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[challenge entry] Have A P...
...for Pelican. The Duchamps Pelican, to be precise:

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Near enough
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:01, archived)
#
Pretty much my favourite animal, bred for its' skills in magic
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It was only a matter of time...
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:53, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:53, archived)
# evilution
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 2:11, archived)
# that's marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 8:05, archived)
# this makes perfect sense
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 18:06, archived)
# unlucky...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Still...
Rooney did score a tap-in.



Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:30, archived)
# :(
althought the happy scottish dude celebrating amongst the uruguay fans made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:36, archived)
# yea I think there was a few..seen about 7 or so
lmao..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:51, archived)
# How sad is that. Flying several thousands miles just to watch England lose
and then there's the scottish muppets that went as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(herman:D, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:04, archived)
# "A"?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Hah!
You bastard :) When did you start making that?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 0:07, archived)
# chompys 2nd goal
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Jun 2014, 1:33, archived)
# Ah well.
We qualified at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 9:37, archived)
# ^Trudat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
such joy!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Byline never been more true
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what the biscuits are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap mutt


Edit; "One Pound Hound" sounds better... Ah, well...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 21:00, archived)
# you ain't nothin but a pound dog
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Buyin' all the time
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 20:13, archived)
# 8.7/10 for effort
And now I have to rewrite a page I math I spluttered coffee over.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 22 Jun 2014, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] So rarely does the Stoodbirdaallaby show its true colours.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 20:57, archived)
# that is quite funny
(patella, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Quite is exactly what I was looking for
But banished to the arse end of the image compo..
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 22 Jun 2014, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Is this the B3tamax version?
The tracking's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Yes ;)
(herman:D, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] cocks all over the place


/repost
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 20:31, archived)
# compo it!!
also where can i get one
i want to cover it in lube and send it into a convent
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 21:11, archived)
# cockhodge
/comment repost
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 1:05, archived)
# I hesitate to imagine...
.. what the female looks like!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Toupe Hound
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 19:49, archived)
# I like your dedication to the art of
photoshopping basset hounds.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 19:57, archived)
# I have a brace of hounds
They're worth £4
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnews Hound
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Need to see a very long way? Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:58, archived)
# And what's on top of that?
It's giraffes all the way up
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 19:16, archived)
# Mandelbrot's giraffe
It actually has an infinitely long neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 19:29, archived)
# Q: What does the "B" stand for in Benoit B. Mandlebrot's name?


A: Benoit B. Mandlebrot.

eyethangyew
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I invented the clevererest of all the aminals
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)
# haha....Limahl's let himself go
*clicks "this is well daft" button
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:54, archived)
# i think you'll find it's spelled "Llamahl"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:03, archived)
# is he from Llandudno?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:18, archived)
# probablly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:32, archived)
# Dwayne Dibbley?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:21, archived)
# excellent
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Phartyphuqborlz


There are larger versions, but *you* can't have them.
You should have eaten your sprouts, but instead, you left them on the side of your plate.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:04, archived)
# bought with the insurance payout from the nostromo claim
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:06, archived)
# 42 million in adjusted dollars?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:30, archived)
# that's minus payload, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Glees!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:08, archived)
# corr, very nice, nice n cubey
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:08, archived)
# seteam sale suun
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:16, archived)
# /pitches forward into screen
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhrrghhhhhh!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Ah, that's more like it!
www.b3ta.com/board/11083622
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Your response was duly noted, sir
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Outstanding That!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 4:09, archived)
# Terrible pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:36, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
*horrific "charlie says" flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:41, archived)
# catbum
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] shithappenz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Catatomic Trance.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:59, archived)
# +P THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:00, archived)
# fuckt
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:21, archived)
# i do love that textures on that pussy
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:09, archived)
#
/5
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Berdum..yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Yayz!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] a blizzard
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] babumming bird or a humboon?
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:28, archived)
# TACTICAL MASTERSTROKE!

more fucking shite
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:53, archived)
# unbelievable. something that can actually put me off seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:31, archived)
# THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:46, archived)
#






the reason for this post is clear of you look below! 😁
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Catbox ONE

(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:50, archived)
# worth a click just for rumble pack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Many thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Our catbox is usually full of stealth turds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:10, archived)
# This officially qualifies as
'Awesome'*


*legit b3ta rating
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:38, archived)
# much obliged guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Fabulousness.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Half Ass
(Alligator, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
This has a real Shrek vibe going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:44, archived)
# this is what seahorses will evolve into
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:47, archived)
# That's lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:05, archived)
# i have no life


Click for bigger (184 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Neo!
Yay \o/ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:36, archived)
# my biker glasses
the only ones dark enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha, such a double edged sword.
such a double edged sword.As in yay 70000 posts at the same time as oh my god 70000 posts what was I thinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:41, archived)
# rather prolific, considering i only have internet access for about 5 hours a day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:46, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:12, archived)
# it's the suggestively shaped purple head, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:47, archived)
# I WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Happy Japes Day!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)
# 70000 more! 70000 more! 70000 more!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:28, archived)
# at an average of 10,000 a year
that'll take a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:39, archived)
# WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!!!
70,000 posts, and a pic with your clothes ON??
tut tut, you should know better!

congrats though!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:25, archived)
# i'm saving the good stuff for the 100,000th post
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 17:31, archived)
# Woo!
'Grats.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:03, archived)
# The shadow suggests that something is about to fall on you ...
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:06, archived)
# hanging basket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] New species of bat.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:32, archived)
# edible bats, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
you has the mentals!
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 18:15, archived)
# lovely!
clickety-click
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 2:11, archived)
# Yay!
The tenburg bat, tastiest and stickiest of all bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 17:34, archived)

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