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# Well, right now I don't feel too agreeable.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:47, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 11:20, archived)
# 15 fucking years!
congrats
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)
# congratus
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:47, archived)
# You've wasted your life
;-)
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:27, archived)
# Hello new person
Please read the rules.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 16:08, archived)
# Bloody youngsters... ;)
Congrats! :)
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ripped Horse makes use of his Gym Membership


mod: fixed image link. When you post, click "Switch to image mode" if you want to embed an image.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 6:31, archived)
# I think you got the right /board to begin with
you just need to find the embedding option (on that horrible site) that starts with something along the lines of Ye Olde Embeddinge
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 8:54, archived)
# Here
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 9:07, archived)
# Also
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 9:12, archived)
# I'VE REPORTED YOU
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:26, archived)
# Thanks mod.

Making me look like a prick now ;)
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 11:02, archived)
# YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:27, archived)
# Is this yours? I don't think so. I've seen it before somewhere.
REPORTED
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:21, archived)
# I like to think of this in terms of great minds and all that, thank you very much
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:43, archived)
# I REPORTED HIM
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:27, archived)
# Can't we just all get along?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:07, archived)
# REPORTED
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:22, archived)
# :(

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:23, archived)
# moist
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)
# Tranny lips from Youtube
amiright?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)
# I googled that, why did I google that
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 16:53, archived)
# HORSELIFT
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:34, archived)
# FUCKHORSE.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 1:03, archived)
# hahahaohfuck
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] mutt on the mat
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 20:34, archived)
# Frenchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 20:36, archived)
# +kissin in the USA
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 22:06, archived)
# French kissing rubs off
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 23:04, archived)
# reposting cunt ;)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 23:07, archived)
# that's my middle name(s)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "MUFF on the mat", surely?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 6:30, archived)
# Shirley!
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:45, archived)
# I thought for a minute that the compo did turn out to be Gym Lesbians after all
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 9:09, archived)
# I wouldn't write those luvleys off just yet
see the grins on their faces?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 13:56, archived)
# Death to small dogs
I personally think all dogs that size or smaller should be tossed into the eternal pit of damnation!
But they do look overly happy with themselves, maybee it's love eggs?
(, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 5:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 20:20, archived)
# close game
won by a neck
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)
# One for LS18...

(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:01, archived)
# Ha
Must roll a double
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)
# Or be forced to play Monogamy
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:38, archived)
# hahah--I love this
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:15, archived)
# One for Barbarossa
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 19:32, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 21:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] cheetara's let herself go
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 14:28, archived)
# :D go? (through tons of cupcakes, mebbe?)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 14:58, archived)
# Thunder cats
cats thighs
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
#
cats eats
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)
# Just how many people are in that suit?
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# front or back?
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 19:36, archived)
#
people families
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 20:25, archived)
# ah, way to keep this site family friendly
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 22:12, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] he's not skipped leg day though
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 13:21, archived)
# i reckon if they had longer arms or higher cocks, they'd have been far less grumpy
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 13:25, archived)
# fair point, well made.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 13:37, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# cheer up
he's actually dead now.
(, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Pumping possum
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 12:33, archived)
# i pictured an altogether different scene when reading that
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 13:05, archived)
# Awwwww
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - GYM ANIMALS

You hear about gym bunnies, but what about the rest of the animal kingdom? Show us how your favourite beasts work out.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody show-off!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 11:09, archived)
# Heheh
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 13:18, archived)
# I'd have more confidence in this image if you'd posted the
actual speed of the tortoise, .6 mph is highly suspect
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
# 0.28 metres per second is just over 0.6 miles per hour...
www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/77951-fastest-tortoise

Do you think I just THROW these images together without thought...? :)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 16:39, archived)
# .62634 MPH
Yes, I think you throw these images together and then get LUCKY when the math works out :) That said, the image now has my confidence. Carry on.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 22:09, archived)
# Faith, Hope and Charity ... I dunno what the other one is called.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 9:11, archived)
#
hehe
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)
# No, it doeszhn't pay like the shecret shervish, but it'sh a shimple life

(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 3:50, archived)
# Licence to grill
sausages
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 14:33, archived)
# :D 'ning, Paint!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 15:00, archived)
#
Ning :D
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
# I'm hoping if I push the image challenge vote off the board it will activate the chosen image challenge
shag
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:22, archived)
# God, I just accidentally clicked "I like this" before checking the filesize, can you undo it please
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:24, archived)
# 220k will use up your bandwidth for the month...er wut?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:29, archived)
# My internet allowance is beside the point, there are Very Important Rules
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:36, archived)
# 400
400 250
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:36, archived)
# Do you 'rember' anything else?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)
# Depends how good is his mem
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:43, archived)
# Damn it thanks
member
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:45, archived)
# Peterkaint! more like
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:57, archived)
# as in 'kaint get it up?'
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:08, archived)
# we should have a how-we-got-our-b3ta-name day
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:11, archived)
# I like this idea
Although mine is obvious, I do wonder where LS18 originated
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:27, archived)
# LS is an alphabetic phonic representation of my last name, Ellis....
18 was the first set of numbers that was acceptable to the dialogue thingy

EDIT: Paint! isn't all that obvious. Could mean you paint houses for a living, portraits, or even that you huff paint . . . to name a few.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:44, archived)
# I don't have photoshop
:(
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:48, archived)
# Cruising Capacity does well without
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:55, archived)
# That job belongs to the MODS
Maybe it will remind them to put up the new image challenge before Friday?
also I have no idea how to do that
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:31, archived)
# Log in as God?
Check your gaz, maybe you were sent a password
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:37, archived)
# Where is he anyway?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:39, archived)
# God is everywhere.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
# Except here
or so it seems
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:47, archived)
# Jesus answered and said unto him, "What I do thou knowest not now; but thou shalt know hereafter."
Mysterious fellow.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:42, archived)
# Amen
Tribs 0:42
A wonderfully wise passage indeed :)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:59, archived)
# RIP Mystery_Bob
Some days
I really regret writing specific numbers in the FAQ. It has just given rise to a cult of people waiting with baited breath to pounce on anybody posting an image 2 or 3 KB over a limit that I just happened to pull out of my ass with no scientific reasoning behind it.

It's about using optimisation to make your images no larger than they need to be, rather than sticking rigidly to a number. If there are any problematically huge pictures on the board, then there are mods who can fix it.

One thing I have learned on b3ta over the years though, is that people like to define a set of board rules so they can pick on new people when they break one of those rules.

I think it probably has to do with compensating for penis size.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:08, archived)
# alright dribble, I was reading that only yesterday
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:12, archived)
# RIP to all our fallen heroes
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 7:47, archived)
# It only takes a few seconds to optimize your image, and those users still on dial-up will thank you for it
This version is just as funny and only a fraction of the filesize
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:23, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:25, archived)
# Oh wait, found a way to make it smaller
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:36, archived)
# What's the chosen image challenge?
Or am I not allowed to ask because it's like Fight Club or the Townswomen's Guild's Xmas party or something?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:28, archived)
# probs love
or furniture
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
# lesbians, finally!
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:15, archived)
# Pirates vs lesbians
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 1:23, archived)
# It's been a long time coming
Quite a popular choice
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 1:08, archived)
# That's what SHE said
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 1:59, archived)
# Dirty bitch
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 14:36, archived)
# i don't like the font and you are too brown
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 23:30, archived)
# Michael Jackson thought that
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 8:43, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 14:34, archived)
# !
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:10, archived)
# guess they must have gone
abroard
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:15, archived)
# you nailed it
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:27, archived)
# why plankyou very much
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:30, archived)
# are you imPLYing something?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:31, archived)
# oak-a
you got me
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
# You gave up quicker than I wood.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:34, archived)
# a-fir-mative
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:37, archived)
# you beech!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:41, archived)
# that's not very nice :(
any more and I may LOG off
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:43, archived)
# I saw the owner close this business--first he boarded the windows then
hemlock the doors
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:44, archived)
# son of a birch
you are good
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:46, archived)
# The owner's sister left earlier so I never cedar
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:48, archived)
# that shop was never very poplar anyway
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:50, archived)
# That's partly because they never played anything but Spruce Springsteen on the PA system
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:53, archived)
# *face palms*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:55, archived)
# When it wasn't Spruce, it was some kind of balsa nova dance music....
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:57, archived)
# dude, looks like you are running out of puns?
I can loan you some... but you willow me!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:59, archived)
# Think what you want....that alders nothing
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:00, archived)
# I wooden want you to give up just yet
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:02, archived)
# Well, olive you alone if you can't keep up.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:03, archived)
# I think you may win this
I'm stumped
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:05, archived)
# HA! and you thought you had a cherry
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)
# enough now
I'm board
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:08, archived)
# Ok, I concede....we are running out of room anyway.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:11, archived)
# PERFECT
TREE_FIGHTER_2
great battle :)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)
# b3ta.com/board =>
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:42, archived)
# I get it finally....board
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)
# Good
I hate to have to explain myself on here ;)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:06, archived)
# that's what gazzing is for
--hiding our stupidity behind private messages
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:08, archived)
# I forgot about gazzing
Seems the last one I got was in 2016, then one in 2013. 2012 was a good year for private explanations.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah, seems like several things don't get used like in past years.
back in the day, a lot of friending took place. Most on my list have either died or fallen by the wayside through attrition.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:58, archived)
# Remember when 'in-jokes' WERE front paged?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:09, archived)
# I'm not sure I ever knew what 'in jokes' were
also...were bandwagons ever shit?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:29, archived)
# Dunno
Real photo Sunday was shite tho
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:31, archived)
# That was just on the 'gay shift,' right?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:36, archived)
# Hah I used to wake up to the gay shift...
...then log on to b3ta lol
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:38, archived)
# Nowadays, every shift is the gay shift.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:45, archived)
# *smokes pipe*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:45, archived)
# I peeled the rainbow stickers off mine again, it just looked weird
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:46, archived)
# those were the days

(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:50, archived)
# Fucking hell, he was getting on a bit
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# I mean, fair play to him and all
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# That didn't say he was BORN in the 1700s--just when he arrived in America
*face palms with face palming appendage*
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:05, archived)
# That's no moon!
it's a ...
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
# I don't get it
but I get this
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:10, archived)
# pink winker
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:10, archived)
# hahah
that made me cackle
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:14, archived)
# It's Zippy in disguise
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 22:27, archived)
# :'(
Everyone gaz mediocre hard damnit!!

I GAZZED MEDIOCRE BADGE
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 17:40, archived)
# The ongoing saga of looking the other way.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:41, archived)
# 6 this year SIX???
that is an average one per week WTF?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:48, archived)
# More like 19
Just counting school shootings.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:57, archived)
# oh word
the radio said six, maybe only the noteworthy ones :(
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:59, archived)
# There have been 18 school shooting incidents since the year began, with 8 resulting in fatalities.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:00, archived)
# Permission to copy and share to FakeBook?
with full credit, naturally.
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 6:06, archived)
# If everyone would just keep their hands permanently joined in prayer no one would get shot.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
# Schoolchild avoids massacring classmates with this one weird old trick.
The NRA hates him!
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:16, archived)
#
haha
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 9:31, archived)
# like
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)
# Yep
It's the Republican party fault.

Lets look back when President Obama had the house and the senate. The dems had it all and did what for gun control? Fuck all.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 4:51, archived)
# I call this piece 'ode to Tony'
ode_to_tony
Here I have used a vector rendering software progrramme for the remove of charachter be smurf 'invismurf' from old tv show of name the smurves. Enjoy and greetings. goodbye.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:30, archived)
# This could be in the Predator movie :-)
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:48, archived)
# I know this guy.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 18:01, archived)
# What specific type of vector rendering software progrramme are you using?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 20:08, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
# What type of raster graphics edit...
8)
(, Fri 16 Feb 2018, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:27, archived)
# haha
rubber ducky?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:34, archived)
# Evil Dr. Porkchop Pen, what's your 20? Omaha?
Well, keep the Bug's Life off your glass and Lotso off your ass.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)

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