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# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# the true spirit of Easter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# nah easter's about chocolate and crucifying rabbits
(wankdog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Traditions originating on Easter Islands, correct?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# i can't argue
with such strong evidence
(wankdog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Eeewwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# oh no
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Proof that he's the WANKER I always thought he was
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# He needs the relief
every time he remembers he's no good at counting

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahhahaha! Nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# put it down to experience
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# aggh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Go web, go!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# *Checks*
...nope, still not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Mmmm the Comprehensive Spending Revue.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Hehehe
I'm hoping Thatcher's life support machine will be included in Gideon's cuts.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:51, archived)
# That reminds me
Have you seen the Daily Hate front page today? Big picture of Thatcher and the headline "One in ten public sector workers faces axe"
It's like the 80s never went away :o(
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I did see it - depressing eh?
Still, if she dies we'll at least have something to celebrate.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# She's not looking too hot these days
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# and the government will have a great news story for deflecting news of the spending cuts away from
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# So do you think she's already dead?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Good God!
This is no way for the future Baronet of Ballentaylor to behave!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Shopped this
Many times. He's a New York club act called the Blue Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Trained eyes can always spot a street walker
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# phwoar!
would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# whore
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# yea, she'd grind your valves alright
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# AT-STD.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# very good! A+
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Edward & Mrs Simpson.........
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# LARGE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# she needs
sid little glasses...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)
# and more Marge:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Probably bindun a meeelion times.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:01, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:03, archived)
# and finally
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)
# need some (sing along with bla bla)
Ming along with . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
I'm now thinking of Minge the Merciless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:02, archived)
# oh yeah I know her
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# ming pong balls
(wankdog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:28, archived)
# a few pubes and some legs and it's away
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# An obscure body in the S-K System, your majesty..
.. woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] get yer rat oot
(wankdog, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Liz and Phil
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:22, archived)
# watch it maam, he's got a shooootaa
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Naaa. He just has a thing for grannies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:27, archived)
# watch it man, she's got a shooootaa
she's got a shooootaa
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# LOOK OUT! SHE'S GOT A BARKER!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Ronnie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Definately Linda
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# He's just there....
........for the crack
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Victoria & Albert
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
One is not luverly jubbery!

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I don't think they are getting on!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Stick a pony in one's pocket..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:17, archived)
# haha
nice. I smell a theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
Captain Birdseye's Banjo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:23, archived)
# You Sir,
have just made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# British Urban Stealth
*BUS*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:01, archived)
# this has reminded me of a recurring nightmare I used to get as a teen
whereby the world was taken over by green Reliant Robin Double Decker buses

mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:03, archived)
# hope you've outgrown that
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# yays
It's always the way. You wait ages for an AT-AT Routmaster Walker and two come along at once.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:05, archived)
# they always prowl in pairs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Echo Station 3T-8, we have spotted Imperial walkers..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:16, archived)
# oh, then these are gone now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Dali would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:26, archived)
# morning all

2 of 12
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:15, archived)
# g'ning toast!
top drawerery this morn
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:16, archived)
# ta Mr Bix
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:17, archived)
# dem bones dem bone dem skele bones!
Personally I welcome our new Yfront bone sporting overlords...


woo and 'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:18, archived)
# ooh!
is that C3PO's ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:27, archived)
# C3PO is shock bulimia scandal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:38, archived)
# See-Thru-Pio.
100% awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:38, archived)
# These are lovely....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Loving these
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant
*Uber Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:54, archived)
# does it understand the binary language of moisture vaperators?
most WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)
# doesn't everyone?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:04, archived)
# 000100100101001011?
*gets soaked*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:10, archived)
# 000101101010111010110010001010101010111010100100100100101010100100111010101010111110
gets me moist every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:13, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
i'm a dab hand at binary load lifters, but i always get stuck with moisture vaperators.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Bocce, motherfucker, do you speak it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 7:41, archived)
# * Hugs

NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 7:47, archived)
# 'ningles
Also I've never felt sorry for the MRSA virus before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:07, archived)
# Squiggly no blur

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:20, archived)
# in the canyons of your mind..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:29, archived)
# oh bigger is PRETTY
 
SO PRETTY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:29, archived)
# I promise not to taint your precious bodily fluids.
At first, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:41, archived)
# I will wander through your brain
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:11, archived)
#
(frying pan, frying pan)
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:39, archived)
# fasten seatbelts--we're going in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:30, archived)
# No turning back now.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:47, archived)
# noice!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Can't wait
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:13, archived)
# enough of this filth
even though some of my best friends are top mongols


*purges the thread*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:18, archived)
# I had a really quite weird and worrying experience the other week.
I was walking out of a quality clothing store, lets call it Mripark and there was an elderly woman with downs (a rarity in itself). For no apparant reason she started point and shouting incoherently at me and had to be restrained by her carers.


that's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:23, archived)
# you've left me bereft
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Were
you naked at the time, and helicoptering her with your winkie?
(iamjthearmeroar, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# more chromosomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:54, archived)
# AYYYYYYYY YO MISTER C
 


www.b3ta.com/talk/6998379
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:12, archived)
# look what the Fonz can do without a quarter
edit: most caskets have coin slots for that purpose
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:36, archived)
# it's all in the thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:37, archived)
# we need more casket posts on here--we've far too few
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:40, archived)
# good to see freebase lending a hand
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 7:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 5:37, archived)
# is he the guy who gets curb stomped in american history x?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 5:38, archived)
# I've never seen it.
Possibly. The clip it's made from, he looks like he's dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 5:38, archived)
# twins
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrsfqvjGC8s
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 5:41, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE DOLL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:10, archived)
# Jesus
Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 6:12, archived)
# The Bondwagon keeps on a rollin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 3:04, archived)
# we need professional help
real cameltoe alert
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 4:01, archived)
# fucking hell, zombie Connery
 
related links: I have not seen Outland, I am shocked!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0082869/
Connery, Peter Boyle and John Ratzenberger.. I NEED TO SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Trailer looks good--somehow I missed it too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 4:46, archived)
# Bond endures
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:25, archived)
# That's giving me the fuckin' horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:29, archived)
# close your eyes and
schwimm in a plethora of plucked pushy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:32, archived)
# One doesn't close ones eyes
when one is confronted by such beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:34, archived)
# spooken like a true pussy galoot
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Suitable time for a pea ?

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Natural History



quite natural
(patella, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:02, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Corrr
*prints for later*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 3:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:42, archived)
# To boldly go wur no man hash gone before
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:46, archived)
# "Captain, my cat crapped in my footwear last night. Just ask the helmsman, Hikaru, whatsisname."
"Shulu?"

"Exactly."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Even the automatic doors take the piss out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 1:58, archived)

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