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# Acme Glory Hole
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:13, archived)
# needs more rythm.

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# That's one angry hand job
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:17, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:35, archived)
#
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# i fucking love these
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] No self restraint...


edit: just seen moon monkey beat me to this and managed to do it more concisely.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE CARL BARAT!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I was once told I look like him.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Hopefully you can speak without mumbling
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I'm Manc, so to some people this may not be the case.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:10, archived)
#
to some people

may is

be
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:45, archived)
# soon to be wiv da angel Amy
noms
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Poor old drug-marbled Pete.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# did evrybody died? where be mah bitches?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# An acceptable amount of puppies.
B+
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:35, archived)
# You sick freak.
I bet you're going to touch them on the bumhole like Manolith does.
Or worse, make them touch you on the bumhole like Jahled does.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:45, archived)
# What about touching spiders?
Does that give you the arachnid horn?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Spiders is DIFFERENT.
EVERYONE knows that touching spiders is NATURAL and HEALTHY.


(^(^;;^)^)
please stop stuj from touching us like that :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# no bumholes here, but i just want to lay naked in a pit filled with puppies
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# hello?
where did everybody run off to?
was it something i said?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I have been busy whoring myself for my next FP
If only you had combined fruit elks startrekwars and the popular favourite fall fashions you too could have guaranteed your place in the b3ta hall of fame

*watching teh sportballs actually
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
# damb!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:19, archived)
# also,
don't be lulled into believing that Fall Fashion will ever get a warm reception. MEH
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:20, archived)
# At this time of year you'd better off looking at spring designs
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:28, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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# :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:38, archived)
# ahaha
apropos of nothing i just found this on my b3tards. i can't remember why i did this.

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I'm still outraged this did not win the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge
*writes to Daily Mail
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Maybe it was even for that challenge! I doubt we did a "Draw a bucket of shit on Gordon Brown's head" challenge, thought we should
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:55, archived)
# GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
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# I imagine that's what
Kuato's testicle looks like.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:09, archived)
# John peel?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I believe it's still gaining popularity
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:47, archived)
# HAHA THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE I LIKE
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:16, archived)
# I was watching Aardman's Pirates! film
it was a lot of fun
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I just looked up the trailer for that.
I'm going to add it to my Netflix queue
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Rush job ya say?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft. Needs more chicken and fishing rods.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# What doesn't?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# the headline earlier was
Israel pounds gaza for fifth day.

i thought poor gazza, his ringpiece must be in tatters.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# too many KFC Zingers
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# All time
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# There was a fabulous "Gaza and the West Bank" spoonerism post a while back that remains one of my fave ever b3ta posts.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:28, archived)
# one of the best FPs ever...
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:31, archived)
# For no reason..........HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


(Thanks to Doctor When for the source)

Edit.. Ninja Version 2
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
#

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# For a short time in my head, I knew what this was trying to say.


I don't anymore.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# The lady in the mirror wants a tip
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Just the tip?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Candyman
Candyman
Candy?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# "Come with me, now."
"Will there be lens flare?"
"Yes."
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# It is 'lighting effect'
I tell ya!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Come with me - there's no tile lines on this side :P
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Dammit!
Er, it's the wall behind, it is wallpapered?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# got out of that one !!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:13, archived)
# It's scary when things come out of mirrors
especially if they bring more mirrors

which things come out of

with mirrors

hurts the head after a while
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Are you thinking with Portals?
Looks a bit like Aperture.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# To be totally honest
I wasn't thinking much at all. My idea was an old lady in the mirror, then a zombie, then a robot. But I tend to just start drawing and see what comes out. This was this week.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:19, archived)
# good job!
the reflection hasn't a hair out of place
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Ahem.....
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:51, archived)
# ^THis
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I forgot
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 0:21, archived)
# the elk hoofarted
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Very good
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Hah!
Gas powered even!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
#
wondered where Rudolf went bit.ly/WeWpJz
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
# fantastic**
**needs more fruit
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
# thanks everyone, here's your fruit
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:58, archived)
# pearanamon! cool!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# lemanaear?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 18:32, archived)
# this one
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 1:58, archived)
# :D
nicely
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Xmas shopping is so difficult......
.........without picking up a little something for oneself
Photobucket
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# she looks delighted with her find!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Not just delighted.
Clearly, they've been out of stock for months and the shipment has just come in.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] it's horse of course!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 9:44, archived)
# poor Jeremy
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] not that extreme but we, up 't north call this 'ebygum'!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 9:29, archived)
# better that than....
crankbycockvein!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 9:46, archived)
# those wacky kids
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Elke?!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 7:04, archived)
# Call any vegetable!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 7:05, archived)
# CABBAGE!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 7:19, archived)
# CALL IT BY NAME!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# This violates my strict elk and safety guidelines.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 8:23, archived)
# ivan loves it!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 8:43, archived)
#
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# EXISTENCE
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 6:29, archived)
# is futile.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 6:45, archived)
# juicy
squeezed fresh from the elk
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] better squeezed than ejected

(this pea almost fits the brief)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 8:50, archived)
# elk snot FTW!
a hard earned thirst needs a big cold elk snot!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 9:01, archived)
# LELKMON!
who said there wasn't a demand for fruit/elk combination products and/or services
:D
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 8:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:10, archived)
# no annoying orange?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCKbowl needs more ELK
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:34, archived)
# ...and pop them under the grill for ten or twelve minutes with the heat set to
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:37, archived)
# this is fruit
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 3:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 3:23, archived)
# whatever the fuck you want to call it my existance fuck my donkey asshole dick PAIN
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 4:06, archived)
# not a damn UTERUS SOCIETY
excuse my french bullshit nipples smallnose i don't have enough whatever the fuck

hahahahaha
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 4:22, archived)
# Futurama fan can't handle his acid
Lol
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 4:38, archived)
# Freebase has something in his ear
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 8:26, archived)
# my current favourite LP

cfb~143kb
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] BANG! and the turd is gone
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# bumcannon
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:38, archived)
# the manufacturer does not recommend full auto
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] and

(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:26, archived)
#
too soon man
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)
#
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# OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
Fuck Broadway forever!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:08, archived)
# too spackyey?
...or (doubtfully) too gay?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:10, archived)
# too gay? impossible
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Mike Haggar? O_O
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:01, archived)
# ? no idea
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:04, archived)
# This fella, from Final Fight.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:10, archived)
# ah, i see the likeness... but is he a gayer mayor?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:34, archived)
# He's the big shot, the head honcho, and other thinly veiled gay/mayor euphemisms.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:40, archived)
# Someone's been holding down *this* key
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# load lols!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] needs moar elk
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Jesus! This is mesmerizing
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:33, archived)
# i currently find myself elkless....

i blame these modern economic times!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:41, archived)
# hahawhat?
just been searching for a testcard...coincidence?
anyway, tineye threw this up as a match: www.b3ta.com/board/6281988
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:52, archived)
# ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:20, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:27, archived)
#
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# Pull ya socks up motherfucka
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
#
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# oui!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:12, archived)
# GAY SHIFT!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:49, archived)
# NOW WITH ADDED ELK
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:16, archived)
# FeUlCkK
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:20, archived)
#
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# :(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:21, archived)
# !!
:(
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:27, archived)
# (it was a prince clip, which probably explains why it was blocked)
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Needs more Busey.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Did I hear gayshift?
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Hhaha
so fresh, so gay.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:20, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 1:36, archived)
#
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# *gets a 'round' in*

after all, it is 'happy' hour
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 2:35, archived)
# I am not the beast they make me out to be my dear
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:30, archived)
# I hate it when people walk past at the cinema
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:31, archived)
# maybe they didn't want to go in, they were just heading to the butchers
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:55, archived)
# they looked more like fishmongery people
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:00, archived)
# The shadow in the bottom left corner reminds me of Mystery Science Theatre.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:23, archived)
# eddie hitler, shirley?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, I'm seeing that too.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Hello?
Where did everyone go?

I can't see anything...


(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:25, archived)
# your mum's fat cunt
:)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Eh?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# *takes wallet*
are you blind drunk?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:31, archived)
# here
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Can one of the mods please explain
why none of the elks have been FPd?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:44, archived)
# fuck your elks, my whelk didn't even make the popular page
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:50, archived)
# BUSHELS
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Bright Eyes now playing in my head.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:12, archived)
# And now in mine too
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:23, archived)
#
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#
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#
What's up with this place lately? i have had to use ignore for the first time since joining!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 0:56, archived)
# have this
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
that's some serious toupΓ©e
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# He probably had toupe' a lot for it.


Edit: Embarrassing mindpiss!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# When Donald Trump calls you have to go
:)
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Seems defective, he'll have toupe a bit extra next time.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:50, archived)
# barum








tish!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
# toupee or not toupee.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:51, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:52, archived)
# And....
My grandmother died from a toupΓ© like that.
You insensitive bastard.

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# booo!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# It was just a joke.
She died from a blonde wig.

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:57, archived)
# phew!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:02, archived)
# like

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:08, archived)
# what?

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Hooray!

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:15, archived)
# :D

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:18, archived)
# definitely
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:15, archived)
# this!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# eh?

(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# attempt
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:05, archived)
# chevron
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:05, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 21:56, archived)
# haha :D
any relation?
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:09, archived)
# hehehe
also Hedgehog from Hell likes this pic
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:12, archived)
# he also wants to touch you on the winky
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:15, archived)
# genulols
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:21, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hahah
he looks a bit like morrisey with it up
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:24, archived)
# *honk honk*
that's my morrisey impression.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:33, archived)
# haha! everybody take a look
at the bald man!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Picard peak
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:57, archived)
# good spot
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:40, archived)
# For a peaknic
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 23:48, archived)

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