One more...
and then I should probably go do something productive...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:25,
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They're used to having blokes' fists up their arses anyway.
AICMFP
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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Oh kill them.
Kill them kill them, fucking kill them.
That they exist is more depressing than finding out Trevor MacDonald has a colostomy bag.
Kill them.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:29,
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That they exist is more depressing than finding out Trevor MacDonald has a colostomy bag.
Kill them.
Public Service Announcement
Wow, it's been a while since I posted anything here...slacker.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:41,
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Wow, it's been a while since I posted anything here...slacker.
Some peoples' dicks...
are ghosts!
:D I like this quite a lot to the point where I clicked like!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:43,
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:D I like this quite a lot to the point where I clicked like!
Ghostdick...
A Programs for Schools show about a noncorporeal detective solving apostrophe based crimes.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:45,
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Better?
My B3ta grade apostrophe checker seems to be broken today!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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To be honest...
I hadn't noticed, I was just suggesting a possible show, rather than pointing out any apostrophe based error.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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Oh righty ho!
Will he be working in a consultation capacity with the punctuation police?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56,
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Damn right.
I'll never forgive them for ruining Danson, Selleck and Guttenberg's's finest hour(s).
The cunts.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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The cunts.
It's my firm belief that her finest hour was owning Tom out of Tom & Jerry.
/casual racism Friday
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58,
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Surely...
For this week you should be 'An Eagle-Owl in Your Mind'?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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The only thing that stops me from altering it to that is that somebody may pinch my original moniker.
My fear therein is that they then become me until they switch it again.
Kind of like the film Being John Malkovich. Only infinitely longer and infinitely shitter.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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Kind of like the film Being John Malkovich. Only infinitely longer and infinitely shitter.
Pint thievery!
Damned ghosts. It's not like they can even drink it.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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This is not only a good and useful Public Service Announcement.
It's also awesome.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Bob Ross
No idea if it's his birthday or anything, but any excuse really for a picture of the microphone-haired paint specialist.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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He was born on October 29, 1942 and died July 4, 1995
* Forever in our hearts...
EPIC!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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EPIC!
Ooooh this is very nice
I love your stuff like this, it's proper arts! :D
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:40,
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Thanks!
Spooky, I'm sitting eating a Chorizo sandwich while "hard at work"...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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Yummy
Now that I am finished my chorizo sandwich, I feel almost obligated to try and source a Wagonwheel to follow, to fully pay tribute to your username...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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Do it!
I am a fan of circular treats also and will be greatly honoured by your lunch time hommage to my name :D
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:31,
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Just back...
Local news agent, and local sweet shop visited... NO WAGONWHEELS!
So, sadly... I am sitting here munching on sour apple cubes... Not quite the same thing, is it? :(
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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So, sadly... I am sitting here munching on sour apple cubes... Not quite the same thing, is it? :(
Have a spazz, I made my nom-ination already
Although I agree with both Woody and Ronny - surprised no Danny yet...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54,
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^ Nice sig misses
EDIT: Did you choose Danny because he looks a bit gay (or because he is)?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:07,
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EDIT: Did you choose Danny because he looks a bit gay (or because he is)?
:D down at the bottom of the garrrrden... Amongst the birds and the beeeeeeees... There lives a lot of little owls....
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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Ha ha! They look very personable.
I think if I found them at the bottom of my garden I'd assume the drugs had kicked in big time.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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Blimey, never seen that before.
Foreigners must thing British gardens are rife with motile peas, Flumps, flowerpot men and god knows what else. They're worse at night of course. Makka Pakka ruined our begonias. And the fucking Ninky Nonk. The lawn has never been the same.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:52,
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Office snort at fucking Ninky-Nonk
Most of Britains finest childrens programs/books come from people in re-hab!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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Chorizowagon? Posting on /board?
Have we slipped back in time or something?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Quite possibly!
I found a packet of spokey dokeys yesterday too! Old times are good times :D
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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I wish owls actually looked like this...
and tasted of apples, or grapes. better if they don't taste of peas.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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Am I supposed to be seeing that as the the ropes of a wrestling ring?
because I was totally expecting the eventual Powerslam!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:26,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*Breathes*...and...*clicks*
:D
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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:D
Birds should have teeth.
They'd be far more useful than beaks.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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Well, if it isn't the wheeled vehicle for the transport of spanish sausage herself.
Not seen you here in a while..
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:30,
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Aloha! my Dark Ham friend
A friend of meat is a friend of mine (how are you doing?)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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Not bad, but very busy.
Shouldn't really be here, but then I've been saying that for seven years or however long it is now...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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I know the feeling...
I have a million work related important things to do - but it's Friday and I'm full of chocolate and I need some b3ta to fulfill my happy requirement :D
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:42,
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Oooof!
Even my colleagues here in the office thought that was awful! (nicely done! :D)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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More movie themed - not worth it's own thread
1st compo post for 6 years
/relurk
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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1st compo post for 6 years
/relurk
The Barn That Went Ow In The Night?
Children of the Barn?
Dirty Rotten Barns?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:51,
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Dirty Rotten Barns?
Barns of the Navarone?
Barn on the River Kwai?
Three Men and a Barn?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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Three Men and a Barn?
The Barnfather?
Barn to the Future?
The Barn Strikes Back?
Harry Potter and the Dirty Great Barn?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:08,
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The Barn Strikes Back?
Harry Potter and the Dirty Great Barn?
If those are his fucksocks he's wearing
history has misinformed me of his stature.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:23,
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Is that a dormouse in his breeches
or is he disappointed to see me?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:25,
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Ahahaha!
Best bad joke of the day.
Need to make a badge to that effect
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:36,
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Need to make a badge to that effect
Actually
after making this, I thought, I really want an owl pom pom hat, it would be SOOO easy to make...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:20,
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And so cute
until you take the hat off and your head is covered in crap
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:26,
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I was thinking
very fluffy material, make a ball, Tribble style, add the eyes and beak, stuff, stitch to hat as above, tah dah.
Would make winter a lot more fun.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:30,
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Would make winter a lot more fun.
Morning!
Ta muchly!
Am in a very doodly mood. Which is a real bugger 'cos I should be in a real worky mood.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:02,
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Am in a very doodly mood. Which is a real bugger 'cos I should be in a real worky mood.
Damn!
That gorilla dances better than I do. It's not difficult
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:15,
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but but but
if he's wearing the one ring he should be invisible
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:28,
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'ning b3tans
This is a DVD cover I've been working on, to be used as a prop during shooting of Three's a Shroud this weekend for the "film-within-a-film" Night of the Pouting Dead.
Zombie art by talented but random Sherman atomicdeadguy
Photos by the lovely Altercarnated Photography
Click for previouser and probably less SFW 80's VHS version
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:48,
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Zombie art by talented but random Sherman atomicdeadguy
Photos by the lovely Altercarnated Photography
Click for previouser and probably less SFW 80's VHS version
OK, so ....
Wouldn't, would, would, would, wouldn't, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, would, would, would, wouldn't.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:55,
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The one with the nipple tassles and the big black strapon...
you don't get a choice
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:57,
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You can try
she bums most of the rest of the cast during the course of the film
and then I get my cock bitten off
that was a really weird weekend
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:15,
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and then I get my cock bitten off
that was a really weird weekend
Truly superb
but should there be a News of the World journo in the background hacking their phones?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:59,
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It's set in the 80s, so mobile phones still cost a fortune
and are the size of a housebrick
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:13,
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Excellent work.
i did like the 80's cover as well, as you seemed to have tapped into the exact 80's stule with it.
the drip on the P makes it look like an R a bit and i was expecting some sexy zombie DIY wood work action.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:27,
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the drip on the P makes it look like an R a bit and i was expecting some sexy zombie DIY wood work action.
Haha yeah it does a bit
Predictive text on my phone always comes up with "rotting", which would make for a far less interesting movie...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:31,
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Nice work,
but I read it as "Routing" Dead and immediately pictured a boring evening in with no internet connection.
Edit: Thor has pissed on my visual cortex.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44,
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Edit: Thor has pissed on my visual cortex.
He's only crashed under the influence 47 times this year!
WHAM!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:05,
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do you think he gives a hoot?
LOLOLOL!!!1!!
*wonders how many times that's been used this week*
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:11,
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*wonders how many times that's been used this week*
Specially commissioned "Owl" Edition of the Space Time Chicken Event Cloak (Cornell Experiment Variation)
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Marvellous stuff
I don't know what's going on but I love it like a brother already
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:00,
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clicky the piccy
for more information (than you want to read, probably)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:05,
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I think I understood most of that.
Top marks for getting "without hesitation, deviation (or repetition)" in there
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:13,
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Was it a turtle?
if so, it's turtles all the way down.
if not, it must have fallen off the bottom.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:39,
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if not, it must have fallen off the bottom.
hahahaha
As a kid, I used to make mazes like this with lego, cover them in cling film and test various insects (Just for fun) Ants won every time. Thanks for bringing back that memory
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:49,
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ants! who would have thought?
my money would have been on cockroaches
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:51,
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Coackroaches weren't in abundance in Western Ireland
Some of the bugs got so lost, they would just stop in a corner and look depressed :(
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:57,
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needs moar Bubo!
hah, just jesting! Mechanically marvellous Mr Q!
*clickz*
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:16,
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*clickz*
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