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[challenge entry] Eggheads
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 6:11, archived)
# Pufft!
Excellent way to start sunday
God bless you
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 10:00, archived)
# I'm afraid I must take an answer...
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]


How much more b3ta could a game show be?
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 21:58, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 2:22, archived)
# tsk tsk
where are the prescribed three drops of jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)
# Do you come here often? Love your nails.


Click for unreadable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 17:55, archived)
#
A man with whom legend is synonimouse.... synon....stmoutr... a right legend.
(Shrewd Ape, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:23, archived)
# I have all the best legends. The best. People say these legends...they're the best legends.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 21:28, archived)
# This series
is special
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 14:20, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 14:26, archived)
# play the best song in the world
my songs are the best, they're great, everybody says so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 14:59, archived)
# and it looks like it's Boris VS Mogg for the Tory leadership, shame, they used to go out canvasing together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 15:57, archived)
# Boris channelling his inner Matt Lucas there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 16:36, archived)
# "How can you make a deal with that evil creature"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 17:44, archived)
# Lovely and lovely.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 28 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)
# Wait...this is based on a real picture?
It's not fair how generous british politics are with material for satire.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:07, archived)
# At last. The Gathering.

Another time, Highlander!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:03, archived)
# Why does he have small headboobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:45, archived)
# So you have something to look at when you're bashing in his back door?
SAMASHY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 10:50, archived)
# WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 11:51, archived)
# Mars,
WiFi is a bit carp there.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 10:01, archived)
# Any bigger and his hats won't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 11:58, archived)
# He could wear a fascinator
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 12:01, archived)
# haha, fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 23:34, archived)
# there can be obi wan
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 6:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Beat or Eat?
(Alligator, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 22:57, archived)
# Oh, you could have gone a whole other way with this one...
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 23:54, archived)
#
WAY too soon, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 7:38, archived)
# Turns out Lucille is made of Dragonglass
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:11, archived)
# Oink.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)
# Link Hogthrob and Trump must have the same stylist
(RoboJo, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Pass.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:27, archived)
# hehe
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:06, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:12, archived)
# Oi oi...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-41038220
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 25 Aug 2017, 13:51, archived)
# I bet she take a heavy load, eh lads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:05, archived)
# Honk if you like honking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
#
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 27 Aug 2017, 20:47, archived)
# Bit unfair...
Beast-man and Tri-klops are just dead weight...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 29 Aug 2017, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Plouf

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 12:57, archived)
# could only be your name on this :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:04, archived)
# Is that a Townie's version of Apaches?
Quality safety films from the 1970s. Us country bumpkins got to watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQZaUixmpA

I wonder what a 21st Century B3ta Safety Film would include...

(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Explanation please?
I know that's 'hamster' from the car show but that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 22:09, archived)
#
the most horrific thing from the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 22:52, archived)
# All I needed to remember that advert
was about 4 seconds with no audio...
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 20:43, archived)
#
Total Wipeout is an awful gameshow he presents in which people fall in the water for LOLs. Aqua Gladiators, basically.
The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water is a government warning film about the dangers of playing in water, as Drimble has linked to.

My pic is just a mash-up of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 23:05, archived)
# Gotcha, thanks both
I've seen that public info thing somewhere before, I didn't know it well enough to recognize the references though. I've not heard of the hamster gameshow, I'm probably lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 1:45, archived)
# Is that Benny Green off that Grange Hill? Poor dead bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:13, archived)
# I spent way too long on this
(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 11:36, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 11:51, archived)
# ha! nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 14:04, archived)
# Your time spent is evident.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:05, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Buzz if you know the answer
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 25 Aug 2017, 10:35, archived)
# yay, isn't the future great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 10:37, archived)
# Jane £8, June £4.
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 13:14, archived)
# Sorry, you didn't buzz...
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 15:51, archived)
# Slaphead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's cook!


Click for bigger (387 kb)
(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Fri 25 Aug 2017, 1:35, archived)
# It's very moreish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Wogans Run
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 23:00, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 23:02, archived)
# *breaks microphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 26 Aug 2017, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Blankety-Blank Contactless Debit Card. And pen!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:41, archived)
# Nice
And now I'm wondering why the trophy was a cheque book in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:20, archived)
# I dunno officially
But is it a BBC joke on their cheap prizes. Look, a blankety-blank cheque!
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Clean up on aisle 3...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:31, archived)
# :D
"I like it!"
(RoboJo, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm, this new version doesn't seem to have as much choice of recent releases...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:57, archived)
# Can I have a 'p' please, Bob?
Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA. Ha ha ha HA HA HA.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:59, archived)
# RIP please bob
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:09, archived)
#
4eva in are Baker Street Sax solos
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 17:47, archived)
# netix?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 18:03, archived)
# No they're roman numerals, it's NET 9
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 19:00, archived)
# He played the Mellotron on Layla, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:12, archived)
# Still mucking about with this from yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 16:46, archived)
# That "Wish I'd gone before we set off" moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 21:13, archived)

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