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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's brains when you need them?


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:32, archived)
# Argh!
It's Geert Wilders.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)
# haha
it is too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:36, archived)
# Haha!
He's an empty headed plastic doll.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:34, archived)
# Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)
# Unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 19:53, archived)
# i know
it's his unusual hands isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 21:03, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 20:27, archived)
# that's most kind
and I like you
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 21:02, archived)
#
Biddi-biddi-biddi-biddi
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 21:24, archived)
# Salutes
Wonderful work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 20:26, archived)
# Right With You USA 2
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:31, archived)
# Porkie!
...boom!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:35, archived)
# Click
Funny as =)
(Sherbs, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 16:50, archived)
# This is tops
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 18:15, archived)
# Rebel Scum
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Aug 2018, 3:46, archived)
#


Click for bigger (216 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 12:21, archived)
# HAHA
Cunty Mc Orangeface!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:33, archived)
# This was in the same bargain (pea) bin.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:38, archived)
# Helps you work, rest and play.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:02, archived)
#
Ha! Glorious cockage.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:45, archived)
# Three fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Edit: frigging hell just searched "Yoda porn", mind boggled.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
# Well that's going to be my new profile pic on facebook XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 17:43, archived)
# Boris is in hiding today
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:56, archived)
# NINJA!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:01, archived)
# He's going bank robbing
The European Central Bank !
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:27, archived)
#
and posting a few letters on the way
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:35, archived)
# In fairness to Boris there was a gang jailed in Manchester last year that did a string of armed robberies disguised in burkas
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:14, archived)
# Take it, all the way!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:45, archived)
# haha
much better than the 6 designs Trump is putin forward
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:53, archived)
# "Even if you go up to the heavens, his hand will guide you, his right hand will hold you fast..."
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:07, archived)
#
Q: Why do they want to get to Mars?
A: Rich man’s sex holiday. Unlimited sex with robots.
(True facts!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 12:47, archived)
# Family pet revealed--Mr. Wiggums
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 1:28, archived)
# Oh, Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 7:57, archived)
# I feel a bit sick after this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:35, archived)
# Oooff..that's grim !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:40, archived)
# nice
fits too well
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:53, archived)
# fixed it for ya :-)
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:55, archived)
# Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 14:38, archived)
# Easy come, easy go
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:56, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 7:57, archived)
#
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:46, archived)
# You don't see many ninja's these days
Which must mean they're getting better
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Expectation vs Reality

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:09, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*sad faced smilie*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:40, archived)
# Toastgelina not so fucking Happy
(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:19, archived)
# forgot the gull protection cream
SPF* 30

*Shrieking Predator F*ckoff times 30
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:27, archived)
# TOATS!! OMG
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 0:41, archived)
#
(ozof, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 1:48, archived)
# Flocking Hell
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 3:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 7:58, archived)
# :D
Pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:14, archived)
# GULLS OF TERROR
(LokiMD, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:59, archived)
#
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. I'm going to go away and have a little cry in the corner of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 10 Aug 2018, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Make it so yuge

excuse the quality, I'm Photoshopping on my phone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:09, archived)
# Yay! And mmmm velour
He apparently tweeted that 1 minute after a report on CNN criticized the plans for Space Force.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Futurama has gone to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:53, archived)
# Whenever I hear that name,
I get Star Fleet by Brian May as an earworm.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:05, archived)
# Classic show
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:35, archived)
# ^ ginger bojo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:53, archived)
# *Dons pedant glasses*
Bu..bu...but the Star Fleet theme and incidental music was composed and performed by Paul Bliss, former Moody Blues keyboardist...Brian May's version, as The Star Fleet Project, was recorded as a homage, with some surprising rock mates, for his son, who was a big fan of the series.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:44, archived)
# My earworm is specifically
the Brian May version.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 22:54, archived)
# Fairy
Nuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:02, archived)
# Bow wow's Soldier in the space (x bomber)
and I'm not Barry Hercules
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:33, archived)
# Are you Bongo Heracles?
Glad to see sfxb.co.uk is still going, a website I've been involved with, on and off, for years, from when the only way of watching the show was on hard-to-come-by US VHS tapes or a dodgy pirate video.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 13:33, archived)
# requires realplayer dates that just a bit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 21:12, archived)
# Photoshopping on a phone?
What kind of Black Magic is that? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 3:33, archived)
# HAHA
Pence is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:54, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:12, archived)
# Cuck Rogers?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:19, archived)
# Are there any women here?????

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 19:15, archived)
# I'm interested to hear what b3ta's antisemitism code is
(97800, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 19:24, archived)
# Not sure, it's probably <antisem> </antisem> or some other old html like the rest of the site
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 20:44, archived)
# <rimshot> </rimshot>
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 23:35, archived)
# With HateTML5 it became <corbyn></corbyn>
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 13:20, archived)
# There are 11 rules. I have decided to adopt all but 3 of them
Do:

Have fun and join in with the conversations
Post pictures you have made
Post links to your new web projects
Say nice things about the pictures you like and Israel.

Don't:

Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to Israel or other boarders
Be boring
Mention Israel.


(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 21:37, archived)
# Oops
I’ve been naughty...
...jusssayin...
...nevermind...

Look over there!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 3:37, archived)
#
is that a pancake?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 11:51, archived)
# Oh I think I smell a rat...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 9 Aug 2018, 17:18, archived)
# SNAP! (click!)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:24, archived)
# I'm not stupid enought to fall for th..........
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:39, archived)
# Muslim women take to the streets with a well-articulated protest
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 16:45, archived)
# WILLS!!! I'M COMING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:40, archived)
# Should've left it llike this really. Oh well!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:41, archived)
# cheapskates!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:45, archived)
# Naaa Naaa Na, Skht Skht Skht, Naa Naa Na.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 8:37, archived)
# may trump, may not, probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 12:00, archived)
#
Clicking, and yet.... I have mixed feelings about this, none of them sexual which makes for a change I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 14:56, archived)
# FVNNY STVFF
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 9:46, archived)
# Jeez, Eddie Izzards let himself go...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:40, archived)
# I seldom drink the hard stuff--but when I do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 3:21, archived)
# "I think someone's talking about me. My ears are burning."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:12, archived)
# I seldom talk about Tribs behind his back, but when I do . . . ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:20, archived)
# flaming eardrumbuies are a young man’s game
(ozof, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:35, archived)
# I saw what you did there :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:52, archived)
# I like this.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 9 Aug 2018, 17:31, archived)
# Thankya, kind Sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 18:23, archived)
# PM proposed new post for Boris, maybe sealed by the weekend.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 8 Aug 2018, 16:56, archived)
# Also reassures public not to worry about Brexit food shortages
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 17:08, archived)
# She's been at it again today

for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 18:22, archived)
# I hear this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjTjerSd4IA
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Aug 2018, 0:42, archived)
# I hear persistent scuttling
then youtu.be/PrFPPoI-yeg (volume down a bit....it's a loud banshee)
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 11:11, archived)
#


Everything's fine. Move along!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Aug 2018, 22:23, archived)
# BREAKING: he's quit already
(LokiMD, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 23:52, archived)
# Worst robot ever.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 0:37, archived)
# it was much funnier when the HIGNFY team did the gag
But perhaps we won't mention that.

https://twitter.com/MrAlfredGarnett/status/1027671719287377922/video/1
(plankton, Fri 10 Aug 2018, 10:31, archived)
#


Click for bigger (233 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 16:36, archived)
# I 'ate you May.
(gijoel, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 23:56, archived)
# Shitler
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 9 Aug 2018, 9:34, archived)

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