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# Gawd bless yer, Ma'am


twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1490295526612426752
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:44, archived)
# The more he lies, the more his nose grows, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:26, archived)
# Prorogis Monkey?
(Cerberus64, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 20:02, archived)
# You're thinking of his penis.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΚ‡I ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ǝʇɐΙ₯ l, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:25, archived)
# Grows some
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 22:40, archived)
# Grew some.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 23:11, archived)
# no real pics, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:08, archived)
# You've Gorn an' dunnit now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 20:48, archived)
# escher bit like those black and white pencil drawings students really like
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:02, archived)
# U Filtad.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:26, archived)
# ?
Filtered?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:46, archived)
# Are you just going to take that? Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 22:41, archived)
# I do not consent to whatever this is.
Seriously, what's a filtad? What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 22:54, archived)
# Yep. Filtered.
....from when all this was just fields as far as the eye could see.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 23:12, archived)
# Cheers. Yes there's filtering, but it isn't an internet jigsaw filter or jigsaw script.
It's mostly this:
media.istockphoto.com/photos/hand-put-the-last-piece-of-jigsaw-puzzle-to-complete-the-mission-picture-id1043932364?k=6&m=1043932364&s=170667a&w=0&h=D8vl44BjfPhIw8mitxYOgyP-fwTmgJhDd22IYRy_giU=
(soz for the horrific link)
Plus this:
b3ta.com/board/11360189
With a tiny bit of this:
2.bp.blogspot.com/_meEYkcjYcnw/SciLV8vsdqI/AAAAAAAAABc/cWx-9fYURTI/s320/Picture+5.png
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Here, you can have a go. I definitely did.


from 2009
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 21:32, archived)
# Now make it a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] My usual lack of effort.

Click for bigger (182 kb)
(WGCtrev, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 16:11, archived)
# And yet Patel's innumeracy issues just get lost in the log flume of shittiness
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 17:14, archived)
# She's got a slightly lighter skin tone,
that's probably part of the reason why.

edit: I should clarify that I'm not trying to accuse WGCtrev of racism here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:15, archived)
# You don't need to try.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:29, archived)
# £350 million per week
40 new hospitals
20,000 more nurses
10,000 more police

I’m a lot more forgiving of people who fluff their lines than I am of those who intentionally set out to deceive.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:41, archived)
#
Nothing to do with race. It's totally only about her being as thick as mince.
(WGCtrev, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 11:33, archived)
# Feeling blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Lemdle
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 15:08, archived)
# Oh, that's a bit lovely that is.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 15:21, archived)
# :D much obliged!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 0:02, archived)
# Aces!
-click-
By the power of candles - FP this!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 23:31, archived)
# Thanks! Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 0:02, archived)
# 2 pints but 15 candles, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 0:06, archived)
# Happy Candles 1.13652Litres
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 10:07, archived)
# lovely!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 9:19, archived)
# top notch
really highlights how good those graphics were even though they were piss-poor - all that fluid movement in such a small space
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 10:11, archived)
#
Lovely
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 7 Feb 2022, 12:46, archived)
# This got stuck in my head after those appalling interviews yesterday morning.

Can't wait until that ship finally sinks.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Search for "nadine dorries ex husband" and try to figure out who he reminds you of
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:39, archived)
#
that took too long to find

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/07/article-2244886-0CAE5067000005DC-182_306x612.jpg

(razzle, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:01, archived)
# If you told me that was Stanley Johnson I'd believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 16:11, archived)
# It's Stanley Johnson
*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 17:14, archived)
# You're not razzle though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:11, archived)
# nice tabby
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 18:39, archived)
# Nice red colours mixed in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Feb 2022, 20:10, archived)
# Little wonder she is cuntstruck
(I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 20:09, archived)
# Search for ostrich anus and find out who that remind you of
(I only discovered her jungle snack preferences recently)
(Flumper, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:15, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:33, archived)
# He'd have his hands all over her shirt potatoes
(rogerzilla, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
frustrating!!

(razzle, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:13, archived)
#
He should give up, he clearly hasn't got anywhere with it
b3ta.com/board/11354753
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:19, archived)
#
:) I thought it must have been done previously
(razzle, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:55, archived)
# me too.
god, i sound snide, i don't mean to.

Now with new finger colour matching algorithm
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] silly pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:22, archived)
# Stock photo
/standard reply
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:39, archived)
#
HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:49, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:36, archived)
# Laughing stock

(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:42, archived)
# As invented by the nocturnal fellow called Russell who wore bovine leather, or "Night Russ Ox Hide" as he was known
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:44, archived)
# I heard he was a Crusader.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:11, archived)
# Posting for candles
And 20th anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:00, archived)
# Happy Candlemas!
After 20 years your glasscock becomes diamondcock.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:06, archived)
# Goodness me that's some fire
I'll allow it just this once.

HapPy CandlEs MArtiN
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:14, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
I missed mine by about 4 days :(
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:24, archived)
# Yay - happy anniversary to you too!
Mine's the same day as pickledpizza, who noticed it
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:29, archived)
# at your age you must be allowed to do everything you want
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:13, archived)
# Wotalottacandles
Hope there's enough cake for the fire brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:40, archived)
# Many candles
much hoopla and yay! (and an added panowie for good measure)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 16:46, archived)
# I also notice that this post
brings you to exactly 1337 messages on the main board.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 19:46, archived)
# Ha!
B3ta perfection
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 0:02, archived)
# Well
Now you've done it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Feb 2022, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Tough one today. 4/6

*Apologises to plankton down there v
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 11:23, archived)
# Widdle is word of the week at home
True story.
(Flumper, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:28, archived)
# Widdle me this, Batman
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 13:41, archived)
# Say Hello To My Little Friend! *


*is what Boris says when he gets his miniature, parasitic cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Feb 2022, 10:49, archived)
# Barface
(Flumper, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Hakuna Matata

Click for bigger (404 kb)
(Flumper, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 9:40, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Feb 2022, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I have covered all the bases
Click for bigger (634 kb)

Pseudocue
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:15, archived)
# A thing of technical beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:32, archived)
# Why thank you good sir
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:43, archived)
# That's nice and, ummm, very BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah
It looked a lot bigger after I posted it. Probably a Freudian thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hethethetheth

(I made the joke more obvious this morning)
(plankton, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 23:23, archived)
# Craig & Chris = Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:08, archived)
# Boutros Boutros Ghali
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:18, archived)
# I typed that originally but I couldn’t be sure about Ghali and I couldn’t be bothered to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:34, archived)
# Sadly
I did.

Thought about Gnarly though
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:55, archived)
# It’s not sad to be bothered, well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 1:06, archived)
# Scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:20, archived)
# I just realised this is an optical illusion
you seen small dots at the at the corners of the boxes. My eyes!
(plankton, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Braille Jigsaw Puzzle. Because blind people need fun in their lives too!
(Victor Victoria, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:18, archived)
# I'm interested to know if the braille means anything
and too lazy to look it up.

But I would quite like to make something like this, a real one that blind people could actually use.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:07, archived)
# Splendid Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:33, archived)
# Brilliant work as per.... Zoomed in and no boobs πŸ˜•
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:34, archived)
# I know :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:34, archived)
# Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 23:23, archived)
#
Cracking norks Gromit
(Blobby blobby, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 1:09, archived)
# Please can we have one of these
EVERY DAY ???
(davyclam, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Not Possible.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:33, archived)
# Gorn vs Batwoman
who would in?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 3:19, archived)
# Bat-GIRL would win*
*with Batman’s help.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 17:40, archived)
# And Cat-girl, would she help
We know she has a soft-spot for Batman.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:08, archived)
# Krik fucking Krak.
Bat-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:10, archived)
# TWANG!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:34, archived)
# De-stress call???
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 23:07, archived)
# XD/
Perhaps!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:37, archived)
# calm down
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 1:13, archived)
# Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 10:31, archived)
# “Martha was my Lamppost’s name!”
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 17:38, archived)
# OOF!
BIF!!

!!POW!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Never BIF! on a Sunday, Pedro!
How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 17:39, archived)
# OEUF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 18:09, archived)
# Oui?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE B3TA PUZZLE PAGE

Everyone's gone nuts for Wordle and other online games, so lets have some fun with that.
Photoshop and pun some crosswords and word searches, or why not invent your own game entirely?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] !

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 17:11, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 18:15, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Feb 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Did Happen
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:34, archived)

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