Argh!
Terrifying. I hate scones, dry crumbly jam-devouring evil.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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Jennifer Aniston films - you either love 'em or hate 'em
To be fair though, they're all the same...
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:17,
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Sweet and sour sauce
She's a very messy eater.
Some people shouldn't be trusted with sauces.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:14,
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Some people shouldn't be trusted with sauces.
Ha ha ha ha!
That OK Sauce gets everywhere!
Ok sauce is a terrible name for a sauce. I mean, it's never going to be great with a name like that is it? "How's your OK Sauce?" "Oh, erm, it's fine, I suppose..." Etc.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:17,
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Ok sauce is a terrible name for a sauce. I mean, it's never going to be great with a name like that is it? "How's your OK Sauce?" "Oh, erm, it's fine, I suppose..." Etc.
It's scary how long it takes to wade throught the remake to find an image from the original version...
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:43,
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They look like they're about to start singing "Michael Rennie was ill the day the Earth stood still..."
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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KED ANS mato sauce?
I don't get it.
edit: "A sad day when B3TA is populated by folk who don't get the old 'alt-text' or file name gags."
A sad day when arrogant pricks have left their sense of humour at home. Twat.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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edit: "A sad day when B3TA is populated by folk who don't get the old 'alt-text' or file name gags."
A sad day when arrogant pricks have left their sense of humour at home. Twat.
seems silly not to
besides every episode of star trek is a mini movie ;)
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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I know *you* would've got it.
I need to put a smiley on my last comment :-)
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:43,
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Fetch forth the SPANGING HAMMER!
nicely!
Shame you don't see more of this, mind you, when I were a lad, fields, jumpers for goalposts etc.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:00,
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Shame you don't see more of this, mind you, when I were a lad, fields, jumpers for goalposts etc.
I still check mine, though I do go over it quite a lot these days.
I used to put quite a bit of effort into keeping images under 50k, it was a challenge.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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some of us don't have this newfangled broadband
some still rely on V.92 dial up :)
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:23,
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I had beans on toast for tea the other night with a bit of HP sauce
and it was bloody lovely.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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Prolly bindun
Edit: God I'm bad at these...the quality is fecking awful, sorry
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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Edit: God I'm bad at these...the quality is fecking awful, sorry
Help us choose a new question of the week
Time to choose this week's question - the best and funniest answers go in the newsletter
False economies: Boris just closed 10 fire stations and appears to be replacing them with a water cannon. What have you tried to save on with disastrous results?
Injustice: I was overlooked for promotion in the Scouts because I 'failed to show leadership' on a two-day hiking expedition. My brother was promoted ahead of me & had shown his leadership skills by going to a school disco that weekend. YES IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO AND ARRRRRGH.
"Well, that escalated quickly": Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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False economies: Boris just closed 10 fire stations and appears to be replacing them with a water cannon. What have you tried to save on with disastrous results?
Injustice: I was overlooked for promotion in the Scouts because I 'failed to show leadership' on a two-day hiking expedition. My brother was promoted ahead of me & had shown his leadership skills by going to a school disco that weekend. YES IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO AND ARRRRRGH.
"Well, that escalated quickly": Tales of when it all kicked off. A combination of Xmas, old family woes and a metric fuckton of alcohol lit the fuse for my family recently. What caused shit to 'go down' for you and what was the damage?
if injustice can include "how i got my revenge for this injustice"
then i vote for that
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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I'm sorry, but the guidelines for qotw clearly state that if you deviate from the subject at hand you must spend the next month in a tub full of tomatoes and live eels
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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Anyone still eat brawn ?
Lance-Corporal Jones, the butcher in Dad's Army, made it from sweepings up.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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Damnit
Your clever alteration of words has given me a craving for tuna and sweetcorn deep-pan pizza.
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Thu 9 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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HAHAHA
Love this! You should break of a strip of crust in the middle, for perfection!
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