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# When your recording contract tolerates ZERO absenteeism.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:39, archived)
# Deadbeats
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 2:47, archived)
# Grateful Deadbeats ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 3:14, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 7:37, archived)
# I like that Ringo is pushing a green barrow.
It reminds me of Percy the small engine from the Thomas series, which Ringo voiced.

A nice detail.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 9:55, archived)
# heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 11:34, archived)
# peace and love
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Found Footage Of Derek Acorah's Death
(JauntyArt, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:38, archived)
# anyone heard from him since......?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 19:29, archived)
#
That is a wonderful question.
(JauntyArt, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 20:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 21:27, archived)
# Fraud --- Fraud and Insane --- Insane
FTFY
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Thanx--I think all so-called mediums (or is it media) are fake.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 3:44, archived)
[challenge entry] and now - the Gallery......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:49, archived)
# took me a moment, well done
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:58, archived)
# But it look NOTHING like a FISH!
/still doesn't get it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:32, archived)
# atomic would get it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:40, archived)
# So it's something to do with tits, nuclear explosions or Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:41, archived)
# yes
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:43, archived)
# Well I do see tits. Am I getting warm?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:46, archived)
# do you usually get warm when you see tits?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Very! :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:41, archived)
# Nobody asked you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 3:01, archived)
# It's a very old brit kids show called Vision On that was signed for the deaf
It gave rise to the expression, "Vision On shorts"; which is when a woman wears shorts so tight you can lipread.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 0:09, archived)
# Very fetching
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 3:02, archived)
# +l
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 12:29, archived)
# <3 <3 <3 even better!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 1:53, archived)
# how old are you mate?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:51, archived)
# Old enough to remember when a candy bar cost 10c (US)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:55, archived)
# haha younger than me mate
This was a show in the early 70s for the deaf and dumb
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 19:07, archived)
# I'm more than just those things!*
*(Ha Ha, not really)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:40, archived)
# But you also have Nazi Nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 3:37, archived)
# Yeah...took me all of 2 seconds.
Some of us are slower than others ....*rolls eyes* '___'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:39, archived)
# I have waited, patiently, for this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 23:29, archived)
# Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:37, archived)
# New painting, Little Boy.


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(Wefail, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:03, archived)
# Get Armageddon Done
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:14, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 Jan 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Awesome
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:20, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:25, archived)
#
Thanks very much all, it was a pain to paint. Bombs aren't easy.
(Wefail, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:13, archived)
# You do...
...lovely paintin's. Is it digital or analog?
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 3:41, archived)
# Ta!
It's Procreate on iPad Pro. I paint traditional too but that takes many more days (weeks in most cases) and there's then just the one original, with digital it's easier to run a set of prints to sell so I can buy food and not starve to death. In theory.
(Wefail, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 8:44, archived)
# Blimey they're ipad paintings
Very nice all the same. Love your bank notes, creepy and great.
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 14:47, archived)
#
Thank you!
(Wefail, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:38, archived)
# Can I ask a favour?
My other half does some really nice digi paintings, but she is struggling to find a good print outlet.
Would you mind pinging me some details of what you do / who you use for prints?

Awesome work, BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 15:52, archived)
# Thanks!
You're always best finding a local print shop so you can go down and talk to them about what you're after (paper type, test prints, etc all much easier to work through in person) but if you Google 'gigclee art print' there's now a huge selection of shops to choose from and most have super easy online interfaces to upload your art and select paper/quantity/border details. I've not yet been disappointed with any of them as they tend to use the same setups to one another for giclee (inkjet) printing.

You can also get some incredibly good home printers now that are pro level and under about £500, if you're planning editions in their 100s then that's also something to look at rather than paying a print shop repeatedly.
(Wefail, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 18:46, archived)
# I would like to see some of your 'traditional' paintings.
(please)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 13:57, archived)
#
Here's a couple of traditional art pieces, they take so long to make though that it would fill my entire year to do a few and I would die. God bless the iPad and layers, undo, scale.



(Wefail, Thu 9 Jan 2020, 16:46, archived)
# Life hack


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(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:24, archived)
# As shown in The Guide To Practical Lawn Watering, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:28, archived)
# Nice leg.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:32, archived)
# Goes well with the shoe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Mmmm, delicious shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:34, archived)
# Whaley good
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Burn to a crisp then die in a blizzard = HomerGeddon
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:15, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:10, archived)
# this is fine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:35, archived)
# Aces!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:21, archived)
# Doh!
likes.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuc'up - one for the kids.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Jan 2020, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] haha have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 15:32, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:41, archived)
# Good to be back
I thought of this terrible pun whilst dropping teh kids off...



at the pool obvs

Happy New Year to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 10:05, archived)
#
couple more for fun
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 10:05, archived)
#
loves ya!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 10:06, archived)
# This one wins.
(gijoel, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 12:44, archived)
# that lad wins every god damn day!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 14:47, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 13:46, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:42, archived)
# Uh Oh
youtu.be/FveF-we6lcE

My kid won't stop saying this so I thought I'd share my pain.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 20:16, archived)
# that's some acrid pain right there
16 million views?
idiot kids have ruined the internet :D haha
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] After a scorching start when the asteroids hit, the weather will cool greatly by the end of the weekend as the impact fallout settles in.
Visibility will be extremely poor, but good news for hay fever sufferers as the pollen count will be non-existent.

(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 4:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 14:14, archived)
# so no change for Aberdeen then
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:50, archived)
# Too late for Santa, I s'pose

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 22:28, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 1:41, archived)
# Happy Candles you Massive Douchebag, you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 1:48, archived)
# candulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 4:57, archived)
# joyous candlething
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 10:44, archived)
# happy birthoff!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 11:41, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 13:48, archived)
# the B3ta army recruiters will be around shortly
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:52, archived)
# 10 years ago to the day...
I started Beta's slowest running series with this: b3ta.com/board/9862567
Here is part 2. If only the 'Literal Brands' challenge had been a few weeks later. Ah well.
See you all in 2030 for part 3!


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(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 22:25, archived)
# ten years for a follow up, it better be worth waiting for
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:21, archived)
# Azrepheal just got bought by valve.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 16:35, archived)
# typical, but wait...
According to a sub thread on Azrephealrumours.org one of the devs has formed a team to continue working towards the ten year release date

Further updates any year now
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:56, archived)
# oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 6:56, archived)
# parp :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Looking forward to part 3 already!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "That's ruddy well made my day...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 16:15, archived)
# "I'll get you for this Butler, you see if I don.... *BOOM!!!*
Very good :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Jan 2020, 17:04, archived)
# top wrok :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] every series now available on All4 on demand
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 15:41, archived)
# *enlists*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 16:43, archived)
# *wins war*
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 22:20, archived)
# Packet of wrists please.


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(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 14:09, archived)
# More of this kind of stuff
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Thank you kindly
More coming
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 14:25, archived)
# 5p... those were the days
*click*
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 15:43, archived)
# Highway Robbery!
Back in my day....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 16:31, archived)
# I really enjoy your work
Mr Peters.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 17:18, archived)
# Andi to his friends
(97800, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 19:11, archived)
# Thank you
Mr Pendantichrist
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 15:38, archived)
# I've just torn muscle in my calf
May I have that flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 17:42, archived)
# Cheesy Psoriasis
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Salt and grated Parmesan!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 21:57, archived)
# I'm on holiday in Scotland
They sell golden wonder in the pubs!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Irn Bru on tap?
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 22:20, archived)
# I love windows...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 1:44, archived)
# Even Windows 10?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:35, archived)
# ....err.....no...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:43, archived)
# mmmm mildy acrid
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 Jan 2020, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

A cheeky pea.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 14:09, archived)
# Haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Jan 2020, 17:09, archived)
# The weirdo and misfit looking for like minded weirdos and misfits
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 11:44, archived)
# This is fine
(gijoel, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 11:50, archived)
# It's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:28, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 14:09, archived)
# ass lip cover?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:28, archived)
# Sunny and chair
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 16:51, archived)
# OEUF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:27, archived)
# UP! (in smoke) 2 : Carl & Russell go to Oz
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 6 Jan 2020, 17:11, archived)
#
....Electric Boogaloo?....no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:29, archived)
# What if I told you...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 21:58, archived)
# .....what?....
....you trying to keep a moron in suspense?....what's the joke?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:27, archived)
# Did you know.........
...that these chairs are famous?! People pay to see them in a museum! These chairs have made tons more money than the actors that sat in them. That means you could be rich and famous and think you're all that, then turns out your fucking sofa is more famous and richer than you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 1:39, archived)
# All in the Family?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 17:36, archived)
#
obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] If you remember this series, you might be too old.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 0:34, archived)
# Is this from 'Home Alone II'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:20, archived)
# No, it's from "Downton Abbey Road" ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 2:31, archived)

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