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# Just me seeing this?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:30, archived)
# low-profile heil
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha!
Nice slogan. Like a streamlined version of "Are you thinking what we're thinking?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Clop!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:40, archived)
# for some strange reason
im imagining his hand with the top of it facing us, rather than the palm. It looks quite disgusting if you picture it like that.
Its so wrinkly, it looks more like the top of a burns victim's hand, than a regular palm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:42, archived)
# the effects of gravity after countless years of wankage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# friction burns
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Your vivid imagination'll eventually lead you astray, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:49, archived)
# first that ^ then cannibalism. I've seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:54, archived)
# Yeah, I heard about that unfortunate incident.
Hope your nan's stump is healing up OK. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:08, archived)
# hump, what hump?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Well, next time you get the munchies and the 24-hour garage just seems too far away,
remember, there's always the secret in the attic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:14, archived)
# I did this just in case
there is ever a 3 Jackasses and Danny Devito challenge
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I can always add Danny Devito later.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:36, archived)
# grrrrARGhrrrrrmph
(or whatever rabies sounds like)

Should do Three Men and a Bagel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Ted Danson is going to be the new Grissom / Morpheus in CSI
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:44, archived)
# yesss he is
but I'll still imagine him boinking Kirstie Alley on Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:54, archived)
# while it's quiet...
Almost finished, just a few more things, illustration of the Answermethis!' crowd:




My Bluuuuuurg


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Just been looking at your blog, top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# TY Sir...
much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# great pic
for one of the least funny 'funny' podcasts ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I must confess...
I find it amusing. Then again i have been living in Australia. A cat scratching it's balls is the height of sophistication.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# 'podcast'?
You mean MP3 file?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:44, archived)
# woo
you are a very talented arteest!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Hey, let's go shopping, and then barehandedly scale a few skyscrapers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# fuuuuuck!
Whats with those arms? Who do they belong to?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Madonna perhaps?
yup thought as much
www.frigginrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/madonna-arms1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# maybe the pepperami guy had a bit of skin whitening treatment?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# The very same.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# eurgh!
she looks like an 80 year old on steroids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] But would you tell her to her face?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Welcome to THE GUN SHOW, YOU MUTHAS!!!!
(xaer0mancer, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
#
who is that bloke anyway
(nicktiler, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# must be a hot day
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:19, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 0:22, archived)
# What Kurt Kobain
would look like if he was still alive. Except for the boobs perhaps...
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Fuck me
Rio Ferdinand has never looked so good. Are there elements of Rio in there, or have I gone bonkers again?
(Sir Cunny Funt the Gibbonfiddler, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Don't fancy yours much !!
(nicktiler, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Just when you're thinking they couldn't get more annoying!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# *chunders*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# :o<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I'm only jealous


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(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# harold bishop?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# that WAS going to be my initial idea
You're right. He looks totally Bishopesque!
(CjR Mix, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Thumb and thumber?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Why the fuck they let themselves be identified is beyond me
charity letters
kidnapped for ransom
inheritors kill them
clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# I thought you said: 'why the fuck they let themselves be identical' there for a moment
and thought about the expensive surgery they can now afford to finish the job
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# FACE/OFF?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Those are just switched, not identical
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)
# They reckon they couldn't keep up the pretence and lies hiding it from their friends
but with that kind of money - you just up sticks and move noone the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)
# aceness!
I hope ill be seeing this on the frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)
# FUCKATAR
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# the last three posts in summary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# BLUEBEARD III: EARS OF THE YIFF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:20, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Excellent.
EDIT: A repost? Gah. Your 'excellent' has been downgraded to a 'nice'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# =]
o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)
# bargin
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I feel like I've seen this before
Is it a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Really? Maybe I posted it already...
I'm not sure.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)
# You know, we only allow smarty smart smart people in here.
b3ta.com/board/10465242
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Reading between the lines...


Click for bigger (164 kb)
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Well done, that Moose.
Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 1:52, archived)
# ^ yes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# :o)
(likes)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Cheers everyone
and thanks for the FP!
(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:36, archived)
# This!
So much this!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Trouble with him
he's all torque.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
#
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Only men can cut bolts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Whoop!
he'll be buggered when he faces a bnc maxtrix though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Ignore him
He's just a tension whore.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Seconds out...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# god, i love freebase
he's probably my fave meme on the entire internet. Look at his gurning face!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# one o' the Butt sisters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# i think i know her
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Crikey
Thats one heck of an ilio-tibial tract...
(Golden_guns247, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# oh...you noticed
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Portrait of a haggis at rest

HUGE haggis
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# lovely
as ever :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Happy thing :)
Happy thing
I get a strange urge to eat happy thing...
with either mayonnaise or marie rose sauce
I can't decide which :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# He is missing the long legs
and a short one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Happy haggis time!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# HAGGIS!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
flipping HECK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# There's only one thing more manly than this and that's the Bees!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# NOT THE BEES! AAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# haha that one and the bear punch are classics also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXl2RMZ0Po
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I mean, when they said
"Okay Nick, what we want you to do now is punch the bear in the face" surely he must have thought, "okay, I'll punch the bear in the face, and when I punch that bear in the face, it's going to be the fucking GREATEST MOMENT IN ALL OF CINEMA HISTORY"
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# *wibble*
I want to look away
I want to look away
I want to look away
I want to look away
I want to look away
...
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# My satire knows no bounds


Edit: Keep me straight on sizing, I got a little giddy when I thought of the idea.
(Eliginator, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I haven't posted in bloody ages

who are you people?
where has nurse gone?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Thankee muchly
it's nice to come back & see the likes of yourself still around :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# alright sexy
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# is that the...
"Mr Horrible"?

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Twiggy
Twiggy Celebrity Beast
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# oh, hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

[thread-rush...]
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# What The Expendables cast SHOULD have been.
And Bruce Campbell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)
# + a YOUNG Steven Seagal
and Michael Dudikoff (when he still had his hopes and dreams)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# And Bruce Lee.
I'm sure we could bring him back from the dead, like a zombie martial artist. That would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# :)
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Good times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Seems like a nice man.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
# not sure where this came from


but i like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# That's no moon, it's a massive gif
nice work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Rrrrrrraaahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# haha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
Pet Shop Droids
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Scots Euromillions winners have their weekly shop delivered to their new home...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:46, archived)
# OI!
I took out an exclusion order!!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:48, archived)
# "It won't change us"
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# The fat get fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# buckfast on tap
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)

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