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# So Turkey have banned Twitter


I blame that Bernard Matthews
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:33, archived)
# i think it's because
people have been putting twitter in their shitter

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
# "Groove is in the arr-arr-arse..."
Sorry, must be that Turkish Deee-Lite I've heard about.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:11, archived)
# oh no! how will I know what turkish people have for breakfast now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:10, archived)
# go to turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:27, archived)
# hmmmm, it all seems too easy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:40, archived)
# there may be a catch
but you'll have to go to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:49, archived)
# olives, tomatoes, hard boiled eggs, cucumber, toast, honey, very strong coffee
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:50, archived)
# "I tougt I saw a Turkey Twat, I did see a Turkey Twat!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] aw yeah, they loves their metal
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:23, archived)
# he looks more approachable
good job
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:35, archived)
# david cameron beats his wife, you heard it here first
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:39, archived)
# she borrowed his eyeliner without asking
....punishable in my book
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:44, archived)
# I didn't realise they had such good taste in music..
GOOD JOB!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# "Mouth for War" indeed
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:19, archived)
# this world is shattered
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Object identified in southern regions...
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# fake! no three pubed balls
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] [wind of] Change...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Utterly
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Winning
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Does she really look that derpy in the original?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Barrie is lookg more and more like Gustavo Fring every day
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Lights out in Kalamazoo..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure about this as KISS are not actual metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:46, archived)
# it's a fine line between rock and metal to be fair
plus all the other sub-genres of both often cross over at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:02, archived)
# your making this unnecisarily complicated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:46, archived)
# by complicated, do you mean my description of the situation
or merely the way I've chosen to describe the afore mentioned situation?
I guess, basically, I'm trying to over explain things in a very weak attempt to sound like i know what I'm talking
about whilst at the same time fully understanding that this response may distract from my previous answer
and the... erm, the thing with... and..
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
# i had a customer come in to the shoppe yesterday
He prefaced his statement with "I promise I will keep this short"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
# I'm guessing he's still there talking yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
Little known fact: Niels Bohr had an uncredited guitar solo on Crazy Crazy Nights
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Awesome
Your average Joe would describe 'Europe,' as metal, so it doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:06, archived)
# You do know that this image has been available on T-Shirts, posters etc for decades, right?

Just sayin'
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Has it?
No, I hadn't seen it. I must lead a sheltered life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Sadly yes
"Einstein kiss makeup" :(

Although yours is, by default, much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
# WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
THIS IS METAL!!
*Breathes deeply*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:12, archived)
# GUMPH!
If I had to pick one song to be metal, THIS IS METAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Very heavy, man...In other news..
THIS IS METAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24, archived)
# \m/
Is that Ian Gillan on vocals? It's not Ozzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Yup, Gillan.
Link to high quality visual evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "Laurel & Hardying ur pics" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] fandabby/dc
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
# :D
click
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:05, archived)
# *Vomits copiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:13, archived)
# You've been
Chunderstruck!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:22, archived)
# This works altogether too well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 6:23, archived)
# I prefer AC/Kranky
Kept him up all night long - apparently
(plankton, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] i know its only rock and roll......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# I wonder if Lemmy has his warts insured?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Fuck me..Feargal Sharkey's gone wrong..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16, archived)
# The Effort/Spang ratio is through the roof.
Therefore: Click
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Gracias!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:22, archived)
# 1st prize in stabbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell.
He hissed at you. What did he say?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:26, archived)
# I can smell your bunt cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ozzys more sinister brother
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Woah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Should be 'shopped
shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I'd find a use for these two one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# (1 vote)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58, archived)
# :D
works too well
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28, archived)
# J694OA7
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44, archived)
# green job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:47, archived)
#
job blob
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Subtle...
Not worth their own thread: two sketches for a comic I'm working on.


This is my 200th post! :O I can't believe it only took me eight years
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, archived)
# I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey you!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice
have an ancient pea...

(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:54, archived)
# ... knew I forgot something...
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, that reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:22, archived)
# Good grief the vocalist is a bear...
no he's not - he's a wearing a neck a tie !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
# *Auto-Click*
;) Ning Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Ning mate
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Howard Stern?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] and don't forget the joker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I forgot I did this one too...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] oh and this bit of pug rock

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:57, archived)
# \m/ \m/

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# No compo?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I like that.
Religion could do with some metalling up
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Yes
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:21, archived)
# I'd forgot about that twat. Sang this song about him once

The GWB song
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:59, archived)
# I loved this.........
still do !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 8:05, archived)
# hahaha, how sweet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 8:19, archived)
# awws
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 21 Mar 2014, 8:20, archived)
# look at gene's camel toe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Sexeh tiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:36, archived)
# achewood!
but happier
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Very good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
BUT KISS ARE NOT METAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:20, archived)
# awww bless 'em!
they look so happy together
(teasus likes tea, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Face Off
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 4:12, archived)
# I FOUND IT !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:26, archived)
# gayshift: last seen over at 40,000ft over the indian ocean
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:59, archived)
# And Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 4:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 5:31, archived)
# i remeber that movie
it was 'Dial 42974438 for Gayshift'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, archived)
# BASE ON TOUR
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 4:13, archived)
# That is now and this was then:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 5:30, archived)
# You lucky bugger
I searched over 2000 satellite images on Tomnod and didn't find anything.
Bored of it now - fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:03, archived)
# Well he's looking a bit better these days
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:05, archived)
# proof that all that butters is not gold
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:25, archived)
# Actually I realize now I missed a trick with this.
It should have read "NEVER MIND THE BUTTER HERE'S THE SEX PISTOL"
At the time I think I was just in shock about him doing the ad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:27, archived)
# butter is far better than the Sex Pistols could ever be .And it spreads easily
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:30, archived)
# Never did get around to seeing that show
I have to admit to having a lot of fondness for The Lydon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:41, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 2:45, archived)
# Thank you! For the clarification.
I'm watching videos of him now. Catching up. He's a mess. Angry.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 5:46, archived)
# iron, like a lydon, in zion
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:09, archived)
#
Shopped pics only please.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 0:24, archived)
# If I wasn't about to go to bed
I'd shop goatse hands to the sides of this.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 1:18, archived)
# or give it ear-eyes
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 1:34, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 4:51, archived)
# Haha FP now etc
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] needs mor hills and bathtubs, I know...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 23:48, archived)

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