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# Was trying to work out what the current White House reminded me of and then I realised


Click for Biggins
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 15:09, archived)
# INFAMY! INFAMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 15:11, archived)
# They've all got in for me
(gijoel, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)
# superbus! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 13:12, archived)
# twiddle it, see if you can pick up jazz fm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I did Terry's for her.
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:14, archived)
# This made me do a heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 21:12, archived)
# I know, I am completely immature
but that's why I keep coming back here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 13:10, archived)
# I have no idea but it's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 13:11, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 14:39, archived)
# I want a plugin that
uses face recognition to do this for every photo on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Ring pull... '83... Tizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 9:40, archived)
# up the arse corner
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)
# features the songs
Only living boy in Suffolk and Song for the digging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 10:49, archived)
# I Am Under a Rock.
For Gold, Whenever I May Find It.
Fanta Si, Saxon No.
Tufty's Dilemma.
Danebury Fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 14:59, archived)
# I like this v much
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 13:10, archived)
# Dirt Sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 21:26, archived)
# I saw this Putin picture and thought of Police Academy 5

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 12:23, archived)
# 'K....gee...' Be putin together a police lineup without stalin, marx my words! good drink fucking!
ukraine run bolshoi CNuT hide, and that sputnik bluntly. sobiet, no point yeltzin and getting all warhead over sepperatist ilk.

something something oligark, something something gorbachov..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 17:02, archived)
# In Soviet Russia,
pun write you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 18:15, archived)
# Arff
(gijoel, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 9:40, archived)
# Every time I hear the name 'Putin' I'm reminded of Piero Manzoni's 'Merda d'artista'.
Where he literally pooed in a tin...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 11:40, archived)
# Dirty bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 21:28, archived)
# The Shock Art entry linked to from that page is a fun read
"In 2007, Mark McGowan ate a Corgi in London to protest fox hunting by Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh."

"In 1996 Gottfried Helnwein painted the Adoration of the Magi with Adolf Hitler as Baby Jesus"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 22:45, archived)
# i see they finally finished the shard
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 19:24, archived)
# Mmmm, pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] tankman
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes you need a good scare
(Doggered, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 7:36, archived)
#
wow that's quite something!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 8:19, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 12:10, archived)
# Has someone spiked my Corn Flakes?
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 6:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael "Specs" Gove
(Alligator, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet that cameras worth a few bob ain't it.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Smash the state.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck the lot of ya.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 4 Aug 2017, 17:15, archived)
# Cant pay we'll take it away.....but please stop calling.......!
Someone has obviously just had this lovely fridge seized and by way of pay back posted the item on gumtree and posted the enforcement agents number alongside it...I know because I called.....despite being duped I thought it was slightly funny.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/freebies/smeg-free-to-a-good-home/1259137993
(blondbond will never go grey, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 16:07, archived)
# You're confused friend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 16:53, archived)
# /links is thataway *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 17:14, archived)
# Hi blondbond
Is that a new blouse you're wearing? It looks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 18:24, archived)
# Slightly funny?
Yep, sounds like /links territory
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 19:12, archived)
# See you again in 9 years time, then?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 19:31, archived)
# Well that was a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:02, archived)
# makes me realize - we could have been Reddit =(
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:25, archived)
# *upvotes furiously*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Aug 2017, 21:43, archived)
# =(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 23:56, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 12:11, archived)
# Ha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 20:32, archived)
# =(
)=
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)
# Is Velma giving Fred a blowjob?
I thought he was gay.
(gijoel, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 10:59, archived)
# such is the fluffer's lot
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 13:23, archived)
# must be a job, think she's gay too
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Aug 2017, 16:13, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 1:06, archived)
# Also why does blondbond think he won't ever go grey?
Blonds go grey. There's a basic misunderstanding about ageing there
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:41, archived)
# Maybe Blondbond is bald.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Aug 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Baldbond
Of course
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 1:13, archived)
# Needs moar confession-bear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:50, archived)
# It takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter, too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 2:02, archived)
# How dare you
laughing in my stew
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 2:05, archived)
# Peas?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Aug 2017, 20:23, archived)
# It's all just a little bit of history repeating
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:42, archived)
# there's something disturbing about those nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] You'd break your foot!
(lordfredatron lordfredatron, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:40, archived)
# Will I have time to put on my steel-caps first?
Am I only allowed to use one leg, or can I borrow Rolf's Jake the Peg's costume and gouch-bust them simultaneously?
(gijoel, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] As chosen by the wabbits of South West Bedfordshire

And a haircut away from that job at Wonka
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:36, archived)
# Phil - Paul
I always get them mixed up..



You may like it, but 'not a lot'
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:24, archived)
# "Now THAT's tragic!!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It was Dave's idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The one they didn't dare use.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:31, archived)
# This is top work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 6 Aug 2017, 6:55, archived)
# Later that day;
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Choppernado
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 12:49, archived)
# Someone's been hosting too many parties.
Maybe if you actually cleared up after the last one...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)
# No, it's just Photobucket being absolute fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:04, archived)
#
I used flickr...dunno how they are with hotlinking over time
When uploaded to the site, an image can be marked as private - seen only by you.
Select 'all sizes', right click the image of a size you prefer to post and go to 'view image info' and copy the location.
You then paste that link here and hosting is done
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:13, archived)
# floof! :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:51, archived)
# Thanks
I know how Flickr works :)

Thing is, all my b3ta images were on Photobucket. My profile alone is a travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 21:55, archived)
# yopyop
and I have no idea how flickr is as host over time, nor if they shut you down if linking like that to someplace with massive traffic
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:06, archived)
# I believe they are fairly stable
save the occasional downtime of the site, which doesn't happen a lot and doesn't always mean that the images themselves are down too.

There once was a cap with the free account, where you could only see your latest 200 pictures (they did keep the older ones). That would probably also affect hotlinking. Don't know how it's now though. There have been some changes, and I believe many of the restrictions on the free account are gone now. This one included.
I have a pro account, so I never had to deal with any of that.

Still, they can change their ToS overnight, like Photobucket did.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:16, archived)
#
When they changed to https, I think all URLs changed but the images remained.

now it's like 1tb free or some equally silly big number
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Aug 2017, 5:55, archived)

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