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# I've been hired by Marvel comics this is my first cover for them its a comic about a man called wolverine he's a very hairy man with big nails, grrrrr!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# RAAR!!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I think that is one of his catchphrases yes
are you a big fan of his comics? I think he's new, and based on Huge Jackmen the film star
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I like the bit where he scares away the bad men by scraping his nails on stuff, like on blackboards and glass windows
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# fuck he's awesome
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# JACK HUMAN
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
# lies
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!!!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# OMG I HEARD ABOUT HIM
he has adam ant's skeleton omg!

ps: nice popular page :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# :D fuckawesomes, although my first picture of Tom kicking the Master in the face isn't up there
I shall now sulk and do a flounce you heartless bastards why do I bother
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# it was too brown
and the font was all wrong
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Yay
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# you're a one man Quinning Machine
hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# :D
*hearty applause*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
you must have had that ready to go!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I hope that's true
'cos I'd love to see you illustrate a Punisher TPB but possibly only if they get Ennis back to write one.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# sadly no
the crazy fools (and everyone else on the planet continue to not hire me for anything)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# It looks like Freakangels is coming to an end
might be worth stalking Warren Ellis until he agrees to a new venture with you.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I have a vague notion that someone I know actually knows him very well
could probably get his phone number quite easily
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Slightly Invisible Man wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Maybe not sharp...
Woo!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] im spazticus
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Excellent song
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
# no i'm spazticus
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
# no no im spazticus

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Thanks GOD It's Friday
Short weeks kill me for some reason. Here's flea 25:

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)
# NING dogbomb!
* The oldest are still the oldest...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)
# After yesterdays abysmal disaster as VAG CREAMS, today I have leaned on the colorful.
Happy Birthday Tony Curtis and Vanessa Viola.



PS: NING REAL! ( and Paul_P )
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Oh I see like that is it
Well ning /board but not WB :P
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:33, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:38, archived)
# Ohhh you slippery ninja you
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I'm off soon but I just wanted to wish you all a good morning and to let you know we're all counting on you
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
# We won't let you down
Well we might at around midday when it's dinner time but other than then we wont
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I wondered what that smell was...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Ning!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Much better than yesterdays weston twins.
I must have miss this at the begging, but why is it VAG CREAMS?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
# because they make people wet
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)
# ^ That
& this
.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Stake in the ground
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Wow.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
# 4/10 - Still needs improvement.
See me afterwards.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# for sexy times...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# o_O
I was thinking more of a good kicking / forceful instruction with a broken bottle.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# 4/10 ???
I have to agree, some turn out better than others...

My favorite is possibly Β¬

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
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# Now, this, on the other hand, gets a firm and fruity 9/10
and a special mention, too.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# senility mebbe
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:58, archived)
# They love it
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# La vielle qui marchait dans le jizz?
assuming jizz is masculine. Do you see what I did there?

/coat
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# only one chord, but lots of notes
 

 
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:36, archived)
# Monkeybass looks like he's got it under control
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Q&D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:01, archived)
# http://georgeformby.info/
"This site will in time contain everything you need to know about 'George Formby'. His life, songs, photo's, films, the list is endless."
No, the list comprises 4 items, and none of them appear on the website.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:06, archived)
# The Interbutts : Your portal to portals
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)
# About Me.
This is the page where I'll describe myself in more detail.
"I'm dead and I play a stupid little guitar"
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)
# I see them hit The Big Note any second now
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:03, archived)
# The drummer's getting impatient.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Anyway
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Expanding the boundaries of what is considered music
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:17, archived)
#
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# No, but I saw that one before ;)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6_WZJJNBw :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:49, archived)
# ...
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#
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#
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# Yes, but the social costs of such products vastly exceed their benefits.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:42, archived)
# oh matlock you sexy bitch
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:32, archived)
# WHAT A REUNION
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:43, archived)
#
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#

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:22, archived)
# HOW COULD I POSSIBLY REFUSE
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:47, archived)
# So hott
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:15, archived)
# Ning b3ta
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, they have outfits and shit...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:50, archived)
# I can't see why everyone is so bothered by them.
They're tiny, look.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:09, archived)
# That's the Klan,
not The Westboro Baptists

It may have been hard to tell the difference
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Haha yeah I know who it is.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Those eye-holes are a dead giveaway
I just want to poke them in those cute little eye-holes
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Oops, I have a slow connection
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:51, archived)
# the 7th final eh?
only 6 finals before that :P
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Haha
haven't played one of those in ages. I think X was the last one I tried.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:08, archived)
# They have steadily gone downhill
13 was a fucking travesty.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Just checked some reviews
which pretty much all say it looked great but played too linearly, and got boring quickly.
I also read some reviews of XIV Online, which sounds really terrible. I didn't look too far but most reviews give 2/5
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:57, archived)
# Linear is fine when there's a good story to follow
Unfortunately the world has grown up and what used to be let off the hook for being quirky or Japanese is now just stupid and annoying.

I don't know why they thought it would be fun to spend 30 hours watching these fuckers.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:26, archived)
# *effort noises*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Ugh
You're right there, 10 was the last good one
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:26, archived)
#
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#
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# ohh FUCK! I scrolled down and expected the ping-pong loop, but not the look down
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Down is "source" and the loop is a popular shoppage of it.
From awhile ago, but might have been another after you crashed post.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:30, archived)
# That makes me uneasy
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:31, archived)
# FFFFFFFFffFFfffffuuuuuuuuckkkk
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)
# oh by the way, I owe you this
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Hahaha
I take it you saw my previous gift to you, yesterday?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# eeeeeee-yup
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
# mmmm.. nice.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:04, archived)
#
twoooo weeeeeeks
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
#
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# would she like a job in my
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I was hoping for a PEZ dispenser
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:05, archived)
# SEX PEZT
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)
# Wouldn't
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:29, archived)
# lies!!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)
# She has some respectable pubes coming out of her skirt
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)
# IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I PEE
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:57, archived)
# INTO MY OWN EYES
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:58, archived)
# hahaha
well funny.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:59, archived)
# Hello
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)
#

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha thats great

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
#
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# ...a bit seamy
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# haha REALLY???? WHERE?!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# on second thought, no -- it's too clean looking :P
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:47, archived)
#
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# ROBOSICK
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Everything seams in order here.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# haha :D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
#
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# Bcoz its epic
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:02, archived)
# i don't disagree with the epicness of the pic
just unnecessarily big
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)
# firefox says it's 0 KB
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Sorry bout that.. I only post every 6 months or so. I forgot the rules.
Edit: Over 7 years of this shit you would think I would have learned by now :/
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:07, archived)
# that's ok, i'm a relative noob
i've been posting about a year and i still can't work out the cfb wizardry
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:39, archived)
# ALL IS AS IT SHOULD BE
 

 
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:05, archived)
# Splendid
I think i'd hit on david if he was dressed like that.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
#
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#
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# I think it goes pretty well with this:
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Or this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cor3wjbS4Gg
Fuck I'd forgotten what an awesome video that is.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
# or perhaps:
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# hmmm...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)
#
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# ,/,,/
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# that stuff's nearly 30 years old now :O
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)
# one of my "better than the original" favorites:
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# or:
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Wow. That's better than a liver transplant.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:01, archived)
# *voila*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)
# That's amazing for 1973
I swear these guys were inspired by his chord changes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)
# no
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:40, archived)
# U BASTARD!
That link wasn't purple. It is now.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:58, archived)
# but it's, it's, it's kinda like youtube
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Why I oughtta!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)
#
太棒了!我喜欢!!操死它们!!!!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
# jamen det er da bare alle tiders!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
#
они должны будут на отдых в конечном итоге
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# helt klart!
sΓ₯dan er det bare
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Completion thick rod! We Hee! ! Death operation! ! ! !
Now you know why Japanese video games and instructions are so fucked up. Even Chinese, whose characters they borrow, is lost in translation.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)
#
ha! true tho. language rules are different some places too, so there is not always necessarily a 'word' for everything.

In fact, I come from a place that is so beautiful, your people would be unable to come up with a name for it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That has to be one of the most awesome things I've ever seen on youtube.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:51, archived)
# well...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)
#
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# hahahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
#
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# Yeah, but can she dance?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:34, archived)
# WAT
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)
# good god!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:38, archived)
# *summons uruk-hai*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] almost here to almost save the day, almost
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha....WIN!
:D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I would apologise for the length, but this isn't friggin QOTW you know.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Good lord.
I was always impressed that the Man from UNCLE guy had a phd. But I digress.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
# So he does
In communications it seems.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
#
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# IT'S TOO FUCKING BIG
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)
# the ooxml documentation?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
# 100% fact
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:05, archived)
# if not 100%
then a good bit over 99% for sure
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Perhaps over 199% by some calculation...implementations.
Lars: What's the joke? "XML is like violence: if it doesn't solve your problem, use more." from recent DWTF
thedailywtf.com/Comments/Design-for-the-Future.aspx
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)
# *encore*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Rumbled again, drat.
Here's two nickels then.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:32, archived)
# oh no!
no more boxes!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:34, archived)
# would
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhahh
 
nicely
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 5:17, archived)
# I think there's proper mileage in Photoshop Filters man.
But I'm pretty sure, if you did a web comic, you'd be sued by:
Adobe,
DC,
The Estate of Christopher Reeve,
Lucy Pinder,
The Men from UNCLE
Thingy's wife, the Scottish bloke with the hair.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
# This is true
Which is why I would have to draw my own superhero character.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheese
some_text
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Newly discovered pictures from the Soviet archives...

What a guy!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# He has a huge head
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
The People save the superheroes.

(In coffins, usually)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Khazakhstan


Keeping the world safe from the nasty jews
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I Like!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 3:22, archived)
# It's a very nice...
Edit: I can't think how to write it down.
Have a click any way.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Superman for the resc.... oh.. fucksocks
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

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