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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 16:57,
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There's a very angry godzilla out there somewhere
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 18:16,
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I'm glad I have old versions of Dahl's books without all this sensitivity edited bollocks
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 14:35,
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I'm not for re-writing a dead author's work.If you don't want children reading the old material, just keep it away from them. Or do what other media have started to do and introduce a content warning. I happened to catch the opening of 'Crocodile Dundee' on film four the other night. Before it started, I was told the film contained ideas and humour that was 'of its time'. This is fine. They've probably edited that bit out of the second film though when he snogs a transvestite.
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Wed 22 Feb 2023, 14:39,
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Publishers have been updating childrens books since Gutenberg.The Grimm fairy tales used to be a lot fucking grimmer.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 16:27,
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I have those original versions. there's nothing Disney about them, which is great. same goes with 1001 Arabian Nights. I am not impartial to Francis Burton's versionDisney made a fucking Jasmine out of Badr ul-Budur, the cunts.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 17:32,
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You seem perfectly normal. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 18:50,
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Unless you've got a first edition,that's probably not true.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory#Publication
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory#Publication
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 14:53,
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Isn't calling a kid enormous still fat shaming?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 15:08,
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I thought 'enormously thick-featured cunt' was going a bit far.
At least he changed that early draftwhere dead oompa loompas get rendered down into sustenance paste for the other workers
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 15:36,
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haha you could have fitted dozen in there
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 16:47,
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yayI lurk here daily, and was watching for my 20 year thing to arrive - and somehow missed it. fuck.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 17:35,
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I think I've hit 2 of the 20 myself
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 4:52,
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Maybe it's just as well I wasn't around yesterday - I might have been blamed for something
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 4:55,
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20.0027378507871321 happy flaming candles up your bum/ac
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 19:02,
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Did you know... I was the first user to receive candles
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 19:47,
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There are plenty of other ways to mock non-native English speakers, and there is certainly nothing wrong with that. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 22:12,
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More b3tafacts plzⱧ₳₱₱Ɏ ₵₳₦ĐⱠɆ₴
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 20:27,
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At its peak in 2003, the "post a huge gif to complain about an oversize image" meme was responsible for 3/16 of all web traffic mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 22:07,
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Remember that time when the board was flooded with new posts? (2015) The waters have dried significantly since then.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 23:33,
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I do remember those daysWhen you'd be scrolling by and find a stunning animation from Sheep or some other wizard.
Still lots of great posts currently (like the Batman series), but just not the quantity of the old days (god, I sound old typing that)
(Still lots of great posts currently (like the Batman series), but just not the quantity of the old days (god, I sound old typing that)
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 4:57,
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it is true. b3ta was much better before I signed up. lurking has its merits Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 8:16,
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triviaMy sig is from a letter Rob posted years ago from an unhappy viewer. The writer was quite upset with the contents of this board.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 4:55,
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I've been here 20 years and you're only just noticing this now? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 22:08,
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These things happen when you're old 
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 20:24,
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I can't deny that
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 4:51,
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Happy no candles dayIt happens at our age you know.
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TBL I posted this on,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 21:09,
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Happy day + 1I would have been 18 last week, but my account was banned for telling jokes on the 'tell jokes' question of the decade.
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Tue 21 Feb 2023, 22:00,
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No, you were banned for being a dick. By telling jokes on the 'tell jokes' question of the decade. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 22:09,
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I didn't get banned for not telling a joke
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 22:21,
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“Prince, Richard Branson and b3ta member’s irl details walk into a bar….”
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 22 Feb 2023, 5:53,
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Congrats from a fellow lurker18 years of skulking in just over a month.
( Snar,
Sat 25 Feb 2023, 8:35,
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"The fat witch should have stayed at home baking Jewish cakes"said Danny, as he slowly reversed the car over her already severely injured body.
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Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:20,
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And then run them in the Mail, one page every dayThese are the things you're not allowed to say any more because of easily offended millennial wokeflakes
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 13:05,
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Tarantino to direct 'Tales of the Unexpected'
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:38,
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He's scary enough without shopping
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 21 Feb 2023, 12:16,
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