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[challenge entry] Icecreamyouscreameverybodyscream
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:55, archived)
# translation : where's my flake ?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# i'm surprised at a russian having a half-pink ice cream
being that pink is often associated with gayers and russians are apparently against such backdoor shenanigans
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:23, archived)
# in Soviet Union, ice cream scream for you
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Must be "prison" in those body suits....
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# they're fine as long as your pubes don't get caught in the gusset popper studs
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:47, archived)
# mine would get caught in the shoe laces
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Nicely
:)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# sexytiem
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:22, archived)
# over there. by the wall.
(, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:11, archived)
# i REALLY like this
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Spose I had to do a Floydy one eventually :)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Roger Waters is looking old
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Brill - have a click
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:42, archived)
# EAT YOUR MEAT!!!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:55, archived)
# i fully approve of this behaviour
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Tractor! Baby!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# YES
This is a classic "Get drunk and polka dance in the kitchen" song for many of my friends.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha love Barry's racing driver grip
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Merry Candlemas Moley :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Thanks young fella-me-lad!
:D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:26, archived)
# YAY!
Happy candles
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]


Edit HAPPY B3TA DAY TO FRESHWATER MOLE !
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:34, archived)
# silly :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Ahh, they're in the "Smash Monkey" range...
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:06, archived)
# cheeky bugger!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# way too small
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# hey!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Haha!
It'll never fit.
:D

Cheers Twisty!!!!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# happy candles, moley!
*enflubs*
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Thanks sweety!
8 years old...

If I lived in Kentucky I could legally get married. If I was in the Congo I could join the army. I live in Norfolk so as an 8 year old I can now operate large farm machinery like a combine harvester. And do it whilst drunk! LEGALLY!

Norfolk rules!

:D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# and it's so flat!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# As an active member of the Mid-Norfolk Mountain Rescue team, I will have to disagree with you.
I will have to disagree with you.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# how many mountains have you rescued?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Norfolk'in idea!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# bwahahaha!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# It burns!
:D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# pixelated for your pleasure
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Mole Candleziiiiiiii
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# ¡YAY!
:D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Happy candles indeed
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:39, archived)
# nice to have you here, fire or no fire =)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I think the eyebrows should go "up, up, pause... up, up, pause..."

Other than than, a superb effort
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# true - could have had her shaking as well but I am one lazy sod
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] see what happens!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Hah!
But them commies...don't they know that there smokestack needs magenta, three pubes and white smoke?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:24, archived)
# ##waits##
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Feel your patriotism stirring, comrade?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:11, archived)
# would would would would would would would would would would might would would would would!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:28, archived)
# bzshdyae tne z DdiGeyaS! SfmrLdseisch! LdZIieSS! tsrS kIyat rnftfS!

I don't get it.

Is it in Klingon?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
# If you see them coming, run!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Cheers big ears
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Chas has just drunk them all
Refilled them with cold tea
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:08, archived)
# What the hell was the medallion worn at the christening?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:37, archived)
# That's just a picture of the space pope innit.
Crocodylus Pontifex
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# aaaah - that explains everything :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:02, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
nwot
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Ура!
внешнего пространства кошка
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:48, archived)
# ooooo - Google translate made sense for once!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# cause that's what I used :D
related: I like to do a english to japanese to russian to german and back to english for a good laugh
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Good idea - that should keep me busy for the afternoon ;)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
# You are Moggy
AICMFP
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Do you speak Ingrish?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:58, archived)
# kitten looks to the stars
nicely done!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)
# What a fucked up world!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
# heheh
(, Sun 27 Oct 2013, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Sex education at the cosmodrome

no inspiration this week :( although some may say I never do
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This just made me want a dirty sausage roll :(
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Now I've got the urge to nip to the Ruble Bakery shop....
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick'n'dirty
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, me too
Is that Saturn or Uranus? Ba-doom-tish!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# exit stage left please ;)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# :(
'B3ta's got talent' audition fail
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10, archived)
# he's using space gloves
hygiene first!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:23, archived)
# He'll be the tallest King EVER!!!


Click for bigger (225 kb)

Pity about his hairy feet...
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:32, archived)
# haha, Nice
And great lurkage!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
# "gottle of geer"
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Ace! :D

An alternative?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ^ this
was just going to post, needs more lizard
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:29, archived)
# haha!
that's why the shawl has to be so long ;)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# nice
fucking parasites though
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
You made me do a sillygiggle.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Arise B3ta!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Christ no, can you imagine it?
A leader who can't stop fidgeting and never blinks
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
I'd say he'll be PM within a year.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:13, archived)
# I hate to say this but
This is the second time in as many weeks i have found myself agreeing with Russell Brand. He makes a lot of sense in the interview and many of his views echo my own. More power to him i say.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# I totally agree
He's a bright guy and I agree with a lot of his views. After reading this article, it confirmed this for me: www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/sep/13/russell-brand-gq-awards-hugo-boss
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:19, archived)
# but wears Boss suit jackets
to award shows and premieres?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I used to eat Mac Donalds
We all learn from our mistakes
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Maybe so, but I can't see past his image as an unfunny, annoying, promiscuous dick
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# clickin this
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:28, archived)
# If he gets it I fully expect him to renounce it instantly, on the basis that no-one should have voted in the first place
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:20, archived)
# he should run a brewster's millions style none of the above campaign
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Aarrgh, can anyone stop Russell Brand?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
# He's the new Charles Manson
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Gypppooooo
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] keep it!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Nice one :D
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:29, archived)
# ta
not had many ideas this week... i'm sure the nation is devastated.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:14, archived)
# *awaits obligatory CDC in fist*
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# *taps foot and looks at watch*
*tuts*
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Go on then!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:56, archived)
# yay woo
etc etc
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Kanye played guitaaaaaaaaar ...
Long overdue in my brain, this.


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(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:02, archived)
# Royal Photos!

(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 6:53, archived)
# Ha! *click*
Question: I'd like to link this. What is the protocol for that? Should I take it and re-host it with credit, and say, point to your profile? Should I just steal it and shut up? Link to here?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:10, archived)
# That depends. Do you work for a tabloid, lads mag or politician?
If a tabloid, steal.

If a lads mag, ask if you can reprint it for free.

Politician? Hotlink it then get embarrassed when the source gets changed.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# kate charles kate
= chris maloney I had to google 'x factor nan' which is the sum total of his contribution to mankind
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
# ha!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 2:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 3:48, archived)
# MORE LIKE GRAYSHIFT AMIRITE?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 4:01, archived)
# OBV
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 4:09, archived)
# I hope you guys enjoyed your honeymoon.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 4:58, archived)
# It's complicated.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 5:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:01, archived)
# DUX R EVL
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:40, archived)
# DON'T WORRY TUBBS, THEY WON'T GET FAR
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:19, archived)
# hello, angela. no, the nsa isn't recording this, you silly sausage.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Government is Great!
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Also, I should have fixed her eyes so she was looking at the shiny
I didn't notice until much later.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 2:10, archived)
# O.O
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# is that their offspring?
longbabby, long as fuck

spotify:track:6Lphpr9Z6H282Sguw0dUWa (Le Freak - Single Edit by Chic)
spotify:track:79KIMUAkOLIREcEy859KSh (September by Earth, Wind & Fire)
spotify:track:09LWlfe8ZR2EZzyXj6hSCt (Let's Groove - Single Version by Earth, Wind & Fire)
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Well, a long ruler is a useful thing.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:31, archived)
# that babby is off the scale
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:32, archived)
# "'Ello. I'm Felicity Kendal. You may remember me from the hit 70s sitcom 'The Good Life' - this portrait has me riled I tells ya. RILED!!!"
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Felicity Kendal pulls down trowsers
on more thought pulls them back up. Gone off her now. Thanks
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:48, archived)
# hehe
though it may have been funnier without charles, knot shore
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/prodigy_911_royal_baby_fuck_thejavierls.jpg
spotify:track:79KIMUAkOLIREcEy859KSh (September by Earth, Wind & Fire)
spotify:track:09LWlfe8ZR2EZzyXj6hSCt (Let's Groove - Single Version by Earth, Wind & Fire)

spotify:track:27igFVa4ccGtNgwAPzRIix (Ai No Corrida by Quincy Jones)
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ready for the throne already
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Terrifying.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)
# this is very funny, i dont know why
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Stilts baby!
{:-)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Haha!
*Long* live our noble King!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:16, archived)
#

spotify:track:4x8pDQ6Qp8B7oNbQcedMhn (Mindfields (headrock Dub) by The Prodigy)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Nice to see the Queen mother getting in on the photos
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:58, archived)

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