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# Get Ready Ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:34, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:37, archived)
# too soon?

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:03, archived)
# Superb.
Tweet this.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:00, archived)
# Oh, who cares if it happened or not, all muslims are terrsts, every single one, and all brown people too, waterboarding for everyone who goes to the US on holiday with their hair covered, woo yay houpla
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:08, archived)
# 4 eva in our harts
On the plus side there will be less fuckers in bowls uniforms slowing down traffic.
(gijoel, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:23, archived)
# Mmm, moussaka
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:04, archived)
# Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:48, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:09, archived)
# Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:08, archived)
# Just don't look at recent pictures
Looks more like Sir Patrick in drag.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:31, archived)
# Surprised she's only 50 (according to wiki)
plastic surgery's not been kind 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:41, archived)
# One of them is a puppet
The other worked for Jerry Anderson.
(gijoel, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:40, archived)
# I now get my news from b3ta
what's the world coming to..
(bovine intervention, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:31, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:44, archived)
# Donate now!
Bowling Green Massacre Fund!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] A quickie.


Click for bigger (108 kb)
(m.auron, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] jesus fucking christ
(ozof, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 6:11, archived)
# you just KNOW he'll keep publishing books well after his death too
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:22, archived)
# *tugs braid, stamps foot*
(ozof, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:35, archived)
# for this wonderful recap of fourteen books, you get a cautionary tale from the days of yore
*you're
anyway
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:00, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:05, archived)
# and here's a chance for my user name to get recognised!
Which one of the Forsaken has just siezed power in Washington, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 22:35, archived)
# That Yellow Bastard, I think
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Feb 2017, 2:18, archived)
# I'm leaning more to it being Bannon.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 9:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
Permission to steal and paste on FacePalm?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:33, archived)
# sure
:)
(ozof, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:04, archived)
# Thanks!
I will do it just a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 0:44, archived)
# Buy Fake and Real Passport ,Age card,Visa,Driving License,id cards
spam be gone
(realfakedocky, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 2:51, archived)
# Look, rob, if you need us to donate more money, just say so, don't resort to this illegal shite
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:53, archived)
# spam on b3ta. lol
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 6:26, archived)
# I'll have two for Scotland, now that brexit finally happens. And two kilts, for me and the cat. Thanks.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:21, archived)
# That's all well and good but...
...where can I get a real/fake passport?
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:28, archived)
# Yay hi spambot
can haz trainerz plz?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:04, archived)
#
no i said i wanted a "bag of peanuts"
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:10, archived)
# Age card for me please. And i presume the id card allows me to download Doom 3?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, Mr Pink-whistle. Always interfering.
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:37, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS STRIKES AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:40, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:47, archived)
# Happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 1:03, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 1:53, archived)
# Those candles tho... happy candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 1:13, archived)
# XD Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 1:58, archived)
#
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:26, archived)
# Haha "For to ride a horse. I will not ride this horse for it is pursy."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:42, archived)
# this is just wonderful, all the best
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:44, archived)
# Very kind of you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Where the one rings are... or something...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:40, archived)
# click click click
(ozof, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:24, archived)
# You open it and it just says
"Bunch of midgets went somewhere then went home again. There was some fighting but fuckiiiin... yeah."
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:48, archived)
# lovely combo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:27, archived)
# his Wild Things book is approx. 350 words long so LoTR³ should be quite easy to reduce
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:51, archived)
# LoTL:dr
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] This one is...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Pfft!
Go on then, do the other one!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:09, archived)
# That's what she said, sorry teh lady boarders
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:46, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:27, archived)
# No,
he's just very small
(empty head, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:40, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:49, archived)
# Ah!
Had a niggling feeling it may have bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Igor, high five! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:44, archived)
# looks like we got ourselves a good old-fashioned seuss-off
yee-haw etc.
 
edit: meh. who am i kidding
(ozof, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:52, archived)
# BUT THAT'S NOT FRANKENSTEIN! THAT'S THE MONSTER! How many more times? *cries*
(Ace, by the way).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:57, archived)
# Frankenstein is the name of the book
Not the creature I drew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:11, archived)
# I was only bloody joking. *runs to bedroom and slams door*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:46, archived)
# Nice
interesting you chose a different Seuss font from me
I say interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 23:02, archived)
# You literally just drew me.
Nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 0:41, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:52, archived)
# Excellent!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Is nobody else playing this game?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:27, archived)
# triffic!
(ozof, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:34, archived)
# Potter's done a shivving!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:59, archived)
# Ginger
No one can resist it.
(gijoel, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look at this my big dildo, Are you ready? Ho ho ho..."
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 21:37, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(ozof, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:32, archived)
# That's a funny Crayola?
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(m.auron, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 19:16, archived)
# a nice humidor could also be accomodated within such a space, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 19:49, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly go to hell for this one
(m.auron, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I pretty sure this is a real author
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 18:05, archived)
# yeah I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 18:08, archived)
# Probably the first naughty joke I ever heard
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 18:57, archived)
# I heard Claude Bottom but meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Iliad by Homer
(Willie_Fistergasch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 18:03, archived)
# Sexy Time in Brussels..

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:20, archived)
# hasn't Merkel got him on speed dial?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:30, archived)
# Needs an arrow
Pointing to Farage
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:32, archived)
#
Pointing to? Sticking through.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:02, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
*hides under table*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Rabbits not your thing?
Try watching "Felidae".

*slinks away into shadows*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:21, archived)
# not rabbits as such
just that film and general woundwort in particular
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:26, archived)
# I had a rabbit alled Starsky once...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:28, archived)
# That lived in a
Huggy bear.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:33, archived)
# i had a cat called catface
i now have fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:32, archived)
# I have a scar
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:37, archived)
# i have loads of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:41, archived)
# mine's biiger than yours
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:55, archived)
# really?
the one on my stomach goes all the way across
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:56, archived)
# you got me mine only goes half way ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 19:05, archived)
# How long since you had the baby?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Felidae is a lot nastier.
Not as good though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:30, archived)
# yes, but it won't have the same childhood trauma thing going against it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:33, archived)
# Point to the place on the doll where the rabbit touched you.
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:38, archived)
# *points to brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:22, archived)
# Stop the internets! We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He has terrible teeth and terrible claws...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:56, archived)
# i would read that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:22, archived)
#
This is my favourite of the lot :)
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:36, archived)
# that's better :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:54, archived)
# some little tweaks :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] We're gonna need a bigger trap...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 12:57, archived)
# haha good one
I read that again just before xmas. top book :D
#trufax
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:33, archived)
# I like the bit where she bites off Jeremy Fisher's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:41, archived)
# bad man
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 2 Feb 2017, 14:55, archived)

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