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[challenge entry] "Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time."
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 29 Apr 2022, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
That works so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:01, archived)
# It is good,
but now I've been reminded of Robin Williams's acting my day is ruined.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 7:36, archived)
# Walter Tevis wrote a book called Mockingbird that every sci fi fan should read
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:13, archived)
# looks fun, are there pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:17, archived)
# I drew one, if that's what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 14:32, archived)
# On your recommendation
I just bought the book.
Reviews compared it to BNW and 1984, so I'm looking forward to this.
Thanks
(davyclam, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 19:03, archived)
# You’re welcome, I hope you enjoy it as much as I have over the years.
My wife introduced me to it when we met. For me it’s a far more visual story than The Man Who Fell To Earth or Queen’s Gambit, and yet it’s never been made for film or tv as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 0:45, archived)
# .. that suit... that font...
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 2:31, archived)
# well this strikes a familiar note
(ozof, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 3:14, archived)
# BarackHusseinObama?
IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 7:39, archived)
# He ticks the African-American box on job applications
In the hope they have quotas to fill
(rogerzilla, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 9:42, archived)
# I’ve been drawing dogs

Jaunty.Art on instagram and Jaunty_Art on Twitter if you are interested
(JauntyArt, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 1:21, archived)
# WAILAAPOYD
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 10:45, archived)
#
why am I looking at a whale on stilts?
(JauntyArt, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 17:38, archived)
# U filtad
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 11:06, archived)
# Harrumph
I bloody did not.
(JauntyArt, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:48, archived)
# All of the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:15, archived)
# Nice hat

click for big dog
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:26, archived)
# Paint me like one of your French bulldogs
(rogerzilla, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(pinefresh, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Nice
He has just reminded me of a Morlock....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] How do folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 19:16, archived)
# ur mum?
(ozof, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy Twitter in Three Easy Steps
(JauntyArt, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:44, archived)
# Will he start wearing the same thing every day like other Social Media giants?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:54, archived)
# πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 20:24, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 23:04, archived)
# alright riverghost, like the new haircut
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 10:53, archived)
# topic question for today
ur mom
(javimmonkey, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:07, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:08, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 8:44, archived)
# Bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 17:29, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:16, archived)
# bollocks
bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks.


bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 13:19, archived)
# Next stop, Edgbaston.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:21, archived)
# huh
so new blood doesn't get the little L plate indicating they're a twat any more?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:32, archived)
# He's killed men for less.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 2:02, archived)
# XD Pure Gold
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 2:22, archived)
# Spundig!
(Astatine, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 14:53, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 1:02, archived)
# PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 4:17, archived)
# better than invisible barts, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 3:54, archived)
# primitive, original or earliest mum?
That'd be Eve, then.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 12:35, archived)
#
Ur Mom- a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you
javimmonkey :Hey Carl Whats up?
Carl:Ur mom.

javimmonkey:I had spaghetti last night.
Carl:I had Ur mom last night.

javimmonkey:Im so worn out from basketball..
Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........πŸ«₯, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 13:41, archived)
# Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 15:33, archived)
# javimonkey’s mom
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 16:49, archived)
# That's right
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 17:34, archived)
# CAAAN YOUUU DIIIG IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 17:45, archived)
# Alan Moore knows the score
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 17:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:42, archived)
# Oh, this is cool.
12 FUCKOUPONS Awarded.
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 18:39, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 20:24, archived)
# FUCK
hi
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:02, archived)
# :0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:18, archived)
# Hello from the future
fuck
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 21:40, archived)
# Well this has all gone splendidly,
I can't wait to see what Friday's thread has in store
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:07, archived)
# You complete areshole
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:07, archived)
# ur mom repost
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Upgraded to you are mom is face, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:20, archived)
# Attack of the 50ft Musk bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 18:31, archived)
# Hard to move on after the severe thrashing javimonkey gave us.
[razor blades ready]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahagahahagagagagavavavavavavavavavavavavavavavav
Fp this never
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 20:38, archived)
# HI I'M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't this
(Blobby blobby, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:15, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:23, archived)
# Very good!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish i didn't this

(Blobby blobby, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:45, archived)
# True love
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:04, archived)
#
β™« I kissed a Gorn just to try it, I hope my Vulcan don't mind it β™ͺ
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 2:06, archived)
# lips taste like
dodgy plastic...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 2:50, archived)
# ...grimes thought with a small shudder...
(ozof, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 6:36, archived)
# no tongues, kids
(rogerzilla, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 7:49, archived)
# How many ears he got?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:33, archived)
# Three
a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 1:55, archived)
# Is that joke vintage or antique?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 15:19, archived)
# It's fossilized
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 12:18, archived)
# pea

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 21:05, archived)
# Shat-N-Ears
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 4:18, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 15:47, archived)
# Uncircumcised dog torsos are okay I think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 15:49, archived)
#

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(Mark OConnor Cloudy on the inside., Wed 27 Apr 2022, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't care about Twitter, soz.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 19:12, archived)
# SpaceX was the cover story
He's actually got an underground base full of ICBMs ready to go. And is about to call Jong-un a paedo using every single twitter account so it can't be missed. WW3.5
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Will Elon be able to save Robert Zubrin from the evil clutches of Bezos of Ptarth?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:21, archived)
# Poorhouse, Asshole,
and Avarice
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This did not come out well, but fuck it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 19:48, archived)
# Kind of funny tho.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 20:23, archived)
# I'm not fucking that
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 21:04, archived)
# At least you considered it
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 29 Apr 2022, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] BeeJeesus
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 Apr 2022, 18:02, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:49, archived)
# Good stuff.
I've often wondered if Bunter's Benny Hill schtick is deliberate, or whether they were both just arseholes. Not for long though.
(Hemipygous, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile....outside Elon Musk's home...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:42, archived)
# Pls buy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:47, archived)
#
It is a perfect opportunity to scale up B3TA when the winds are changing as they are. I know a few private equity investors that might be interested in putting capital to work.
(JauntyArt, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:50, archived)
# I don’t know any private equity investors who aren’t πŸ‘
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:46, archived)
# Hopefully rob plays his cards right.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Apr 2022, 4:29, archived)
# Terrible Motorhead abuse {:-(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 1:06, archived)
# Very difficult for me to make that.
Forgive me Lemmy! \ō/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Apr 2022, 4:48, archived)
# from the mashed shit film,
Buy Anything
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 18:25, archived)
# Fake news, this is what really happened
this is what really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 18:51, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 21:41, archived)
#
The real joke is that rob's giving him a fake FP, but Elon don't know that....heheh...shhh....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 23:35, archived)
# Haha
dark ribs of the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 30 Apr 2022, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The anonymity from fame

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(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 17:12, archived)
# Tuperman?
IDGI
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 20:13, archived)
# crap attempt at the Tesla T
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 20:29, archived)
# IGIN! Thank you!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
Elons hidden brother... Elton Musk
(razzle, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ROCKETMAN!!

Mindpiss, I knew I should have shopped a muskrat
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 16:38, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Vampire.
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] What will he eat today?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 Apr 2022, 14:42, archived)
# himself hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:26, archived)
# He's buying Amazon next
then Disney
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:34, archived)
# Most expensive Pokémon game ever
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:35, archived)
# Twitterpillock.
(Jam_Machine My jam's got a little machine, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 16:08, archived)
# yes! Better than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 Apr 2022, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 'andsome.
(plankton, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 14:14, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:26, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Apr 2022, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Feeder.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 27 Apr 2022, 13:45, archived)

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