)
# geeeeraaaaafffeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# jraff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Tiny giraffe :)
Still one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:16, archived)
# red sky at night, GIRAFFE MOI LAAAAAAANNNDDD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# '...it's not a lion, it's a giraffe!'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
# completely humourless
you two should get along like a house on fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i fucking love that film ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# what film?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# 28 days later
the bloke in the shop does the "not a lion" joke. i thought that's what you were referring to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# oh right, no
but you're right, it is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# it is
i'm kind of half watching die hard 4 right now, i'll be busy laughing at the day of the dead remake in about an hour and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:44, archived)
# I love how slowly they get more tenuous :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# haha! what?
My favourite. Cos either a) I don't understand at all, or b) comprehension is entirely unnecessary
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:11, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# hahahaha, what?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:20, archived)
#
#MAGNET
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# where did that bandwagon spring from anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:24, archived)
# can't remember
there was an epic magnet thread one day, and that, as they say, was that

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/5309453

edit: in fact, it's so good, it's going in the dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)
# What the shit!
"Warning: Visiting this site may harm your computer!
The website at www.b3ta.com contains elements from the site www.something-about-mark.co.uk, which appears to host malware - software that can hurt your computer or otherwise operate without your consent. Just visiting a site that contains malware can infect your computer."
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# how queer
i didn't get that warning
and when i clicked the link and ignored the warning (ooh! get me!) it's just a photoshopped pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:34, archived)
# holy shit that thread is epic
i'm in tears :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i like that it took about 4 hours to make
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# one of my proudest b3ta moments
was having a thread i started compared to the magnet thread.
ah, happy days,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Also:
b3ta.com/board/6781732

re: your link. It's sad to see so many names of people that have disappeared from here :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:48, archived)
# yes
i'm just looking at the various millionth threads
and there's a load of lovely people who've moved on :(

you got 7mil! GRATS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:50, archived)
# 10mil will be fairly soon too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Word has it Rob will close this shit down when that time comes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:59, archived)
# It's one of the bigger achievements in my life
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Woo
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Fucking, shitty, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Philip Sconefield
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# what a fine crop!
hot with jam and cream and a cup of tea, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# gotta keep Fern Britton supplied.........
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# She'll only go and burst her gastric band.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I'll do two peas, greedy eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Heh
I did that Quo one too, many moons ago ;)

/edit:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# We're brilliant, end of.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:10, archived)
# *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Listen, antialiasing that shit doesn't cost any extra


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# fascist!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)
# woof
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'm laughing far too hard at this

i used to know a shitzu, they're awesome little dogs
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] another thing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# school bog roll!
shiny, shiny shit paper that your fingers go right through :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It was like tin foil
spreading excrement around your nethers
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# it was horrible stuff
i used to take my own from home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Hello, Madam Monkey.
What's with the 2 hour limit?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# 'lo, meth
doctor's orders, i'm afraid. been getting some blinding headaches and the pills are doing nothing, so he thinks it may be my eyes, hence the 2 hour limit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# You need a screen reader
and possibly a braille line ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# i need new glasses
these are so big and make me squint so much, i look like deirdre barlow being taken roughly from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# eeeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# That sucks :(
Can't you get screen-reading software? And keep your eyes closed most of the time, opening them only to scan the pictures? That could totally work!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:03, archived)
# i'm far too skint
i've got early onset cataracts, so it's going to get worse. if i stick to my limit, it'll get worse later rather than sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:08, archived)
# i remember it well
doubled up as tracing paper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i have long fingernails
it wasn't fun at toilet time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)
# i know that feeling too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:02, archived)
# great for clawing at some bitches' face, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# This is excellent
or is that excrement, I always get them confused.

Oh, and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
It keeps on giving.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# haha
took a mini second
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i shan't do 'the rectal cyst'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)
# No, you shan't. It might catch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# arf!!
my go
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahah nicely
and where is his cyst located
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# i now can't get the image of a
demonically possessed ned flanders out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Ahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# aaaargh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# aliased acrobatics are my speciality
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I thought I'd finally post something...


Click for bigger (244 kb)

After many weeks of lurking, I thought I'd finally upload something...


(ParrotBoy, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I actually thought the click for bigger link would get me a picture equal in size
only to have her holding a larger container of milk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Hello, welcome etc...
I don't get your joke though. Possibly because I'm thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I think the child was expecting tits

but maybe I'm just projecting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:15, archived)
# waaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Well I'll be pragnent
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# This is good arts.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)
# It's just occurred to me that it's a 'blue' baby
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Smack it's arse, QUICK!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Which is it's arse and which is it's face?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:54, archived)
# will he be born with a built-in babygro?
it looks like he's wearing one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Isn't that called 'skin'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# HE HAS SLEEVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)
# look at tha wee blue bairn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# You want waaaaa?


Try having kids
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Kill it with clams!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)
# seafood allergies are not to be sniffed at
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# lol i no

/can't eat mussels blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:42, archived)
# that would make me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# It's the only thing that I know of that I can't eat

Fucks me right up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)
# corned beef
makes me blow chunks, but only if it's in a sandwich or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:49, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i don't like it much anyway
unless it's corned beef hash with raw onions in it and gravy on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# FUUUUUUUCK, VJDKVJRKLBJ
IRBJREB;!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)
# We can rebuild him
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Damn j00!
*elaborates*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# We can rebuild him, we have the technology
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i hope that piece at the side
is to build the cock out of
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)
# We're building a marzipan army

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I FITE U!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# worthy of mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)
# My work is a hundred yards from the Rietveld Schroder house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerrit_Rietveld
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Sweeet
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:48, archived)
# It's stuff like this
that makes me laugh like a loon for no discernible reason that makes me wish I could spend more time on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)

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