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[challenge entry] Happy Valentine's Day!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:04, archived)
# What a cock...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:27, archived)
# poultry in motion
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:29, archived)
# that is clearly a hen
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:13, archived)
# Did you just assume xer gender
more hate speech :(((
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:19, archived)
# The Parthenon
It's a play on words.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:13, archived)
# What a hen
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:15, archived)
# but can he play outfield?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:51, archived)
# Bu Bu
Bukakke!!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:21, archived)
# buck buck buck b'cock
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Schofield
Why does it not surprise me that Schofield is getting a free pass on here ?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 16:59, archived)
# The chaos theory or the basal metabolic rate method?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 17:35, archived)
# I think you'd be better off telling everyone why it doesn't surprise you that Schofield is getting a free pass on here, because I can't guess, because I have no idea who you are.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:04, archived)
# Talk>>¿
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06, archived)
# No, thanks, it's full.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06, archived)
# of?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:13, archived)
# CRIMINALS
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:54, archived)
# Who's up for a game of Guess Who...?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:11, archived)
# Top left corner :
Frogbeat
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:22, archived)
# b3ta "email us" bloke
bottom row, 3rd from left
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:41, archived)
# That's ur mum, that is!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:30, archived)
# Make your own! :D :D
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:22, archived)
# 13 years, 3 months and 3 days, and this is your first post. This Schofield thing has really gotten to you eh?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:06, archived)
# Well I think we should be making fun of his homosexuality as if it's the 1970s and we're all jim davidson
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:25, archived)
#
I got an email the other day stating that Jim Davidson had recovered from bankruptcy thanks to shrewdly investing in bitcoin, and inviting me to discover Jim's secrets to getting rich quick.

Seemed like a particularly niche bit of spam and it made me wonder what I've been up to on the web to attract their attention.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:31, archived)
# Wow, that's weirdly specific
Whyever don't they make up lies about someone a bit more mainstream?

(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:39, archived)
#
I just went off and googled it, it is unsurprisingly a scam, the presenters of Good Morning Britain have been used in it as well.

I also found out that Dappy from Ndubz declined to have Davidson as a character reference during a trial.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:54, archived)
# It's Gammon bait.
They figure if someone will fall for a massive scam, they'll fall for a smaller one.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:59, archived)
# somewhat odd, I got it too
and I'm all set once my new Nigerian friend gets back to me. Lovely chap etc etc.

No seriously....i never click that stuff, so i can only assume it's a pornhub thing ( and thanks to YOU fuckers for the Stoya gateway drug.) cunts
(, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 2:22, archived)
#
the other day stating that from

had recovered from bankruptcy thanks to shrewdly investing in bitcoin, and inviting me to discover Jim's secrets to getting rich quick the other day, I opened it and read it, it said he's a sucker
(, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 20:39, archived)
# Why haven't you posted an image yourself if you're that bothered?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah, like that hilarious Dancing on Ice/Christian clergy mashup on his Twitter feed...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:49, archived)
# wanna cyber?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:10, archived)
# Free ass MORE LIKE
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:40, archived)
# ass / sex / location?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:24, archived)
#
Welcome to B3ta, Mrs Schofield
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:15, archived)
# Great comment ^
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:59, archived)
# Hello! Is this you?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Given the homophobic tweets,
it would appear to be...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:06, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Oh, he's a cunt, I get it now.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:26, archived)
# The fuck is all this?
Did the ghost of the talk board just shit it's pants?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:45, archived)
# It is pant's
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah, it is...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:57, archived)
# It is pant is
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:33, archived)
# BOARDIST
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:36, archived)
# Actually yeah this is worse hate speech than the op, mods
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:56, archived)
# Is this you too?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:27, archived)
# Just your standard cheap biro, not gay at all.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:35, archived)
# Rammed it up my arse and drew a smiley face on my prostate. Painful.
2 stars, would not buy again.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:42, archived)
# My gay friends prefer a Sheaffer when drawing on their prostates.
Painful, but a classy kind of pain.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:54, archived)
# Such luxury
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:56, archived)
# *Looks at follows*
Someone is self-radicalising.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:58, archived)
# He’s not in it for the likes, that’s obvious
You can see the tumbleweeds with each post. Thing is, he’s probably got more attention with one post here than all his twitter output combined, albeit as mockery
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:24, archived)
# aww don't go hard on him.
I see most of his posts have at least one 'like'

...oh wait, those are mostly him liking his own tweets, LOL.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Where's the pitcher?

(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Fuck off Eddie
Nobody here cares about Schofield unless he's been accused of raping babies
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Unless it’s culturally appropriate baby-raping
Wouldn’t want be insensitive to traditional practices
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:26, archived)
# I'm impressed that you haven't deleted this yet.
Or is there likely to be a claim of Very Clever Trolling at some point?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:03, archived)
# "I fooled people into thinking I was a twat, by behaving like a twat."
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:53, archived)
# Heh heh heh heh heh heh!!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:17, archived)
# Bloke I met in Australia, who's a builder from England and an imminent father,
seems to have a right hard-on for the Schofield story. Keeps posting shit jokes about it on Facebook, like he thinks "finally I can have a go at Schofield for being a poof!!!" Not sure why he's so obsessed, but I can only imagine the story about a gay man in denial trapped in a heterosexual marriage has troubled him deeply.

/alright, Joe, if it's you.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 21:57, archived)
# No real names
And I don't know what you're implying with this. There's absolutely nothing unusual about a heterosexual male spending a significant proportion of every day thinking about gay men, or trying to encourage others to talk about gay men on a public forum. That's all perfectly normal.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 22:54, archived)
# I don't care what they do in the privacy of their own homes, but I just don't want to be forced to see it firsthand in public, where it might give me ideas.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 23:03, archived)
# I do some casual work at football matches...
1000s of men getting very emotional about 22 men parading around in shorts...not homoerotic at all...!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ^
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 23:36, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 0:47, archived)
# XD ha ha
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:32, archived)
# I thought that got lost, but there it is
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:27, archived)
# I know what you mean
That soignΓ© neutral tone GQ look isn't giving anyone a rag & boner in 2020, he needs to blinge up his ensemble into something less yawncouture, get some epaulettes happening on his structured jacket to frame his smouldering smizes
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 2:51, archived)
# Think Liberace meets Elton meets military chic
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 3:26, archived)
# Hello is this you?

(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 10:19, archived)
# Did you call my pint a woman?
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 11:09, archived)
# Is It Gayshift yet?
Could do with bumming someone for posting without an image!

(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 12:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11306110

Also that post on the FP about him being "gray", where the joke appears to be that someone's added a letter to the word "gay" to make "gray", which is also the US spelling of the colour of his hair. Although his hair is actually white, and has been for decades. Even in his broom cupboard days, apparently he dyed it. So don't go telling us we're giving him a free pass!
(, Wed 12 Feb 2020, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] None chucks nunchucks like Chuck.chucks nunchucks
His name is Chuck, if you hadn't already guessed.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Starfish or banana skin?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 10:50, archived)
# One skin, two skin, three skin...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamster Gymnastics
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:53, archived)
# hamsterriffic!
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] from 2007

(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:47, archived)
# not my best
but it was a long time ago
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Don't ever post your BEST stuff here
I'm saving ALL of my REALLY good stuff for after I die. Then my family will make a fortune off of my work.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a Star

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:36, archived)
# OMG!
Wow!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:42, archived)
# This has many merits
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 5:38, archived)
#
++good
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You'd have to be quackers to try and train this lot
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:06, archived)
# Most of those are Chickens. Tard!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:17, archived)
# They're short-billed filigree Siberian ducks actually.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:24, archived)
# I was half-way through Wikipedia-ing this
before I realised it's not The Bad News Bears...
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hanging six
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:39, archived)
# You like 3 toes per foot?
Sit tight, I got something to show you
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 19:31, archived)
# 6 toes better.

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 21:44, archived)
# 11 toes best.



(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 21:46, archived)
# B&
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:01, archived)
# :((
LOL
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 21:54, archived)
# This is on you
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:01, archived)
# Oddly, this is from 2014. check the filename, then tell me who's fault it is.

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 23:52, archived)
# Oh yes, that's beautiful.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 9:43, archived)
# βš‘ βš‘ βš‘
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:00, archived)
# :))
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 22:01, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 11:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Feb 2020, 11:55, archived)
# Would!*
*If you leave the shoes on!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Winner: Nuts-In-The-Breeze challenge
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!
Monkey Diving

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:23, archived)
# ^Hahah!^
(relative of monkey in need of stool softener)

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Time to fettle that PB...
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:39, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:59, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Stirling Mouse
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:20, archived)
# He DUN made one LOP 'round the track, eh?
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:23, archived)
# I like this!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2020, 1:37, archived)
# I have painted Donald Trump

Click for bigger (267 kb)
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 17:49, archived)
# 2 ears...sounds great
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:19, archived)
# I hear that
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] AHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Click for bigger (260 kb)
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 15:19, archived)
# So it goes
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Hammer Throw
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 14:03, archived)
# STOP!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 14:19, archived)
# Hammer Time!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 21:05, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 11:00, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 11:08, archived)
# President Estevez gone already?
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 11:29, archived)
# LIARS!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] PEA from 2007

(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 1:00, archived)
# Not a sport.
Just entertainment.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 1:16, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] But what about squirrel juggling?
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 17:18, archived)
# Not advanced enough to do the 5 nut juggle, I see...
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 17:21, archived)
# No, the two hanging are spares in reserve ;p
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ooch-ouch-ugnh-ouch...
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:28, archived)
# This is not how to administer CPR to a grizzly
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:00, archived)
# Actually, it's a fisting session in progress ;p
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:01, archived)
# Now I get it!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 3:51, archived)
# Continual Punch (to the) Rear...
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 15:21, archived)
# FUCK YOU SHITBEAR
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:35, archived)
# In the ARSE!
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:32, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be the person who has to put the apron on her
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:35, archived)
# I actually did 2 hours research to make this image perfect!
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:23, archived)
# 2 Hours!....OK, these images have little to do with my shop, but still....
these images have little to do with my shop but still....
I thought this image was particularly awesome so I shopped it a bit.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] "Batminton"

I made it 600 pixels wide in anticipation of an imminent FP, thanks mods
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:26, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:35, archived)
# Thank you for your support, it's the least I deserve for this amount of effort.
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:46, archived)
# What watermark removal algorithm are you using?
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:48, archived)
# oh shit
*awaits websheriff*
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Don’t ‘await’
Just get your housekeeping in order
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 22:54, archived)
# Yeah, but if anything, removing the watermarks would make it *even less* funny.
Jokes are better than technique, apparently. And the joke in the original post is terrible, so making a token attempt to polish it up seems like throwing good effort after bad.
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah, but, it was a great attempt!
Even the 609px sizing, but that little bit of extra effort
would have been SO rewarding! Rather than being a bit β€˜grumpy’
about people who regularly β€˜contribute’, embracing
the B3ta mantra would give you such a boost! The watermarks were easy to
remove, it was a good post, a bit of β€˜polish’ would have been ace!
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Oh wow, you're being serious.
It's not a good post, it's intentionally terrible. The half-arsed nature *is* the joke, about all the rest of the terrible half-arsed jokes that people post on here and expect to be lauded for.

And hey, if reposting any old shit in new threads 15 times a day to fill the vacuum left by the 99.9% of users who have left counts as "regularly 'contributing'", carry on polishing!
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:24, archived)
# Wow!
I’m not being serious! But you’re β€˜cool kid’ buck the trend approach
seems to suit you!

I love it when the non-contributors β€˜knock’ the contributors
and try and look β€˜cool’ and a bit above if all.

Ah well, keep on mocking and poking, you will find solace one day πŸ˜„
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:37, archived)
# In a dance
as old
as time
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:48, archived)
# Thought you might ‘pop up’
:)
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah....totally sucks now.
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:18, archived)
# MODS
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:24, archived)
# OK...now it's funny.
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 12:50, archived)
# I see your Schwartz is (almost) as big as mine.
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 16:06, archived)
# "123RF-No-More® "
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Oh hai!
I β€˜slag’ a lot of posts off, saying that they are
shite and that the site is dead...but...hey...I
STILL post comments!

Aren’t I the β€˜cool kid’ hahahaha
(, Sat 8 Feb 2020, 23:45, archived)
# It's a weird thing to stick around for
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 8:44, archived)
# That Bat is not wearing mittens! 8/10
:D
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 0:42, archived)
# "Don't you mean racket?"
"No, I mean bat..."
(, Sun 9 Feb 2020, 21:09, archived)

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