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[challenge entry] I'm so, so sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Buckaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Very nice that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Very nice work
His scowl & hat reminds me of Perry the Platypus
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# he ain't no semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action, though
he's a bird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# i like this
and it makes me want to watch courage the cowardly dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] smug
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# This wins.
Everything else is shit.
Compo over.
This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
# He has no weapons
just a bitter stare
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] They said it's overpriced
£50million for Torres - I'd agree with them.
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I have never been to a Nandos :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Nandos is a sandwich shop, I guess. Probably.
Sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# i've been past one
i don't think we're missing out on anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# they look like pinky and perky's backing singers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 28 Chickens Later
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# LEAVE CILLIAN MURPHY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves the ladies too


Ophelia's sleeping with the chickies now
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# now i've got Lump playing in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# ack earworm
you have infected me
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Oh bugger, me too
Now you will think of ....Peaches!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# are you gonna move into the country
and eat a lot of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:09, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Operation Poultree


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(Shizzling, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:01, archived)
# SAVILLE STUFFED MY BUTTERBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
# BBC admits that story was suppressed over fears that Paxo may have been involved.
(Shizzling, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# jeremy paxo?
the cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chickens...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# TO ME -- that WOULD BE A HORROR
OOPS CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Eggs for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# she must be a lesbian
no red-blooded heterosexual female would run away from so much cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I LIKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:21, archived)
# i don't think I would.
beaks frighten me a bit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# Body of Baywatch, face of Springwatch
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# She's saying 'I said Holy Cow'
...or '... Doody car'
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)
# 'cockadoodie car'
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pO20qU-VwgA#t=96
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Close
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# i was surprised how close on the second guess
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Clown asshole?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Asshole clown more like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:34, archived)
# It is a loop, I can start wherever I like.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:52, archived)
# dirty bird :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
# oh yeah,, HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Paxoooh!
I'll shoehorn this in here. One of my very earliest B3TA posting

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Pea roasting
a roast?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Chicken Drum Sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Singin'
We will we will cock you...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# cloaca-wocka-wocka
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Ace, this should be FP.
(gijoel, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] i still don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# we'll let you off with a warning this time, but srsly? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:52, archived)
# that's a written warning right?
oh eck...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:54, archived)
# new chicken related pun?
it's quite eggciting!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this compo just chickens or will any poultry do?
there now, someone did it, so NYAHH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous Pea
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] yay! time for an egg roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Just took this pic of the grossest public service announcement i ever saw.
Remember! Don't let your children eat shit!


(Wasn't sure whether to post here on in /links)
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Links! (unless you put a huge crudely drawn cock (or hen I guess) on it)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:47, archived)
#
/talk surely?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:55, archived)
# I'm having that deja vu thing happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I'm having that deja vu thing happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
#
Yeah, sorry. Got rid of the double post. My browser was pissing me about.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Erm . . .
No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
# This isn't an advert in a telephone box?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:21, archived)
# "Children will touch anything" said Mr Savile.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Coq au vin
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Get that cork out - go on - pullett :)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hentai.


[Edit: Thai chicken]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Haha inspired =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Ooooh... nice bit of shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Well, I actually just went out in the garden and put a tie on one of my chickens
then put it in a tree.

RPT?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Even better!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Ritzy Poultry Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Disney Tie Chicken
Now stop making fun of my discolexicon.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Ha! * click *
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I know where this is going......
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:37, archived)
# nsfw yiffy pervert
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:43, archived)
# I do not fancy Diamond
although I will confirm that she is under 16 years of age and has something of a pornstar name.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)
# old, brilliant interneting netted this
brunching.com/pornorpony.html entirely sfw Is the name that of a porn star or that of a My little pony?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I have lost
Papist or Rapist.

This is a great shame.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Haha..
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Who the bloody hell voted for chickens?

need a sleep now :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Choke it. Choke it real good....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Here is a baby, riding a massive cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, and a massive cock and a nice pair of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# playing with my cock
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Oh hai Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Not me! :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# beakspin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:05, archived)
# Thanks for the FP guys n gals :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:12, archived)
# B3ta QOTW vote





edit: I'm a twat. I thought it hadn't been done. Sorry. Ignore this.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:54, archived)
# another one?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# I said, you buy one, you get one free!
you buy one you get one free!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# I would nail gun that cunts head to a wall for free
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# I SAID, YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!Yep me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sure the first run of that ad was sent to ofcom
because so many people complained about him..bloody annoyance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Made especially for you...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Ha - inspired :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Eh?
www.b3ta.com/board/11021284
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# This happened just over an hour ago.
What is WRONG with you people?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:01, archived)
# QOTW vote vote
Which QOTW poll should I vote on?


(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# the only one I've voted on.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Well someone has royally fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# 4 completely different themes, too....
too....Quite bizarre.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# I expect there will be another one along in a minute.
You wait a week and they all turn up.
So which one is the right one? Not that it matters to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Its ok, we know you've been under a lot of stress recently
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# No. Make them walk the the plank!
This is totally unacceptable!
I want my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Your mother fries cocks in hell...

This started to look familiar so I searched...
Damn it!
www.b3ta.com/board/9988480
I even commented on it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] arf !
*awaits exorcist bandwagon*
and here is the only chicken related gif i can find.

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:54, archived)
# So funky.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# But which film came first?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# the first one.
the first one came first, then the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Sorry.
It was too good a pun to resist

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# puntastic!
cracking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# john hennon?
nice barcode effect too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)
# never even noticed that..blagged from the net

just realised the original would've been easier to get rid of john now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# But why?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:54, archived)
# ...but I thought Paul was the Eggman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:56, archived)
# The road is freshly repaved in front of my apartment last night
and this morning five lanes of white stripes. Like a stark zebra. I mentioned to the clerk in the shop at the corner, "This is like Abby Road." Absolutely no reaction. "Do you know what I'm talking about?" Good to check. It is possible. The guy might not even speak English for all I know, he could have been faking it this whole time. He replied, "Eh."
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:46, archived)

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