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[challenge entry] Tigers don’t like honey.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha... same idea :)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:47, archived)
#
Their There...

Edit: your making me look stoopid...!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:46, archived)
#
jinx
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 23:36, archived)
# vg :)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus Christ Fenton!!!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:12, archived)
# This is Grrrrreat!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TIGERS

One word challenge - Tigers! go!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas

(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Un dimanche de distanciation sociale en quarantaine"

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(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:39, archived)
# hello beeter
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:26, archived)
# NSFW Torso
#infest
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:34, archived)
# might be a sausage...
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:37, archived)
# This literal blind date is no fun at all, I want to leave
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:39, archived)
# at least stay for the gravy
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Er my plate's over there
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:04, archived)
# It certainly is veiny!
Phwoar
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:46, archived)
# jpg artifact probably
*whistles*
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:04, archived)
# So that's a new euphemism for herpes then.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:35, archived)
# I love this!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:56, archived)
# you would!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:24, archived)
# I did!
...and I do!

(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:42, archived)
# fresh
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:59, archived)
# Taterriffic!!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 15:15, archived)
# These are all great
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 18:32, archived)
# Hello, Mo!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:25, archived)
# Good to see seamhorses back.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:36, archived)
# Indeed!


EDIT: Of course, they never go out of fashion.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:06, archived)
# Ride a cock horse
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 13:19, archived)
#

(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:06, archived)
# What a waste of parts! I could build 3 or 4 fucklifts with all of the elements you have here.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 20:28, archived)
# This is a super mega model.
You know nothing of my FUCKLIFTS!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:23, archived)
# I INVENTED THE FUCKLIFT
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:31, archived)
# LIAR!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 23:06, archived)
# First to the trough wins!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:02, archived)
# Who fell off number 4?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:09, archived)
# It's the 4 horsemen of the pack o' lips
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:56, archived)
# Is it a ram raid ?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 14:54, archived)
# Look, no hands!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Symbolism
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:08, archived)
#

Click for bigger (277 kb)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:23, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:08, archived)
# A trip to the supermarket for an orgy of virus swapping
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:21, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:49, archived)
# I'm getting old
I thought that was a pack of Imperial Leather
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Remember to wash your hands
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:12, archived)
# haha
Stella does make me soft If you know what I mean
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:18, archived)
# Big Brother's watching you
take a trip down the shops
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:58, archived)
# George Unwell?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:11, archived)
# Should have been created by David Icke
Then we'd learn how it came from chemtrails and was activated by 5G masts. But doesn't affect lizards.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] pffffft
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 10:37, archived)
# Best funeral plan ever
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:59, archived)
# haha
Cremation would be fun
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:12, archived)
# Reapers
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:09, archived)
# Amidoinitrite?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 9:24, archived)
# Reason: Please stop with the Star Wars bollocks. It's making my life hell.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 10:31, archived)
# It's like he doesn't carrot all...
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:19, archived)
# Oh pedro
Your puns are so vedgy
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 12:37, archived)
# They can't be beet!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:04, archived)
# Not necesscelery!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:02, archived)
# People are so quinoa on pun threads.
I radish the chance of joining in.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:40, archived)
# :D
needs moar potato
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 10:38, archived)
# Loving the dog bone arms
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:53, archived)
# Better than any LG15 shop!
Nice hair! :D
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:01, archived)
# Guys I did this thing but I dunno

Click for bigger (437 kb)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:13, archived)
# this is what life looks like when you blaze it all month long on 04.20
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:23, archived)
# what else does life look like woodski?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:39, archived)
# it's no abbey road
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:26, archived)
# Send it to Vision On
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:41, archived)
# It did happen! I was there...
....but I did not paint the Batmobile, nor did I fuck a potato.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:54, archived)
# be excellent to each other!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:05, archived)
# Oh you just wait. He's gonna post the most amazing Star Wars Speeder ever!
Shut us all up....he will. \o/
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:12, archived)
# https://b3ta.com/board/11310664
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:15, archived)
# I'm chillin'... like Bob Dylan.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:33, archived)
# It's been quite the day
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 7:47, archived)
# I like your Bat Space Cheeseburger.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:48, archived)
# It's a french dip sandwich actually
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:55, archived)
# I like the Spock in the cardboard NCC1701
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 21:57, archived)
# RIP Eddie
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:50, archived)
# I like this one too
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:55, archived)
# Thanks!
3 paintings combined.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:30, archived)
# NICE
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:55, archived)
# Thank you.
I photoshopped 3 paintings together.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:31, archived)
# Love it!
But where's the vile rabbit?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 0:55, archived)
# Thanks Pedro.
I didn't paint it.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:31, archived)
# :/
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:32, archived)
# Please don't post stuff on the board that you haven't made yourself, thanks.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:04, archived)
# I confess....I did not make Star Wars.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:56, archived)
# Oh wow--cut and paste two scenes together and you've accomplished something? Pffff
To quote you earlier about that ratspeeder, "The work is 100% all mine." Well a casual look at TinEye
shows you did little more than tack on some bells and whistles to someone else's work. Hey, we do
it all the time, but to be an outright liar about it is over the top. Enjoy your "originality."
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:16, archived)
# You have no idea what it actually took to make that image. That's why you'd rather compare 2 pics, instead of attempting it yourself.
You're a complete loser.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:27, archived)
# Got caught didn't you, jackass
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:34, archived)
# I took dumps that had more intelligence than you.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:35, archived)
# Yeah, I used the Batmobile....NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
Dumb Fuck!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:34, archived)
# How am I the dumb fuck when YOU claimed it was 100% your work?
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:39, archived)
# Go stick your carrot in a potato.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:42, archived)
# Also,
I have both halves of the Frankenstein image above in case you want to claim it's all your work when you did little more than paste the two together.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:55, archived)
# It's actually 3 paintings combined....and no....I didn't paint them myself. :/
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:02, archived)
# Listen cunt--the only reason I'm raggin' your stupid ass is that you've been an asshole to me
forever and I'm sick of your shit. You want this to stop, then grow UP!




Here's the center section you ripped off!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:11, archived)
# Listen dumb fuck.....we all eagerly await your awesome Star Wars Speeder.
WOW US!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:15, archived)
# We'll see about that.
if I decide to do it, I'd be starting from the same batmobile platform that you did and the finished product would be whatever I want it to be--not just your idea of what you call a "speeder."
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:24, archived)
# Also....could you 'unignore' all the people you have on ignore...they have some nice things to say about you.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:29, archived)
# There are a handful of people I care about here on b3ta and a lot I've just written off.
There are only one or two ignorant assholes still active, and you are one.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:32, archived)
# I didn't say to shop the Batmobile. I said make a Star Wars Speeder. Huge difference.
Just give up now and apologize to everyone.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:34, archived)
# I don't take orders from wankers--get that in your head.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:06, archived)
# Can I raise a practical question at this point?
Are we going to do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?

(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:08, archived)
# You can't do it... OBV
Loser. Don't challenge someone and then back out with your balls between your legs.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:38, archived)
# I made a dead exact spot on duplicate in a matter of minutes. Behold:
Click for bigger (121 kb)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:14, archived)
# Great Job, man!.... So easy...even LG15 can do it. (or whatever)
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:39, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:04, archived)
# Thanks!
I did not build the Batmobile from scratch...soz.....
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:53, archived)
# It's fine
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:27, archived)
# Well I'm quite enjoying this paintery things
pls continue!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 7:32, archived)
# \o/'
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:57, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:41, archived)
# \:D/
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:57, archived)
# WTF ???
I leave b3ta for a few hours and all hell breaks loose. people are getting serious and nasty, instead of silly and artistic.
Most of you have skills and talent way beyond mine (check my posts) so I never criticise in a negative way; that doesn't mean you shouldn't, but I always liked b3ta because it's a broad church.
please let's get back to being silly, we need it now anyway.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:44, archived)
# Fuck off, cunt.
/ac
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:45, archived)
# I liked b3ta because nobody took themselves too seriously,
and it was all about jokes being better than technique. And people knew not to take it seriously when someone else was rude to them.

Now though, it's wall to wall self-important pricks posting joke-free posts and their fan club sucking their internet cocks for it. Fuck that.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:50, archived)
# pretty much what i said
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:18, archived)
# RIP Eddie
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:06, archived)
# EDDIE NOT SO FUCKING LARGE
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:50, archived)
# Too difficult to follow an argument on here anyway
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:07, archived)
# In fairness, you already know what to expect. No need to actually read it.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:34, archived)
# Hello, Mo!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 0:05, archived)
# *remembers*
*forgives*
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 0:10, archived)
# Hey Pedro :)
I hung around the other day waiting for you to notice me but you didn't. I don't care, I've forgotten all about it in fact.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:06, archived)
# Did you know that we can steal pictures off the internet and photoshop them into new pictures?
Amazing that none of us have ever done that before.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:10, archived)
# This is an accidentally brilliant feature.
Only the truly dedicated can continue an argument.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 1:54, archived)
# We need more...

People fuckin' love FL's
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:10, archived)
# Nobody likes FUCKLIFTS....but I do.......time to chillax....

(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:27, archived)
# FP this NOW
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:22, archived)
# I don’t get to see any of that because LS18 has me on ignore, for calling out his racist shit and horrible attitude, around 7 years ago
Perhaps you could do the same, if he’s bothering you.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:27, archived)
# It's a terrible shame that the b3ta mods keep turning a blind eye to LS18's frequent and endlessly repeated dog-whistle racism,
never mind his witless humour-free partisan political posts, and keep FPing the odd post that they happen to notice. It's almost as if they don't have a fucking clue.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:38, archived)
# I thought he flounced years ago anyway
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:44, archived)
# remember the alamo
never forgive
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:48, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 0:22, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 0:27, archived)
# And a few frankly bizarre posts about how he'd like to do a sex in Greta Thunberg
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:16, archived)
# Would he? That's not good is it.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:34, archived)
# he is compelled to humiliate anyone that he feels even slightly threatened by
at odds, curiously, with anything involving cows
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:34, archived)
# how long ago was this? She's only been over 16 for a little over a year.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 8:25, archived)
# i was surprised the prick came back to be honest
racist cunt. i called him out, you backed me up as i recall.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:02, archived)
# I applaud his retroactive ignore the ignore-ers campaign.
He's like one of those Japanese self cleaning toilets: problem and solution all in one.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

posted it anyway (ps, how many pixels widths are we allowed?)
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 20:02, archived)
# Nice
The fork is a nice touch
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:00, archived)
# aw bless, most kind Mr Mofe.
i haven't the talent to make a proper Hopper house.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Ha! This is good
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:03, archived)
# cheers P
\o/
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 0:36, archived)
#

Click for bigger (1822 kb)
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Fer...fer...fer...
Fuck you Covid-19!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:14, archived)
#
Hahaha
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:15, archived)
# Oh god
That made me spit my tea out laughing.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:28, archived)
# I LOVED Ernest Borgnine in Airwolf!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:53, archived)
# Yay
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 5:42, archived)
# What's he playin at?
I can see essentials behind him.
Fishes and sarsaparilla and rhubarb and custard pips.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 17:32, archived)
# "It's not the ____ of your _____ that counts, it's what you _____ with it"
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:42, archived)
# Wow your skills are
In need of improvement
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 20:48, archived)
# Why not show us YOU can shop two peices of produce this way?
If you can, I'll congratulate you.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:01, archived)
# If that's a challenge then no
Because you will tuck your dick in between your legs like you did down there
.
.
.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:05, archived)
# looks so real yo
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 20:59, archived)
# do half as good
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:18, archived)
# Am I doing this right?
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:15, archived)
# Bloody show off!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:56, archived)
# ...and you are?
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 23:22, archived)
# Photoshopped images only please.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 9:25, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 16:59, archived)
# Does everyone in America
have such big hands ?
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:35, archived)
# Yes.
And also a much longer right arm.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:44, archived)
# Actually....she's just a normal girl.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 3:56, archived)
# What a freak of nature she is!
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 6:33, archived)
# Time's up...
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Congratulations on your forthcoming FP
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:25, archived)
# Episode 2. Theme Tune!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 17:34, archived)
# Ha ha
Dicks
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:00, archived)
# This is better than Chico & The Man!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 18:37, archived)
# He's getting into all kinds of shit.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Now THIS is b3ta!
Not that dull unfunny shit that keeps getting FP'd.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:24, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 19:27, archived)
# a roomful of grammar schoolers will laugh at anything
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:21, archived)
# It's all getting a bit /talk now
I'm gonna watch a movie... big love to all the b3tans
Except LS18 you're an attention whore cunt :D nite x
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Fine--I can afford to put you on ignore without consequence.
Nobody I care about gets on your threads anyway. Adios, prick.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:30, archived)
# bit nasty
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 21:37, archived)
# You don't need to sully everyone's thread with your hatred.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 22:25, archived)
# There is also people like myself that posts unfunny stuff that never gets FP'd
(, Sat 4 Apr 2020, 2:46, archived)

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