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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# I'm catching the RIS train to RISfordshire on this one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Yo Gabba Gabba
It's a pretty trippy kids show - sort of Sesame Street meets Banana Splits with a distinct muso twist.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Legs....Legs....
Posted way too many...is there a limit?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:33, archived)
# No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no - there's no limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Squeak!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:29, archived)
# nicely done!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Dang!
He who hesitates...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Haha,,,, just seen yours!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:36, archived)
# And may I add
THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS! THE LIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# heheheh
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahha!
Welcome to beta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Haha!
Thumbs up!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:33, archived)
# funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:24, archived)
# brilliant. Welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Hey Hey Hey
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha great first post.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(Zoidaroid, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 20:38, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 22:43, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Strangely enough
I've heard that he's massive "down there".
(Seebeedee, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Gee, Bullwinkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Take me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgive me lord.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# :)
I very nearly did this too!!... you beat me :P
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Ahahatahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can Be Wrong
000000 Elvis Fans Can Be Wrong

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Why does Elvis look like Steve Martin?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Why does Steve Martin look like Elvis?
but 10 years younger
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Hadn't thought of it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# also this
www.elvisfoundalive.com/

It doesn't look as fun as Bubba Ho-Tep
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] peaing in my own thread

3 letters soz
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] There may be some brown rain due any time now...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
# very fitting
considering your username ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)
# you'd be amazed at all the stuff
I have to shake out of my underpants at the end of each year.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:23, archived)
# yes, i probably would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# This compo is fucking weird.
Everyone is posting pics, yet there are very few comments
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:10, archived)
# no comment
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
# HaHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Twelve pages of pics after two days?
Usually we're lucky to get four pages in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:19, archived)
# .............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Must be something to do with science!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Just a thought
But maybe it's because if like me, you are completely shit at shopping images and about as creative as a half dried puddle. It's still possible to bodge something passable to enter this one.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# no-one can think of anything
they're so used to writing "it's slow today" "you're killing b3ta" "lets close /board" they've forgotten what to do when b3ta is demonstrably alive and kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Album art \o/s threadrush week innit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I no rite.
All these pitchers is killin' B3ta!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# here's some :)
comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,
comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,
comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,
comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,
comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,comment,
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# shit compo is shit
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
# BEFORE THE THREADRUSH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:59, archived)
# This comment has received more comments than my last three posts put together.
That means errr...I don't know what that means,oh yeah..I'm shit LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrMorv, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Bob's Dave Hill was a work of great genius
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rExTODz1Sc0
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# cup-a-soup
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# but what flavour is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:17, archived)
# An improvement for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Get on up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# this made me do a little snortle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# It came to me as I was trying to sleep last night
I was chuckling away like an eejit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# i'm not surprised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Cheers, man
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Did anybody notice the actual fanny on his chin? No?
A dildo gets modded and I post a hairy twat and get away with it.
Maybe I'm a mod...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Ban b3ta user 89718
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Oi, I nearly perma-banned myself there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# you should have put Brian Cox in there too for variety
also... it's a series on Sky soon or something or whatever, shut up you're not my real daddy!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# this fella
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Mikkelsen
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# looks like it's going to be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# I cancelled my sky for this very reason*
* may have been other reasons
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# i need my discovery channels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# love this track.....especially the horn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpjWxsPXOE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Yeah. I thought that was an excellent album at the time. Haven't heard it in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Tina Gurner

I make myself laugh at least
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Would
(herman:D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# It made me laugh.
Not sure about your sig though.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Funnier in my head.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# and now frankie is going to be in my head all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
#
sorry :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
# me and my mate made up a dance to it
which is just sad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Well?
Aren't you going to show us?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# am i bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bony George ...Used to be in Vulture Club...
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# see he finally shifted that weight, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# And gave it to Axl Rose.
Have you seen him recently? It's like Jack Black playing a parody version of Axl Rose.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)
# that's not good
also, i hate jack black.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)
# I found out, also, Axl Rose's real name is Bill Bailey. o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:33, archived)
# well, i never knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Hands up for a free pack!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# ahem
u before a
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah I know!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# sneaky ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwlol;

no prizes for guessing the place of purchase!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Looking forward to the Grand National? Tesco's are.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# anyone else fancy a lasagne?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# I'd prefer stallioni
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# anything with mascarpony
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# that can be a little bitter.
Best if you add some shergar
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:07, archived)
# washed down with Dandelion & Fetlock
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# i like bitter tasting things
but they do leave me feeling a little hoarse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# And they're arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Fall at Buucher's
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
proper made me chuckle!

The last one made me miss Klarnk though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahah
Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# arf!
they look like they've had a good squeezing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Klarnk Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
i know. i didnt know, i didnt know. im sorry.
(1.618..., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Ever so slightly demented
in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(ThudStaffer3, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:48, archived)
# This is excellently executed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This is not


(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
# does pear jam exist?
if so why did nobody tell me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# it does
and it's not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)

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