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[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# CLAWS :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# WORM!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)
# i got yer bigger worm right here, bub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)
# BEAKS
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Coop?
(annexia, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Or fry pan maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)
# BASKET
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] then my cock exploded everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# this has really biqued my interest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# which is moorhen I can say
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)
# both puns were a bit cornish

*I hope that means something over there. Here in the US, nearly the only reference we have to Cornwall are the cornish game hens.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# I'll forgive you

*because I'm an ignorant Australian
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
I was eggspecting another feather one
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# top punnage
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:42, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# oeuf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# This is fucking awesome.
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Bloody clever stuff that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Oof!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# this is art
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)
# fucking hummus
brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# That's fucking great, it is...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
#
That took me far too long to work out. LOL. Awesome.
(LokiMD, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 10:58, archived)
#
I would duplicate the layer
(Barticus, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] poultrygeist...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# punning most fowl
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hen roast
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] i wouldn't dare post over yours with a pea, so...
EDIT: did you mirror yours?
/EDIT

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# i was watching the film in a mirror
i heard it's less scary that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Don't know if you knew
but....
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Q&D but you get the general idea :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Ha ha. Secret recipe my arse.
I have a copy of it somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Flour and salt?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# QOTW votation. Chicken-free since 1997
Four things to vote on:
1) Siblings - Stories please about siblings that have ruined your life. ( unclepills )

2) The one that got away. - Tell us about a time that you DIDN'T have sex. ( BraynDedd )

3) Bad dates - Tell us about your least successful date. Did you accidentally show her a goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? And your best Indiana Jones jokes, please. ( Scaryduck )

4) Trains - Not just a way of getting from a to b, but the best way to meet Jimmy Savile







(Edit: poll closes some time this afternoon.)
(Another Edit: I'm calling this as Bad Dates since that covers (2) too)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:45, archived)
# This once perhaps not all of the above rolled into one...
Trains I like
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Chikin! Oh wait....
Hello little fella! I like your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops.. that was meant to be a challenge post
From the mind of Hen-tin Tarantino
(philbo baggins, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Click for bigger
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Gonna have to get a new "Black Pixels" cartridge for me laptop now....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Thank you!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# The ISS called. They can see your image with the naked eye and are enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:39, archived)
# oops.. sorry
Thanks for the resize :)
(philbo baggins, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# oops! commonly found in mcnuggets..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Ha! * click *
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha. lovely.
*returns click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:26, archived)
# compoooo it!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha! That's great!
On a similar theme...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# HA HA! It was the egg all along!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# *chortles to self* :D
clickity
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# haha!
leghorn
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Ha! Needs more Roy Walker
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48, archived)
# that's some crazy backhanded technique
egg is working on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:47, archived)
# ya gonna need to invert that selection...
your nit has been picked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# just for you
Mr OCD picky knickers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# ahhhhhh.... thanks!
CDO please, in alphabetic order.
and can you close that cupboard. properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Stop the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# ^this^
it's just getting started
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Haha! I recognise that chicken... It's Scotch isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# You know there is a geneticist working for a supermarket working on making this happen...
...right now.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# so thats...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# The bindun is strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# I think all of the Photoshop commands have been covered at one point or another :)
I'm still laughing at the 'Load Selection' bandwagon of 2004
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Here's one of them
www.b3ta.com/board/8446954
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# bonus points for keeping the same pose too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:21, archived)
# I did one ages ago, not very well done back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# :)))))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Least it's not the 'crop' option joke....
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:53, archived)
# or deselect layers ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# *groans*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# haha, look up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] erm, this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:44, archived)
# After he got down....
...the cops gave him a right roasting.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# oh christ, a week of eggscrutiating puns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# it'll be ova
before you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
# :D
But surely it'd be: Eggsilarating...

You're nit has been pecked.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# well then, there you go.
thanks?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Yay!
Now I can relax.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocky was a fan of the Drifters
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Well funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:39, archived)
# C(h)omp it!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What's the matter McFly...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CHICKENS!


The humble chicken is one of the most popular meals across the globe, but it's never been celebrated with its own b3ta image challenge. This week, we're putting that right. Chickens. Go mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:01, archived)
# Moan moan moan moaning
/goes off to find the usual film gifs to put chicken heads on
That's one big eye your cock has *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh I have one of those
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:12, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:35, archived)
# looks like he was wearing a Sean Connery helmet
but took it off for the poster
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Not well know so not so funny. Also, sould have added a gurning Miley Cyrus.
On a serious note..battery farming...bloody disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Roast Chicken for the Compo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:14, archived)
# that is wonderfully sad =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
# A classic.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *searches the vaults and arrives at April 2008*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:15, archived)
# *high five*
Arriving at a similar conclusion from opposing points of origin :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:20, archived)
# haha
Compo!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
great...click.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] A hotdog vender giving a person money
(5chmuk3r, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 4:25, archived)
# while you squeeze out some hotdogs into his boiler
and top up his bottles with your sauce
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 4:28, archived)
# What does the 'O' on his apron stand for?
It's clearly not 'Optimisation'...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:23, archived)
# "Onions"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:33, archived)
# 'otdogs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:43, archived)
# EDIT:oops wrong thread
this is a rather large image my friend, perhaps you might like to look at the FAQ

welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:33, archived)
# Dear B3ta friends...
...should this be 'Links', 'Talk' or whatever? I'm never sure.
To be honest, I'm past caring. My beautiful, wonderful 'pops' passed away on Sunday and I'm devastated beyond words. I know that B3ta is not the forum for such news, but, I love it here.
There are some lovely, funny friends on here that I adore. If I don't post for a while, then you know why now.
I loved my dad with every nerve and fibre in my body.
One day, I'll find the strength to try and be funny again.
God bless you all, you're superstars xxxx

Luv

Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:30, archived)
# So sorry for your loss Ninj
Obviously I'm a n00b here - but you've made me feel so welcome, so I feel I should extend my sympathies.
I think this is the right place for your post - you are heart and soul of the board, and I look forward to you making a comeback - just do it when your ready. Take care matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:49, archived)
# ^same here.
The first FP I saw was yours, it was amazingly good and made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:45, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
# :)
Thank you matey, so very much appreciated :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Aw fuck! Sorry to hear this, Ninj!
I will really miss you, and the constant inspiration you provide.
Take care, my friend! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:59, archived)
# Bless you Atomic
Thank you so much x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
# I'm sorry....
Ninj...we'll keep you in our thoughts. You have knuckleheads here for you when ya need us.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:00, archived)
# ^ This sums it up for me
be well Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Thanks Ferret
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Thanks Hairy
:) x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# I think it'd go down well on talk.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:12, archived)
# Big Hugs Ninj. I lost my Mum recently and as people know a couple of years back lost my loving partner James.
always here, and Facebook, for you if you need a shoulder to cry on.

Be strong it hurts, I know it hurts, but remember the good times with a smile in your heart. xxx
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:14, archived)
# Bless you Maiden
I know you've had more than your fair share of loss recently, so I know you know what I'm going through.
Bless you xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:51, archived)
# :(
Terrible news. I can't imagine what you're going through. Shit.
I wish I could give you a big cuddle and
tell you everything's going to be alright.
So sad.






(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:22, archived)
# It's been said here already, take your time with all the important stuff.
But, we're going to miss you, so get your arse back here as quick as you can.

Remember, you've always put the D into :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:43, archived)
# And the gay into the Gay Shift...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:28, archived)
# Bless you Moley
Much appreciated mate :) xx
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Sorry to hear you're hurting. {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Thank you
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I have no reference point for that at all, but I imagine it's a bit disconcerting.
Have a nice rest.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# It's impossible to know what to say. Loss seems so empty and final.
Yesterday I talked with my dad, and he sounded old for the first time. He's almost 90. Last night I hardly slept as I lay awake wondering what it will be like... My only consolation is that if one hurts then they must have loved. That is something that lives on.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:19, archived)
# Bless you x
Cherish every precious moment x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Where's my pitcher?

You have my heartfelt sympathy,Ninj. Take as much time as you need, we'll muddle through somehow....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:26, archived)
# sorry to hear about that ninj - hope you're doing ok
take care and treasure your memories of him
we'll all still be here when you're back :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:40, archived)
# Thanks alpaca
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# That's terrible news, fella.
In very sorry for your loss. Look after yourself and your family.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 6:42, archived)
# Bless you Afinkawan
:) x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# There's an extended family here ready for light banter and arfs when ready
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:10, archived)
# :)
Thank you x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# oh mate, terrible news
hopefully soon you'll be able to celebrate his life more than mourn his loss
All the best matey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:52, archived)
# Thanks Micto
Bless you :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Hang in there fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Cheers Toastie
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Sad, but
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:25, archived)
# Haha I couldn't possibly agree with your ham-fisted gif sentiment
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:32, archived)
# Sorry to hear that man
My thoughts are with you and I miss you and your funny pictures. Take care.
I'll keep ya seat warm ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:07, archived)
# Thanks Froggie
Much appreciated x
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
# sorry to hear the bad news
good luck with the tough times ahead, hopefully there wont be many
look forward to seeing your posts again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:35, archived)
# Thanks Dick
Bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# : (
Sad news, hang in there fella
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:58, archived)
# Thank you
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# U OK HUN??? XXXX
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Feel crap, lost my idol
:( xx
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Sorry Ninj :(
Condolences
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Thank you
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# sorry for your loss Ninj
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Thanks Andy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# sorry to hear about your loss :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers Prodge
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Sorry Ninj.
All the best fella!
*insert abuse about FAQs here for sense of semi-normality.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Cheers Tim
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Stay strong, man.
Hope to see you back sooner rather than later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Bless you Cap'n :)
Xx
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:55, archived)
# *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks Skug :)
X
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# I do feel for you.
But know that you are lucky to have a father so good that you are not dancing on his grave.
That would be my recently deceased stepfather.

Your sorrow is because it was so good, my joy is because was bad, the world is a better place in my case.

Sometimes you cry because you were lucky, before your loss. This is preferable.

Carry on, I hope that you can take a few days off to mourn well.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# "Tie me to the umbrellas and whack my spike"
or something
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Didn't know Sontarans had tails :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:23, archived)
# the Whotawhatarans?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Fat headed alien thingys
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:48, archived)
# You, Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Far too close to the truth for comfort ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
# ...?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Squeeze her, tease her, please her good
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Thus?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Naughty naughty very naughty
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# oops - was trying to say I have an uncanny resemblance to Sontarians :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:50, archived)
# i appear to be having trouble maintaining my erection at this point
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:51, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Obligatory Mum?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Oh come on
That's not fair!! (I LOVE that gif)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Always good to see this getting an outing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Does he look like a bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Oh Froggy!
You've never had one of my massages have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Text?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# U 8NT EVR HD 1 MI MSSGS AV U?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:59, archived)
# No :(
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Well who was that?
Never called me. It seriously leaves a nasty taste in your mouth when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:15, archived)
#
that is so true ...

I think... arf
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Rissole and a peach?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Casserole on a beach?
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Piss right on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
#
that really happened me thinks haha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Nice dress.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is comprised of:

World War Y
Create shit and pointless Hollywood prequels

Should have gone to...
The Specsavers adverts depict the potential consequences of not buying their product. A great idea so why aren't other firms using the same ploy? "Should have taken an imodium" Etc. You get the idea; now shop it!

Photoshop the Wildlife Photos of The Year
Which you'll find here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24534109

One Word Challenge
Chickens!

And here's the thing:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Oh fuck...
evenin' boss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Evening
Right let's see what won't win. What did you vote for? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Bugger!!
Me vote chickens - Ha! That's all your preparations ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Fuckinchickuns!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:00, archived)
# That has made me seriously chuckle :D
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Chickichuckle!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Eraserhead's been colourised?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# This is just a regular chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Good God, man - where do you shop?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Damn - that's my only idea down in flames :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
hahaha dirty
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# This always freaks me out
while feeling oddly aroused............... down boy down
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Totally washing my hands after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Oh god the horrid fascination...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:27, archived)
# It is somewhat hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# i just felt a stirring in my loins
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:35, archived)
# sorry, that was me
my hand slipped. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# mmm fleshy (not a challenge entry)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# I know your a busy chap Froggy, so I thought I'd help you out...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
Job done
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Now that's finger lickin' good!
You am da best n00b ever!*
Jolly good show.
:D

* Although you've posted more in a month than some do in 10 years so I say you aint no n00b no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Cheers Moley :D
does that mean I can now post withering comments about newer n00bs? ;)
I saw the stats, and thought "hmmmm... must get out more" (but it looks a bit scary out there though)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# DO NOT GO OUT!
You will try and 'gif' bus stop advertising posters or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# BANKSY!
He left b3ta. Look what happened to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# o_o
Why am I stage whispering?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
YOUR AFRAID OF BANKSY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# oooo - now there's an idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# No, you must be nice to n00bs.
you must be nice to n00bs.Thems the rules or they will run and we cant Use THem!!!!
NICe to n000bbss you musss be
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# ok - just a bit of grooming then?


tbh, withering was a bad word for me to use, more along the lines of FAQing them or pointing them to /links. Even I wouldn't resort to pointing them at /talk ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:12, archived)
# You got it baby.
Welcome aboard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
# second one could be a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Yeah I like that one. Wish I never voted chickens now
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# and you've posted your chicken gif already
silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] but everyone loves chickens
best of all the ani... wait.. 2nd best of all the animals... they're my ...main ingredient in a curry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Eye stitches? Ouchy.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Sorry for late reply
I had an "eye bubble" they removed it to see what it was
(im sure there are pictures somewhere if you really wanna see em?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCljg2XL8Q
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# haha
I love chickens as well but unfortunately I eat them also
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# You 'LOVE' chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Well I suppose the corpses have to go somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Janet Street-Squawker.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:09, archived)
# my suggestion :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Hey Twisty!
Nice to see you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Hey Moley
Sorry been a bit down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# gazzed you baby
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# el giganto chickeno!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Massive cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry, I meant to say "Alright, hen?"
I meant to say "Alright hen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:17, archived)
# El Guapo Lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# I had an idea for the current compo...
reserve things... put "chris cross" clothes on the right way :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# By coincidence, I have some cooked chicken in the fridge
I should eat it soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Show us yer bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# After all these years, I thought you'd never ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)
# *gently cracks a hard boiled egg on desk, rolls, peels, salts, swallows whole*
rolls peels salts swallows whole*I'm still waiting.


It's showtime.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Fucking hell Tribs I can't eat anymore eggs.
Show us!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# mmmmm eggs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Haha! Funnily enough he does look a bit like me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# why not sexy b3taware
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Bloody hell very nicely done that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Definitely ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Back in a minute
.......OK 30 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Twice?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# I suggested a "b3ta fashion show" as a comp
maybe b3ta lingerie would have been a better idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# especially for b3tans
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Oh my!
Flanbase is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
Would
(I helped save b3ta! Snar, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Hello Snar
the best thing about my picture is it has provoked a post from Snar (a member for 8 years, 6 months and 15 days has posted 33 messages on the main board) whooop whooop keep posting
my work here is done !
(Zoidaroid, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:52, archived)
# yeah, bitch!...
CHICKENS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# It's comprises
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)

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