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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# GET UP ON THIS
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# GET ALL WAY THE FUCK UP ON THIS
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# RETREAT
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# RETREAT THAT SHIT ALL TO FUCK
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# SCROAD FUTTOCK!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# jibe ass turkey mother fucker
representing the hood is part of knowing the hood, but I dont know the
hood, or represent it. I resprect it like every mother fucker shoouuuld
one day, the hood is gonna fuck every fuckers ass wiiiide open, then
some cunt like this is gonna looke reeeaaal wise cause he got some
madcrazyshit all up in yowbizzznes, no bitch ass shit gonna ... bah
fuckit i give up I cant hope to live of to engrams what ever those are.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, buttercream
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# *spang!!*
hehehe
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
*licks*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)
#
Helph. I goth my thung thtuck.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# You're not meant to put it there
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Thorry.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] it's anagram time:

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# haha
That's some good advice, dave.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:36, archived)
# aw, he looks so pleased with himself

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# never put a sock in a toaster
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived)
# but always put toast in your socks!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:54, archived)
# That's crummy advice!
Dilute your butter with newspapers.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:45, archived)
# Meow!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Did you kill a cat a blu tack it to your celing?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:24, archived)
# if you rub them on your head really fast, you can stick them to the ceiling -- like balloons


try it, right now
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Which head?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# I tried with all three
and only one of my heads is up there
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# It's Alive
Naw hes alive, its my cat his name is jeff. Crazy Pose too!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Has Jeff read the faq?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Our kittin likes to create the illusion she's levitating
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Our cats like to sick on the carpet.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# I have wooden floors
though that doesn't prevent my little darling from heaving up on the bed some times
 
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Haha!
My evil brat would occasionally get stuck to the ceiling.

Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# haha
gravity cat lost its sense of gravity
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww beautiful
 

 
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:49, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
/ac
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# YOU WERE TOLD, FUCKNUGGET!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# big kiss, punkin'
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# :D
I dunno, I've kinda run out of snark for today.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -
For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# hi, Jeff!
 
*tickles belly*

*bleeds*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# a bacons!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:05, archived)
# hehe, i saw that earlier!
and i want a jumper
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# d'oh! *spang*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:12, archived)
# i would take it to the vet...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# that looks delicious
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# For catfood? I agree.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Is this from the Lunchmeat Club seal?
I really need to snow.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# Everytime I see this ad I think...


Well, I also get the urge to stab myself repeatedly in the chest.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Doesn't EVERYONE think that? :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Yes, this is exactly what the advert strongly hinting.
Shocking. Shocking.

Well, not that shocking.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] or about 30 meters
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# haha
quality
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# I'd like to click this 100 times!
But I hear the voting is metered.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] i was doing some late nite shopping and flashing...
*wink*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Oh, good grief!
*spang*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:14, archived)
# *puts antispang shields on*
...but it was too late...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# GAAH
I keep waiting for it to stop buffering so I can find out what it is :(
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# awesome.
you're super sexy when you're funny.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They said the new Tory election poster was unphotoshoppable...


(until I found the original background. Apologies for shonky quality, Photoshop skills well out of date)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Who said it was unphotoshoppable?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# The Daily Fail picture editor.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Really? What a dumb thing to say.
Oh, yeah, Daily Fail, right.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I don't really know who said it first,
but manic said it further down so it must be true.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Fuck me, gayshift is quiet without Smash Monkey, innit?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# I've only been half-heartedly lurking for a couple of days now,
but it seems to have gone quite quiet overall.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I usually mash F5 for a couple of minutes to see if anyone has replied to anything I've posted,
then fuck off and lose a game of online chess.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# without the appropriate gay shift lunatics
gay shift's power becomes weak

and pridless :/
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# you ARE one of those lunatics
 
RAISE DEM PINKIES HIGH
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# *squeals like a pig*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Vote Hip Hop
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# No.
I was nodding off after 30 seconds of that insipid pap.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I was having a nostalgic flashback.
My musical taste spans a wide range.

Now if only I could find the Japanese noise group with kazoo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# oh snap
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# R.I.P. Guru
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Shitty modern society!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# ning


quick? check
dirty? check
bindun? almost certainly check.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# what is this space-aged witchcraft?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I have a working laptop here that runs Win3.11
And good old DOS6 :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# MORE COAL! MORE COAL!

(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# what on earth is that?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# drat!
I can't find a notwork cable or I'd have powered up the 386 and run a dos browser

:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# riiiiiiiiight
;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# *click* *click* *click* *click*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)
# Been a while (well, a month or so) since I did a zombie vector, so here you go.

CFB(B=Blog)

It's from a great Irish zombie movie from a few years back. Well worth checking out.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# NIce!
Is the "dead meat" the name of the movie? Is it funny?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yes
and yes, although it's not really a comedy.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Hm, maybe I shall check it out then :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# shit yeah!
 
I am well behind on most of these recent ones
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# also: that sax player from The Lost Boys
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# NICE!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I can has job now, Saatchi & Saatchi?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# That link is broken :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# How strange, it works fine for me
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Stewart Lee, comedy god.
I thought that might be what you were referring to.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Actually, I would not mind having a gun owner for a neighbor
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Gunnist!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# He seems to be rather casual with his gun handling and attire.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't, just don't
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)
# what does the other side say?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I dunno...
"See other side", maybe?

Along with something about a Long Dress, Strong Cress, or Dong Mess?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
#
PISSING
TO IMPRESS
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# yo mama is so stupid...
when she sees a sign that says wet floor ... thats exactly what she does.

yawn ...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:14, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Think fast Malkovich!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# heh
i watched that a few days ago. rather fun.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# ohmygod!
ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Come out of the John boyz !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# welcome, to Jurassic Fuck
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top LOLs
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 4:38, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Also!
I'm winning at scrabble! I've got a TWAT and a COCK!
Photobucket
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)
# FA? UT?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# SOWPODS.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I play Scrabble on King.com
I totally kick ass. Mostly.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# and they're like, it's better than yours
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Petri is a dish !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# you could say, Haute "Culture"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] One in the eye for Gordon Brown...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# What do the papers think?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# So true
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha, how did you get hold of tomorrow's Mail already?!
Also I'll drop this quick and dirty here:
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
How curiously accurate
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I should have thought of this a couple of weeks ago...


Then it popped into my head whilst having a piss.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ME ME ME ME EDITION!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# It looks like you're trying to get B&
Would you like some help with this?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# What do you mean?
Please explain...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Were you pissing on microsoft products?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Speaking of meme's...
- deleted -

Sorry, was being an idiot and posted a link Freebase's Facebook page, I've take the link off so that people won't try and get in touch with him!

Apologies again!! :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# LEAVE JONESY ALONE!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# apology accepted : )
 

 
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Yay!
Now I'm off to hunt down Vimod. Or sleep. One of the two.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
# :D
couple of weeks decade
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# would somebody like to explain???
the comment that I might get banned for this?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Don't stress dude,
I'm sure you're not going to get banned.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# FREEBASE isn't even in it?!!??!??!???!!??!?????!!!!!!??!?!??!?!?!??
Talk bout irrelevence.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A blank of that 'unshoppable' poster
Here's a nice, tidy blank for anyone who would like to take on the Tories' latest 'positive' poster:



Psst! Please give up some love for my new video:
www.b3ta.com/links/460109
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# It's gotta tag on it :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Stop encouraging it!!!!
Photobucket

Edit: The video is fucking awesoem though.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Very well put

Although it's nice to see someone sharing their work with the rest. Personally, I could do with a lot less politics on here.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Quick & Dirty
Edit: My spelling of Eton proves that one should not photoshop while very tired. Bed for me I think.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Let's cut benefits to those who can't spell Eton
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# maybe he meant 'eaten'?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I've seen worse
Recent comment on Joel's fine video; "imergrants should not be in this country they should go back to there own"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I had some Eton Mess one time and didn't finish it. I offered it to my friend.
"Would you like some Eton Mess?"
"Surely you mean Uneaten Mess."

True story
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Eton mess is yummy.
How could you not finish it?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I suck
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
#
Is that background a still from 1984?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# yes
:o)

In other news, you can watch the whole film on Google Video if you wish: bit.ly/aIOpfu
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Their heads move when I scroll . . .
Triiiiiiiiiiiiiippy !
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# They does too! Spooky!
(pretends it was deliberate)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# This is good.
I'm lazy - any chance of just posting your cutout of callmedave, I can't be bothered to shop the poster from the link you posted. Ta.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# here you go
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Ooh, thanks!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Yay for Rab C Nesbitt!! (third row, centre)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] teehee
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Sooperdave's post from earlier made me want to draw this......... so I did


(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# There's a noise that sums that feeling up.
*squee!*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Not to be confused with
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# An entirely appropriate response.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Safety hats: muy importante

(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Somewhat inevitably...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
# well you can only cram in so much cock before it blasts out your fucking ears
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Just dicking around
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# You drew this with your dick?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I can hold two biros
Bwahahahaha ;)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# That's some talent right there.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I don't want to know what that white 'ink' is made of

(, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)

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