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# The brains of the outfit...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I knew they were working together, I bloody knew it!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# HA!
Brillopads
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# That's just a guy in an Alien suit.
So obvious!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Just like his grandfather, Kim Il-Smug
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# vehicle in background is particularly nice touch
have a click
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# THESE HEADSWAP LOLS ARE WELL LOL
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Can I call him "Fathead"?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# PIMP MY MOBILE MISSILE LAUNCHER
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams like theres room for more of the Footballs
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# He had a terrific game that night
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Was it deliberate that you chose a team sponsored by a Korean company?
If so, hat doffed, etc.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# yes, yes it was
.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:06, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# coming to cinema near you
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I'm Fonda of the original.
Last catcopter - honest.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Its scale is 1:47
So it's about the size of a grasshopper?
(Woo, nonetheless!)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Fits right inside your pocket.
And fixed ta.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Did she fall asleep too close to the fire?
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Brian Blessed sat on her face.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Well travelled...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# lovely stamps
I've seen real forgeries worse than this
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# thats
well done hahaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Good stamping!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha!
nice
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] this one's a shout out to all the homies on b3ta. And by that I mean homosexuals
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# GAY LOL
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
People come up to me and they try to talk shit man
I've been making records since you were sucking on your mother's dick
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
spangtastic clicks
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Spang!

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# He's bearing it well
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# It's probably just a training pan.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great.
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I wanted to post you a spang pic, but images is being a dick
So you'll just have to imagine it I'm afraid
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# jongtastic
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Why don't I have a spang pic?!
Fucking amateur.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I'd like to get inside a Korean.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You're my wife now...

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Nice arse!
She has a fantastic bum too!
woo.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Pfftt...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# tiny
smug bastard
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:34, archived)
# looool
They make a fine couple
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Oh yeah...dim sum good eats.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Seventy seveeeennnnn...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Ace pootling there Mr Brown
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Impressive text shoppery! *clicks*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
#
Ta. Given I only know how to use about half a dozen tools on Gimp, 'twas tortuous, but i got there in the end.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Can't say I've ever used GIMP, but either way, I'm very impressed. :)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Very nicely done.
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I approve of the use of Team America Kim Jong Il.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean we only actually won ONCE?????
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Always with The Footballs!
Not worth it's own thread thing.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# :))
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# 19 stars on my shirt...
Kim Jong is still gleaming...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# All thanks to John Telly
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# run !
fucking Scouse invasion !


(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# YES!!
Perfect fit sir! *click*
:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# This winds teh interwebz!:O
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I am very tickled :)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# At that Thai place you like then?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Nice,
though he should be pointing his tickling stick* towards the camera.

not a euphemism
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!

Got to love those teefs.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# If feel I have to RP
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent!
And nice taggage!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Nicely
done
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Wrong Buster.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# He was also in Bad Manners, wasn't he?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Haha!
Now I'm imagining Keaton singing "Special Brew" as he rides across the sky in a Flash Gordon spaceship.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Glorious!
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Cracking 'shop!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# THIS IS ALL OF THE LOLS
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Philip, they're all so...so 'shiny'!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# you
velly naice
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Ooooh... hello saucy!
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Good game! Good fucking game!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I now want to make that into a Brucie mask!:D
woo
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ah yes, that classic edition of Strictly
where Brucie had had one sherry too many
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Hehehe
Also aaargh!


Also, also (may contain traces of threadjack):

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4173985/Gems-on-the-Thames-London-landmarks-mirrored-in-river.html

Seriously? Seriously, seriously?

That's just flipping an image...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# YOU'RE just flipping an image
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# I was expecting a mirrored condom.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Nice one, Canaletto...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Du de dodo dooo do dodoooooooo...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# The theme to Star Wars?
I don't get it.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I got it, but I would have spelled it
"Bum bam bim, duh-daaa duh-duh-daaaaa"
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# You iz loco laydee:O
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Ahhh...
...I see.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# It's obviously 'shopped
some of towers that are behind Westminster are being reflected in the water this is an impossibility
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# good game
good game
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Heheh
I liked sweary Bruce's You Bet catchphrase "You want to bet on it? Fuck yeah!"
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# You don't get anything for a fucking pair...
Not in this fucking game.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I wonder if that stammering he sometimes does
is him trying to control his tourettes?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Give us a fucking twirl!
You shitting tart.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# We asked 100 utter arseholes...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Typical. You wait bloody ages for a massive chin, then two come along at once...
then two come along at once...:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimmy-il...

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D \O/
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# yes !
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# oh i say!
*applause*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hah!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# rots of lacist crapping
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# hahahhaha
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, archived)
# It's Kimmy Hill
A man just as beloved as the Great Leader.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# After 'ningles all.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# is this how the queen gets her dinner ?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Yeah it's the royal TV dinner:)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Hehehehe
You need more sleep ;)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# How did you know I wasn't getting any?
Oh. Sleep!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Ceiling Ninj is wathcing you not sleeping
;)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Yeah it's sort of a Catch 22 situation.:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# You know, I can break a swan's arm...
I can break a swan's arm...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I suspect fowl play
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I predict a riot.
*moves to Croydon*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
with preceding confusion because I have a power button there
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Sorry
You've got to take the power back.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# is it swan that got away ?
nice
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Erm...
*filenames*
Pfft!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Phil would be pleased...
He could wear all his brasses!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# haha
which shire is he from
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Edinburghshire
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Pyongyangshireham
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
He stayed there too long. He went slanty eyed:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Top brass.
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Kim Jong Church Il
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# He looks happy.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# He's tickled pink the lad!
:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# That's rather good
(but I'm sure you already know that, having spent time on it and all)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Thanks Miss Muffet :)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# oooooooh
ooooooooh !


(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Follow him on...
...Titter ye Not

:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Never before. In the history of all human conflict. Has so much been tittered by so few for so many.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha! Look at his lovely soft hands. All sausagey....
:D

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Toppy Shoppy
Velly Good.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Alan Carr
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# I approve it
To spite the easily upset
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on anymore
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# cats are shit
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# fire red cock-missiles!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Kamikazi Kopter Kat
Suicide Mission: Crash and burn.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# he seems to be ENJOYing himself
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I've already liked this, but I will like it again
as it is wonderful.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# The cat likes it too.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Haha
Ace.

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# well made
désemparés oeuf chatte
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Gotta thank Moggy...
....for an excuse to dig this ol' motherf*cker out:
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Thanks Moggy lurker for this beauty of the device.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Sometimes engineering
becomes art. Lovely.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Made a new one...
...the next natural step is RAMJET POWER KITTEH!

(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I haven't brought Terrance out for a bit.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# it's positively
catatonic
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Warning: Do not play indoors!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Because RC cars are for pussies.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I will destroy them all.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# we need to get this out in time for the christmas market
it will sell millions.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# We need more dead cats.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# We should try and get it some time in the next week
when Moggy will most likely come back.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Well I think that makes up for its loss of claws
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# He can wipe out anything in a 5k radius.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] even at night the Chairman is working for you


10 points to anyone works out what the text translation actually is.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# It says "NEVER FORGIVE MICHAEL ELLIS"
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# haha , not quite
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Well I can't see the pictogram for 'cut finger' so it can't be that.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Something about promising to fuck off forever and reneging on it at least three times?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Challenge: USSR UK
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Does it count if you use an app?
also, pfft
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# If your app gives the same answer as mine, then no.
"Put me in your direction too shoe" indeed.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Dear Jolly Jack...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# is it "I bet nobody can guess the connection between hitler, cameron and dprk"?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# they're all wankers?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# fucking hell
scarily well done!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I fart in your general direction
Also, excellent picture.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# 10 points to the elephant rider
hahaha well done
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# translation
it actually means " I am farting in your place" (the polite way). which
could be ubderstood in english as " I am farting you in the face"
Pronounciation : wo zai ni de difang xiang fang pi
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# oups
I came a bit late on translation , well done elephant rider.
can we play again ?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# National Blood Week.
11th - 17th June.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)

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