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# Flood victim? Visited by the Prime Minister? Get the tour T-shirt.

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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:31, archived)
# christ people moan when there's a hosepipe ban and now moan they have "too much water"
when it's hot and dry in july (hey that rhymes, go me!) they'll be missing the days of being knee deep in sludge
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# They should try saving up some of the water
Maybe in giant artificial lakes or big buckets or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
# and here's that lovely Iain Duncan Smith
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beaubodor blogless, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Saying no to the cigars again, I see
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Surely there's a Teh Quo version with this IDS and Cameron?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Brilliant - Nuff said !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54, archived)
# :)
but that's more of a mullet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:03, archived)
# well obviously he's not put it up yet...
obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Alive Dad
ghostdad
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Why is he wearing OJ's gloves…?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:04, archived)
# He's the real killer...
The original source pic has gloves and I could be bothered to image search hands...
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Ghost_Dad_Poster.jpg
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)
# I made a Kill Bill poster of him once, but my work network won't let me access my old website
probably because of the bitches in the domain name
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44, archived)
# actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# this is the shit right here


(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
# FTFY
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
# FREE TO GOOD HOME: Baby Scruntle: semi house trained, eats anything, loves children, great burglar deterrent, large, fast and extremely loud.
eats anything loves children great burglar deterrent large fast and extremely loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Dinner time!
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:02, archived)
# JESUS!
other than the fish, that looks like some grim source imagery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Well, I'm not sticking my sex cock in THAT

Very nicely and creepily shopped though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
# how many cocks have you got these days?
I'm currently wearing a sex, wee and greeting cock, I did have a torch cock but I kept getting it mixed up and blinding the missus.

Perhaps when you've got a spare 4 minutes inventing time you could fashion some kind of swiss army cock?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# *likes*

This is the kind of b3ta I like and endorse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# this is the ogle chrome I heard so much about
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# The Dutch Army Knife
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# Or legerlul
as they're known here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# happiness ensues
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)
# ^would sell
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Cockscrew! :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I have just the four standard cocks. Scaling down from the 7 I was using earlier.

I now have my wee cock, greeting cock and my painting cock.
And you've met my sex cock, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Did you know they are trying to ban greeting cocks?
something about it scaring children.

madness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# It's PC gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
# I see it already had a kid for lunch
I'll click that while I like this, I'll also remove myself to a safe distance
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
# heeeeyyyy.... that's no mudskipper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :0

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
# ummm, the Bill Cosby thread is ^^up there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# A face only it's mum could love
That is a tad disturbing so I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck have you done?
when you die please donate your body to medical science
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56, archived)
# ì can't imagine the google image search horrors you had to wade through for this
also, the feet appear to be chicken feet with painted toenails
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Awww lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
# it's HAMMERTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
# it's how I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# oh man i really wanting beans on cunting toast now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# with cheese?
or no cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)
# mmm cheesy beano
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)
# prefer cheese but i'd settle for no cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
# well i'm grating me some, so it's no problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:55, archived)
# foam is forming at the corners of my mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Haha! That's how I'll remember from now on...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:02, archived)
# it's really the only way I can cook anything
the recipe must fit into a football chant.
I don't cook much.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# To Simmer:
You're not-boiling,
You're not-boiling,
YOU'RE NOT BOILING ANYMORE.
You're not boiling anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:13, archived)
# excellent.
that's eggs, potatoes, veg, pasta and any hot drinks sorted!

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 4:39, archived)
# Put your left foot in
Take your left foot out
In out, in out
Shake what you can about...
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Spectre rejecter
While many of you will be familiar with the Rev. K. F. Lord's happy snap of the altar at Skelton-cum-Newby Church of Christ the Consoler, North Yorkshire, taken in 1963, the first photograph (below) from the same session doesn't seem to be as well known. This baffles me.


Click for bigger (346 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 2:41, archived)
# It's photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 4:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 5:23, archived)
# bones... boner...
:)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 6:19, archived)
# I've seen his holiday snaps
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:41, archived)
# he gets about, doesn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)
# now we know what it did last summer
(or was that that other film)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:24, archived)
#
hehehe
(JELLYWOBBLER, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 2:24, archived)
# Ive told you before
Get off my bloody webcam.(More flannel nighty might be more accurate)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 3:10, archived)
# Nigella
at the Olympics?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 3:55, archived)
# now that's some figure skating
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 4:57, archived)
# This place was rubbish before it became an adolescent cartoon wank site.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirt...


also

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 1:12, archived)
# Why are there no replies here?
This is a reply, and have a click which can be shared half a click each between them.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)
# <3
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# I guess the lack of replies
is due to the shiny yellow butt in the post above that is distracting everyone. Butt Blindness.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 1:02, archived)
# prequel to Splash?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 2:05, archived)
# He's got that "Troy McClure" look in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 2:14, archived)
# Surely
The Botticelli Cod or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] A routine delivery goes as planned and 2 colleagues go about their business.
(spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 0:42, archived)
# Heh heh!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 2:25, archived)
# Don't know what all the fuss is about really......
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Rivet !


.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Well, I like this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 0:49, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 4:58, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
# :) -- needs more eyespin at the end


EDIT: YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# But where's the jedi?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Fake! No Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 2:26, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
# you know, I just noticed it shit itself right at the end there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# perfectly simple way to empty the oil pan
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Bloody windy out lately....
(orbojunglist, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Lovely
and strangely compelling
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
# There goes the no claims
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Nah, it'll T-Cut out.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)
# I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:49, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Nice looping!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
# That's fantastic!
and nothing on the odometer either...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 0:42, archived)
# It is Watford Tescos
and that is how we park.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 3:12, archived)
# I can't seem to be able to stop watching this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The first rule...

is remember how old you are according to the d-o-b on the card.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Nice idea and great film !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
# ..
maybe been done?
(I_am_B, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:52, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:17, archived)
# why didn't the camera follow her ? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
# i was thinking of a 'The Fly' one
this wasn't the way :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
# "Jeff Goldblum's about to find out
that being a fry isn't as easy as it looks! Rated PG-Thirteen."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Hello Mr Chips.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] How else could they do it ?
.

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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Vexed, he pressed on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 19:05, archived)
# To the town of Corby
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:31, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)

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