Oh, I'm terribly sorry.But yes, I think you've been b3tan to it. Not in this compo but I'm sure I've seen K9 in that pic before. Perhaps I'm just having a d3ja vu?
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Ratsta,
Sat 18 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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hahahagaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The alarm in the shop below (now closed down) has been going off all night!
Admittedly it was worse when the external alarm was going off but that seemed to come down with a sudden case of having the living crap beaten out of it.
(Admittedly it was worse when the external alarm was going off but that seemed to come down with a sudden case of having the living crap beaten out of it.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 8:40,
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full house master!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Retro Sci-Fi: The Sequel"){kind=small}
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 7:32,
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NEVERTHELESS: Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:21,
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staaarrrrrrr warrrrsnothing but staaarrrrrrr warrrrs!
give me those staaarrrrrrr warrrrs!
don't let them eeeeeennd
(give me those staaarrrrrrr warrrrs!
don't let them eeeeeennd
e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:38,
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Star bores, star bores, star bores*goes back to sleep*
Chumps ๐,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:43,
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Sorry if that was a bit grim first thing in the morning.This any better?
( Chumps ๐,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:15,
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pfffffffffffftvery good
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:16,
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not at all, not as if it was gorey or anythingand they're both good because they don't involve star wars stuff on an old painting :)
(,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:22,
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Sure you wouldn't be tempted by a quick go on the tiger while it's still warm?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:11,
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Good morning, early risers, forrin types and insomniacs.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:00,
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Fucking hell,The artist could've usd some licence on the little munter, bottom right. Bit harsh, that.
( Chumps ๐,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:06,
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That's Les Dawson.He sneaked into the Tardis for a slash on a quick gin break while shooting an edition of Blankety Blank and ended up - through a series of comical time-travel mix-ups - as a transvestite courtier in the palace of Philip IV of Spain.
Rotten luck.
(Rotten luck.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:10,
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Keep goingI'm nearly there
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:13,
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Les nuzzled his lived-in face against mofaha's inner thigh.His moist hangdog chops moved, teasingly slowly, up to the promised land, the tendrils of drool mingling headily with the copious flow of pre-cum oozing from mofaha, now spreadeagled and spellbound in the agonies of extreme arousal.
Les whipped out his dentures and, pausing briefly to make eye-contact and wink slyly, applied his gritty Yorkshire gurning technique to mofaha's sweet spot. It took seconds to push him over the edge to Paradise.
Right. Did that get you there?
(Les whipped out his dentures and, pausing briefly to make eye-contact and wink slyly, applied his gritty Yorkshire gurning technique to mofaha's sweet spot. It took seconds to push him over the edge to Paradise.
Right. Did that get you there?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:22,
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Might not have worked for mofahaBut it fucking did for me. I'm off for a lie-down.
( Chumps ๐,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:24,
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brilliantly done!:D
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:04,
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I'm sure this was in the compo last time, nevertheless...
Apologies for shoddiness
H.B.Mupps,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:54,
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NEVERTHELESS FUCK YOU Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:56,
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I'm sorry, that may have come across as rather hostile. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:58,
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see what you wanna do with that mate, you wanna stick some fucking sci fi on that matewww.b3ta.com/board/10189477
FUCKING SORTED
(FUCKING SORTED
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:56,
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okay that may have been a lie, but the moment I get my deviantart account sorted you can all get one, bonus free AIDS with shipping Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:10,
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DRIVE FASTER, ALIEN BILL MURRAY Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:18,
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what are you talking about, we have AIDS for Africa!oh
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:22,
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you can't really tell now but the background is an exciting battle on the ice planet of Hoth, which is a real place! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:17,
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Google image search for "classic art"turns up two star wars themed pics on the first page, one of which is from Worthless1000. Retro sci-fi is sooooo played.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:24,
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i can see a lot of peas that were already pead, getting pead in this compo
(,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:30,
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Battlestar Galacticain this case... or is it Kitt?
I saw 3 plus a generic robot in the top 5 and a full majority of SciFi themed parody in the first page.
but these are the cultural icons of several generations - who are we to judge?
(I saw 3 plus a generic robot in the top 5 and a full majority of SciFi themed parody in the first page.
but these are the cultural icons of several generations - who are we to judge?
tubaman,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:31,
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I'm mofaha.Several generations have not passed since the last time this compo aired, unless we're talking about insects.
So, we're going to get a lot of the same crap (by which I mean Star Wars images crow-barred into old paintings) again.
This offends me; and incidentally I'm pretty sure it offends my cats, they're just too lazy to moan about it.
(So, we're going to get a lot of the same crap (by which I mean Star Wars images crow-barred into old paintings) again.
This offends me; and incidentally I'm pretty sure it offends my cats, they're just too lazy to moan about it.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:38,
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Also:Fuck, I really didn't look at that results page closely enough... about half of them are star wars themed.
Tuna is taking this pretty hard, she's sleeping right now to recover.
(Tuna is taking this pretty hard, she's sleeping right now to recover.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:48,
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I think you'll find that's star trek mofahawhich is the one with the spaceship in it?
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:49,
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best of all, the challenge leader is a repost of the same image used in the challenge headerwww.b3ta.com/board/popular/
SOMETIMES I REALLY DON'T LIKE TO BE RIGHT
(SOMETIMES I REALLY DON'T LIKE TO BE RIGHT
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:52,
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fuck yeahif we're going to just repeat challenges (as opposed to having remarkably similar topics to those previous, or those already done by worth1000 etc.) it should be this one
www.b3ta.com/challenge/ifcatsruledtheworld/
unfortunately mofaha a I am starting to think a good many people reading this site and dishing out the CLICKYNINGLES to their little bumchums are FUCKING SHITCUNT NERDS
(www.b3ta.com/challenge/ifcatsruledtheworld/
unfortunately mofaha a I am starting to think a good many people reading this site and dishing out the CLICKYNINGLES to their little bumchums are FUCKING SHITCUNT NERDS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:48,
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The kittins Rap.Think of the kittins.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:51,
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and.. exhale(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:54,
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ShitI'd forgotten Sheep!'s pic. That's a bit unnerving.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:58,
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pass da feesh, pass da feeshwalkin in mah sneakers and pass da feesh
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:59,
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this was the first challenge I saw on b3ta, mostly dead links now, but they were good(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:21,
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EVERYONE!just make sure to vote for smashmonkey's DRAGONS compo next time
(,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:55,
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still pretty nerdy but much classier than pasting spaceships on shit.I like dragons.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:57,
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Please - no more moaning cats! (see recent links)I was trying to say that the confluence of popular Science Fiction/Fantasy images and conceptual parody is going to be a continuing theme at places like B3TA - they are obvious, sometimes, but probably just as relevant as commercial products, TV, pop music, or political icons.
I am as guilty as many others here for going for the quick Star Wars reference, but I am sometimes very "I Like This!" for a well done funny twist on the old saws.
(I am as guilty as many others here for going for the quick Star Wars reference, but I am sometimes very "I Like This!" for a well done funny twist on the old saws.
tubaman,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:51,
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To be honestI think nearly every challenge turn up at least one great pic each time.
I do think this one's a little stale though.
(I do think this one's a little stale though.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:56,
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YOU CAN DO ITCHOP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:45,
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Made this for a my niece, it's her friend as a Hindu deity (Baby Krishna).
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:50,
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the hair/beard thing is troublingTROUBLING INDEED, WHY DO THE DRAPES NOT MATCH THE CURTAINS
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:15,
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RAMA RAMA HARE HARE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:33,
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VIMOD FREEBASE, VIMOD FREEBASEFREEBASE FREEBASE, VIMOD VIMOD
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:39,
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You'll offend the Vimodians. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:41,
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all I know is, according to the extant artworks, Yashoda was smoking hot. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:50,
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in the church this is known as "confirmation"(but you have to actually do it in a church to make sure god can see)
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:58,
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I don't know Rap.That's the thing with deities, they often have lots of arms and mismatched body hari. I mean hair.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:45,
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naughty lust docking
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:11,
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Rembrandt's Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz with a piece of green putty.
Click to embiggen
that's not his armpitor is it?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:05,
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Superb.So glad Ann Widdecombe finally agreed to go on Strictly Come Dancing especially with that racy outfit.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 5:30,
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Non. Et je ne parles pas la Francaise.comme tous les Anglaise.
Edit: apologies if my French is broken.
(Edit: apologies if my French is broken.
An Egg ,D,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:55,
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But how do they communicate with foreigners?(
RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:00,
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I love it!I got the dehydrated blues
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:08,
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Mummy!Can I just pop this here?
Ta
(Ta
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:12,
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Famous wrapper too !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:16,
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ooooIs that a big chocolate wafer?
(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:22,
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...and found myself deadOr if you prefer, Morrison's Lament (very NSFW)
( RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:09,
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fucking Jim Morrison, the fat bloated sac(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:22,
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Wait a minute, somethin's wrong here...had me goin' for a sec there!
Nice, haven't seen that one before!
(Nice, haven't seen that one before!
RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:55,
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ahhhhhhhhahhhahahhahhh now that I like Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:06,
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or....(
mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sat 18 Sep 2010, 0:52,
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big hands, big feetotherwise, a reasonable conversion
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:41,
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I thought it was Lady Gagabut then I noticed the lack of a penis
( RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 3:02,
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you're right. If one of those things were to fall on you, it would crush your skull instantly PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:59,
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That and I wouldn't want my boss to look over my shoulder and catch me looking at this.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:01,
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I wouldn't want my boss to see me looking at anything sci-fi related, she might think I'm some sort of a shitcunt nerd Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:37,
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not too goodly didid
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:01,
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you can't hug your child with robot armsfuck it, bed time.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:17,
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Yes you can. You just need to be very careful not to crush them into paté.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:28,
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indeed. they are much tastier when they are the consistency of ground beef PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:30,
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I am Astar, a robotI can put my arm back on, you can't
so Playsafe
(so Playsafe
RedHouse over yonder,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 2:57,
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it's from rimmer's t-shirt, i believeseries 3, episode 3, polymorph
EDIT: ah, i thought you said sig, not stig.
(EDIT: ah, i thought you said sig, not stig.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:53,
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DRINK POKE NUMBER ONE IN THE GALAXY
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:56,
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does poke contain bananas?if so, i won't drink it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:00,
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it does not.you may however become able to levitate bananas with the power of your mind
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:02,
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then i shall drink it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:04,
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Is the cat accidently shooting itself in the head with it's laser eyes?What do you have against bananas?
(,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:06,
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me and bananas have an understandingthey don't come near me, i don't twat them with a hammer
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:09,
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it's reasonable to hate rapists Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:16,
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just bananas.the banana levitation is just a side effect, the principle effect is the ability to fuck like a beast
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:36,
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THEN FUCK HIM IN THE ARSEor indeed her, if you should happen to have a lady doctor
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 4:14,
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amoebaboy has won this before it startshis work-in-progress pictures are stunning on their own.
amoebaboy.blogspot.com/
(,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:00,
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amoebaboy.blogspot.com/
i do like that monkey scooter Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:03,
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i heard he traded it infor a car that ran on leopard's fanny batter
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:10,
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I heard he had to sell that cos he couldn't stop drinking the fuel.
(,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:11,
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Was it leopard?I vaguely imagined it was giraffe, but I'm sure you're right.
( 4Q just lurking,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:12,
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definitely leopardi read that copy of the viz at least 5 times
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:14,
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