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# This is taking it too far. The fuck is wrong with you?
:'(
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 14:44, archived)
# Bungalow Bill's looking happy with hisself
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:45, archived)
#
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# this guy looks exactly like my dentist
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# He will also mount your pussy! Kinda
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#
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#
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# This one gives me the sads :(
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# There were worse ones that I elected not to post.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:03, archived)
# LINK
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# Nah, they were too grim.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:12, archived)
# Tits?
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# No. Not even grim ones.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:16, archived)
#
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# it was coming straight at him!
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#
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# Make your own :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:06, archived)
# Do you also have one that says BIG LAME HUNTER?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:07, archived)
# Well
I just had to go on a click-rampage thanks to you.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:22, archived)
# Do you also have one that says BIG GAY MUNTER?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Like ya bumper sticker?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:56, archived)
# :(
nah, i LOL'ed
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:12, archived)
#
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# Arrows are in the wrong places
NO I'M NOT SULKING!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:37, archived)
# I took into deflating in the equation.... so they gathered up in my mind!
:p
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah you are right yet a fucking gain :(
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:44, archived)
# Was that a frog?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 19:18, archived)
# It was the large green dido
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Ahhh, Paul McCarthy
He does make some interesting air sculptures.

Unsurprisingly, the ones with 'buttplug' in the title are some of my most visited images on Flickr.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:22, archived)
# Quicky...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:29, archived)
# Heh heh heh :D
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# Hahaha


Too soon?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:54, archived)
# GET OUT
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Ever seen him and Putin in the same room?
Well if you had, they'd be kissing
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:55, archived)
# You know what happened to the last person to comment on Putin's sexuality?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:08, archived)
# not that Putin, this one.....
https://twitter.com/ronputin
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:22, archived)
#
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# Arrow should have been at the knee.....
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:36, archived)
# Arrow in the back (or eye) is so 500 years ago...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 17:39, archived)
#
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# HAAAAH
I so very nearly did that one!
:D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:15, archived)
# You evil man you
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Your move creep!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:18, archived)
#
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# One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried his mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:01, archived)
# Have you got wallpaper size?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 19:59, archived)
# He needs his teefs kicked in
jusayin
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:03, archived)
# The family pic is ace
They all have the same glowing teeth, they look like dentures to me.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:39, archived)
# Kick all their teefs in as well
Reminds me the freeview Horror Channel showing The Dentist (1996) again this Sunday night :D
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:51, archived)
# Half Listening to Radio 4 and half hearing that Teresa May is heading a COBRA mission to combat Calais migrants!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Would…;)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 13:44, archived)
# ^this!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:26, archived)
# You would do Ninj?
Same
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:40, archived)
# On the Oche...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 12:28, archived)
# :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
wins +1
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# hahahaha
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# ahahahahaha
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# !!!!
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#
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
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# Those arms look thicker than my leg!
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# bullseye
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:13, archived)
# Superb tagging as always :)
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# :)
\o/
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:02, archived)
# Leave Atomic alone!!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:03, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 18:36, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Seagulls - New reports call them flying death machines, are they white vultures or misunderstood?
Guinea Pigs - fluffy, friendly, tasty pets
Windows 10 - It's out today, does it include a b3ta inspiration app?
Uk day of the dead - Mexico does it with style, but what would a British celebration of deceased loved ones look like?


(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:00, archived)
# Seagulls are cunts


Therefore, Option 1 please.
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[challenge entry]
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# Can I please have this be my b3ta persona?
Chihuahua is soooo last season.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:28, archived)
# Seagulls
The dirty thieving buggers
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:35, archived)
# Seagulls are fucking cunts
Therefore, option 1 please
There is a full blow war in Seaford at the moment between Gull feeders and haters.
I think it even made the local paper FP. Bin day can fuck off too
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:36, archived)
# trying to do this when you think I'd be sleeping, eh?
^^^this
^^this
^this

1 plz lol
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:39, archived)
# Dude the time on /board is not your time
Oh hold on. Is this an age = less sleep needed thing
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:43, archived)
# THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE!!!!
EDIT:
Proof;
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# I better make you a nice cuppa tea
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#
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# Lol murca peoples
Nice styles by the way
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:23, archived)
# Posting pics of some phat bald speshal needz spacko is mean
jusayin XD
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# :(
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# 8D
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# push + button
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# Smell my dreamy finger
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# Pfft!
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# smells like freedom
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# Seagulls are shit.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 8:44, archived)
# seagulls pls
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# someone else can have my vote.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:02, archived)
# may i have his vote plz, god?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:08, archived)
# *PUTS ON DEEP 'GOD' VOICE*
why yes, yes of course human, go forth and mulitply.
then go third and get into the champions league.
hahahahahaha...
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# then i'll vote for 1 AND 2
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)
# Can I get tasers installed in my heels please
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:19, archived)
# While you're at it, God
a laser pointer in my cock would be neat, ta
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:35, archived)
# you'll go blind
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:41, archived)
# I figured, it's one way or the other
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 9:54, archived)
# this comment is wrong in so many ways.. i demand people become upsets and treat mediocre like a puppy raper for at least 4 new posts..
if my demands are not met i will sue for racist website....

Disgusted!

mainly coz thats the response i seem to remember for posting this..
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 10:17, archived)
# People already treat me like a puppy raper
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# CAN I GET TASERS INSTALLED IN MY HEELS PLEASE
THIS IS KIND OF A TIME SENSITIVE ISSUE
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 10:08, archived)
# First, explain what you'll do with them

Maybe I can have a word with god on your behalf. Me and god, we go back a long time.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 12:02, archived)
# I love seagulls
seagulls plz
ta
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# *gulls
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# Opus iii please - windows
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# The pigs of guinea
nommy piggies
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 10:52, archived)
# Seagulls
Reclassify them as "game". Encourage upper-class twits to hunt them and eat them.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 11:10, archived)
# Seagulls
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# I live in Brighton
Therefore seagulls
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[challenge entry]

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# 1 OF COURSE
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# :D
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# Seagulls....
... why even bother asking :) lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA
Old, but still gold ;)
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Seagulls before I relieve myself up your wall.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] popeye seems painful to watch when olive oyl isnt part of the action..



and all the girls say im pretty drimble..
for a Rtard

Uno dos tres cuatro
cinco cinco seis.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:45, archived)
# wow fuck!
I'll gladly rim you Tuesday, for a hamburger today
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:58, archived)
# señor, que no tienen hamburguesas,
hamburguesas no se venden por un sueldo sexo
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 3:47, archived)
# Kinky
Is that even anatomically correct?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 5:49, archived)
# seems to be all in order, the smoke signals are antimanetically checked to a minimum .002 ppm per square gallon.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 6:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Fwapin' over this
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# no no your getting it all wrong, its a double fwap on the 5th
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco fwap-fwap cinco, seis.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 7:00, archived)
# Ffs
More practice needed. How many more years?!
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# bug-ug-ug-ugger
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# A haunting tale
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#
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# :D
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# Well blow me down.
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# (Fridays & Saturdays only)
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[challenge entry] Continuity is a hard enough job without people like her

(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:11, archived)
# I steal pens
...and I like this too
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:15, archived)
# sounds like you suffer from pen envy
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 23:25, archived)
# It's a strange office supply fetish.
I own about 6 pair of scissors, 4 staplers, I haven't counted the other stuff
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 23:58, archived)
# :D
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# hehe.. snatchysnatch
i vaguely recall spending an afternoon doing continuity on romper stomper, inside an old terrace which literally had truck loads of op shop junk spread throughout 2 rooms.. that job literally required a polaroid camera, an endless supply of polaroid film, someone good at those spot 10 differences in the pictures things who also happens to have OCD and a raging speed habit, apparently 'fuck off, its in the same room init?' doesnt cut it
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:38, archived)
# I've become quite obsessed by how anal and boring the movie mistakes website is.
What you missed in Romper Stomper... "In the scene when Hando is reading from Mein Kampf he joins his girlfriend on the bed. In the next shot a half-smoked cigarette appears in his hand holding the book. This is not there before nor after."
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 23:58, archived)
# nothing to do with me,
my continuity skillz started and ended with the scene where daddy and his minder showing concern for her wellbeing, want to take her home so he can stomp in her romper. if ya know what i mean
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:15, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Excellent
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#
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# she even stole your text
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 2:02, archived)
# LEAVE SPOCK'S MOM ALONE!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry]

Inspired from Extreme Photography i.imgur.com/giLmsgp.jpg
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:07, archived)
# fucker
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:12, archived)
# Nope
It don't say that anywhere in the picture
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:16, archived)
# Had a go
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Clicking that
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Brill.
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 1:05, archived)
# This should be so FP
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# I think it has been before
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# I like this
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Cigarette butts lol
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:19, archived)
# CUNT
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# WANKER
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# Just calling 'em as I sees 'em, mister
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# FAGS BUTT
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# SMOKING WILL KILL YOU
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:43, archived)
# Not if I get there first
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 20:34, archived)
#
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[challenge entry] NOOOOOOO
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:12, archived)
# Is he being saved or attacked? I have to know.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Helped up if you really must know
Then attacked
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:17, archived)
# he's rapelifting that FUCK hard!
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#
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# MUG
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:11, archived)
# HEY EMIL HOW'S THE GREY BAR HOTEL
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Blu Tack Bastard.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Wha?????
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:12, archived)
# CUNT
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# : )
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Ran out of ideas...eh...
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 15:16, archived)
# As always
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 16:45, archived)
# Don't let a mobile ruin your movie!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:57, archived)
# Nice post
Nice lurkage
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 17:59, archived)
# Why thank you
I have posted, just not in a few years.

Not sure why my content has been Stalin'd?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:04, archived)
# Didn't B
en Kingsley play Doctor Spock in that Star Trek: Trek To The Stars! TV series show what with the Wookie now?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 6:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Dinkly...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:39, archived)
# thought they shipped the character in a crate and not in a bin
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Still not sure who to vote for...
Quick and dirty... Jeremy Tumble gets my vote I think...

(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:34, archived)
# Captain Birdseye's standing for president?
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This has most likely bindun.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:15, archived)
# hehe
b3ta.com/board/10854520 kitten/skateboard
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Mine is similar to yours except it's not funny ! : )
or any good
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 17:54, archived)
# what, no, it is you daft bugger
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:52, archived)
# Don't call me daft.
: )
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:25, archived)
# just because I'm childish.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:14, archived)
# i dislike butlin's
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:23, archived)
# What she said^
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:28, archived)
# forced joviality in the face of terrible service and bad weather
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:39, archived)
# It's always fucking raining :(
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:46, archived)
# went to the one in skegness a few years ago
it fucking snowed. walking through a blizzard to get your breakfast is soul-destroying. we also got chlorine rash from the pool water.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:04, archived)
# oh hai
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Sweet, sweet giffery.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:30, archived)
# I like singing in the rain
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 6:31, archived)
# A glass of water taps out the beat of the song.
Woo!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fake
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:48, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Bridge, shark, helicopter
Looks real to me m'lud
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Henry thinks he can just walk away
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:26, archived)
#
Trump is not a rapist! His lawyer said so and will sue anyone who suggests otherwise.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:49, archived)
# If only Bill had that kinda money :(
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:53, archived)
# He does
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Deeeerrrr
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:18, archived)
# The article says he's the front runner for the nomination
*stockpiles popcorn* I need at least 4 years' supply
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 17:26, archived)
# Proper scary
in so many ways
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops-a-daisy...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:14, archived)
# I know where to get it if you want it.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:49, archived)
# FORCE ON, FORCE OFF
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 20:39, archived)
# I like this.
Now if only there was a way to show this...
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:23, archived)
# So what was the cunning plan.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:46, archived)
# We've got lumps of it round the back
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:50, archived)
# Fwee Bawwdewick!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:34, archived)

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