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[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
# *needs more lady
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 19:29, archived)
# yay
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 20:06, archived)
# I LOLed out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 21:13, archived)
# Man Hand
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] pea hen
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] He killed two stones with ONE bird
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:33, archived)
# Haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry]


The most eggciting "Chick"-flick of the 80's

A Journey in to Dudley Moore Bestiality

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(razzle, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:17, archived)
# "Oh, why am I so massive?"
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)
# To get to the other side
Alt: Something about Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:48, archived)
# Laughing like a loon
The head is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] CLUCKWORK ORANGE
(Alligator, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
aaaargh just did this

(razzle, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:46, archived)
# The more the merrier!
(Alligator, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The Birds was too obvious...
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)
# The Birds would be funny though, if you swapped every bird for a roast chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:57, archived)
# I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Only a massive cock would eggsecute an entire planet

(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:44, archived)
# He looks much better than he did in Rogue One.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:03, archived)
# Heheh
Chicken-generated images - it's the future of movie fx!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:10, archived)
# pfft
You big silly
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:19, archived)
# Well which is it?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 17:03, archived)
# A space station
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:25, archived)
# Foghorn Leghorn ruined me :D
i.imgur.com/LqC7zJx.mp4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm...v2

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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm....

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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHICKEN FILMS

Make films but with chickens. Fowl Metal Jacket, Ten angry hens or just stick a chicken in a movie scene for lols.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)
# BGARK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The bantam menace
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Return of the giblet
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:28, archived)
# The search for cock
No doubt porn exists, I'm not googling
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:38, archived)
# Black Cock Down
likewise
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I smell fowl play...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:50, archived)
#
Awaits Capon Fear and any varients of to kill a mocking/laying etc bird starring Gregory Peck
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:02, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 19:46, archived)
# Happy 38th birthday to The Young Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Rip mayall
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)
# too soon
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:26, archived)
# And you may find yourself, living in a student squat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:26, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:17, archived)
# Excellent, thought it was monkeon initially
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] New Job Alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 13:11, archived)
# What sort of elbow flexing algorithm did you use?
Actually, that's how daddy shakes hands!!
Good work!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 13:20, archived)
# It's a bezier wank
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 13:37, archived)
# Sighin' wave
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
This has someone feeling Randy...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 13:21, archived)
# Orange face, tiny hands and a huge grey penis
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 13:29, archived)
# You got the lyrics all wrong!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZIM2OuXjjg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:12, archived)
# Splash your cream right in her headlamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)
# Congratulations
on the very realistic pearl necklace running down her coat. That must have taken ages to 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:51, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Nov 2020, 15:58, archived)
# used to play this on saturdays after lunch then we'd all watch grandstand

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(zjqj Hoof planet, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 23:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 0:33, archived)
# You spews, you lose.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 0:47, archived)
# Marry Me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 1:25, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what is going on here
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 10:00, archived)
# No horse, no wife, no moustache
(zjqj Hoof planet, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 10:27, archived)
# Fewer doxing pls
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 10:58, archived)
# Same
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 18:20, archived)
# Is that Sean Connery?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 12:48, archived)
# Check it again Don.
(AdrianJ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 22:05, archived)
# errmm, donny is still president
and when a president leaves office they're still referred to as president
and joey's only president elect.

log in unsuccessful
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 12:24, archived)
# ...Here's the deal....You kids like pizza?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:14, archived)
#
I thought Comet was an electrical retail chain that was full of inexperienced staff
(razzle, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Google 'PIZZAGATE'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 20:17, archived)
#
Private Eye podcast has a good interview with the owner. What he has had to put up with beggars belief.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 20:30, archived)
# Then google “basement”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 22:05, archived)
# Ignore the word 'debunked'.
That is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 22:33, archived)
# Then google "Google"
You'll crash the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 23:26, archived)
# Google 'FUCKLIFT' and try not to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 1:16, archived)
# A year or two back, I heard "Let's Push Things Forward" by The Streets on the radio.
First time I'd heard it in at least a decade. Anyway, at one point in the song, Mike Skinner says "You won't find us on Alta Vista". I vaguely remembered Alta Vista being a thing, but honestly couldn't remember what it was. So I had to Google it.

Now that, Alanis, is ironic.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 6:45, archived)
# I remember Alta Vista boasted a whopping 2TB of index data (or was it 2GB?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 12:21, archived)
# Bytes
(dribble, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 12:53, archived)

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