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[challenge entry] Greetings from the Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla! Rt Hon Member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip!
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ๐Ÿš—
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 22:38, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 2:20, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jun 2022, 6:25, archived)
#

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 11:22, archived)
# Teehee
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 15:02, archived)
# Graggle Simpson (Nothing to do with the invisibility)
I'm not trolling, I'm not kidding and this has absolutely nothing to with the invisibility:

Graggle Simpson, Grumbly Simpson, Weird Matt or Yellow Matt is a fake lost character from The Simpsons, which I didn't it, It was created by a 4chan Japanese user in 2015, but it becomes a popular meme since 2021. Graggle never existed in The Simpsons series, but everyone remember his suppose appearance in some classic episodes from the show, inventing fake memories (Mandela Effect) and posting edited screenshots from various episodes of The Simpsons to include Graggle. Graggle is NOT real. But you guys remember him on The Simpsons?. That's the question for fake Graggle's moments.


Click for bigger (99 kb)
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:01, archived)
# Oh Fuck
๐Ÿ˜ฑ
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:06, archived)
# I didn't drawn this!,
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:09, archived)
# How has your grasp of the English language
diminished in 8 minutes?
#troll
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:44, archived)
# It's called a stroke
Look it up, HONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 4:36, archived)
# *yawn*
This whole "I'm a genuine user" schtick is getting old now
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:41, archived)
# Perhaps we can goad it into crossing the line so the mods swoop in
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:47, archived)
# Mods??
New one on me
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Post scat, see if one's about
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 18:17, archived)
# B&
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 18:34, archived)
# YAY welcome back Anthonyb3ta70100, my favourite b3tan, who is Anthonyb3ta70100!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 17:46, archived)
# This is not.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 18:52, archived)
# Well, nothing ever is.
Not these days.

I blame Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 19:00, archived)
# Shut up BJ
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 19:07, archived)
# Shut up The Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 19:10, archived)
# :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Holidays are coming
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 21:22, archived)
# I literally just unignored you,
but I'm already having second thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 22:45, archived)
# Okay bye again
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 23:07, archived)
# heartbreaker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 12:27, archived)
# He seems like a bit of a bunny boiler.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 14:17, archived)
# You've done really well and got a reaction, but, can you please have an adult conversation with yourself and stop being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 22:00, archived)
# That's the question for fake Graggle's moments.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 12:26, archived)
# Graggle is NOT real.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:06, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Dining or shining
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:14, archived)
# In the book Jack died because of a problem with the boiler
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Rookie error...That newspaper is from 2006 during the good times. I think this has been 'shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:22, archived)
#
Wouldnโ€™t put it past one of the tabloids to want Saddam to still be in charge.
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:39, archived)
# Special interest bukkake shoot
(rogerzilla, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:28, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 13:18, archived)
# remember the alamy
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 14:46, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 16:29, archived)
# Eh up !
Santy anna.
(davyclam, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 14:15, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 20:38, archived)
#
*unlurks* Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 15 Jun 2022, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's times like these we learn to give again!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 11:46, archived)
# I was thinking about doing a LawnHub and a DawnHub but Ican't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 11:53, archived)
# It was certainly an eye opener ! I think most iterations of this have been done to death on here !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 11:57, archived)
# FawnHub hasn't either
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:49, archived)
# Or SawnHub
you know, stuff that has been sawn apart
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:51, archived)
# not to forget YawnHub!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:52, archived)
# Just reminded me of a joke I made a while back!
I'm gonna stick it on here now, thanks :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 14:44, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9654754
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:14, archived)
# Oooo, Mr Grimsdale!

I deserve a slagging off for my grumpiness the other day
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 11:29, archived)
# slags
wait... what???
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:36, archived)
#
that too
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:39, archived)
#
(ozof, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 1:51, archived)
# this is fucken bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 3:56, archived)
# to be fair, the "b" is silent in λ
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 7:58, archived)
# you had your chance, human
but it was all weird feet and chihuahuas, wasn't it?
(ozof, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 9:54, archived)
# Coldplay really have hit rock bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 10:31, archived)
#
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Interested Rates
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jun 2022, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Actual real news news
(haze, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 17:00, archived)
# I originally
read that as the size of his next tie, which I also found amusing
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 7:25, archived)
#
best get to tie rack!
(haze, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 10:23, archived)
#

Click for bigger (853 kb)
(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 16:22, archived)
# Oh hai catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 16:28, archived)
# THE JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:07, archived)
# THE POPE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:40, archived)
# Don't cross the mentals
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:47, archived)
# I miss that guy who posted the Knights Templar Death Ship.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 8:08, archived)
# Very!
What's the source of the sarlacc-like mouth please?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 16:35, archived)
# One of my favourite mouths to use
That of the lamprey!

duckduckgo.com/?q=lamprey+mouth&t=newext&atb=v297-1&iax=images&ia=images
(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 16:47, archived)
# Wonderful economy of design, the lamprey. Basically a tube with a vicious mouth at one end and an asshole at the other.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:08, archived)
# That's the sort of comment that can lead to lots of other comments.
(davyclam, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:18, archived)
# What's Trump got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:41, archived)
# Obligitory comment relating this description to an ex
(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 10:46, archived)
# Lampreys!
I can't get enough of them!
Henry I
(davyclam, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:19, archived)
#

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 10:54, archived)
# love love loveeee it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The Needs Of The Many Outweigh The Needs Of The Few
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jun 2022, 9:26, archived)
# Not sure that explains why they're all having affairs
or why they like to be gagged in a bin bag with a live canary.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 14:03, archived)
# True. The triangle needs many slices.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jun 2022, 16:59, archived)
# So the whole thing has been about cheese all along!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:09, archived)
# Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 20:18, archived)
# it's a corollary with flag shagging
if the flag doesn't need shagging, find someone else who does
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hunger games?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 8:38, archived)
# How can that urchin afford fresh fruit?
Cut her Universal Credit right now!
(rogerzilla, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 9:31, archived)
# First prize in the chimney-cleaning competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 9:39, archived)
# clearly been scrumping
that'll be transportation to the colonies as indentured labour
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 10:00, archived)
# she was hungry and would have paid the stallholder but couldn't work out the price in pounds and ounces
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 1:55, archived)
# Red Arrows
lol
(davyclam, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 19:21, archived)
# Dunno why but I'm feeling kind of
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Jun 2022, 20:00, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the Misappropriation of Cultural Artifacts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 16:46, archived)
# โค๏ธ
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 19:50, archived)
# Check out the Elgin Marbles on this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 21:59, archived)
# I like this.
And have thus enclickened accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 22:09, archived)
# country
Haha, what country of origin?
(BetaVersion96 his mysterious ways transcend irony once again., Mon 13 Jun 2022, 5:24, archived)
# Start with where it was found and go from there
if compositional analysis and cross referencing with similar artifacts shows it belong somewhere else, send it on,
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 13:15, archived)
# Safest to just put everything in South Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 15:34, archived)
# The crystal skulls need to be returned to Alpha Centauri
Oh wait, there were only 3 films, I forgot
(rogerzilla, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 15:53, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 5:49, archived)
#
Finders Keepers
Losers Weepers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 13 Jun 2022, 14:46, archived)
#
www.facebook.com/premiuminternetcuration/photos/561568392248473
At least they didn't chop the name
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 10:37, archived)
# This is funny. I like it.
It's even funnier on Twitter where people are arguing over it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Priti, Priti, Priti, Priti good

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(targetlad72, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 14:07, archived)
# Those are ultralights (called microlights in the UK)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 16:29, archived)
# Still though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 16:32, archived)
#
Are you challenging me?
(targetlad72, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 19:22, archived)
# Yes.
Yes they are.

*fight*

Tickets eleventy pence each.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 20:28, archived)
# To make a Challenger joke?
Well, I won't. It's too sad and it's too soon
(targetlad72, Tue 14 Jun 2022, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cut-out-and-keep, a Pride/Jubilee flag. Celebrate the Queen/s!!
(targetlad72, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Easy one-pot recipes
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 8:15, archived)
# There's more meat on a sparrow than a JRM
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 10:40, archived)
# He's stuffed with an over-inflated sense of self-importance.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 11:12, archived)
# Ties in nicely with the 'eat shit' FP
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 12 Jun 2022, 17:51, archived)

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