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[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 12:43, archived)
# Well, I thought it was clever!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 4 Mar 2017, 20:02, archived)
# Trump just accused Obama of tapping his phone.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 12:37, archived)
# there's a leak somewhere, some bastard keeps tweeting every line of communication
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like 18th century horse paintings weren't so far-fetched afterall


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(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 11:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Mar 2017, 19:04, archived)
# Not related to anything here right now
but I just did this for a Facebook thread -
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A good milker
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:34, archived)
# They only ran the Ivana one for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Wait wha? Ewwwwwwwwwwww :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:44, archived)
# Phwoar =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 9:45, archived)
# Teh B3ta FUCK

#Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11221293
(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:58, archived)
# BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:02, archived)
# *nods in time*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Mar 2017, 21:23, archived)
# ABOUT TIME YOU POSTED SOMETHING DECENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:59, archived)
# This^

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:09, archived)
# ALRIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:16, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:19, archived)
# White FUCKS can't jump

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:21, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:34, archived)
#
(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 4 Mar 2017, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 1:17, archived)
# Late breaking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 4:19, archived)
# Fuck drone haha
love the drone mash up but I don't use that camera;)
(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:26, archived)
# Picture in that post or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:31, archived)
# The FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:33, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:38, archived)
# Well it is Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:42, archived)
# flan
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:16, archived)
# And the thread is now complete
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:25, archived)
# HUAS
FUCKLIFT Woo Yay forward reverse b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 9:42, archived)
# ...now it is...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 1:08, archived)
# And WHICH episode was this? The one with "I'm a hat, I'm a hat, what kind of hat am I?".
I'm a hat what kind of hat am I?".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:14, archived)
# Clan of the Fuck©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:17, archived)
# Does this one breach your copyright?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:19, archived)
# I'll let it slide, man. This time. You can leave your fuck on.
man. This time. You can leave your fuck on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:24, archived)
# That's ACE! FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:25, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:29, archived)
# Let me test that

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:35, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Glad you back
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:38, archived)
# one of my favs
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:45, archived)
#

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:32, archived)
# XD

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:34, archived)
# fucking hell
Just had a small weep. That is just insane
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 1:10, archived)
# Yay Herman
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:14, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 10:47, archived)
# Where the FUCK is Harry Twatter?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:47, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:50, archived)
# This is all good
B3ta rocking after sometime
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:13, archived)
# I thought the same as your signature when I saw Ninj's post today

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 10:37, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 10:50, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 4 Mar 2017, 13:46, archived)
# fuck missed all the fun
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 21:39, archived)
# I need a drink...or two.........I missed this whole thread.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 1:04, archived)
# Fake toyskis


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21stcenturyfaketoys.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:46, archived)
# My favourite so far :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:53, archived)
# Nice:)
(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:58, archived)
# You've put them all in one convient place
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
(gijoel, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:06, archived)
# I'm also trying to merchandise it slowly but surely...
shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/faketoys
(to be honest it's a real arse to get all the images on all the products so it's not happening quickly!)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:18, archived)
# edit the s off of https
so it becomes a clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:52, archived)
# Thanks. You seee I'm rubbish at this.
I could do with someone to handle merchandise and pr to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:19, archived)
# Eyes of eagle. Grip like bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:08, archived)
# I like these.
*Knits a bobble balaclava to turn Barbie into a member of Pussy Riot to fight Vlad*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 3 Mar 2017, 17:29, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 18:36, archived)
# *zzzap* 'im were worryin' moi sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 19:25, archived)
# Friday afternoon #faketoys for b3ta


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MORE FAKE TOYS – SAD.

.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 14:28, archived)
# Christ, these are all proper bastards
do Geert Wilders next

please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
# I've made a list now
I'll add him to it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 16:16, archived)
# I've just counted and my list is now 23 long
The "joke" may have worn a little thin by then!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 16:33, archived)
# doubt it
:)
(ozof, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 20:50, archived)
# Max Zorin, but without the cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 19:26, archived)
# Do the Dalai Lama next, he's always picking on the poor Chinese.
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 16:12, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 18:39, archived)
# Excellent series!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Mar 2017, 18:42, archived)
# Does she have authentic halal sausages hanging out her arse?
... because the real one never blimmin did, at least as far as the googles know.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 19:14, archived)
# Just to the left
of her boot
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:43, archived)
# <3 you're beautiful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 13:03, archived)
#
:) andrew wyeth leaving the planet
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 11:03, archived)
# The Magritte version
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 12:46, archived)
# As it's my B3taday...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)
# great fingering technique
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:26, archived)
# Parp parp!
Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:32, archived)
# Cor, look at the grapes on that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:38, archived)
# Well she can fondle my horn of plenty any time
ifyouknowwhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:49, archived)
# No
Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 11:20, archived)
# I'm giving her permission to stroke my sex penis
ifyouknowwhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 11:32, archived)
# No
Please go into detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 13:03, archived)
# my sex penis is what I call my elbows
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)
# You want her to stroke your elbows?
Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 19:27, archived)
# They're playing a jig(gle)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 11:19, archived)
# Happy burbday.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 12:46, archived)
# Ooh cheers me dears!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 13:00, archived)
# that's quite hypnotic
merry b3taday

have cayke
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 12:57, archived)
# HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY! Owl wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:03, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 17:02, archived)
# happy FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF CANDLES! day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:21, archived)
# Ta Smash
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 17:04, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 16:10, archived)
# Cheers Moley
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 17:02, archived)
# Happy Bidet!
:-)

Have a thing!



or for the full experience.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 16:47, archived)
# Cheers JP
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 17:03, archived)
#
(left you a thing ^ up there) :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 17:07, archived)
# Super herb mate!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:07, archived)
# ooooh!
a new desktop pic!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:58, archived)
# WOW 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 18:41, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:07, archived)
# Gotta wish
you a happy b3taday. Nuttin but respeck.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:14, archived)
# Happyb3tadayfucktits;)

(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:55, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:14, archived)
# Bloody hell!!
Cheers Herman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:15, archived)
# This reminds me of Valin. Lost but not forgotten.
Many happy candles and thank you for your great posts over so many years. B3ta Leg End.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:28, archived)
# Wow, I'm reet chuffed by that lovely post!
Thank you very much, glad you've enjoyed my meandering sober the years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 23:43, archived)
# Merry late candles Ninj ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 9:30, archived)
# Cheers Hekim
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 11:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 5 Mar 2017, 0:53, archived)
# I was baking you a cake...but it blew up.
Soz :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Mar 2017, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] moo
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:17, archived)
# this is good
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 12:22, archived)
#
I like this 2
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 3 Mar 2017, 12:30, archived)
# The strobiness when one scrolls up and down is a thing of delight
You may not have intended it, but it's getting a big click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 20:14, archived)
# It was not intended.
But I accept your click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:57, archived)
# Classic 1990s clickbait


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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 9:51, archived)
# 15 years ago the Zildjian marketing department invested in a better camera. Sales have improved somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] you can really taste the free range goodness, and solar radiation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 9:36, archived)
# Free range doesn't get freeer and rangier than this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:49, archived)
# Is this what they mean by "Elon Musk's Space Eggs"?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning space farmers!

That cummingtonite isn't going to harvest itself you know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11153708
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Mar 2017, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 2:12, archived)
# givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 7:46, archived)
# well maybe his space crop has just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:08, archived)
# In space, no-one can hear you squeal.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a special 2-for-1 at #faketoys tonight...


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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 0:55, archived)
# ...and hoopla!
(awesome charity sale of sig btw :)
(ozof, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 2:15, archived)
# Thank you
Turned out the bloke who bought it used to drink in my local, which was weird...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 7:51, archived)
# Very nice
(gijoel, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 4:15, archived)
# Dunno, Dr. Dunno
seems the 21th century just has too many bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:09, archived)
# "My Evil Bannon doll smells funny."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 11:22, archived)

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