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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)
# pfffh :)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Fucking hell.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:13, archived)
# they do look kinda comfy
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Ooooof :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Grate!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:29, archived)
# Argh!
Terrifying. I hate scones, dry crumbly jam-devouring evil.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
# never been a fan
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:45, archived)
# OM NOM NOM!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:40, archived)
# nice scone cream teefs :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha nice!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Followed by "Pomegranate of the Apes"?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oo, go on then
go on then
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston films - you either love 'em or hate 'em
To be fair though, they're all the same...
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)
# I'd pay to see this one though.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:22, archived)
# still would
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Office Space is a bit different.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Indeed
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Yay!!!
:D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:24, archived)
# would
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:07, archived)
# :D
you've got red on you
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Sweet and sour sauce
She's a very messy eater.

Some people shouldn't be trusted with sauces.

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:14, archived)
# And some just need a little help
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That OK Sauce gets everywhere!

Ok sauce is a terrible name for a sauce. I mean, it's never going to be great with a name like that is it? "How's your OK Sauce?" "Oh, erm, it's fine, I suppose..." Etc.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)
# could really go a mixed veg chow mein
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
# HA!

Just press the "mix colours" button they said...
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:28, archived)
# It's scary how long it takes to wade throught the remake to find an image from the original version...
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] another for the threadrush
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# They look like they're about to start singing "Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth stood still..."
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:09, archived)
# nicely forced :D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
# STUNNING NEORD COPPOLA
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sausages?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Would the zombies all ride Farley Davidsons?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
# That'll do pig?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:27, archived)
# KED ANS mato sauce?
I don't get it.

edit: "A sad day when B3TA is populated by folk who don't get the old 'alt-text' or file name gags."

A sad day when arrogant pricks have left their sense of humour at home. Twat.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:28, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# How shall I fuck off, O Lord?
..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish to know if TV shows later made into films count
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha if not they bloody well should!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:32, archived)
# If not, it's cool, I've got some based on the later films
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
# The Broth of Khan?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
# I didn't say they were any good though
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:42, archived)
# The Search for Spork?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)
# seems silly not to
besides every episode of star trek is a mini movie ;)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Don't see why not
Nicely etc.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:35, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:35, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:37, archived)
# oh we got it ok, just so, so disappointed in you ;)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
# I know *you* would've got it.
I need to put a smiley on my last comment :-)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:43, archived)
# Arrogant prick
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:45, archived)
# ..
..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Fetch forth the SPANGING HAMMER!
nicely!

Shame you don't see more of this, mind you, when I were a lad, fields, jumpers for goalposts etc.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:00, archived)
# and 280 pixels recommended width for a pic :-)
..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Cor, 50k image limits, now you're talking ;D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I still check mine, though I do go over it quite a lot these days.
I used to put quite a bit of effort into keeping images under 50k, it was a challenge.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:23, archived)
# some of us don't have this newfangled broadband
some still rely on V.92 dial up :)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:23, archived)
# I had beans on toast for tea the other night with a bit of HP sauce
and it was bloody lovely.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun

Edit: God I'm bad at these...the quality is fecking awful, sorry
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Cinnamon does not concern me
I want that paprika!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] arf...slips one in here
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Oh that's good rhymage
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!!
(, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's quite big...
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Help us choose a new question of the week
Time to choose this week's question - the best and funniest answers go in the newsletter

False economies: Boris just closed 10 fire stations and appears to be replacing them with a water cannon. What have you tried to save on with disastrous results?

Injustice: I was overlooked for promotion in the Scouts because I 'failed to show leadership' on a two-day hiking expedition. My brother was promoted ahead of me & had shown his leadership skills by going to a school disco that weekend. YES IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO AND ARRRRRGH.

"Well, that escalated quickly": Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?



(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:06, archived)
# There's a newsletter?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)
# It's an optional advertisement for usvsthem and rathergood
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Sounds shit
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# if injustice can include "how i got my revenge for this injustice"
then i vote for that
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
# I'm sorry, but the guidelines for qotw clearly state that if you deviate from the subject at hand you must spend the next month in a tub full of tomatoes and live eels
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleurgh
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Haha
this compo is great :-D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone still eat brawn ?
Lance-Corporal Jones, the butcher in Dad's Army, made it from sweepings up.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:58, archived)
# haha, fucking Torys, eh
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:27, archived)
# clever
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] As you fish...
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Damnit
Your clever alteration of words has given me a craving for tuna and sweetcorn deep-pan pizza.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:52, archived)
# me? clever!?
how dare you.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# haha nice
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Nice one.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)
# *coughs tea everywhere*
OMG!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Very good...
...I have clicked.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Smashing.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:58, archived)
# haha
nicely
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
Love this! You should break of a strip of crust in the middle, for perfection!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] chianti anyone?
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Eat yer pizza you goddam cracker-ass.
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some Bangers with your M*A*S*H*

(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] PUT SOME EFFORT IN!
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)

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