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# BBC Verify examines the Mother's Day photo of the Princess of Space Wales

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(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 20:17, archived)
# "Abdominal surgery". Probably involved Gorn eggs/hatchlings.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 20:25, archived)
# My guess is she's receiving a new Trill symbiont.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 21:07, archived)
# Should've taken a new Tok'ra symbiont instead, those things are up and running in seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 21:07, archived)
# Sorry, I don't watch Lexx.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 21:11, archived)
# Did anyone?
I mean I used know one guy who talked about it as if he did, but I have my doubts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 22:37, archived)
# Judging from the merch on ebay and whatnot
I think a lot of eager masturbators thoroughly enjoyed certain aspects of it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 22:41, archived)
# "condition: encrusted"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 22:43, archived)
# I watched it and enjoyed it, although not for the reasons suggested by brb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 0:38, archived)
# I've never quite got into it.
I thought it was shit when it aired. Every time I've tried it since then it's only sent me to sleep. I recall cleavage, an annoying robot, the most German looking man in the world, and some business with the disembodied head of a new romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 19:08, archived)
# Not sure who the "most German-looking man" is
There was Dieter Laser, who was in 5 eps of season 2, who was very German.
If you're referring to central cast, you may be referring to Brian Downey, who's actually from Newfoundland.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 21:57, archived)
# Brian Downey, yeah.
What can I say? Alter sieht deutsch aus.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 22:17, archived)
# Do all Gorn kids have bigger eyes, or is it just the inbreeding?
(rogerzilla, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 10:35, archived)
# It might be too subtle
but the idea is that they're beauty filtered/AI because of that whole 'woman edits photo' international incident we just had.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 14:25, archived)
# But in general,
if I'm doing gorns I tend to give the children bigger eyes and the women longer necks. One day I'll write a book about it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:36, archived)
# She's hanging out with Meghan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:56, archived)
# -eghan +addie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:24, archived)
#
Someone should do a force ghost of Kate
(Beanchimp, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:56, archived)
# By which I assume you mean
someone should assassinate the entire royal family and return citizenship to the British subjects.

In which case I wholeheartedly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 14:31, archived)
# "Computer, enhance.."

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(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:29, archived)
# See, I knew that today would be a good day to return to this place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:35, archived)
# I love bandwagons!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:58, archived)
# Me too, but only in a sexy way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 18:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:47, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:27, archived)
# seamless
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:57, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 15:43, archived)
# pfffft
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 15:50, archived)
# Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:03, archived)
# Oh Matron!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 14:20, archived)
# Royal We, been on the throne too long, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 15:33, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:04, archived)
#
(cringe hetchetu aloh, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 23:14, archived)
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(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 13:02, archived)
# See? I *knew* it was going to turn out to have been The Jews all along.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 13:29, archived)
# there's literally no need for evidence any more
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 14:10, archived)
# That's all the proof I need.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 14:13, archived)
# I’m convinced.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 15:05, archived)
# There's no real evidence for it, but it's scientific fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:55, archived)
#
Jew would say that, wouldn't Jew.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:39, archived)
# 'The Jews'
like, 'The Beatles' or 'The Doors'?
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 9:21, archived)
# I don't know, you'd have to ask them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Weekend at Katie’s

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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:59, archived)
# ... WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 13:06, archived)
#
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 13:07, archived)
# made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 14:07, archived)
# 🚨BREAKING🚨 - Kensington palace releases convincing 'proof of life' photo in response to conspiracy theories surrounding the Princess of Wales.

Might as well post this one too.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:03, archived)
# There’s the proof we were waiting for.
No further investigation needed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:11, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:05, archived)
# FFS
Why are people so obsessed with this woman.
(gijoel, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 21:06, archived)
# Well, that's one question which you could write a thesis on.
As for the question "why are people photoshopping a picture in the news for shits 'n' giggles?", the answer is: for shits 'n' giggles.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 22:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 11:44, archived)
# excellent
I've gone from not thinking about this at all, because why should I, to thinking it's all a bit strange really, solely because of this weird image thing.
I get that it's just a simple little edit, but why on earth would someone do that under the current circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:20, archived)
# It's probably a cry for help
we have yet to decode the hidden message in the photoshop errors, but I'm sure she's being held hostage somewhere and this was the only way to try to communicate.

Anyway, I can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 17:35, archived)
# If you look very carefully (at 500% magnification)
just at the edges of the seams, you can clearly see the words "help me" made out of sub atomic pixels and placed in such a way that only a highly trained expert could ever see them. That and a 30 quid bit of software used by newspapers to detect photoshopping (that strangely enough has never worked before now)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 12 Mar 2024, 8:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:36, archived)
# Ctrl+P
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 13:19, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 14:08, archived)
# £3.50? Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 16:36, archived)
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My usual lack of effort.
(WGCtrev, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop tinkering with it, George!
Speaking of lack of effort:
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 9:43, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 10:03, archived)
# have to hand off to someone else
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:17, archived)
# It's a wrist I'm willing to take
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:29, archived)
# Where are the Andes? Adjacent to the wristies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:32, archived)
# What do you call it when Harrison Ford has a wank?
Hand Solo.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:37, archived)
# Unkept glitchy tile?
SHENANIGANS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:56, archived)
# Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 13:00, archived)
# Clearly a graduate of PedroHin Skool of Fotoshoppipity

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 15:07, archived)
# All seems legit 🧐

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:06, archived)
# Definitely accurate, Kate has normal hands because she's a commoner but her kids have reptilioid DNA, checks out
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:44, archived)
# Nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 7:35, archived)
# LET THE BANDWAGON COMMENCE!
I reckon in these circumstances it would be justifiable to post an AI-generated replica, since that would count as satire. Discuss.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:01, archived)
# you're trying to get me in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 10:48, archived)
# yes
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 11:21, archived)
# ^denies it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 12:30, archived)
# It's good
that they completely managed to put to bed all the social media generated conspiracy theories by publishing this nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:05, archived)
# Yes, I'm confident that all the conspiracy-minded people will definitely accept that it's just a minor image discrepancy and move on with their lives.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:36, archived)
# People are rational. They will surely be understanding
and sympathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:44, archived)
# Yes, it's good that ever since Caroline Flack died everyone has remembered to *be kind*.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 8:45, archived)
# I reckon Kate, Shelly Miscavige and Melania Trump are holding Illuminati rituals in a secret location.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry]


(could have been better, but I got bored)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 23:28, archived)
#
Orange you glad you got a FP?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 0:20, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 1:04, archived)
# Yo
Hello kids. It's redsushi here.

I don't know why my login hasn't worked so I've had to book a new slot.

Can anyone help me out on logging in to my proper account?
(Michael Commerford, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 3:25, archived)
# Have you tried emailing that dodgy rob fellow?
Use the Magic Donkey, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 3:35, archived)
# What a nonsense.
I'm suddenly logged back in. I suspect our ginger fuhrer is up to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 5:19, archived)
# What happened to /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 5:25, archived)
# The link to /talk was removed from the main site navigation to make it easier to find
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 10:49, archived)
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(JauntyArt, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 23:07, archived)
# I hated these goddam twee adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 Mar 2024, 21:18, archived)
# Hmm... Needs more Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 22:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Orange Man Perfectly Normal
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 22:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 19:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 21:39, archived)
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(Dave Cat, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Bourbonite. Dunk it in yer tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 10 Mar 2024, 18:36, archived)
# Buiscuty goodness

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 15:44, archived)
# Bourbonite
Transform and roll into my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 Mar 2024, 9:28, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Mar 2024, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] May also dance and play music
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 10 Mar 2024, 17:53, archived)

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