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(Testicles just for you, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR US
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# It's alright
They'll collide before they reach us.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# ? What's the word and what letter is changed?

Edit: Cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Catdeer?
RIS sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# catdeer!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# sure but don't call me deer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# It's for my new website...
COMPARE THE DEERKAT.COM
(Testicles just for you, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ....*facepalms* oh dear god.
that was painful!


And I've just realised that cats look quite ace, with horns!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# oh god.
*kills to death*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# SCORE!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# You're obviously not the messiah...
but you are a very naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# I RISsed like everyone else...
But top spangage! Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! ThunderThrust, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# :D
deerkats in the mirror may appear somethin something
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] BRICKET


this took way longer than it should have
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ha ha ha, now ^this^ is more the kind of thing
This has the possibilty of being a really good comp, but for the dullards who can't/wont read the bloody brief.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# this is a common sport in liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Bagsy NOT to be the Bricket-keeper!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# haha I like the sound of that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# haha!
*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# So there is a sport I would pay to watch after all :))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha! BRICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# all kids love brick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)
# not affiliated in any way with LOG
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Nope.
Ren and Stimpy ripped me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# bastards
you should seek legal advice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# i heard ren call you a fat, bloated eediot, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah, but who cares.
He's a dirty forrin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# and a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I would watch this, I love chucking bricks at fucking cricket wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Ha - excellent
He's bricking it!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This would give England a better chance of retaining the Ashes
as long as we were the only side allowed to bowl with the brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] They only sell dinners...


dammit i added a letter *thinks again*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# heh heh pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Not easy to make a picture out of...
So have a tired old meme!


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Ronseal
And extra credit for Quomeme
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Memo: A note reminding yourself to insert a meme!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# ......bugger
there goes another good idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Printscreen - Alt Tab - Ctrl N - Ctrl V - Alt FW
And it's shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Alt Tub
The windows shortcut for hiding your browser when your girlfriend walks in on your tubgirl browsing.

I will stop now
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# sadly I think this is going to sum up this week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# That's no moon.....


..Oh shit it is!!!!!

(Taken 10 mins ago)
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# oh fuck! *runs outside*
...you lying bugger, it's not THAT close/big!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Arrrhh Yes,
But I've got a big one on the end of my camera!


EDIT: Lens that is!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# ha ha ha That makes me think that you've got a bit of the green garden cane sellotaped to the top of your lens
with a cut out moon hanging from the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# are you sure


very quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm right now in the zone
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# fuck off back to 4chan
*edit*
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# have you actually read the compo?
or are you some fucking zen master at 4th dimensional spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# i've never put anyone on ignore.
that may change soon.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Wow - you have a very high tolerance of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# i'm also bad at knowing if people are being sarcastic online
;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# you are a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Hello adblock my old friend...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# oh you sharting piece of <insert insult>
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# a) that kind of thing doesn't go down well here
b) which word have you invented, I only see ones I know/are in the dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] was it a cat or a bat I saw
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# does it do sick and lazer eyes?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# GO ON, HAVE A GUESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# YES!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# that's why they eat so much grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ...a little of column a, a little of column b.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Bats are scary when they can't fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# BAT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# awww..
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
# nothing seams out of place here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhhahhhah
 
you EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# whatever it is, it needs to be introduced to a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# bcat

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Die Fledermeows!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Avast!

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# ya har!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# pirates are always great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Just as long as you overlook their less appealing habits!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# 'ye buggery'
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ye buggery
is always more acceptable after a lot of rum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Yarrhahahaha!
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] POO-TOX, like bootox, but with some more poo in it ... usually your own!
Botulinum toxin is a protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum, and is known to be highly neurotoxic.
Popularly known by one of its trade names, Botox, botulinum toxin is now commonly used for various cosmetic and medical procedures.

But who cares?


(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Well it appears that you do...
...as this is the umpteenth time you've posted this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:07, archived)
# It is indeed the second time I posted it ...
... and normally I do not such thinks twice in the same universe. But something has interrupted my phase switcher and I surfed back to the same universe from which I has posted the first pictaaa ... !!??!
So to hell with this parallel-universe-switching modules, I HATE THEM, they are absolutely not reliable.

Now I go and shave the ass of my dog!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# as well as changing a letter, you also added one
this just won't do

*hides in b3ta bunker for the week*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# the art of searching the internets for sick porn to send to friends and work mates
Normally involving poo, blood or extreme insertions

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Botulism on the hoof

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ineption: An inability to explain the plot of Inception

PS: Minor joke stealing above.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# four candles

(Wrighty, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Ahhhhhh teh fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Bless
grumpy gits swans are
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I found it pretty straight forward
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Me too, but there's a section of people out there.....
....that really struggle!
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Also applies to....
"Mission Impossible" & "Star Wars, Attack of the clones"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 6:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Jammin to tha boobbox.
It might not play music like a boombox, but it sure does have a nice rack.

(bonniekate, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I strongly recommend seeing a film called
The Deal in which he plays an action movie star who converts to Judaism. It is very amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# that poor woman
those nipples are huge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# nipple speakers
(better quality)
(bonniekate, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# i'm imagining the bass would feel nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Don't ruin this moment.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# i want two!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# rubbish
(Wrighty, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Maybe he just has a cold.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Could happen..

edit: "DIESEL". fuck
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Not bad at all
This will be lost to many a young spunklip, anyone under 54 should be hung
(Wrighty, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# ta.
i think i'll file it under 'funnier in my head'.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:58, archived)
# DIESEL makes it evern better!!!!
(Wrighty, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Now it is the beginning of a fantastic movie!
let us make a journey to the cave of monsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jhRZlKZnBM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:10, archived)
# hahaha
box office smash:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Waking the dead
The BBC programme 'waking the dead' is only an 'n' away from 'wanking the dead' which is a totally different programme only available by subscription.
(Larkin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
# do you haff zee jaffa cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Nein, Ich scoffzed ze lot.
Ich has ze hobnobz vis ze chokklarda schpredden on ze top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# mein gott!
i vill bring ze schnitzel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Unt I vill brink ze flasken off zoup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# mit der sauerbroten?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# B&
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# less talk more pictures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Ha!
I knew I'd seen it before!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I like to think that they're lining up to take over when he gets tired


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# haha!
smooth wrist action ya got going on there mr. toast.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Let's have a compo where we all tell what we're going to shop, but don't actually shop it
or compo it, for that matter

REVOLUTION MIS COMPADRES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Si
¡Viva la revolución!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I'm gonna shop a 'boobbox'....................
.............................OH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Here's a word:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:40, archived)
# FIAL
ris:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Laif... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I still love this
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Haha!
Love it!
(mr_cabbages, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# i can't scroll past this without giggling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# class.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# How does one deal with this!!!
Has a good laugh and drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ghandifloss

As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# this made me laugh
also, he's stolen kate kestrel's hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I just had to look up Kate Kestrel.....
....totally forgot she existed. The down side is I saw a picture of Zelda and it reminded me of that woman from Eastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i loved that show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# This is really sad but.....
....I may of been only 8 or 9 at the time, and I have never seen it since, but I remember the 2nd series not being as good as the first.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# i don't remember
it was just funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] mmmm... free kick...
(Bewareofthephil, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Is he trying to chip it over the keeper? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# doof!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# For a single, glorious moment
I thought they were bleeding to death.

That seems like a lot of sauce for one burger. Can the fans bring water pistols along? :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i would like to see this done with a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# That's your answer to everything!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quickie...
although I've not invented a word... must try harder!
(mr_cabbages, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# His master's AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:12, archived)
# his master's dun gone quiet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Could be worse... Could be raining...

 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# there! there, wolf!
there, castle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Why are you talking that way?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# i thought you wanted to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:26, archived)
# No, I don't want to.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:28, archived)
# please yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# [you missed "I'm easy"]
;)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:37, archived)
# bugger
haven't seen it for a while. only got it on video.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
#
Blooka
(Larkin, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
# I have just opened a tattoo parlour


do you think I have a commercial future???
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# i was thinking
of getting a cdc tattoo, with b3ta written underneath it, for my 50,000th post
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# hehe
do it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# i may just
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I have a tattoo machine
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# can you use it properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# hell no
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# at least you admit it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# there's no point lying
I'm practising on dead pigs until I find a willing victim, I only got it so my wife would finish my back piece without it costing another £400
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# bloody hell!
what are you getting done on your back that costs in excess of £400?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I have bio-mech wings
and I want it finishing with a bio-mech spine
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# For fuck's sake Paul, I've told you before
Just call it a biro like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Do iiiiiiit

Or even better: have your tattoo fucked into your skin by an erect micropenis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:10, archived)
# that sounds much more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# lame
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# regrettable in the future, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# in a league of dumb ideas for tattoos it would be up there with Twilight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# oh come on, nothing's THAT bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I concur
if you must, the furtive bear logo would be a much saner choice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# i've never claimed to be sane
but i am rapidly going off the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Nah, it'll just sag over time
It'd be pretty authentic, really.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I can't see any harm.
It comes off with soapy water. Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:06, archived)
# haha
frequently
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I've got over 30 of those fuckers.
I regret them all except one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# i like that one
mine are rather small, so i can keep them covered when i want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:27, archived)
# All mine are on my arms and legs
so I can too. I'm just so glad I didn't get any on my hands or face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:31, archived)
# shoulder, boob and arse
i'd never get my hands or face tattooed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit as is my standard...



Click for a bit bigger.
(Plog, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
I wish I didn't like this.

But I do.
(Good Penny, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# the "urp" makes it sound like a belch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I couldnt think of a better noise
Any suggestions would be welcome.
(Plog, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# "splut"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:05, archived)
#
I was once on the receiving end of a "Wahoo!". I was young so tried not to laugh. These days I wouldn't be so kind.
(Good Penny, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
# "shazam"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I have to admit
All of these are better than urp. Even Wahoo :(

(Plog, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# See, my mind just went:
Wahoo- Yahoo- Google

I wonder if anyone's ever used the word "Google" in this context?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# i once had a bloke shout "get in!"
which seemed a bit redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
sounds like Memento.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# He sounds slightly shocked with "urp!".
Like it suddenly went off while he was walking to work...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Well...
I would be shocked if it came out at somewhere above the escape velocity of the earth.
(Plog, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Depends where you are at the time, really
I mean, I hear less than impressive things about astronauts.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
#
I'm more concerned about the non-aerodynamic shape. It suggests a worrying degree of turgidity to the substance to maintain that form with that degree of acceleration.
(Good Penny, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Now I can explain that...
Photoshop shape tool.
(Plog, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
Noting the location from which the, uh, projectile is being launched, perhaps "Urp" is some sort of sexy Welsh word.
(Good Penny, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Hmm
I must have done that subconciously, I am Welsh but I don't usually say urp.
(Plog, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
#
Perhaps "llurp", then?
(Good Penny, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:21, archived)
# "Uuuuggghh!"
"Errrgggghhaaah!"

"OooeeeEEE!"

"EtCEEEEETeraaah!"
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ^ this
You may have to make the speech bubble bigger, but it must be done!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# +ting tang wallawalla bing bang
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:50, archived)
#
spumph
(lilben81, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# JERONIMO!!!!
(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:51, archived)
# urp!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Clicked for 'urp!'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)

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