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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:26, archived)
# I'm laughing and sobbing at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:42, archived)
# ^^^this
first uk vote ever that left me with a feeling of dread
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Watching the £ (and the UK credit rating)
Is like watching a bus been driven off a fcuking cliff right now. And all the Brexit camp are sat around blinking in the morning light, like a dog that's been asked to do a card trick.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:47, archived)
#
That "like a dog that's been asked to do a card trick" is a marvellous turn of phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:53, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:54, archived)
# Now on Newsbeat
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36619203/vote-remain-this-is-how-not-to-be-a-sore-brexit-loser (no credit of course, because of instagram parasite)
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 13:37, archived)
#
Maybe now you'll watemark them...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 21:54, archived)
# I'm clutching at straws here
But I'm quite happy I live in a tiny puddle of sane surrounded by an ocean of delusional
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:24, archived)
# Sane = controlling who comes to your country on the basis of WHO they are
And not just what passport they happen to hold.

Much rather take an Indian doctor than a French bank-robber. Yet the EU discriminates in favour of the French and against the Indian for the sole reason of the passport they hold, regardless of who they actually are.

It's an insane system. Just like if you let people into your house automatically just because they happened to live on the same street (no matter who they are), but your friend in the next town had to get a visa before he was allowed to visit. Makes no sense at all.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :O
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:26, archived)
# I really really hope he does have a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:59, archived)
# self preservation society indeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] *tumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:18, archived)
# And everything without those pesky EU safety standards!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Pound getting weaker by the minute
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:28, archived)
# 5 bananas ?
That's a real post-EU bunch.
(Comic pas, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] So is this what that Brexit thing means?


It's a bit hard to follow it from over here in the colonies. Hopefully you'll start talking to us again and maybe start inviting us to things. And not just those bits of world war biffo in Europe.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:53, archived)
# Nutshelled, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:57, archived)
#


Bye bye! Might visit soon as the pound is so cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:02, archived)
# No problem.
I'll leave the key under the mat.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Let the handover begin...



(moistness, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:40, archived)
# And let's not forget, somewhere RIGHT NOW
Rupert Murdoch, is sat with a fucking huge shit-eating grin, and a slightly more wrinkly rigid erection.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:46, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!


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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:34, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:37, archived)
# #shouldveusedapen
(Comic pas, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:57, archived)
# I've pinched this and used it on my facebook
You'll get no credit for it, apart from Made by Barbarossa @b3ta in the description.

What a cunt I am.
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Jun 2016, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] they can't even keep a game civil


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(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 2:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED
I think I might buy some pounds while they're nice and cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 5:12, archived)
# On the bright side, David Cameron will resign in the next few days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 5:13, archived)
# Hey get a load of Nostradamus over here!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:55, archived)
# I bet nobody else predicted this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Brexit plan turns out to be a work of art
photo UK Eurozone Timeline3.png
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 6:24, archived)
# If the pound keeps falling then the EU can just buy the UK in a few days time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 6:32, archived)
# the euro is falling against the dollar too
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 6:40, archived)
# Maybe India should buy England
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 7:21, archived)
# Why would they want a country full of thickos and racists?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 7:48, archived)
# when the prices are this low you just get it and work that out later
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 7:49, archived)
# Bulldoze the whole fucking lot and turn into into self storage units for the United Annexes of Putin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 7:52, archived)
# Here's some music to listen to as you frantically buy gold and yen before your savings turn into meaningless numbers
https://r0cketsauce.bandcamp.com/track/requiem-for-a-slam
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 6:21, archived)
# UKIP is no more as their reason for being has gone
Cameron out and then Farage will turn Tory and get in.
Trump in soon too. End of days.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 7:03, archived)
# The right will manifest itself in some other dark form as it always does. A bit like Dracula
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Live from the "leave" afterparty.

Whatever the result, be somewhere else!
(101 Teeth, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] He took no chances!
(AdrianJ, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't have nightmares...


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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:39, archived)
# Just heard there was some kind of vote going on today in Britain?
Anyone know anything about that? Nothing on the news or internet about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:39, archived)
# Just got back...
from The Winchester The Red Lion, where I had a nice cold pint and was waiting for all this to blow over.
(101 Teeth, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 0:58, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 7:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Is Fred a celeb ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 22:31, archived)
# The rhino that was desperate to be a unicorn :'(


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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:16, archived)
# But Mr. Rhino, don't you see? The unicorniness was inside you all along! You *are* a unicorn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:20, archived)
# Haha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:21, archived)
# No comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:37, archived)
# is this
a naturally occurring phenomenon?
(Manliness, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 4:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Will Self takes on the Orwellian language gestapo
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:03, archived)
# 'OOs got a grumpy face? *tickles under chin* 'OOs got a grumpy face? *tickles under chin* etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:38, archived)
# Bigot woman lolz (real life is better than satire)


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(The Tramp Surveyor, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:39, archived)
# Damn those hard workers and their work ethic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:46, archived)
# That is
a lot fucking bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:57, archived)
# What a fucking stupid question. How would you know the nationality of a successful applicant?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:29, archived)
# because she goes to that chip shop all the time
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S productions present ... a polished turd production
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] How about Paula Radcliffe, dressed as a nazi, having a shit in WW2
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, go on...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:18, archived)
# Is this a screencap from "Doyle's War"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# I have never seen that film.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:42, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:42, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 8:36, archived)
# this is great
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:56, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:49, archived)
# Taking our country back



(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:10, archived)
# So magenta crayon isn't machine-readable?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:24, archived)
# I thought it would clash with the UKIPS purple :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:30, archived)
# UKIPers are great at clashing with everything
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:41, archived)
# Even themselves.
I suspect they'll implode with rage if we vote to remain.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:41, archived)
# WTF!!!! 3 Pubes Per Ball.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:35, archived)
# Who decided that rule? Was it the EU?
Are there 100,000 EU edicts regarding the drawing of a CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:48, archived)
# We're breaking all the rules now buddy
you'd better believe it
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:59, archived)
# World War Poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:29, archived)
# Nooooo!
Artax!!!!!!
(dognutz, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 18:55, archived)
# MORE JEZ PLEASE.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "C'mon Jerry!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:23, archived)
# Ukip imgrunts control?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(aUtopianPig I hate pork sctratchings, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:20, archived)

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