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# I'm sorry...


I'm not great with PS... Apologies to the original Jeremy creator for spoiling their work :(
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# muhaha!
I love the reconstructive surgery on the woman in blue :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
# PS isn't my strong point...
Hahaha yeah, I thought she looked good as a zombie :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Someone's given her a right black eye.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Two even, by the looks of it
plus a goatee
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# She had one to start with
But she was getting in the way, so I gave her the other one.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*phones freshwatermoles lawyers*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# it's alright
Jeremy IS his lawyer
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# I love those
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Is there a page for all of these yet?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaa
great bunker pic, but what's the OP done wrong?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# It's about 6kb over the arbitrary imagesize limit.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# FUCKING ARBITRARIANS
COMING OVER HERE AND MAKING UP RULES AS THEY GO ALONG
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# like most of Moley's then?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# moleys are good
so we can let it sliiiiiiiiide
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I wasn't being serious Toasty.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:10, archived)
# just accidentally accurate
not having a go, just being honest
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Lolololol
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:06, archived)
# ahahaha
rofl
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# damn you everest
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# ^this hahahahaha:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# I knew there was some current connection

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# "who put me with that awful bigoted horse?"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# my pics of the orwell bridge:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Those are some pictures of bridges alright.
Well, one is. The other doesn't actually have a bridge in it.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:17, archived)
# have a donkey from felixstowe then:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# THERE ARE CLEARLY FOUR DONKEYS THERE!
EXCESS OF DONKEY!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:28, archived)
# THERE ARE FOUR DONKEYS!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# That's what I said. Why are you repeating me?
Do you think I can't adequately get my point across on my own? YOU THINK I'M SOME SORT OF PUSHOVER, SONNY?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# one donkey :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Now you're cooking.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# THERE ARE FOUR DONKEYS!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# A'ight, the spider?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I AM AT WORK AT GONE EIGHT ON A SUNDAY EVENING
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN VERY LAZY AND AM NOW PAYING FOR IT

I AM ALSO SHOUTING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE I'M LISTENING TO "LAID" BY JAMES AND IT'S FUCKING GREAT

SO NONE TOO SHABBY. YOURSELF?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Ah, you know. Still breathing.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I woke up at 7AM finding that really difficult. Dunno why.
By the sound of it you should put on "Laid". It cheers you up no end.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I can haz rides on honkey?
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# HAhahaha:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Not real.

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# *waits for cdc to pop up*
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# no 'copter or shark
fake
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# :O
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# i like it :D
hahahah:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Heh
That's quite cool :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Those pesky camera panning jedis

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I was there
at about 3pm. how queer

still the bridge looks like it has a face in it
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Crudely drawn Cameron
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# ........
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# David being agreeable to Nick?
I think we should be told

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:37, archived)
# by that expression
I can only surmise that he has spent the weekend up Nick Clegg's bum
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:54, archived)
# eggy eggy eggy!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Hairy amoebas. On eggs.

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Mediocre
lets burn some churches
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Okay
You'll have to provide your church though. Mine burnt down some time ago.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# hahaha
*suspects you*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I have several witnesses who can tell I was at work at the time

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Unfortunately many courts don't allow you to enter your own reflection as a witness.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Mine does

That's the reason I got my own court in the first place
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# nice eggy egg :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# ta
i did a few

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Oi! oi! oi!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:01, archived)
# While this is very woo
All I can see is a wide open ladytreasure.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Then either adjust the angle of the mirror
or close your legs.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
#
_/\o/\_
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# There is something a little pubey about it, now you come to mention it
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:08, archived)
# i'm thinking of putting something inside them
although depending on what that is it'll either help, or make it much worse.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# You'd need to assemble whatever it is inside the egg with tweezers.
It would be like a backwards abortion.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:15, archived)
# i was thinking of growing crystals in there
which would be more self assembly.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# putting something inside your lady treasure?
"ooh i say"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# i'm not angry
just dissapointed
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Phoooaaaarrrrr

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Cracking good
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# that's brilliant
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] And may as well pea this
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Eye ma freighd sow.
But I'm too lazy to link.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Yay! You have teh skillzorz, I has none
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# *you* have none?
look at this bollocks...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:41, archived)
# this is in time with the voices in my head
they say 'woo'
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] You know he is, he really is.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Did anyone ever find that character anything less than just creepy?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# a four foot eight welsh lass
I went to college with absolutely loved him.

But she went out with a six foot something guitar hero from a local band, so that probably explains quite a bit...

Crwmblowers - where are you now??

[Edit: Oh - there you are: www.flickr.com/photos/clwbiforbach2006/2900827595/in/set-72157607595373388/
Bloke in red t is the guitar hero...]
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Ah good to see frank outside of my locale
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# honk!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I bet that eats BIG breadcrumbs :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:09, archived)
# A fluffy Kifaru!
Most woo
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Yowsers!

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# soup
herb
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
did a real lol
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:10, archived)
# does anyone else think
that they might be overdoing cameron's makeup?

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# has he stolen angela lansbury's lips?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Pity she wasn't needed to investigate his murder.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# we can't have everything, unfortunately
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Well eventually the Thatcher in him had to start showing through
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# He looks in pain..........good!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Someone has to say it:
"Why so serious"?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# it may be overdone
but he still seems to like it
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Dr Cameron or David Who
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ....E-X-T-E-R-M-I...............bet you know the rest :D
ACE SHOP
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# -nation of the poor?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# disturbing
especially as i'm watching doctor who right now
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Fantastic but....
you seem to have fixed his piggy eyes. and his dress sense?

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Dr Whothefuckvotedforthatprick?
Nice one Rev.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# can he get in the tardis and fuck off to the end of time
:~p
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Agbugbug..eggbunbun...agbugbong
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# berng bing beh!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# she's anally inserting one right now?
I'm guessing:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# reminds me
of those ads for 'Bounty'

sorry, 'Plenty'

What's all that about?

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# EGG BANG BANG EGG BANG

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# so playful!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# next:Ross Kemp FUCKIN' a pogo-stick
keep it clean though-this is a fambly board :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# arf..."you cannot be seriRoss ref"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# stop tickling that blood clot, you pervert!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# top shoppery!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# haha
very woo!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha
SPANG
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha,
splendid.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Ross saving a kitten..................top bloke :D
*much prefers Re-hash Sundays to RPS*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Yay!
Hurrah for Fireman Ross!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Once again Ross Kemp restores my faith in humanity.
*Salutes*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# :D
*backs salute with brass band & cheers*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Is there any end to his talent?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# He's more talented than Brian Boitano
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# :D
Too close to call, I'd say.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Yay!

This reminds me of the firemen coming down my street at 5 am this morning. Stupid burning Greek restaurant
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Here's your RPS you sissy fucks
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# why is a picture of your cat looking at me?
if i had cats i'd attach wings to them and send them to do my bidding, i spose that'd involve fetching food an' that
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Aye right
It's tough enough getting a cat to stop clawing furniture. The only things they fetch are toys so you can play with them.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# years ago when i were a lad etc we had a cat that would leave worms to dry out on the back door step which was nice
even nicer where the dead mice she'd bring and once a screaming frog
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I heard from a friend his cat would bring mice home totally unharmed
....almost as an offering....top cat
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Cat thinks it's a pig.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# RPS is shit so here's a picture of my guinea pigs, Thelma and Louise.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# chomp chomp
....BURP!....:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Om nom nyom!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Two guinea pigs in one sitting?
Greedy bastard!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# They are sisters
it's what they would have wanted...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Guaranteed bindun better
Not been here for a while though.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah I know - I suck at photoshop

I'll go away now.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# no not the seams, just the spangness of it :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# No, no. It's a real photo - can't you tell? ;o)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Sunday Times page 94 innit.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Well-hung parlimet?
;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Beat me to it
Though I'd possibly have spelt Parliament correctly.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Fire when ready commanders
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# The deadliest bollocks in the universe!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# This reply would also work for the post above
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# The public deliver
their verdict
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha,
never fly UKIP Airways.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Cameron looks unacannily like Schumacher there
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm, yum yum.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# woah!!
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# didn't come out as good as i wanted
but have it anyway :p
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# It's lully.
Haven't seen a good animash for ages :-)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Looks fine to me.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Oh Contrair...
That is a thing of beauty in my eyes...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:19, archived)

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