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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 1:39, archived)
# Non compo Pea




(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 7:29, archived)
# Oh my
(rogerzilla, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 17:58, archived)
# Tiny pants=MASSIVE interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:54, archived)
# She's in good shape for someone who pushed out a fictional kid 10 years ago
(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Star Trek 2 : The Mard of Khan

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 22:58, archived)
# Glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 2:45, archived)
# this whole ferret thing though
it's not especially northern.
(ozof, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 5:16, archived)
# No, it’s more of a ferret thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 5:45, archived)
# You've got me fact checking.
And now I know the rules of ferret-legging.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging

No drunks allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 9:07, archived)
# silly buggers
(ozof, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 5:45, archived)
# Haha, inspired
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS TOOK AGES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:07, archived)
# Exactly. He deserves one. Its hard work being a feret
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:33, archived)
# ❤️
(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:36, archived)
#
Ferrets move pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could lose them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:56, archived)
# 🤩
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:00, archived)
# I can guarantee you that my Green Ferret took longer, but yours is better, maturally. :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:05, archived)
# That ferret looks like he is from slightly further south than "the north", I demand you remove this from the image challenge.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:06, archived)
# He can do the accent, does that make a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:20, archived)
# Ah divvent nah
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:46, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:59, archived)
# AH DERNT RILLY NERRR
(dribble, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 1:07, archived)
# Ah ok, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 3:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 22:59, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 23:37, archived)
# Might FP this l........
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "I want you to go to Wigan this evening, 007..."
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:54, archived)
# Pie another day
The pie who loved me
For your pies only
Live and let pie
Golden pie
Tomorrow never pies
Pie fall
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 10:16, archived)
# Gosh
I think you've picked up on some kind of recurring theme here.
Do you think it could be deliberate?
A hidden message?
(davyclam, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 12:37, archived)
# Dr Pie
From Russia with Pie.
Piefinger.
Thunderpie.
You only live Pies.
er...can't think of any more.
(davyclam, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 12:39, archived)
# Please, allow me. *swings sledgehammer*
Piemonds Are Forever
On Her Majespie's Secret Service
Octopiessy
The Living Daypies
From A View To A Pie (AKA James Bond and the Pie Before Breakfast)
Quantum of Pie
The Hildebrand Rhubarb Piety
Piesico (AKA The Double Bake)
Pie in New York
Property of a Pie (AKA The Pievory Hammer)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "There's no CHEEEESE Sinbad!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:58, archived)
# lol
you twit

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:39, archived)
# :D hah!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:59, archived)
# Proper LOLs
(Cerberus64, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:12, archived)
# Hahhah!
Lovely Q!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:42, archived)
# Might fp this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:55, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 19:55, archived)
# fp posse reprazent!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:03, archived)
# might veto this
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:06, archived)
# MODS oh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 22:16, archived)
# Far too silly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:36, archived)
# The 7th Grand Day Out of Sinbad
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:40, archived)
# apple sauce
applause, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:41, archived)
# It’s the wrong legend, and it’s gone wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 22:25, archived)
# excellent silliness
(raypugh, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 6:57, archived)
# I think I've seen him sitting outside a Spoons somewhere
(rogerzilla, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 7:27, archived)
# Lovely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:40, archived)
# Andrew Kneel

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:23, archived)
# Gammon Lives Matter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:52, archived)
# Black backgrounds matter
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:02, archived)
# Dark matter is believed to be a form of matter thought to account for approximately 85% of the matter in the universe
and about 27% of its total mass–energy density or about 2.241×10−27 kg/m3.

No idea how dense you have to be to watch GBeebies, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:03, archived)
# Mr Tumble should show up
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:20, archived)
# Not sure, he might be a bit too intellectual for them
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:12, archived)
# Well done
Gammon
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:58, archived)
# Photo by Isaac Hunt
Art direction by Hugh Janus
Wardrobe by Wayne Kerr
Lighting by Ivor Holden-Cox
(rogerzilla, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:25, archived)
# Has anyone blamed Antifa fifth columnists for the "technical hiccups" yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:54, archived)
# Don't be silly, that was the third wave feminists.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(pinefresh, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:14, archived)
# hehe - I would love to see this actually get made.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:23, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry]


This was originally just about Hull the place but I couldn't resist a double Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice...here's another one from hull
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:48, archived)
#
Hull nursed an increasing resentment towards his puppet, believing that the success of the bird prevented him from pursuing other avenues in show business


Did he fall or was he pushed? Where was Emu that fateful day?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:06, archived)
# I think you mean, was Emu on hand that fateful day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a triumph. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 8:37, archived)
# Triumph Acclaim
Is "Sieg Heil" in German
(rogerzilla, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:03, archived)
# it's like frogs, but with tits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:36, archived)
# So, titfrog then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:48, archived)
# hey, you might be on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:48, archived)
# TONY BLAIR DISASTER SALAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:50, archived)
# That's what I've been saying all day!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:53, archived)
#
This just turned up on pexel, don’t say I never give you anything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 3:10, archived)
# feets too big for the shoes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 3:22, archived)
# The shoes look ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 4:38, archived)
# ...but I'm not being picky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 3:23, archived)
# You are, and the irony of you finding some oversized feet unacceptable is not lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 5:15, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:52, archived)
# You sure that's not a toad? I was told off for such ignorance.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 19:13, archived)
# They are all common frogs to me

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] flash bastard
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Still not shirt weather.

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 1:42, archived)
#
hahahaha
(raypugh, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 7:22, archived)
# There are how many DUP years to a human year?
(LokiMD, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 22:10, archived)
# DUP ears to a human ear? At least two.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 22:39, archived)
# I must admit he lasted longer than I thought he would
Arlene must be having a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:44, archived)
# I like to think that if a politician doesn't last at least one full term they squeeze their portrait proportionally
before hanging it next to the rest
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:18, archived)
# I hope nobody minds
I copied many of the terrific Northern fillums to some fellow Northerners who probably don't b3ta.
I just think they're the best evvah.
Thank you all for your skilz and humo(u)r.
May it keep on going and never end.
Ah'l sithee.
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:37, archived)
# Is this where I share my ideas for people to shop?
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:52, archived)
# Treat yourself with some lovely wool socks made in Britain by Hebtroco
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOCKS BABY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:19, archived)
# Well since you asked!
Last Scouse on the left!
The Liverpool football team line up with the furthest left player all horrified with blood and holding an axe etc (I've not seen the film myself)
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:58, archived)
# The Hunt for Bread October
with the cast of the sitcom "Bread" hilariously headswapped onto the poster.

Breadator
with the cast of the sitcom "Bread" hilariously headswapped onto the poster.

The Shawshank Breademption
with the cast of the sitcom "Bread" hilariously headswapped onto the poster.

Bread Sonja
with the cast of the sitcom "Bread" hilariously headswapped onto the poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:45, archived)
# I didn't know
porn hub had a forum
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:56, archived)
# well this has reminded me to link the challenge on social
so that was exciting
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:22, archived)
# How would anyone have known to mind, if you hadn't announced it?
Asking for a friend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:23, archived)
# It was more a thanks than an ask.
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:46, archived)
# My friend said to say that he'll see you in court.
I hope you've got Web Sheriff as lawyers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:55, archived)
# I mind.
Now what?

:)))

Edit: And where's the pitcher?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:37, archived)
# Now I apologise
from the heart of my bottom. ;o)
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:47, archived)
# I accept your miserable excuse for an apology and wish you God speed with your sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:01, archived)
# Thanks
My intention is that unbelievers will attain enlightenment through B3ta.
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:50, archived)
# Then maybe they should come here to look at the pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 21:53, archived)
# Yes
I told them
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 22:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yeah, films. Right. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 17:54, archived)
# Ah, I remember that company logo.
I always thought "I don't need to imagine the name of the game, it's printed right there!"

I didn't have many friends.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:40, archived)
# The ocean logo is also burned into my retinas.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:47, archived)
# and the loading music
(horrid, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:08, archived)
# Good old days,
video games about shooting the ground
Thrilling stuff
(dribble, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 0:19, archived)
# ironically if i remember right hardly anyone shoots at all in the actual game
despite carrying guns, they just run onto your knife.

I sucked so much at this game.
(horrid, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll tell you this fer nowt, the next drink I 'ave's gonna be a Double Diamond. Ice cold. There's a little bar in 'Alifax with a wooden top counter and high stools. They serve t'best beer in all the north-west.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:09, archived)
# "Aye. Worth waitin' for."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:04, archived)
# Webster's Pennine Bitter
not DD, surely.
Webster's Green Label was great, an early memory.
Fountainhead Brewery, founded 1838.
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:13, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:28, archived)
# Ugh
Call me a southern jessie, but I like warm bitter
(rogerzilla, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:46, archived)
# Southern jessie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:38, archived)
# Southern Jessie
(davyclam, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:29, archived)
# Southern Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:37, archived)
#
(bandwagon)
southern jessie
(/bandwagon)
(razzle, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:45, archived)
# Also, good on you for not shopping Sylvia Syms
That would be sacrilege
(rogerzilla, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 10:44, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] By ‘eck

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:07, archived)

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