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[challenge entry] "Ooh, I'd give anything for a pint o mild, down Rovers!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 13:24, archived)
# TION?
I don't get it
(97800, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 14:01, archived)
# Corona Nation
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 15:19, archived)
# I don't have coronavirus!
I've got the covid-19
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 16:10, archived)
# There are some people in the street not clapping loud enough - sick of it
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:11, archived)
# Matthew Hancock's phone number !
Haha very good. Might have been better to be Priti Patel's, the way the Police are actually behaving.
(davyclam, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Jeremy Beadle


compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:26, archived)
# HAHAHA, excellent
10 points for getting the 'right' little hand
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 15:59, archived)
# He was a Friend of Durham Miner's Gala.
(davyclam, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 6:44, archived)
# neck sounds great
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:23, archived)
# That's a stretch from the usual replies. '___'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 19:17, archived)
# Grrrrr-affe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:18, archived)
# Stop drooling, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 19:18, archived)
#

Click for bigger (379 kb)
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:48, archived)
#
I survived the holy toilet paper crusades of 2020
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:22, archived)
# ^ My kid got on my computer again
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 0:27, archived)
#
Raiders Of The Lost Arse
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:16, archived)
# You've still got some left, you lightweight.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:33, archived)
# AND cardboard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:57, archived)
# Exactly! That's a good week's worth of wiping there.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
#
And then the metal holder to scoop the last bits out
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:17, archived)
# Also walls can be very absorbent in extreme emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 19:19, archived)
# It's worse than people realize.
I can't find garlic anywhere. And ketchup...forget about it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:35, archived)
# It's alright, salt is a good garlic substitute.
(97800, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:39, archived)
# salt, an epicurist's delight
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:05, archived)
# I just want to know the logic behind this.
So far I've seen extreme hoarding of bread, flour, ketchup, and garlic. Are they making something from these that I should know about? What am I doing wrong, I wonder. It's like maybe they're creating some kind of shrine, or pagan ritual. We need to do a forensic analysis.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:32, archived)
# VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:23, archived)
# They're staple foods, but dunno why they're called that because I doubt ketchup is very good at holding papers together
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 16:01, archived)
# Yea there were some people panic buying in Walmart
and because of the social distancing rule, which had only been established a few weeks earlier, I suppose it was the initial phase where novelty outweighs boredom, and everyone was talking excitedly about catching up on all the shows they'd been meaning to watch, and of course that's gotten a lot easier because many of the streaming services have been putting some content out for free, admittedly some of the older show and movies, and of course old favorites such as Seinfeld, so many classic episodes of that, The Soup Nazi was on the other night, what's that other one where she's on the muscle relaxant, Stella! Stella! I love her in Veep too although I haven't watched that many of them it's the same people that did The Thick Of It and that other one, it's famous, you must have heard of it, so anyway, yea there were some people panic buying in Walmart
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:11, archived)
# I've just watched all 400 episodes of the Forensic Files.
I can now commit a crime, and avoid detection.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:37, archived)
# Don't laugh.
You could be my next victim.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 2:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:44, archived)
# plane talk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj6-LG5VpGk
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 21:01, archived)
# ancient memories
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:58, archived)
# Snoopy ain't coming home
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 21:04, archived)
# He gonna DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:58, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:14, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:59, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJ1Gnh9wPU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:50, archived)
# *gag* :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 2:14, archived)
# Yeah...
That tune didn't age well :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:19, archived)
# Want down in flames.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 19:20, archived)
# Discovered via Monkeon's new thing:
youtube.com/watch?v=vIVtimxwA0Q
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 20:23, archived)
#
fucking weird
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Apr 2020, 2:24, archived)
# I remember the last time some creepy, corrupt fucker that no-one challenged was handing out badges
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 9:03, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 10:41, archived)
# who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 12:53, archived)
# Hat Mancock
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 14:35, archived)
# Chump Manbear
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 16 Apr 2020, 15:52, archived)
# Bond.
James Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:11, archived)
# nah - this bloke looks shaken, not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:53, archived)
# Matt LeBlanc
(97800, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:13, archived)
# Matt Bianco
(97800, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:13, archived)
# Matt Emulsion
(97800, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:14, archived)
# Matt Hewenson
(97800, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:15, archived)
# Matt Groening
(97800, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:16, archived)
# Uncle Travelling Matt
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Welcome Matt
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:45, archived)
# Matte Black
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice, have a political pea for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 19:02, archived)
# Twat Manchild
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:24, archived)
#


Click for bigger (417 kb)

(mikey2gorgeous4u, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 8:27, archived)
# Gianni Teabags puts on an incredible show.
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:43, archived)
# Sympathy reply
This is great
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 9:52, archived)
# The teapot pose
is the best pose.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 9:53, archived)
# Ooh ducky...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 16:59, archived)
# Tip me up and pour me out
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:03, archived)
# Ooh, Tea3PO likes this!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 19:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:15, archived)
# Kirk would take 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:17, archived)
# Damn Right!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:40, archived)
# That's not Standing Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:27, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:31, archived)
# But it's a cat....and it's standing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:40, archived)
# As the returning officer I will now read out the results of this by-election
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 8:42, archived)
# I hope that Megalon stood for the Monster Raving Loony Party...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 17:46, archived)
# Do not put your hopes and dreams on monsters with schemes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Such wise words,
that have gone unheeded in recent years...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Now watching "Destroy All Monsters"'..
a big favourite of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:08, archived)
#
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 6:23, archived)
# I did tell you back in January this would happen
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:28, archived)
# Link?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:41, archived)
#
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 0:49, archived)
# You need some new material.
Did you lose your computer in the back alley again?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 1:35, archived)
# You are almost spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 13:58, archived)
# :(
Stay well my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 17:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Dick Wankcock
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 17:59, archived)
# visually
similar is great
(ozof, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 7:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Done a Noseybonk
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:27, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIE!!
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 3:29, archived)
# Faeries alive!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 16 Apr 2020, 11:09, archived)
# FP this bastard nowl
(gijoel, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 9:55, archived)
#
Love this. Used to collect all the Unexplained magazines. Amazing how many spontaneous human combustion cases happened right next to those old electric bar heaters.
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 14:11, archived)
# Almost a Gromit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:58, archived)
# Fucking wonderful!!
*doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:08, archived)
# Now I want to play with my ViewMaster again!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:15, archived)
# Tesco light bulbs are the best light bulbs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Yay. Thank you for bringing this back to my memory
it had been lost for years
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 10:04, archived)
# And look at this...
Nose Gays

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 10:05, archived)
# Shat Flangecock
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 18:05, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 19:04, archived)
# seriously
that's brilliant.
(pikey, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 22:14, archived)
#
Fantastic
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 12:15, archived)
#
Incredible!
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 14:10, archived)
# Posting on behalf of new user Felnstaren

[Felnstaren made this. I am posting it because xe just made an account so cannot post images yet.]
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:10, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:34, archived)
# it's really not though
(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:54, archived)
# If the Chinese president wants to post here I don't see how that's any different to any other famous person who posts here, like Jonathan King for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 3:33, archived)
# I'm replying on behalf of Pedro:
"Ooooooo.... I LOVE HORSES!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:41, archived)
# What do you think Pedro's approximation of their postion in the animal world be, atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:45, archived)
# doggy position
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:08, archived)
# This was your chance to say "best of all the animals" and you blew it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 3:29, archived)
# I follow my own path...not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 3:49, archived)
# bEST OF aLL THE aNIMALS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 1:50, archived)
# xe
warri prince
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:15, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 22:26, archived)
# should be a fat orange horse
(ozof, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 3:12, archived)
# OK Jeremy
(Hemipygous, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It is time to keep your appointment
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Yay!
Though maybe Eammon Holmes could be the man at the front
(Hemipygous, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:53, archived)
# good idea!
i have stolen your idea
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:08, archived)
# Once more, Yay!
(Hemipygous, Thu 16 Apr 2020, 20:02, archived)
# Shouldn't that be the Thicker Man!?
(Cerberus64, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 19:57, archived)
# your idea is also good
but with that font i'm not going to attempt stealing it
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:09, archived)
# seamless
(97800, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 20:29, archived)
# THICC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2020, 21:47, archived)

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