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[challenge entry] nft
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 1:25, archived)
# What's all this then?
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 2:08, archived)
# mmmm, feel that mortar
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 9:30, archived)
# Ha
Even though Ford is 45 degrees he still manages to keep the beer in the mug.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:30, archived)
# Congrats on your front page atomic! This is your third I think? Well done you!
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:30, archived)
# 57th actually, …. (Thnx b3ta) :D
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:58, archived)
# …or was it four. Whatever.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:05, archived)
# DO YOU MIND, SIR?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 23:18, archived)
# I shall call it "Balor"
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 1:00, archived)
# it WILL eat you
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 2:08, archived)
# pink and brown stomach folds
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Mmmmm, probably a surgery scar or two in there as well!
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep Wordle

Click for bigger (346 kb)
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 22:00, archived)
#
clicked
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 0:40, archived)
# I'm here trying to solve it, ARF!
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 2:09, archived)
# have you played Birdle you have to guess the bird i got it in 4
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:22, archived)
# I have not but I will give it a go!
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:27, archived)
# ...ok fuck that
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:32, archived)
# Tricky.
I'll have to think about it.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:08, archived)
# Just putting this here:
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 17:59, archived)
# Click for deep cut
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Here I am with a brain the size of a planet. Call this job satisfaction? I don't.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:55, archived)
# I bet he still can't answer those cryptic questions
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:04, archived)
# Cryptic? Sounds like triptych
which is defined as "a work, such as an altarpiece, consisting of three painted or carved panels that are hinged together".
You'd be right to think that you would find a hinge on a motorboat, a new car or a silver tea set. But you'd also find a hinge in Hinge and Bracket who threw things into a bin, probably. A ceramic bin with dust on, maybe, or maybe it's cockney rhyming slang....bins could mean cockney glasses and you would need them to see a motorboat, a new car or a silver tea set, but ceramic, rhymes a bit with triptych which is defined as "a work, such as an altarpiece, consisting of three painted or carved panels that are hinged together".
You'd be right to think that you would find a hinge on a motorboat, a new car or a silver tea set. But....
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:23, archived)
# makes sense
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:51, archived)
# Say what you see
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Meet the meat...
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:22, archived)
# It looks like she’s had an upper arm amputation, or she has a third breast.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:26, archived)
# (breast is Latin for tit)
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:27, archived)
# both maybe?
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:21, archived)
# what a fresh-faced lad he was then
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:24, archived)
# Jennifer Arcuri?
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:17, archived)
#
Can I just have a glass of water?
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 0:43, archived)
# It might be just me, but
the waiter looks just enough like David Cameron to make this extra wonderful.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 6:46, archived)
# I assumed that it was a head-swap
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 10:07, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 10:10, archived)
# er
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 12:24, archived)
# Thanks. It took me ages.
(, Sun 22 May 2022, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I'll be damned. Late entry
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] So long, and thanks for all the votes
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:03, archived)
# this works rather well
Even though I am not fond of either
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 18:56, archived)
# I like this
And it's my Candlemas!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:24, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 20:39, archived)
# 🔥🔥FIRE 🔥🔥
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:04, archived)
# 20 deliriously happy candles every which way up your bum
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

It's Towel day next Wednesday so let's give Hitchhikers the b3ta treatment.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:43, archived)
# YAY
Thank God
literally
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:45, archived)
# :-)
May HE smite thee with a mighty compo
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:50, archived)
# Smite away mighty myth man
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:28, archived)
# thank you God for revealing to us what a pangalactic gargleblaster looks like
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Ah man I love star wars
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] don't panic!
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] can we have a new image challenge now please?
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:24, archived)
# You care about b0rk3d's balls ~.~;;
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:26, archived)
# Hey now,
I care about everyone's balls equally.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:45, archived)
# 😍🥰😘
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:45, archived)
# :D
*blushes*
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah
and wot???
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:46, archived)
# Hmmmm
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Balls
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yoohoo!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:07, archived)
# :D. Now do RIchard Simmons
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:23, archived)
# happy little bush
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:52, archived)
# we don't care about your grooming habits
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:16, archived)
# Balls
You're always caring about my... balls :(
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:52, archived)
#

(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:57, archived)
# O_o
ouch
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] A Sleaford Modigliani.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 11:50, archived)
# Not sure why, but decdided to revisit a "Classic"...


In proper "Quick and Dirty" style.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:40, archived)
# BEWARE!!!!!!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:41, archived)
# Yes.
It most certainly is.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:45, archived)
# The truth is out there

(, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:50, archived)
# this is better
than any of that SCP nonsense
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 21:15, archived)
# BEWARE!!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:42, archived)
# ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Best of all the b3ta memes
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 13:56, archived)
# BEWARE!!

(, Sat 21 May 2022, 14:58, archived)
# Horse is a alien
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:20, archived)
# Horse is a Lion
Wot??
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:29, archived)
# I like how there's movement in every frame, so you know you're looking at animation.
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ike and JMW Turner
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 8:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 11:55, archived)
# Ha! :)
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:05, archived)
# Happy Friday. Have a thing.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:19, archived)
# Happy Friday Pedro
I like your thing...is it a Stagoose?
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:28, archived)
# I dunno. But he asked me to call him Buckwaddle
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:32, archived)
# Better do as he says
I reckon he would best you in a fight :/
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah he's a fighter, alright.
His parents named him Chuck Buck Suck Duck
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Translates as BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 17:46, archived)
# duck looks deer
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:30, archived)
# Ahhhh
Buckduck
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:31, archived)
# Some thing else
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 15:59, archived)
# Yes
But can it be milked?
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 16:05, archived)
# unlikely but this one can
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 16:28, archived)
# A meal and toothpicks in one
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 16:04, archived)
# The Last Guardian 2? Can't wait.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 16:11, archived)
# The worst FUCKLIFT on FUCKLIFT Friday.
Have a dogtopuss!
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 16:29, archived)
# Bit needy
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 18:59, archived)
# This might be relevant to your interestes
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 2:51, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 3:44, archived)
# whoa, a litte head, lots of times
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:43, archived)
# Wow!
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 18:56, archived)
# Honestly wow! This is great Pedro!
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 18:59, archived)
# bless you sir
... but something must be broken. I keep checking the front page and it's not there.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 19:54, archived)
# I’ve been rather busy of late.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 19:55, archived)
# You’re just full of excuses.
And filtahs.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:44, archived)
# I think you’re getting me confused with someone else. I made you a lovely picture, exactly as I said I would, no excuses.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:49, archived)
# And do you remember what you said atomic?
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:56, archived)
# I think it was, “this is not adequately effeminate for my froofy tastes” right?
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah, thought so.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 23:39, archived)
# What I said exactly was, “I don’t like it!”*
*cuz it was shit.
Ha ha…..XD !!!!!!!
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 0:25, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 20:02, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 20:15, archived)
# very woo
whatever happened to HumanDescent? they used to make the most amazing blended things
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 20:22, archived)
# And ran a great website too
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Don’t know. Tattyworld went down ages ago. One of the regulars there also posted here, Lord Kronos. Good lad he was, rip.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:41, archived)
# If anyone can say what Lord Kronos was the undisputed king of, i.e. what his go-to ‘motif’ was, I’ll give them a prize.
A real one!
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:44, archived)
#
your mom?
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 9:52, archived)
# I have never been so insulted in my entire life, probably
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 12:44, archived)
# May contain traces of lie
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 16:30, archived)
# so no prize then?
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 18:34, archived)
# That IS the prize
(, Sat 21 May 2022, 19:31, archived)
# fuck, have this anyway.
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 20:44, archived)
# it rained so I..
(, Fri 20 May 2022, 14:46, archived)

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