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# Hallo peeps!


Long time no Humus. Hope you are all wearing smashing blouses.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:03, archived)
# someone took my blouse...
all i'm left with is these slacks *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
# hello old bean
yes, it's frilly with small flowers

or they might be fannies, I can't be sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
# you stole my blouse!
they aren't fannies, they're butterflys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
# Ey-oop Toast
So what's been happening around these parts in the last...um... 2-3 years? Feck me it's been a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:06, archived)
# the usual
shops, puns, outrage, quiet spots, gayshifts, complaining, laughing and general merriment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# aww I missed all the outrage.
I'll have to stir up some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Don't forget Magic Stand!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:23, archived)
# have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:25, archived)
# shit! ...there it goes again
stay focused
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# *blurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Wow so cool
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# have you got your delivery yet?
I'm still waiting for mine, I'm getting worried. All my electrical goods are laying helpless on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# howdy stranger
sorry, wearing nothing but a smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
# you've actually caught me on a blouse-wearing day
it has frilly pockets, which are so not me.
also, hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Yay! You're back!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# hopefully
I do miss this place, but never seem to have the time to visit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# You haven't got one of those job thingies, have you?
have you?Get rid of it now
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# good plan.
I like that plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry davey man..stop startin'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# :D
I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you look at my Marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
# I'll start stoppin' if you'd stop startin' davey man!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
# Mr Sting, when you threw the bottle
did you let off a little tommy squeaker?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Haha! Nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Caaaaaaapriiiiice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Cushty!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# how on earth
that's rather well done
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Cheers
Made it yonks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:07, archived)
# This is fucking Fantastic!
Please post a 4000x4000 version I want it on cups, T shirts, desktop wallpaper and anything else I can put it on.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
# Stupid boy.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Emmerdale; was it a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
my favouritest so far
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# :D lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
# *cleek*
aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Inspired!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Recently recovered from Taiwan
(yartek branched the timeline on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# haha
caught urinating in public
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Thought you'd forgotten Compo
Turns out Hartnell looks just like him here!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)
# I think I've have had Troughton as Compo
... and Hartnell as Foggy and Pertwee as Clegg. But to each their own. It's genius in any combination.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "RIGHT, that's it!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# hehe
classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
#
ace
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)
# haha! brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Clever :)
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Yes!
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] In Space, No One Can Hear You Not Believe It
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Thats ace :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:19, archived)
# and ...
... rule 34?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Nicely done
Is that Gravity movie worth watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
# yes
if you can still get to see it in mega massive 3d its amazing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Cheers
I'll have to try that then
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
# The only good Kermode review... (stay until the end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJu7Ov8IN1c
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
# And then Chewy pulled a face...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
That's a worried blood splatter
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, Dirty and shit
Dirty and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:19, archived)
# arf indeed :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Cor
Before she became American
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# yes
and Zeta Jones aint bad either...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Perfix
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Ah yes...
...I knew it was all a bit too 'perfik'
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:14, archived)
# haha
Godzuki? I hated that cartoon character
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:54, archived)
# cartoon?
character??
was everything a lie?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
# hahahah
that's ace, this compo is great
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Betty, Yoda's done a whoopsie in my backpack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
#
lol
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
# haha great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Fathers have 'em too.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# NIce work Moley
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] dammit - too slow!
(MrMorv, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Haha! Now do The Brittas Empire Strikes Back...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# you arse :)
That was on my 'to do' list :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# sorry...
I only did it because I like croissants. And balconies. :)
(MrMorv, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Now then lovely boys...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] WOW! I suck at this!! :-)

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Subtle.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
# I thangyew!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Frame 2 FTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Thats' great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# oh well done
prison planet and everything :-)

love the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Anarkin for the UK
*like*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Goodness this makes me laugh a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:50, archived)
# Excellent start sir!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
# thank ye
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:18, archived)
# *clickety-click*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It was the first one I thought of too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
# haha Spice Management
was that written by NASA?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Awesome!
The compo is over already!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:18, archived)
# Awesome!
The compo is over already!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:18, archived)
#
thank you - twice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:44, archived)
# This is nutty
I love it. Many clicks for you sir.
(Coresink is almost an anagram of foreskin, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 19:50, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SCI-FI SIT COMS


This week's challenge is to infect sitcoms with the accoutrements of science fiction. Think Cheers, but with aliens. Or Only Fools and Space Horses (challenge suggested by HappyToast).
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:24, archived)
[challenge entry] An old one...

So is this compo soap operas now and not sitcoms (which won the vote)?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:29, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# haha spang
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well get this out of my head too then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:47, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# if there's ever a sci-fi/soaps challenge
this has re-post all over it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Suspicious voting imho
again
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)

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