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# Learning oils... still moist.. saucy bitch!
24 inches high when erect
https://www.facebook.com/robinwaldren


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(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Well, that's my monocle thoroughly dropped
Nice work!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Next time a little bush pleaze
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Haha yeah it's great that
until the severed head starts to get cold and then it's a bit creepy and you have to throw it in the canal and go find a fresh 'partner'.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
# excellent skills
not sure about the weird tonguing subject though :D
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Lovely arts
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
# I like this
Even if it is Jolly Jack and Moggy.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:49, archived)
# alien3
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
#

just can't get the hang of this.. and now white spaces too. gah.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:34, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests...
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Awae 'n' shite!!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Instaclick!
Marvellous work
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Haha!
Wonderful stuff. That will probably be in print tomorrow morning

(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Arf!
Who would be Jamesy?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Nicola Sturgeon does look an awfy lot like Mary Nesbitt...
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Grrrrrrrr
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
#
Noncetastic :)
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Can I guess what it is yet? Parkinsons?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Has this app been made yet?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
my son plays this and this makes just as (no) sense as that game :) clicks from me
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Tell me about it!
Our 8 year old is obsessed with it. Keeps asking, "Has 24 hours gone by since I played yet?"
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha
and its all 'thats one whole day you fucking spaz' or maybe thats me being harsh with my idiot child...
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
# HAHA
Before I dropped him at school today, he asked, "How many hours do I stay at school?" ARRRGGGGGHHH!!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# !!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
# Ooohh uncanny!
Nicely Ninj :)

(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Ning :)
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Shopped pics only....
Nicely :D
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
# :D
:)
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
# crivens!
click
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
#
Mary Berry?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)
#
not that I watch bake off, you understand...
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Esther Rantzen's looking pretty bad these days
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
# definitely would
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
If Scotland vote yes - Worst case scenarios (yeswehavenopasties)
Legs - one word challenge (Sentimental)
The end of the world show - like Live Aid but without any saving (dolphinwhisperer)
New insults - (Jabberwoc)



reply with your vote and a lovely good morning greeting
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Dogs
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:23, archived)
# Did you attend the mod meeting at Battersea Dogs Home the other day?
Missed a treat.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Dogs
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# B
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:29, archived)
# Scottieland
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# A
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# B for me
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
# I'm going for legs
only because that would appear to have more 'legs' as the week went on, the rest are shit. Shouldve picked my choice....
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
# A very good morning to you cunt 'ed
B
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Ning God
A OK
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
# A please.
top of the morning to you.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
# B
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
# +1devomax
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
# I think, after careful consideration
Blegs
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)
# B
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
# yellow
Also, if Scotland gets independence, do they get the Duke of Edinburgh back?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
# LEGS
you can't have too many of 'em
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Scotch
Please
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Scottie Dogs
Dog legs
Dogs at the end of the world
You dogflinger
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# BOOBS
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)
# I can't see Boobs?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# I see boob people
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
# *covers eyes*
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Scootland!
Is it just me that thinks if Scotland devolves any further there'll be nothing but amoeba left north of the border?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
# STOP VOTING FOR SCOTLAND!!
The image challenge will be 1 page long. What could we possibly do on that?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Insults please
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Shut it.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
# you stink
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Wee bang willy puff shite.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# I guess I walked right into that ^
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
# F, You polymorphous arse clanger.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# F
New insults please, you pineapple kissing sock dangler
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Option 1 please
you bunch of sluts...
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
# *legs it*
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
# It's almost time for Scotland to lay itself bare for all to see


source: Banzaaaaaai (because I know you want to see more)
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 7:55, archived)
# O_o
Not Fantabbydosey
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
# protest vote
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:41, archived)
# A likely story
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 5:05, archived)
# "what's that Igor???....you want me to put the webcam down my shorts???"
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 6:29, archived)
# He's seen things nobody else has seen.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
# what a tit
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Commie on over to my place hey hey we're having a party
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 5:36, archived)
# a new low
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
# i keep striving
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmm
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:31, archived)
# What kind of fruit is that one on the right Pedro?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:55, archived)
# umm, go ask your father, Li'l Mo
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:58, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
FUCK YOU
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:25, archived)
# WHOA shit just got real
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:34, archived)
# num'say'n?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:37, archived)
# word
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 5:14, archived)
# Yeah, it's fucking magic.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# I dont think Mediocre likes being portrayed in this way
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
# filename*lolz*pfft
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Take your protein pills!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:39, archived)
# i got her protein pill, right here!
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:42, archived)
# also, WHOAH!!!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:48, archived)
# yeah but
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:51, archived)
# mmmmm, how slimming
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:58, archived)
# Good job!
This amuses me
a TOAP on a shop
And obviously "click"
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:54, archived)
# dun did orbit round and round and round and rounder
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:02, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:29, archived)
#
not so fucking gaggy
gary oldnaut
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 0:13, archived)
# What the hell?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:39, archived)
# je t'aime
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:40, archived)
# y dos obahman killz boyz

(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:05, archived)
# Take me to your leader
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:09, archived)
# Uh oh
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:36, archived)
#

(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:44, archived)
# oh hell yeah
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:24, archived)
# Time lapse!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 0:08, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 3:22, archived)
# Cameron denies being out of touch over Scotland ...
and yet

(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Step on his crack...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Mongoloid he was a mongoloid happier than you and me
Brilliant. Kerlick
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Cam wanks Salm!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
# If we eject the core and detonate, the blast could be enough to push us away!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
# That's what she said
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
# fantastic action on this one
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry]


(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
# haha! and topicalol
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha exactly
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
# You're holding it wrong!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:35, archived)
# PedroHin i fixed the measurement scale for you.


i hope you're happy now.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Much better haha
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
# shit legs and feet
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:18, archived)
# I never heard a lady worry about her legs ever, so i dont think its a issue.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:19, archived)
# As long as they reach the ground,
I rarely have an issue with mine.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Is that a cleavage or an Adam's Apple?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 20:22, archived)
# big bewbs
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Lovely :)
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Jubbly :)
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)
# recursive fisting
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Post of the day
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
# ha, great another post thats better than the one i made
i look forward to seeing you on the popular page.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
# don't be silly, your stuff is great
I just like taking the piss because your style is so quick to trace
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
# i like it when people make them. I've got a folder full of them now
edit: and this is them imgur.com/a/0HmGn#AzUujqJ
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:14, archived)
# ahaha, I hadn't seen a lot of those :D
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:39, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:04, archived)
# YAY! I think he looks happier now too :D :D :D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha
They shall now!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:14, archived)
# "Fly, you stools!"
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:29, archived)
# Fry your balls!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:45, archived)
# Atmoic should see this! She'd really like it
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Head, anyone?


Click for bigger (166 kb)


It's Tommy Trash, btw.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
# reminds me of the time I saw the pope in town

Who is Tommy Trash?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:43, archived)
# fake pope no shadow
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
# But what beautiful cuticles
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)
# yes but unfortunately no cdc so this reduces the overall score
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
# Ah sorry
I thought that was one coming out of his head!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:15, archived)
# mistakes are often made
no worries
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
# FECK ARSE
..errr that's it
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
# I have a pic of the Pope outside a notorious Edinburgh house of ill repute
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:12, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Also, you'd think the Vatican could afford a hotel for a European tour instead of a Romahome, wouldn't you?
Or is it a Rome-a-home?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:57, archived)
# NOLE EDMONDS 4EVA N R YEWTREES
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Lolz
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 1:05, archived)
# Inspired by a suggestion in....the previous post.
Crikey. The board moves slow these days....
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Scroll down to travel to last week! Well, nearly =)
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Next compo should be "Promote B3TA"
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:44, archived)
# but its so much easier to just give up
I'd say "and get a life" but that's depressing for those of us who stayed :D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Never give up
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:11, archived)
# *survivors*
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
# happytoast, if you'd care to resurrect 'fatty stairs wanking' from its b3tardy grave I'm sure there's mileage in it yet
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:15, archived)
# I'm gonna start posting these here again.
B3TA needs Squits.





Also, as I've not asked in an age: what should I draw the'day?
:D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Draw an artists impression
of how Rod Hull would look today had he survived his fatal fall.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Draw an artists impression
of how Rolf Harris looks today in his cell
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# There ya go!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Every sheep in the UK
queuing up for an Iphone 6 in the style of The Human Centipede.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
# I didn't even know there was an iPhone 2.
Know.....or care.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
# I know they exist
as everyone who owns one tells me about it.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Draw an artists impression
of an artist doing an impression.

Surely *everything* an artist does is an artist's impression?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Excellent stuff -- but your heroine is rather similar to Florence Ambrose in Freefall


(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
# JJs are squirrels with tits
not sure what that is, a dog from an 80s rock band?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Genetically engineered wolf
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Never heard of it.
Googled it. It's been around for longer than my comic.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# furry cartoon tits
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
# draw me!
Coz I missed you the mostest
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
#
draw me like one of your french girls Jack
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Draw me!
But with less fur on my top lip than I actually have in real life.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
# *searches Ebay to buy gothic wardrobe
Draw Nessie giving Cameron and Milliband a scottish "wellcome"
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] cats with tits are so old
its all about veg with tits now a days
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
# A magical portal to a frozen land of squirrels with icy cold tits
Is what I'm suspecting.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# instawoo
plus click
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
# clever
woo!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)
# smashing
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
# :D
Lovely stuff
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Haha nice
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:27, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
FUCK YOU
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 4:21, archived)
# this i like
(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Bought one of those get rich quick videos
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# instaprojectilevomit/wallmoment
*goes and cleans up*
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
# I wonder if he is still a fan of D:Ream?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:27, archived)

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