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# FORKY HIDES IN FUCK CITY... YOU FIND HIM?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaha C2

FUCKLIFTS ARE SHIT. GIVE EM UP
www.b3ta.com/links/EPIC_FUCKLIFTS
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:07, archived)
# So you're saying that Daffy is correct and Bugs is wrong?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:12, archived)
# No Bugs is right Daffy is wrong!
FUCKLIFTS
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:22, archived)
# TOP OF THE BUILDING.
JUMP FORKY! DO IT!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:11, archived)
# NO. DON'T DO IT!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:12, archived)
# IT FEELS GOOD TO LET GO
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:05, archived)
# Haha
DIRTIEST OF ALL FUCKLIFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:08, archived)
# CUNTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:18, archived)
# caution!


one way flaps
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:41, archived)
# *waits for event*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Awesome FUCK
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:37, archived)
# Yup, found all three.
This is easy.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:13, archived)
# Wait a min... ALL WHAT FUCK?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:14, archived)
#
pfffft
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:48, archived)
# Oh, fucky, fucky, fucky, FUCK.
And he did go....wherever I....did go....
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:21, archived)
# I thought I found him but it was actually a Zamboni
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:28, archived)
# It's in the basement
of 〒106-6126 東京都港区
六本木6−10−1 六本木ヒルズ森タワー.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:49, archived)
# OBV
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:22, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:16, archived)
# hahahaha
my bricks have been lifted
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:32, archived)
# BOOM GOES THE FUCKLIFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:34, archived)
# THIS IS A FUCKOFF!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:36, archived)
# FUCKING FUCKON
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:42, archived)
# In other news
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:46, archived)
# FUMBS UP
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:07, archived)
# Pallet Jacks are cool!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:28, archived)
# FUCKJACX IZ KRWAL
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:33, archived)
# Got it!
Off now to brick a lift.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:11, archived)
# Need a hand?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:14, archived)
# he needs help from the future
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:28, archived)
# The Thing - deleted scene
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:31, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:31, archived)
# reporting for duty SARHHHH!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:47, archived)
# Freebase still looks so young.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:30, archived)
# you should see the painting of him hanging in his loft!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:42, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:27, archived)
# Pat Nebatar says "WHERE THE FUCKLIFT IS EVERYONE??!!"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)
# o/

(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:42, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:03, archived)
# ow
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# eek
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:26, archived)
# DOUBLE DROP THOSE BENATARS
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:51, archived)
# PAT NEBATAR'S FUCKLIFT BLOKE.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)
# MORE FUCKLIFT BLOKES!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:02, archived)
# FUCKLIFT FORCE LIFT-BLOKE!!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:17, archived)
# fuck is a battlefield
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:02, archived)
# True

(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Love is a Fucklefield.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
FUCK!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:22, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:36, archived)
# why does he just keeps doing it over and over?!?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:49, archived)
# no brain no pain
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:13, archived)
# beautiful
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:19, archived)
# the more i see this, the more FAB it gets
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Ha Ha! BOOOM!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:44, archived)
# Almost FUCK'nFUCK. Is it not FUCKLIFT tiem yet?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:34, archived)
# Get your FUCK on!
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it
I'll jack yo' ass like a looter in a riot


(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:37, archived)
# i'm da cream o' da crop
i rise to the top
i never eat a pig
cause a pig is a cop
or better yet a terminator
like arnold schwartzenegger
trynna play me out
like as if my name was sega
but i aint going out like no punk bitch
get used to one style you like and i might switch
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Robin Williams fucking ruined this song for me, I'm glad he's dead
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:15, archived)
# He was ace in "Dead Fuckers Society", though.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)
# HUMONGOUS FUCK


Clickenings for biggerer

EDIT: Fuck sorry
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK I love that
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:46, archived)
# word
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:10, archived)
# This i s ripe!
Oh shit, and visible from Mars!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:57, archived)
# You didn't need to make it smaller
I think it was done for you :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:04, archived)
# it was smaller too
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I hear that a lot
Yeah I noticed that
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:18, archived)
# How Bizarre.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:18, archived)
# shout out to all the pear
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:35, archived)
# CRT in the background guys
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:03, archived)
# giraffe walking backwards past a window
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:18, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:05, archived)
# FUCKNECKLIFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:06, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:49, archived)
# dustyguts
who can resist wiping them clean?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:29, archived)
# "when is it due?"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew this trip was a big mistake
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Hmmm what did you change?!
Ninja edit? ;)
Also *click*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:51, archived)
# why are they thinking their conversations
and not saying them?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:46, archived)
# I smell trouble!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Oh shit NOOOO!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:48, archived)
# haha brill
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] My biggest mistake...First marriage

actual photo
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:41, archived)
# Please tell me you have a gif of the wedding night?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:43, archived)
# HaHA!!!! I'll let you look for it!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:43, archived)
# Like I wasn't all ready :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:10, archived)
# Look in my sock drawer.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:22, archived)
# You had some good times.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:39, archived)
# "had" : (
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Little bit of a late entry.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
me likey
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:32, archived)
# It has a beat to it.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:30, archived)
# lovely effect
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
# This is all types of cool
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)
# likign that
what did you make it in?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:18, archived)
# made with
gimp and povray
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:30, archived)
# WoW!
I love this!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 23:37, archived)
# This is lovely
Have you done any more?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:39, archived)
# ^That
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Tried to make a Lego Stephen Fry with a Lego Fry?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# your fry-up appears to include carrots. this is a breakfast fail.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# BEANS!
It's Lego Beans!!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:14, archived)
# fucking huge beans
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Said the actress to the bishop
;)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:23, archived)
# So those brown things are explosives?
"Dynamite with her laser beans..."
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:27, archived)
# perhaps
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:35, archived)
# This Message Approved By Rockette Morton...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
# It's the bitter shitter Twitter quitter himself.
Didn't notice until I say your model, but he must have been smacked in the face by a leftie...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Skillz
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Woo
Now do a Sticklebrick Hugh Laurie.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Or a Lego House!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Or a Lego Lamb...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Or a Lego lass
firing a bow
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Or a Lego of me soddin' nipples.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:29, archived)
# nose spot-on
10/10
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:16, archived)
# that's a nasty case of face spats
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:19, archived)
# worst Iron Man ever
click
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Mexico
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:28, archived)
# "this smells a bit like you after a workout, darling. sure there's no horse in your family?"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:34, archived)
# "There's something rotten in the state of Mexico"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
# "bit ethnic for me"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:44, archived)
# "can this be snorted?"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:11, archived)
# "and how long have you been a chilli? lovely, keep up the good work!"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:17, archived)
# "What's up, Chuck?"
"This is upchuck."
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:12, archived)
# calm down, Vera
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)
# haha
Silly David
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:05, archived)
# More Lidl


Click for bigger (118 kb)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljo9OEkmzEQ
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:10, archived)
# ha!
Just watched the Debenhams one, are they advocating breaking and entering/looting or child abandonment/looting?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# 'Cos if there's one thing kids really look forward to all year...
...it's a visit to Debenhams!!!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:04, archived)
# oh dear
/hull

news
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Got the drop on the competition.
Now if his name turns out to be 'Pryce'...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha and this at the end?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Find a new depth
and we'll plummet...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Hehe.
That is Dewsbury Lidl AICMFP.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 18:54, archived)
# Gloomin part 2


Click for bigger (139 kb)


If you missed part one, here it is
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Braw
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] repent!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Seems more like a great idea to me
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:11, archived)
# If only,
I'd say this was an excellent idea. For us that is.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] .....


(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Are they doing it bearback?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha, that'll end well
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33, archived)
# It all depends on how open minded he is sexually.
Better get prepared for a threesome.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Where he's the condom...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Bring out the gimp
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha actual lols
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:15, archived)
# ahhh, so cute
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:32, archived)
# I should work in advertising
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)
# haha fucking hell!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:40, archived)
# err mods
not scat porn
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:48, archived)
# animal poo is lol, David Attenborough
people poo is, as you say, scat porn
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:51, archived)
# It's worse than that. TWO of those penguins are underage.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:25, archived)
# HAHA, your video's more festive than the original
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:06, archived)
# is that a Tesco Finest Seal?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:13, archived)
# Lidl's attempt at a Christmas animal ad
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:08, archived)
# You scare me
They scare me.

I'm easily scared, I guess.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
# boo!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)
# eep!
Bastard!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:21, archived)
# There's definitely something about Miliband's face in that picture
that makes him look like Leatherface.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
"There's no CHEEESE Brenda"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:08, archived)
# I like to belive
It's not exactly Milliband talking, it's Milliband pretending to be the doll talking and referring to him as 'Brenda'
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:32, archived)
# i am highly amused by this
and dolls are evil and fucking creepy
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Miss Steak's Big Mistake...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:09, archived)
# wrestling in a carpeted area?
those guys are crazy! think of the burns!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a rugburn's on thy breastie!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Now we're locked in some sort of recursive spang-loop, Tribs. YOU FOOL!!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Mock me now, but remember the moment well, for when I tap the spang-loop for free and unlimited energy, I shall mock YOU!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:30, archived)
# But it only cost one pound in a b3ta exclusive offer that was only exclusive to a handful of other sites too!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:15, archived)
# *signs up for a newsletter*
*is dissapoint by said newsletter*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:23, archived)
# ...and Metro readers today. Very exclusive.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:52, archived)
# meaty
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Woopsie...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha, time for a coffee!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:10, archived)
# pffftttt
(another b3ta table top snot moment!)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 13:38, archived)
# ---married to sir loin of beef--
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry] /o\
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Too soon :(
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:10, archived)
# haha
bastards
(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)

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