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# framerates near the middle


(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Who needs drugs
9 minuets I have been looking at this
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:38, archived)
# this is this one of those stereo vision things, isn't it?
is it a dolphin?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Hiya Moley
Big hugs
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:22, archived)
# YAY! SPAZZY!
:D :D :D :D :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:31, archived)
# I'm about to be sick
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:21, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:45, archived)
# Say my name, baby
Say my name
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 3:47, archived)
# nice edit
improved 1%
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 4:35, archived)
# Open goal...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:21, archived)
# NSFL
:D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:46, archived)
# O_o
That's just wrong.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:05, archived)
# oh monty, you terrible lift
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Yes, yes I do feel dirty
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:04, archived)
# themosteroticfuckliftihaveeverseen
FL this now
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:16, archived)
# FL this now hahahaha

(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:19, archived)
# :D
also, I checked google images
fuck yeah
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Fuck yeah! NOW FUCKLIFT UP THAT CHIN
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 23:43, archived)
# oh wow
a work of art
:D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:01, archived)
# You will give in to teh FUCKLIFT

(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:44, archived)
# What a day!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:47, archived)
# Doesn't look anything like him.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:57, archived)
# He started off painting Greek mythological characters
And people got sick of it and said "We don't need *another* hero". His missus heard that line and got inspired.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Doesn't he beat her like a dog bitch cunt?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:29, archived)
# FINGERBANGS
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:40, archived)
# dudley moore has never looked any good with bangs.
...and he looks nothing like his father, Roger.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:48, archived)
# he has his mother's eyes
Demi
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:51, archived)
# They are like the stars the grandfather used to gaze at
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:03, archived)
# tell me moore
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Or like what her punkrocker cousin, Witharebelyellshecried, would party to
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Or the uncle political activist film maker
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Or the American college student, Sopho
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Jockey codding ?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] No It was the hake he went for to win the game
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Oh Jesus, you magnificent bastard!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# calling darts a sport is a touchy subject
sport or pub game? i'm pretty sure it's a pub game.
what makes me laugh is one of these fat waps takes himself seriously and calls himself an "athlete"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Real people in the real world
well, maybe not the real world, but the pub at least, around these parts are divided. The larger the dartist the more likely they are to classify it as sport.

Definitely a game. If you can drink beer and do it well it can't be a sport.

First post for literally five years, yay!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:41, archived)
# and i'd already gone home! :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Hat to do something!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
# herro, kitty
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:09, archived)
# And a bit of
Back Door-eh-mon?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)
# with benny the ball, by the look of it
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Rooking at things...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)
# <---FUCK LEFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:40, archived)
# ^ THIS is Royal Fuckliftery...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Is this a racist joke about the current fuck meme?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
# *Mmmnnghh*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
# I just posted over a FUCKLIFT! :(
Fantastic!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)
# ^ Humble-brag.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:10, archived)
# No I meant... oh forget it
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)
# But dude...
you posted over a FUCKLIFT!!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
# I will punish myself trust me
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:20, archived)
# FUCK OFF, BITCH!!
Oh.....
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:39, archived)
# MEGAFUCKLIFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:42, archived)
# get away from her, you FUCK!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)
# He's got a fuck-you rating.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:55, archived)
# *Likes*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:13, archived)
# i'm posting over
a fuckleaf clover...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
# that I've overfucked beefooooooore
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Once again
Good luck!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:24, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:10, archived)
# oh boy...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
#
you started it!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:52, archived)
# It was just me and my forklift.
Me and my forklift
Flying through the sky.
Me and my forklift
Killing all the guys.
Me and my forklift
Getting all the girls.
Me and my forklift
Ruling this world.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Worst condolence card EVA.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
# IZ KAWLZ
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:16, archived)
# FUCKLIFTS FO' LIFE, BRO !!!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:08, archived)
# nicely :-)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] HISTORY INNIT.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:49, archived)
# B-day
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# She is a tad high for complete happiness
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Galaxy WHAT???
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# counters, i think the o is obscured
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:43, archived)
# you are all kinds of wrong
>.<
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:44, archived)
# I've lost 783 b3ta followers in the past week
I don't know why!
I bet everyone hates it when I have time off work hahaha. Give it another week and I will disappear for 6 months again :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:47, archived)
# i have no work!
getting declared fit for work in the new year(hopefully!), so need to get a job.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Good luck :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:51, archived)
# i;m going to need it!
never had a job before, so no work experience. can't survive on jobseeker's, so as long as i can get at least 40hrs a week on minimum wage, i'll take pretty much anything
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Careful now...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:12, archived)
# pff
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:48, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Naughty Shop Challenge is STILL OPEN
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I put this there?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:15, archived)
# no!
because you didn't make it yourself
MODS!!!!!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Life time ban in 3... 2...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Too wide!!
You'll break everything on the board with those extra 46 pixels
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:11, archived)
# CURIOUSLY GRAHAMS
CINNAMON CINNAMON.

Why do they change the names of things?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 21:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Best episode of the Simpsons ever
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# looks like Swindon on a Friday night
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Nah, too much greenery in the background
And not enough roundabouts.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)
# zombola: the beginning
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:43, archived)
# I tried to join Ebola, but then I got ISIS :(
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The decision to stage the Skeet Shooting next to the Ski Jumping was later described as "regrettable"....
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
lovely!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Get the eagle!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:39, archived)
# hey're going quite fast
i'd call that a sporting chance
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:42, archived)
# This is so beautiful it made me cry.
I'd hate to find out that there's a photoshop plugin for this.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 19:56, archived)
# I think I'm mixing up my movie news
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:20, archived)
# the one on the left looks a little short to be a...
*click*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Far too nicely
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Marvellous
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)
# FUCKLIFTLESS SHITE
(, Sun 9 Nov 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Zap "Buzz" Brannigan
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:27, archived)
# I recognised your foul stench the moment I saw this image...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:28, archived)
# that's because he left it on your bedding
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:30, archived)
# That's NOT bedding - it's my lunch!
How's stuff, Monkeygirl?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:35, archived)
# not bad, not bad
looking forward to finding a job soon and getting the other eye done before christmas. you?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Just packed my job in so searching too....
Good luck with thine eyes..
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:00, archived)
# you, too :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:29, archived)
# Chicken aids deleted or removed?!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:30, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm, chicken aids.....
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Afternoon
Draw or crochet a FUCKLIFT!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
# if someone can do a pixellated fucklift pic
i can knit it
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Doesn't add up.
Might wanna check your facts.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
# I'd like to herd her nerf, if u no whuttimean
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
# I'd like to blow her thing and go home...
Or something...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# that's great
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:39, archived)
# YES! Nice work
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:17, archived)
# OH YEAH
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:22, archived)
# campest villain ever
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:34, archived)
# ...who turned out to be a woman.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:01, archived)
# I have a fondness for the bit where you see Princess' pants in the opening credits...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)
# definitely the best bit
I used to turn over after that
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:10, archived)
# I've got this album...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Transmute
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Awesomenesses.
At least you're not trying to pass a Z-95 off as a fucking X-Wing...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Or 7-Zark-7 as some sort of moisture farmer.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] She dropped one, he dropped her.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:18, archived)
# at least she'd be ready for "that thing we talked about"
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Fuck the coffee! Let's go out and get totally legless...
then later on, you can bang me in the bathroom.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Or
after you get legless, you can shoot me through the bathroom door.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Berlin, 1938...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Gott im Himmel!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:29, archived)
# :D
Has a couple with 3 kids deciding which Portugal villa to book and not paying for the optional nanny service bindun yet?
imjusaskin
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] like this repost?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:37, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha... drops this repost that seems to fit here.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Ha!
This I am enjoying.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 20:20, archived)
# hell of a drug

Jimmy White did drugs shocker
You'd never have guessed, he always looked so healthy
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
love the chalk!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Why are there no fucklifts in this picture?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:11, archived)
#
Because they are shit. Give em up
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Shitlifts
Liftin' that shit higher and higher and higher, shit.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Haha
White crack
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:19, archived)
# hah I bet he did cut his coke with chalk too, at least once
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:28, archived)
#
I loved what they did with his brother :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Excellent work, Toasty.
I have been likened to Mr White on more than one occasion.
This is a self-portrait - bit.ly/1u60XqB
Let's settle this, my li'l friends....
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:11, archived)
#
I see more Michael Schumacher
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Is it the comatose eyes?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:29, archived)
# i can't see it myself
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:31, archived)
# I'm more of a real ale fan than hard drugs.
Maybe that's it?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:38, archived)
# well, they say the camra never lies...
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Oof!!
*stands and salutes*
*zips up*
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha!
also, champion of champions has been on itv 4 all week. i have been watching.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the kind of shit you get when no FUCKLIFTS are involved!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29933328
The Force Wanks © is on it's way
    °
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Battle for FUCKLIFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)
# may the forks be with you
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Now that's more like it
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 11:17, archived)
# This FUCKLIFT is fucked up.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)
# YEAH! TRY WRAPPING A CABLE AROUND THAT, YOU FUCKING REBELS!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:51, archived)
# I'd happily watch a TrekWars if it had Fucklifts
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:21, archived)
# The nucular equivalent of steampunk
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Nuclear Spunk
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:27, archived)
# u zo smaht
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:48, archived)
# At last! the TRUTH!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:46, archived)
# standra bullock
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:58, archived)
# This game is hard.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:49, archived)
# don't operate heavy machinery whilst tripping?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:36, archived)
# *spitzenklasse*
seems like the right fucker when you need to refurbish your control rods etc
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:31, archived)
# It can lift 300,000 tons!!!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:07, archived)
# super!
then with the use of some vienna chalk and raw linseed oil ones reactor will be ready in no time!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:11, archived)
# so very cool
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 2:31, archived)
# Cheers! o/'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:08, archived)
# Epic scale!
\o
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:09, archived)
# go big or go b3ta
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:37, archived)
# Now we're talking!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 3:15, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:37, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out where the fuckhoses go
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:34, archived)
# Next to the hot tub.....duhhh!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 4:38, archived)
# Always a joy!!!
*click* :)
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 7:10, archived)
# taint nuttin'
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:53, archived)
# THIS IS ALL THE FUCK OF THE LIFT
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 8:03, archived)
# b3ta is on the uplift.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Fuck, it's so fucking beeg!
'nings
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:33, archived)
# I can go bigger!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:55, archived)
# Driving a Fucklift is now on my bucket list
Trufax
Also I see Homer
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Homer can drive a FUCKLIFT! FACT!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:56, archived)
# When are we getting a Zamboni that big?
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 12:53, archived)
# I work at a place that has a Zamboni!
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Zamboni can't lift.
Not much fun.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 13:57, archived)

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