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[challenge entry] Fire up the....
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:06, archived)
# Can we have Suze in Quantro?
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 11 May 2018, 15:45, archived)
# She's grown
Or Audi's were smaller back in the 80's?
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 11 May 2018, 14:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Sir Backer, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:49, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] *sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:13, archived)
# haha
I looked at that LP cover wondering what to do with it and you found the joke
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:26, archived)
# RAS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:38, archived)
# they dead
they gone
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:03, archived)
#
I know. I was playing-on RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
# i'm sorry
you'll have to explain what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
# It's an old meme.
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:50, archived)
# well see now i don't know if you do know what's happening or not?
or if I do? or what...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:53, archived)
# I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:01, archived)
# PASta?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's Eurovision tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:30, archived)
# Nice.
King's Cross Platform 9 3/4 next...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:07, archived)
# Subjlols
In the past I always used to ask for subject line ideas for the newlsetter here.

Doing it here now as I figure it might build up a list of interesting / funny sentences.

Please submit your ideas. GO ON.

www.b3ta.com/questions/subslols/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:52, archived)
# they've only gone and bloody done it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:07, archived)
# you've only got yourselves to blame
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:33, archived)
# clattering into your Inbox like it's 2004
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:34, archived)
# I like it
I was encouraging them to go into the best question page as I'd like that to become a thing - so we get a big list of stupid titles
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:12, archived)
# Success consists of going from failure to failure without the lose of enthusiasm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:09, archived)
# The reports of our death are greatly exaggerated.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:40, archived)
# We're back, like a bout of gonorrhea!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:45, archived)
# #b3tamatters
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:55, archived)
# * Hey gammon! An old British thing has actually come back!
* Das Reboot
* Is it NTK? Is it The Friday Thing? No, it's....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:01, archived)
# Here's last week's selection from reddit, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:13, archived)
# Shoving a newsletter right up your postbox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:47, archived)
# Newsletter? Where we're going we don't need newsletters
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:54, archived)
# #MemeToo
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:44, archived)
# The proof of the pudding is the fact it's right there in the fucking bowl in front of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:52, archived)
# Meh!
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 11 May 2018, 16:58, archived)
# Clearly, you can't teach old dogs new tricks
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 11 May 2018, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Try thinking about Charlotte less often

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:44, archived)
# Isn't the side-effect going blind? Hairy palms is madness.
It was their EP before One Step Beyond.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:18, archived)
# don't think so, I'm barely functioning mentally but my palms are quite hair free
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:23, archived)
# NEVER without!


(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:33, archived)
# Ooo low poly
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 11 May 2018, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:07, archived)
# Great. Now I can't get the fucking theme tune out of my head just before bed.
"Up above the streets and houses..."
Thanks a bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 0:00, archived)
# "Up above the streets and houses..."
oh great, now i've got that to the tune of street spirit going round and round - cheers
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 11 May 2018, 0:14, archived)
# Oh god, it fits!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:20, archived)
# pffft.
(themarginwalker, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:15, archived)
#
That's what she oh never mind
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 11 May 2018, 15:35, archived)
# " Now, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
said Thom.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 11 May 2018, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

why?
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:32, archived)
# I like this.
Don’t feel you have to explain it. If people don’t get it, then it’s their loss.
You and I can chuckle together. Alone.

Saying that, I think most will get it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 13:37, archived)
# Thanks Jim
I have posted stuff before that I thought people didn't get and convinced myself that was the reason for no replies... turns out people just don't like my stuff :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 11 May 2018, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Trans Europe Expresso below
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:33, archived)
# never without his expresso

(MRS2, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:45, archived)
# haha he loves his expresso
and his linux installations
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:10, archived)
# He reminds me a bit of the old "smug bastard" guy,
the way he's holding that cup.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 0:06, archived)
# will forte ftw
(ozof, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:33, archived)
#





(MRS2, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:01, archived)
# Here's a cool story;
I watched their 1970 Rockpalast debut last night. It was awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 11 May 2018, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe
(MRS2, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:17, archived)
# but your photoshop is pure gold
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:12, archived)
# I sure would buy a b3ta lp
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:30, archived)
# works for me
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:33, archived)
# A
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F
!
(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:38, archived)
# What's an expresso?
Is that like a fast espresso?
/pedantmode off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 10 May 2018, 20:56, archived)
# Expresso is the block of compressed grounds that come out of the machine after it's been pressed.
It can then be dried out, broken up, and reused; this inferior, almost tasteless product is generally referred as "pact" coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 10 May 2018, 21:59, archived)
# I bet you can make bricks out of them though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
# This reminds me of the British acid house dance music act from the late 1980s
X'Espress
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:08, archived)
# I got the shots for you
Boop boop b-boop bep b-bep ah ah
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:51, archived)
# Things are starting to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
# Any excuse for a pea...


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(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:51, archived)
# Woo!
first FP in 13 years!
i'm off for a small coffee to celibate!
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Fri 11 May 2018, 7:52, archived)
# You bastard
I mean congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 May 2018, 12:33, archived)
# Ich mag das :)
Den ganzen Tag Espresso trinken
Und treffe Iggy Pop und David Bowie
Trans Europa Express
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 11 May 2018, 9:17, archived)
# /relevant to my interests
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:15, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:32, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:43, archived)
# feeeeesh!
wish I was as happy and content looking as that starfish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:48, archived)
# He looks gormlessly happy.
He is oblivious to the madness behind him.
In fact, he probably caused it!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 11 May 2018, 10:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:57, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 10 May 2018, 18:59, archived)
# lol
made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Alright


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(Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 10 May 2018, 18:47, archived)
# HA!
clever
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 10 May 2018, 19:34, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bowie
(366Battles, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:07, archived)
# Seriously
You need to strip the crap from the URL.

Use this - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc2PszNW0AAdtn-.jpg

EDIT: Or, just use the image uploader here.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:10, archived)
# I've fixed it
but yeah try using the image uploader "switch to image mode"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:39, archived)
# :D
problems posting aside, that's a great one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2018, 18:19, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 May 2018, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st ever
(m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism, Thu 10 May 2018, 15:14, archived)
# hello new person
excuse the lack of replies, I think everyone is working, or possibly dead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2018, 16:42, archived)
# I know I've been bloody working.
It's unusual, and I'm not sure I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:13, archived)
#
dead b&
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:30, archived)
# I'm dead
well I've been promoing the newsletter sign ups on social media and asking lots of people to post about it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 May 2018, 17:39, archived)
# wibble
I am a child of the 60's. Nothing can phase me (outside of the Star Trek Universe)
(m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:09, archived)
# moo
Probably been done, but my head is like a teabag with a leak. (Brian Emo)
(m4g1cF1ng3rZ Curious Aphorism, Thu 10 May 2018, 23:15, archived)
# Leave mofaha alone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:50, archived)
# I was dead for a moment, but I'm back now
not sure if alive though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2018, 8:47, archived)

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