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[challenge entry] Holding everyone to ransom? Where have we heard that before...
(LokiMD, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CYBORGS!

Elon Musk is experimenting on monkeys sticking microchips in their heads so the ones that survive the ordeal can play Pong.
What other madcap fun and games surrounds the world of cyborgery. How would having robot bits help you in your life?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:15, archived)
# I doubt having rob's bits would help at all
Oh, robot...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:20, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:36, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:42, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:54, archived)
# <img src="accidentallywankingprostheticarm.gif">
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It made b3ta a whole lot better.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob Sapp Vs Robo Mirko Cro Cop
This took ages.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:50, archived)
# Ice Scream for afters?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:05, archived)
# :D
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Which of the things that it is not is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Third time lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:27, archived)
# LOVE it!
Nice work Monkeon
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:47, archived)
# *admits it's lame*
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:06, archived)
# Now do armoured dildo
b3ta.com/board/11382692
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:32, archived)
# Maybe Army Dildo will suffice?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:17, archived)
# happy chewsday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 11:55, archived)
# How's the provenance of her tissue?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 11:56, archived)
# I would prefer it if this didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Aww man... ☹️
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:37, archived)
# I can delete it if you want
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:37, archived)
# Yeah, it's probably best if I do
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:38, archived)
# Too late, it'll have to stay now
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)
# Baby if you've got to go away
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:50, archived)
# Don't think I could bake the tato
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Won't you take another e
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:02, archived)
# She could take a bite outta crime
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:02, archived)
# Tinkling the ivories?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:34, archived)
# ur not pissing in my mouth, no way!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe she swallowed a baby grand
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:03, archived)
# grand!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 10:05, archived)
# John Travolta
John Trawattsa
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 10:24, archived)
# We're the Tunnel Birds, and we rule
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 11:18, archived)
# Fallout 5
Return to TravoltaLand
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 11:50, archived)
# The Overseer will only open the door if the JYNA VIRUS is definitely gone
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 11:58, archived)
# Vault 45
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:33, archived)
# Trump will be tweeting out of Raven Rock after the bombs fall
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:46, archived)
# you better shape up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:32, archived)
# I loved Kappatoo!
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:42, archived)
# Galaxy News Radio should really be called Capitol FM
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:19, archived)
# Good thing nobody posted a picture of this year’s dead people a whole month early…
…ohh……..
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Probably would have made a better Penguin


Or maybe an Indiana Jones cast member.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:05, archived)
# Prune Face
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:11, archived)
# Reminds me of someone else
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:44, archived)
# Jack Nicholson plays the Joker again
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 17:23, archived)
# now then now then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Preposterous tales
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Oooh...
Knickers, Knackers, Knockers...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Snake Plissken is getting on a bit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:12, archived)
# I thought he was dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:27, archived)
# No, that was Tupac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:59, archived)
# My entry for the UK comedians/quiz show host Batman challenge:
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:05, archived)
# 3, 2, 1
There is a big spike up your bum! - The Fiddler
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:30, archived)
# I have concerns about the provenance of your tissue
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:05, archived)
# tissue issues
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:07, archived)
# Busted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:00, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:29, archived)
# Fewer
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:38, archived)
# Morecombe and Wise
Poor Cunt and Lies
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:39, archived)
# RIP Mark E Smith
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:45, archived)
# RIPMES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Dawson's Creep(y)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 18:34, archived)
# Lisa del Giocondo--b. June 15, 1479--d. July 15. 1542 (aged 63)
Still hawt 'til the very end.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 3:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11382639
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 7:17, archived)
# Michael Fabricant?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 8:34, archived)
# Almost.
It's late American actress Jeanette Nolan in character for her role as Dirty Sally.


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 12:48, archived)
#


b3ta talk
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 22:41, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 23:09, archived)
# it's all bollocks here
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 23:41, archived)
# There's a talk board?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 23:27, archived)
# That died years ago
I heard Rob lost custody of it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 23:51, archived)
# I bet Elon bought it just to shut it down, because they were being mean about him
Typical free speech absolutist
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 0:02, archived)
# no one in their right mind would buy the talk board
oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 0:05, archived)
# A Gregg's veggy sausage roll and and a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, I heard
At least 4 times the estimated market price.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 0:44, archived)
# /talk is cheap
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 13:33, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:23, archived)
# No You
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:11, archived)
# He's RTing it to 400m followers
(rogerzilla, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Real picture Sunday
Do we really need more hardon education? And if so, couldn't the logo be more descriptive?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:20, archived)
# Someone should tell them that’s the wrong rod.
Asclepiusβ€˜s is the one with a single snake around it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:54, archived)
# I think acknowledging the rod is a step in the right direction.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 18:18, archived)
# Needs balls.
You know, to prevent embarrassing conversations in A&E.

Also I don’t see this lasting when naked Gorn was seen as too risquΓ©.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 18:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 18:34, archived)
# One eye per snake. Seems legit.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 19:43, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:01, archived)
#
Indeed. Blame America.
(SockCooker ПВН ПНΠ₯, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 12:06, archived)
# *prolly would*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:31, archived)
# So would I
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 16:55, archived)
# βœ”πŸ˜Š
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 16:58, archived)
# what's the buzz?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 12:32, archived)
# Tell bee what's happenin'
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:07, archived)
# This was on the bee-roll πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯³

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:09, archived)
# can you do one with a jumping frog?
asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:13, archived)
# ty
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:21, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffttttttttt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:17, archived)
# What dance is this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:18, archived)
# Dance of indecision

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:19, archived)
# A-maze-ing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:47, archived)
# Ever notice?
when flies crawl, they don't seem to accelerate--they go from zero to sixty in an instant.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 14:25, archived)
# Huh!
Maybe that's where they came up with the phrase "he's really flying"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 14:26, archived)
# 😎 Not sure--
Mice move the same way, but nobody says "Wow--he's really mousing."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 14:32, archived)
# BZZZZZZZZZZZ... HSSSSSSSSSS...
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 16:02, archived)
# 😳☹️
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:09, archived)
# Alex Jones, is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:11, archived)
# STARDATE 3045.6 WILL RISE AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:26, archived)
# A gornet?
(rogerzilla, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 16:55, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:08, archived)
# 17 frames.
I guess you'd need to add a frame to reduce it to 9. Dunno if it would work reducing it to 3..?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:19, archived)
# 9 frames:


I have reached my limit. Adding 1 to reduce to 5 looks shite. Dividing by 3 is not working for me either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 20:20, archived)
# it's nice!
I don't like the padding between the JIFs though
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 23:39, archived)
# hive jive
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:20, archived)
# Oh, what a wonderful thing to be
A healthy, grown-up, dizzy busy bee
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:18, archived)
#
Wanking away the passing hours.
Shitting with friends on the cauliflowers.
(Blobby blobby, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 21:11, archived)
#
Flying all around in the dried hedgerows
Rather thirsty 'cause of all the avocados
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 9:49, archived)
# heh
A difficult waltz to be sure this week for Camilla and Giovani
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Dec 2022, 9:57, archived)
# A Viennetta Waltz?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 9:59, archived)
# thanks Chris
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Two Soups by Jack Vettriano
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 10:06, archived)
# ha :)
(ozof, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 11:26, archived)
# I'd click for bigger but I suspect my monitor would explode
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 11:55, archived)
# Haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:31, archived)
# camilla?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:49, archived)
# compo this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:21, archived)
# The ‘Weenies

Click for bigger (741 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 1:13, archived)
# Been a while eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 4:37, archived)
# Bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 9:53, archived)
# wrong, it's one word per comment
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
that's one word
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 17:12, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 15:33, archived)

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