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# *runs*

(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# haha!
..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# it's working, they've just received half a million!
(but he's got to share it with Cleggy)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I did not enjoy the experience....
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# XD
haha
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:41, archived)
# melty cat!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Haha,nicely...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# The Purrsistence of Memory?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# He looks even more cute upside down...like a fluffy hot water bottle (?)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Twitter unveils 'Panic Buttons' for UK territory
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wonderful, one for our younger readers. ;)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# bbbb but ....
Dad's Army is timeless !!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 1:52, archived)
# don't tell 'em you name, Beau bo d'or!!!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Don't tell him Pike.
Edit : Pissing of minds.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Would someone please pea that terror threat level thing?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha Brilliant!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# This is ace
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Please may I nick this for my Farcebook page?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:35, archived)
# help yourself
..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Oh, this is too perfect
It has been a very long time (years) since I posted around here, but.. "I saw this, and thought of you":

FISTY DAVE

I haven't embedded it to spare those of a nervous disposition. Click if you dare, it's a PR image from the Number10gov twitter account.

This really is an image comp waiting to happen. How do I make it happen? Nurse!

(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# at least you learned to shout for a nurse
press your buzzer if it's an emergency
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# lol Fisting, etc etc
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Crapest selection of festival wrist bands ever....
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# I've got that Tuesday Feeling!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Eurgh
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Sorted
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:53, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# haha, more scratches pease....
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Haha, fantastic
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# :)
Fab!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
#
There may have been snorting, as a result of seeing this image.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKOFF
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# How indeed....pfft.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# This one's excellent :-)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Ha ha
Grand!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# awwww! pussy want a wash!!!!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Love this
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# brilliant


(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:02, archived)
# someone must have done this by now! quick 'n crap
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# can't see what you've changed here
*searches background*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I think the original is a 4 pronged fork
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# there should be a prize for this
next compo: add(or remove)a prong from something
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# i added grass!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Gratuitous Pussy
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# is it just me
or is there an old fella in the top right hand corner???
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# I see the Budha. Must bow.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I love mustard yellow,it's my favourite colour for mustard.
oh,and woo
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# aww shit.....
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# That is nice!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:56, archived)
# stupid cat
shouldn't have moved her ornaments...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Nicely done!!
:D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# cheers
funny where your mind drifts, isn't it...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# That it do!
:D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Its all full of stars

MS Paint classic
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:08, archived)
# seamless
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# All of my stuff is perfect
And all without the aid of any art package whatsoever. People should pay me for my skills. I could be one of them artist thingies. *wanders back to /links*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# isn't it 'those' artists?
not 'them' artists?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Nah I don't like those artists, only them artists
*points at two different groups*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# sorry, the door was in the way
Ah, yeah 'those' artists can bugger right off.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# purr-fuelled pounce!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# AND NOW I'M CALLING YOU ONE!!!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# what fucker said that?!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# now this i like
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
# only just realised
she's probably at risk of slicing her face, she should hold it the other way round. silly lady.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Ooooh … click!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# class
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Aw.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# moer fishs
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:56, archived)
# >^oo^<
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Look, an erection!

Inspiration courtesy of the good Mr Smallbrainfield:)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaahaha, marvellous
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Outstanding.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# seen this yet? :)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Genuine?
If so, fuck yeah!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# leaked cam footage from comic con
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I already love this film.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# well it has got my artwork in it
(not on screen)
:D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Fitted a wardrobe for a lady called Jan in Hampstead, yesterday, and noticed a few original Jamie Hewlett pics on the wall.
One of the pics was of Tank Girl in profile, holding a magnum by her side and pointing her finger at something out of shot. Underneath were the words, "To Jan - without you, she'd never have existed."
Turns out she introduced him to her best friend Pippa when they were at Uni, who then became his first wife and the eventual inspiration for Tank Girl.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# crikey
err, the original Tank Girl was a very hefty lass....
*edit - dammit can't find my scans from Atom Tan magazine that she was first in
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Is she related to tub girl...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# If that's what I think it is, wow.
The new version of Wind in the Willows is going to kick ass.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# an erection in conjunction with a pussy
well played.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# o_O
Get out!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# i apologise for nothing
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:47, archived)
# well done you
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fab!! :)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# FAT CAT will not tolerate the intruder
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Goin cheap
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# cdc drawn in in 5.....4......3.....
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# I'v got me some ass of a tiger
I gave it a good sniff and then stuck my finger in and gave it suck....
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# umm......ok.....
*backs away slowly*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Asafoetida....
it's LSD for the taste buds as far as I can figure...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# good stuff, isn't it?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# it's total mind fuck as far as I can tell, I liked how the taste and smell kept coming back an hour after..
Can't wait to cook with it..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# don't use much
a little bit goes a long way
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Yep, tiss scarily pungent..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# it's completely different once you've added it to food
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# would you always fry it at the begining like it says. i tend not to fry spices as they always seem burnt by the time I'v finished
I'm reconing about a quater of a level teaspoon per portion?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# frying will make it mellower
frying dried spices isn't always best as some of them can burn. if you keep the heat low and stir constantly, you should be fine.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# does my amount seem about right..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:36, archived)
# might want to try a bit less first time
maybe 1 level teaspoon for 6 servings. i love strong tastes, so you'd definitely want to use less than me
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# My tastebuds are toast! I chase strong flavours..
My mates reaction is usualy wide eyed startlement when he tastes what I bbq!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:56, archived)
# that annoys me
having to tone down my food for friends
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# It's a pisser and really rude of them not to eat it as it comes....
my mate would sooner have a plain wing rather than with my brushing sauce :-( pulling faces about how hot the burger is :-(
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# mine won't complain to my face
mostly because they can't cook anything that doesn't get thrown in a microwave
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# They're scared you'll biff em up woman!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# i'm a kind and gentle person!
must dash, got to get home before the rain starts and rescue the washing :)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Ok but why? It's not funny!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# genuine lol at this
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# This needs a cat...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# But...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# FTW
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Has a go
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Haha
But what was wrong with the one I put in?!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# haha, didn't see it untill I put his pic on top of yours in photoshop a hid revealed the layer !
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# that's how i'd describe most beers anyway
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I like real ale........
Lager only goes with curry...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# i dislike beer/ale/lager
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# For ceale?
RIS

Its not cats though, so thanks.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Boiling Piss ;)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Minds the piss.......................
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Looks like piss...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Boiling Ris
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Don't drink that...

(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Oh my..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Haha looks like his first time with sainsbury basics 2% lager..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# another sketch
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# he looks rather cross
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# cross/smug maybe?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# more satisfied after a big dump
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# more satisfied after a big dump and
just remembered there's beer in the fridge.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i concur
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Cat added in 5.... 4... 3...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Oh, go on then...
 photo cat_zps62726611.jpg
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# haha
what are they looking at?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# And Trigger made a face
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# He did indeed.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
"To his amazement, nobody noticed as the dog floated up and out through the open laboratory skylight."
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Good old george...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Loved this film as a kid! Nice!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm loving this bandwagon
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Standing Cat - Bandwagon
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Pfft
;)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Best one so far
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 7:37, archived)
# Nice
I really like this.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Rooney?
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
# If orcs posed for Next catalogues.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Would the real...
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Baghdad, April 2003. A dictator topples.


Beijing. June 1989. One cat stands firm



I was going to do napalm cat but in spite of the absolutely awesome and ongoing life of napalm girl, I still hate working on that picture.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Tank cat has been done, I think. Do keep up, Barry.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# I'd have been very surprised if it hadn't...
I've broadly kept tabs on this bandwagon but it's been running so cinsistently I'm bound to miss the odd one.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# i'd like to see him standing next to noel edmonds
as he opens a box to reveal cat has won quarter of a million quid
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Not quite but
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# I'd like to see him crossing the rhine in a tank
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
#
 photo vjkiss_zps628d29af.jpg
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I am not dissapointed
:D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 15:22, archived)
# I was going to do a comp entry but adding a standing cat to everything is so much easier.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# oh can i haz cat standing

Cat Wars 2011
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# The Standing of the Cat
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# "LOOK OUT! IT'S A CAT! IT'S STANDING"
3 fatalities
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# omg
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Yay, bandwagons!
 photo bobby1_zps6dcf8769.jpg
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# I also couldn't resist this....
 photo bobby2_zps394e650f.jpg
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Ha!!!!! Made to order!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# If your post times are correct...
...it took just 4min for you to draw a regulation CDC on this image...well done.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# And upload to photobucket.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:14, archived)
# crikey, he's not short
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Robert Pershing Wadlow
8ft 11.1in, never mention the size of his manhood though.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats, you know.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
# they also shoved crocodile shit up their ladybits as birth control
i think it's safe to say they weren't playing with a full deck
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Have you tried it?
It might work.

It would certainly put most men off.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# i wouldn't want to ask the crocodile for it
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Their spaghetti of family trees would make even the most vigorous redneck explain his ire to his wife/sister/mother.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# breeding for purity of the royal line, innit?
that and genetic abnormalities
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# "Come play with us Danny...
throw that springy mouse..."
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
#

(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Jack No!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
# put some goddamn effort into it
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
#
runs away crying
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# jusssayin'
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Awkward
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# That cat, right
is the ghost of a cat that died in the house where they filmed it TRUFAX
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah I heard that as well...
...it haunted Steve Guttenberg to the point where he couldn't get any decent movies.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Wait a minute...
are you saying en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P.S._Your_Cat_Is_Dead isn't worth watching??
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Standing Cat and Deliver!
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] There was no bandwagon when I started
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:28, archived)
# "Where do you want to take it from, Les?" "1992?"
Did you shop his face or is there a pic of a maniacal beat-up Les Dennis online somewhere..? *worries*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# I gave him a black eye
*wishes it was real life*
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Pfft,
nicely shopped indeed... also just noticed the track names... bonus points from me :)
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, beat les...beat les hard.
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)

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